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outshinethestars · 28 days ago

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New headcanon that pre metal-plating Logan couldn’t get drunk, but afterwards he can. Because, while his regeneration is very efficient at healing him from poisons, post metal bonifying, this is counterbalanced by his liver doing shit-all, on account of it being too busy MAKING ALL HIS FREAKING BLOOD.

#does this make biological sense #No not really #does anything about Logan make biological sense?#No it does not #when something goes wrong in your bone marrow #And it stops making new blood #The blood making cells sometimes move to other parts of the body to make the blood there #Mainly the spleen and liver and lymph nodes #But of course the cells have to be able to get to those places #Which they cannot with metal in the way #As always the real answer to how Logan is alive #Is regeneration is magic #Logan #x-men #Logan’s distressing skeletal situation #Always fun to have a speudoscientific rationale for how it’s possible for characters to get drunk tho

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