#An Bard Life : Jacques the Jester

[the-elven-jester]

Victoria raised a brow at Jacc. her arms folded across her chest. " Did you just.. call that woman a demon.. and throw hand sanitizer into her face? " - @murdxrxfcrxws

“She was coming at me!! What was Jacc suppose to do?! She screeched, and saw those eyes glow! Soooooo- Jacc thrown it at her.” Jacc explained.

Truly the world’s greatest idiot.

[shadowtoons]

Hi shadowtoons i was wandering about dr noxious, hes dead right? and i suddenly had this thought... how did he die? it looks like he lost hes skin on his hands and thats why he weared gloves when you drew him, and hes left wing is broken too did he die of, i dont know...murder?? or no??

Dr. Noxious is indeed dead, why he is an Undead Warlock, contracted with an another Warlock patreon that granted him a second life for revenge and to forward with anything as he pleases.

How he died he was murdered by my Bard character, Jacques “Jacc” the Jester. Dr. Noxious was Jacc’s primary doctor since he lived with Dragonbornes and Kobolds, none of the doctors couldn’t figure Jacc out. What gave a reason for Jacc to kill Noxious, because he found a dark secret within his home. Nox trying to explaining Jacc, but didn’t give him a second to do so.

This being said. Jacc likes carrying explosives on him in case he couldn’t break something if someone wasn’t with him. Nothing major, but he used all he had to bring certain sections of Dr. Noxious’s home, not only the home, including the Doctor himself, being trapped and his wings caught in the rubble. Jacc also set it on fire to make sure he is dead for good.

Noxious wasn’t a twisted man long before, but he slowly was becoming a serial killer when he was alive.

Now, him returning as an undead. Creating a whole new villain of himself and continuing what he had started that he is back.

For his skin, he did fixed himself up, hands were a bit of a problem since would be hard so he just slipped gloves on. He is slowly fixing his hands still to completely fit more in within the living world around him.

[the-elven-jester]

“What- of course not? His weird trick he can grow it again.” Jacc said about it, wished he didn’t get to see it. Shakes see the beard grew in front of him, doesn’t wanna know how that can be possible, but now he knows.

“Soooooo- Jacc was lucky!”

" I don't believe you. " she looked at him. then the beard, she knows above anything. dwarves take their beards of their lives...

" You made a dwarf kill themself Jacc! "

[the-elven-jester]

Get down on one knee and opens a box with the freshest baguette "will you be my friend"

“Jacc accept the friendship!”

[the-elven-jester]

Shen comes on over and grabs the Jester's hand.. stopping him from doing something dumb... again...

" What are you doing this time ? " - @murdxrxfcrxws

Turns at Shen with a fake beard, stroking it as he thinking with fake glasses he randomly put on. “Taking a stroll, don’t mind Jacc.” As he replied.

“Mainly bought this cool beard, Jacc paid 10 gold coins, with the glasses.”

[the-elven-jester]

Hi jacc, tell meh, what can you say about Dr. Noxious?

"...He was a good friend of mine.. All Jacc can tell ya that. Just wished he never chose that path, even wished can saved him from it."

[the-elven-jester]

Hey Jacques are you a dog or cat kind of drow/person?

"Jacc doesn't like both, buuuut Jacc does love lizards!"

As he spoke pulling out a small one kept in his pocket.

[the-elven-jester]

Jangel was alone in the forest, heading on a long journey to the next town. He wasn’t a fan of going alone, but everyone in the party went their own ways, and there was no way he was staying in that town after battling that person or thing. His stomach growls loudly, letting a sigh out. “I got carrrrried away wanting to get to the next town that my body is screaming for food.” The half-breed looked around his surroundings, checking if it was safe to rest. It seemed like some lights were beaming through the tree’s leaves and pretty open. “This is perrrrrfected to rest a bit and refill my stomach energy back!” He chirps, swaying his puffy tail.

So he went over to a tree and sat in the shade, reaching into his bag to pull out his rations. He opened one of them; it was a loaf of bread. Licking his mouth, he took a big bite and chewed it. Jangels swallowed it down as he took another bite. 

His ears twitch to pick up a feral growl, getting him to react to stand up and drop the bread quickly. It was too late to counter the attack as he was about to pull his rapier out from the sheath. A giant wolf rushed out from hiding and tackled the half-breed to the ground, pinning him. Jangle lets out a hiss and flails his legs. The wolf snarls, drooling as some drips onto the half-breed head and face. He squints his eyes tightly, turning his head away and drooping his ears. Loud mewls come out from him.

“No! No! I’m going to be this wolf, wolf lunchhhhh! No one is herrrre!”

|| Jangel for the Au Jac ||

Within seconds the wolf had stopped moving, slowly being pulled back to see the Jester knight. Jacques himself, tossed over as he put his rapier away. "Ya need to be more careful."

He had told the other, notice who it was. "It's the little hyper fella from the party, what brings ya here?"

As he did look around now, if Jacc had to take a hint then. Jangle is alone, which now this is something being here alone dangerous things happen.

"Ya need to be back in town. As much wouldn't blame ya for what happened, but it's the only safe place ya have." Figure as much too, wouldn't blame Jangle. kneel down now. "Even get ya proper food, Jacc owes ya that. Can be a reward." As he said to the other.

"Com'on let's get going." Stood up and held his hand out.

[the-elven-jester]

”Hello, hello! I’m Jangel, Jangel!” He smiles softly and extends his arm, offering a hand shake, “ and you are, are?”

He smiled toward Jangle. "Jacques, but can call Jacc, Jacc! Pleasure on meeting ya!" Shaking Jangles hand as well.

"What brings ya here? Not many new visitors come around this town."

[the-elven-jester]

The Widow cups Jacc's cheeks. " Well aren'y your adorable. " leaning down to press the nose of her beak against his forehead. with a lil 'mwah'- Widow at Jacc @murdxrxfcrxws

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Jacc was confuse. Where this woman came from, and how she found him? He was just on the side eating bread and reading a book, blinked a little bit. “Jacc is very confuse. What does lady want from Jacc?” As he spoke in question.

Curious and wonder a little bit.

[the-elven-jester]

@murdxrxfcrxws

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Jacc went limp, like a ferret would do when being picked up. Just hanging there like a noodle.

“Jacc has been grabbed.”

As he now look up at the male, “But— they are selling fresh bread!”

[the-elven-jester]

What are your thoughts on Oreos?

[the-elven-jester]

Go pokeball! Throws Pokeball at the jester.

"-- What? What are you trying to do?"

Jacc seems hella confused about what you were doing.

[the-elven-jester]

Jacc brain felt like was switched on, only he had then gasp at this now.

“Includes other things Jacc might need!” As he said, then to raise a brow. “If this kidnapping continue, why Mayor man not hired someone in the first place when it started?” Jacc questioned now. “Jacc is confused.”

Moment now nibble on the bread as he thinks.

Raika.. is going to strangle him...

" For the last time. the mission it to speak to the mayor of the town and figure out leads to the missing people of this village. " he growled out.

" You don't want us to take too long and the baker goes missing next riiight? "

[the-elven-jester]

He took a moment, held the bottle in hand looking down at the woman that was on the ground, only look at the nun bunny.

“Huh— she shouldn’t sneak up on Jacc like that then.”

Victoria raised a brow at Jacc. her arms folded across her chest. " Did you just.. call that woman a demon.. and throw hand sanitizer into her face? " - @murdxrxfcrxws

“She was coming at me!! What was Jacc suppose to do?! She screeched, and saw those eyes glow! Soooooo- Jacc thrown it at her.” Jacc explained.

Truly the world’s greatest idiot.

[the-elven-jester]

Jacc now crossed his arms and huffed be carried like this. “Someone needs a snacker bar.”

As the jester said pouting. “Plus, Jacc don’t have bread left, Jacc ate three of them already, and now Jacc is down with an half.” As he says, this man really thinks of food time like this. Still like a noodle. “What was the mission again?”

Forgotten for the twentieth time.

@murdxrxfcrxws

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Jacc went limp, like a ferret would do when being picked up. Just hanging there like a noodle.

“Jacc has been grabbed.”

As he now look up at the male, “But— they are selling fresh bread!”