#And Echo as a trans girl is SO SO SO SOOOOO GOOD

[kokkuri3]

noise

Sexuality: Lesbian which she realized in like the last five minutes of being alive before immediately getting Thanos snapped

Gender: Transfem/nb is an exceedingly exceedingly good headcanon for Noise it’s really really powerful. Noise’s relationship to gender in canon is so absolutely fucked there’s NO way she’s cis but the interpretation that she’s transmasc is like. Blatantly wrong in my eyes and kind of ignores the very present themes of misogyny in her arc

Ship: I ship her and Ada even though Ada’s probably the most devastatingly heterosexual PH character after Levi because unlike Levi Ada isn’t a pedophile and her dynamic with Noise is really good and honestly Noise deserves it. She needs to fuck a woman. Noise/Echo makes me feel things but in the way all selfcest makes me feel things which is they’re weird things

BrOTP: Her and Vincent

NOTP: Her and Vincent

Headcanon: Has really weird kinda macabre taste like she’d be really really into menhera. Remember that time I wrote a post talking about Vincent and Gil making a disgusting chimera plush they both despise and try to hide because Vincent can’t really work up the energy to destroy something Gil tortured himself over making and which he also cannot stand looking at ? Noise would love it so much

General opinion: Favorite PH antagonist, 2nd favorite female PH character, 3rd favorite overall Yes I like her more than Vincent. Love this deranged little lesbian she’s so good

[normal-thoughts-official]

Magnus as a cheerleader and quarterback Alec fucking in the locker room before or after game

ok so im not entirely sure that cheerleaders aren't just an elaborate prank the US is playing on the rest of us and i have no idea what a quarterback is other than that it probably involves doing something with a ball while playing in a team against other team, so i'm building this answer out of absolutely NOTHING but horniness. but i also don't care!!!

first of all, iconic of magnus to be a trans man cheerleader. bet that probably was like, a problem initially lmao but then there were plenty of other men (cis and trans alike) wanting to join and like. not to make this a serious AU but i could see him kinda becoming the leader of a movement for the right of men to wear tight skirts and dance around and for alec to kind of fall in love with how fierce he is u know. oh maybe he was already in it before he transitioned and then ppl wanted to kick him out? and he just said nah fuck this men in tight skirts when. and ppl were like hes got a point

also ugh he's an amazing dancer and we know it so he WOULD be good at it!! i don't think he'd take this super seriously like Hang Out With The Cheerleader Girls and make it like his personality or anything (i think if there's any stereotypical hs group magnus would belong to it would definitely be the hot nerds but realistically i think he would mingle with everyone a bit) but he likes to dance and exercise in general and competitive sports are not his thing and the whole way you have to work together as cheerleaders .... idk it's nice. plus when he got some other man/AMAB ppl in the team (?) he got some pretty nice friends. queer club babey!

and maybe that even made alec more comfortable with coming out, u know, maybe the jocks are homophobic pricks but there ARE other ppl right there he can hang out with even if he can't fucking dance for shit. all in all he gets along better with them than his teammates so who cares if they don't like him coming out? and magnus is kind of that gamechanger and plus he IS wonderful and kind and funny and ugh he's in love with him

anyway!!! nobody asked for this AU so i'll just get to the horny part. realistically i don't think they would be able to fuck in the locker room before or after the game cuz like... other people. but i DO think they've got a kink for each other's uniforms (if being a quarterback involves wearing those ridiculous shoulder pads then no it doesn't! i'm speaking this out of existence) and that they are horny bastards who would 100% sneak into the locker room after school is closed to fuck there just. because. sooooo

anyway all i'm picturing here is magnus pinned against the wall, still in his full uniform except his panties or shorts or whatever are off so he can wrap his legs around alec's waist 😌 and alec gets to fuck him in his pretty cheerleader uniform and hear his cute moans echoing all around the room

and just ugh magnus probably feels more exposed like this, you know, fully relying on alec to keep him up, legs spread, alec fucking him in his short little skirt and kissing his neck and playing with his clit and telling him how beautiful he is, how he drives alec crazy, how he loves the way magnus moans and screams when alec fucks him.....

just ugh generally 10/10 scenario but also they pavlov the shit out of this and alec ends up getting a boner every time he enters the locker room which is really not ideal. also they would make a mess so i'm imagining them just like, getting some wet paper towels and cleaning up the walls and floor afterwards and it's a very funny and unglamorous vision. but also they regret nothing and maybe make out again just a little bit because magnus is still in his little skirt and crop top after all and alec is not exactly known for his self restraint when he's around him, especially alone and with all the time in the world