#Also Homer would still be shorter than Marge but much shorter
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if Homer Simpson was a fantasy character he’d be called Gnomer Simspon
his catchphrase would be “Gno’h!”
Also Marge would be an elf like in that one WoW ep with the olive oyl body type
#Shitpost#Simpsons#Fantasy#Also Homer would still be shorter than Marge but much shorter#The kids would be Gnome-elves#Skinner would be a halfling but because of his culinary incompetence shown in steamed hams#He’s more like Chilchuck than Bilbo or Mario#Chalmers is also a halfling#Dr. Hibbert is a dwarf healer#And Moe Lenny Carl the Van Houtens Apu’s family Mr burns and Ned Flanders are human#But Maude would be halfling
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