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luminouslollies · 9 days ago

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It makes me laugh to think how the two CatCF books take place practically in a single day (from the tour onwards). That's two nights that Charlie goes past his bedtime!

Of course (on that last point), unless the tour had lasted a mere hour or so. What a rip-off, Wonka.

#I stress that for the simple fact that no one minimally normal is going to process in less than a day:#4 surreal and terrifying accidents (involving children). A glass flying box that has no respect for speed rules and people with nausea #An involuntary take-off into space exploring a space hotel under threat of death from the US government itself #and then an escaping from a thousand genocidal megalomaniacal shapeshifting aliens #watching four old people rejuvenate into babies and one to reach below the minimum age (literally)#realising that there is a dark dimension with people who reach negative ages (yes that seems to exist too)#with perverse and hostile creatures AGAIN #and then returning to find that the old woman you just saved is over 350 years old and still alive #without severely affecting your sense of reality or at least leaving you with some kind of trauma.#charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #willy wonka #charlie bucket #charlie and the great glass elevator

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