#Anakin is a Force fuckery spawned baby

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I had a crazy Star Wars AU idea, lemme tell you bout it

It's based on the idea of some Jedi lady showing up and having Anakin with Shmi, he's still the chosen one and it works cause he still doesn't have a father because they conceived through the Force.

And Anakin's Jedi mom is chaotic good sometimes batshit crazy force to be reckoned with. Just like him.

I expanded on the concept under the cut:

It starts with this one Mirialan Jedi knight, Imma call her Zelli, going to Tatooine to help with some of the problems there, like slavery and all that shit.

She wasn't sanctioned by the order and did this by herself, and she was just another missing Jedi of that time to the order.

Zelli got to Tatooine and set up in Mos Espa to get to work, she started scouting the city for anyone who would need help, obviously keeping the Jedi thing a little secret, and started doing some good work for the people there where she could.

Then she meet a slave woman named Shmi Skywalker and started to help her out with all that stuff and eventually wound up just killing Watto when she found him punishing Shmi.

So Shmi is free now.

And they start to work together to get more done in Mos Espa, Shmi had more knowledge of underground opperations by slaves and people advocating/helping the slaves out, and Zelli had the Force and tactical training.

They did lots of work together and fell in love eventually.

Stuff happens and they topple the corrupt government of Mos Espa and replace it with one of their own and the Hutts leave it alone cause this Jedi is a little crazy and they don't wanna mess with her cause she could destroy them. Zelli is a crazy chaotic good type of person.

The Jedi and Republic still have no idea what's going on here by the way.

Shmi and Zelli get married, Zelli is a Skywalker now, and continue fighting corruption on Tatooine.

They adopt some orphan kids, and conceive a baby with the Force and boom, Shmi is prego with baby Ani.

He still the Chosen One, the Force decided Shmi and Zelli could make the chosen one for it. The Force supports gay rights.

Zelli noticed that Anakin was Force sensitive, she wasn't surprised since she and Shmi literally conceived him through the Force, and chose not to mention it to anyone and do some basic training by herself with him.

So instead of being a slave, Anakin's parents are some of the most well known and wel respected warriors and leaders on Tatooine and they are awesome and loving and the best.

Tatooine is a lot better off by the time of the battle of Naboo, and when Qui-gon and co land, they are surprised by the change because no one was paying attention to Tatooine for at least twenty years.

The Hutts are totally gone now and an efficient, powerful, functional non corrupt government took it's place and the Tusken Raiders are valued and respected as the original inhabitants of Tatooine basically the entire planet wound up like Boba when he was with the Tuskens at the end.

Shmi and Zelli are the leaders of Mos Espa alongside a Tusken chief, Shmi got really good at politics, so Qui-gon meets with Shmi when looking for a hyperdrive, Zelli is also a very good mechanic and taught Anakin a lot of what she knew and they have their own repair shop in the Mos Espa gov building because fuck it, Zelli does what she wants, so they have a hyperdrive for sale in their shop.

It is very awkward when Qui-gon both notices that this mechanic-leader is a Jedi and knows who she is.

Everyone assumed she'd been dead for like, twenty-five years.

Zelli sells the hyperdrive and tries to get Qui-gon to leave before he notices Anakin because she wants to train him and keep him a secret until he's older.

Qui-gon does see Anakin, he was pretty easy to pick out among all their other adopted children, he's the only human-Mirialan hybrid so Qui-gon kinda puts two and two together.

He asks Shmi about him and who Anakin's father is and gets the he has no father bit from the movie but added that she and Zelli conceived him with the Force, so he still fits the chosen one prophecy.

He brings this up to Zelli and that Anakin should be taken to the temple and they argue about it, eventually they come to the agreement that they should see what the counsel says.

One of Ani's older siblings is left in charge of the shop when they go to Coruscant. Shmi goes with them too and when Maul attacks for the first time, he is fought off by Shmi and Zelli cause he was gonna kill their son for no frickin reason.

It goes the way the movie does, but with Zelli getting a bit of a scolding for all she did but they do agree that she did more in ~25 years than the Republic or Jedi did in 3000 for Tatooine and is clearly doing something right.

The Jedi decline Qui-gon's request to bring Anakin into the order, and Zelli says I told you so before offering Qui-gon, and maybe Obi-Wan, a place on Tatooine if they really wanted to help train Anakin.

They all go to Naboo and the Skywalker family takes out the battleship together while Qui-gon and Obi fight Maul(he didn't fight Zelli cause he's scared of her now, do not mess with any of her family you will not survive)

Unlike most of the Jedi, Zelli picks up bad vibes from Palpatine, and consistently puts herself between the creepy old guy with groomer vibes and her son. And since Anakin has parents in this au, he's not as susceptible or vulnerable to Palpatine's manipulation, he's got less trauma to be used against him.

Zelli and Shmi allow Obi-Wan to be Anakin's offical Jedi appointed mentor, but they still do stuff with him, so Anakin is less insecure in general and able to talk about his emotions and the crush he has on Padmé.

Obi-Wan basically winds up getting adopted by Shmi and Zelli and he just goes with it cause why not.

They were at the "secret" wedding of Anakin and Padmé, they shared it cause they are proud mamas, it's basically an open secret.

The clone wars still happens, Shmi and Zelli decide to have Tatooine be neutral, Anakin gets Ahsoka to train and she gets adopted into this crazy family too as Anakin's child/sister.

And Anakin DOES like sand, there's no negativity around it now and it reminds him of home and good things.

Ahsoka just moves to Tatooine after leaving the Jedi, Zelli conceived her to.

In rots, there is definitely a baby shower cause the Skymoms are very happy for their son and, Palpatine has a lot less to turn Anakin to the darkside with, so there's three options here.

1, Palpatine tries to take over, it outed/killed as a sith lord and the one who started this war and all the problems for the galaxy and, cause the Republic is already pretty ineffective already, it gets replaced with something functional and way better and everything is great!

2, Palpatine does get the Empire and executes order 66, but has no Vader so a lot more Jedi survive. Now the Skymoms, who now control Hutt space cause why tf not at this point, put all their effort into being the biggest pain in the ass for the Empire, all that rebellion stuff happens as it does, only now Hutt space is backing all rebellions and Darth Vader do nit exist and so Padmé is not dead and happy Skywalker family, minus Ahsoka for a bit, she's busy getting a farmer girlfriend but she'll join eventually.

3, Vader somehow does happen and so the Skymoms give Vader a scolding and talk him out of the darkside cause obviously this would kill Padmé, then Vader ends up crying for a bit cause he just killed a bunch of children. And the Skymoms give the biggest beat down the Sith have ever faced.

In the case of the second option, when the first order shows up, they pop out from Hutt space to again be a pain in ol Palpy's side and just hang around the rebellion giving thumbs up to all the awkwardly queer rebellion baby's attempts at flirting. Yeah I know they'd be super old but what the hell, this is already a crazy ass idea anyway.

Thiz is what happens when I have ideas and ni supervision or guidelines or not specific enough guidelines, I get creative and I get crazy and you all get to deal with whatever bs is the result. Ngl, this idea is a very fun brain toy!