#Alysha Newman

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Team Canada: Women's Pole Vault

Alysha Newman, Bronze

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Of course I had to post Alysha Newman today. For starters, it would be unpatriotic not to. She did, after all, win a medal for Canada yesterday. Yay! Also, @whoiwanttoday would spin a web of lies about how I don't like girls or athletes or washboard abs, which is all terribly untrue and I need to get ahead of that. Alysha is a pole vaulter, which is why I chose this Pole Vault Warrior photo, even tho it covers up those aforementioned washboard abs, which I guess just means I'll have to post her again sometime soon. Pole vaulting is honestly super weird to me—impressive of course. But like, what a strange super-specialized skill to have?! It feels ancient in some way, like it comes from a time where it was important to be able to scale a castle wall quickly and attack. It does also seem to attract remarkably hot women (I mean, Allison Stokke. like, seriously), so I'm all for it. And it added to our medal haul, which is always nice. These are just a few of the reasons why today's girlcrushart guardian is Alysha Newman.

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Alysha Newman 🇨🇦

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Here is some Alysha Newman today, which long time followers will know is not a new addition to this blog. She is however in the Pole Vault finals today, which is exciting. It's funny, she's so known for being hot that the athlete part can be slightly forgotten. While we value beauty as a society we can also use it to diminish women, if not consciously then subconsciously. Like, her athleticism comes up more in relation to her abs than to her pole vaulting in most spaces I see online and I get it, she's attractive and she's aware of it. Also our all or nothing culture means that if she hasn't medals she must not be very good to a lot of people. Which is insane, she's at the Olympics. She's at the Olympics and she has advanced to the finals. She is a three time Olympian. This is an elite level of athlete even if she never medals in the Olympics. She can use a pole to vault over things more than 15 feet high. Which is the real reason her abs are so good because that takes some insane core strength. She also holds the Canadian record, meaning she is the best in her country. Also though, yeah, she's really hot. Good luck to her today. Today I want to fuck Alysha Newman.

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I don’t know what athletics canada is doing to churn out pole vault athletes that look like this but…keep up the good work🫡

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Alysha.

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Alysha Newman

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Alysha Newman

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Man the Olympics is crazy cause I’m sitting over here stressed out of my mind because of fucking pole vault of all things because there’s a Canadian with a chance of medaling 😭

Like had I ever watched pole vault before the Olympics? No. But my country is representing so I’m watching and I’m stressing

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Alysha Newman 🇨🇦

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Alysha Newman 🇨🇦

2023 World Athletics Championships (Budapest)

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Hey guys, here is Alysha Newman who I find attractive. You know, sorta the purpose of this blog but it's interesting because she used to a be common sight on tumblr say… 6 or 7 years ago. When more people used tumblr and there were just blogs that for whatever reason knew who she was an posted her. Anyway, she used to show up a lot there and I learned that lesbians love Alysha Newman. I used to reblog her a bit and multiple lesbians, most notably @wildflagsure and @kat-eleven would message me and ask who she was or tell me how hot she was. It was always wild cause like her name was there and obviously I was aware she was hot because I reblogged her but I get that they were an excitably bunch when abs are involved. Guys, one of the great ironies of life is that the only people who like abs more than lesbians are the douchiest gym bros, which you'd think would be a match made in heaven given their shared interest in abs but it turns out that lesbians are just not into bros. Real cosmic joke there on the gym bros. Anyway, lesbians used to really like Alysha Newman but I checked her tag and guys? I fucking own her tag. It's crazy, cause my old blog is gone, so it's only stuff from the past couple of years but it's primarily me. The lesbians are not representing because I guess they are over her. Which is fine, we all move on, and I have decided to not even really worry about finding ab pics for her this time because I don't need more gym bro followers. Today I want to fuck Alysha Newman.

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