#Aloysius ohare

[justice-for-mr-ohare]

Why 😭😭 he's greedy not stupid

TODAYS FLAT EARTHER OF THE DAY IS:

Aloysius O'Hare from The Lorax (2012)

[weirdlythneederina]

Aloysius: "Uh-um *clears throat* Mr Once-ler!...Sir! M-may I have your autograph?" (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

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I think young O'hare was a total Once-ler fanboy back when Thneed Inc. was in it's prime.

Lol, i can see it now, Ohare pushing through the crowd just to get a glimpse of Once-ler, getting all starry eyed every time his limo passes by, buying a pair of green gloves and glitter glasses!

Hmmm...now that of think of it. If O'hare was ever in Onceler's line of sight, he would probably pass out! 😅

[justice-for-mr-ohare]

Hello Lorax fandom

[your-fav-is-divorced]

o’hare and natural air

LMAO?

O'Hare from The Lorax and Natural Air are Divorced!

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Can't believe I'm making a post for The Lorax but here we are

I listened to the song that got canned for How Bad Can I Be

Biggering

And oh boy

Do I fucking HATE Illumination for cutting this song and going with How Bad Can I Be

This song would've cemented The Lorax as a iconic film with one of the greatest villain songs ever

But Illumination was too scared to talk about corporate greed in the Dr. Seuss story that's about corporate greed and now the movie is just a meme remembered for its flimsy story, mediocre songs and the first Tumblr Sexyman

Anyways wanted to give my personal headcanon and personal thoughts on how Biggering and How Bad Can I Be could've co-existed

Basically have How Bad Can I Be play first have it be when The Onceler is telling Ted what happened he tells Ted a fabricated version of what happened and How Bad Can I Be is basically how he tells Ted how things went down and quite possibly how The Onceler sees himself then when Ted leaves to go back to the town with the seed show what actually happened show that everything that The Onceler told Ted was a lie show that How Bad Can I Be was a lie and show what actually happened and cue Biggering

He wasn't peer pressured into creating this business by his mom he saw the forest for the trees and knew that he could capitalize on this he painted himself in a likeable light when he told Ted what happened because he wanted Ted to like him because if he manipulated Ted by telling him a fabrication of what actually happened so that Ted would do what he wanted

Hell to make Biggering flow better in the story rather than having it play right after How Bad Can I Be you can have Ted go back to the town with the seed and tell everybody what The Onceler told him only for O'Hare to show up and be like "Is that what he told you? Because that's not what happened." and he explains that The Onceler was his inspiration for starting his own company and then have a flashback to O'Hare as a child and him living in the desolate wasteland The Onceler created and have us see The Onceler's monumental factories and cue Biggering and it's revealed that How Bad Can I Be and everything The Onceler told Ted was a lie and Biggering is actually what happened

Of course Ted and the other townsfolk would have no reason to trust O'Hare because he's a lying, greedy, corrupt CEO but so was The Onceler

Have The Onceler lie about what happened to make himself look better when in actuality he's just as or even more vile than O'Hare

[curlyheadangie]

The making of an Alpha..

“Yooo, the boss wants to speak to you for a minute,” Cy says apprehensively, “He doesn't look too happy..” 

“Ughhh what does that jerk want now, it's always something. Did he at least say what he wants to see me for?” y/n inquires hesitantly. 

“Nope, he just said he needs to see you… like… right now, sounds pretty serious.” 

y/n sighs as she gets up from a swivel chair that's probably older than she is. 

“Wish me luck, I'll probably need it knowing O’Hare.” 

The click clacking of her plain black heels echoed throughout the empty hallway as she made the trek to Aloysius’s office. She could already tell her ass was about to be handed to her by her short tempered asshole of a boss. Working for Aloysius O’hare leaves very little room for error. 

After what seems like an eternity, y/n finally reaches the door to his office. After hesitating for just a second, she raps the door with her knuckles, twisting it open with her other hand, “you wanted to see me sir…” 

Aloysius glares at her from his hi-tech floating desk creating an intimidating atmosphere. “Have a seat dollface” he says with a tone of condescension 

“Y-yes sir- t-thank you sir” Y/n scrambles to plant her ass on one of the pleather chairs Aloysius gestures towards. In her head she knows this charade can't continue between the two of them, and yet she can’t stop the pulsing between her thighs. 

“Tell me hon, why do you think I called you here”, he says eerily calm. 

“I–uhmm, it could be the…” she frantically tries to search her thoughts for the right answer to appease Aloysius, the pulsing sensation in her pussy growing stronger by the second. 

He rises from his chair, effectively shrinking a couple feet in the process. He scampers close to where y/n is trembling in her chair. Hands behind his back as if to restrain himself he saunters remaining only a few feet away from y/n. 

“Do you think im stupid” he scowls, his voice dangerously close to a growl, the sound sending chills up her spine, seemingly echoing in her tight walls.

“N-n-n-no sir, I would never say that! I don’t know where you got the idea that I would ever say that about you! You know I respect yo-” just as y/n begins rambling her apologies, O’hare quickly cuts her off. 

“There’s no other explanation, you must think im fucking stupid. Do you think I don’t see the way you flirt with Cy like a fucking whore of the street?” Aloysius glowers at y/n restraining himself from fully unleashing his rage on her, also feeling the beginnings of A HARD ON.. 

The pulsing sensation has now become a full on hammering! Her pussy is begging for Aloysius’s three foot long cock. (we should probably mention the fact that y/n is quite tall, maybe bordering on six feet… okay pretend like we didn't just break the fourth wall *wink wink*.)  

“Aloysius please, it was a one time thing! It means nothing!! You know i'm your good little kitten~” 

Furiously unbuckling his belt Aloysuis groans from relief, finally getting to physically unwind his three foot long fat uncut girthy cock with a pink tip. This is without a doubt his favorite part of the day, it’s too bad his kitten is behaving so badly. “Sadly” this means he’ll have to punish her. 

“Bend over the fucking chair NOW.” he leaves no room for compromise.

“Yes, Daddy alpha” she says wiggling her office siren mini skirt off her fat skibidi fat GYAT. To any outside observer this clearly isn’t y/n’s first rodeo. 

“Look at you, you’re drenched for me.” he whispers grabbing her ass with both hands scratching her pussy before giving it a deep inhale, #scratchnsniff. 

The action makes her SQUIRT only adding to the tsunami that is her pussy. 

“Ahhh now that's my good little omega, but sadly for you that little trick won't get you out of this.”

She whimpers, pleasure rippling throughout her body, she comes to terms with the fact that theres not much she can do in this situation and that her alpha will be tearing her ass up. 

He whips his belt out from the loops of his pants and begins restraining y/ns hands. And if you’re reading this right now and wondering how the skibidi is Aloysius gonna tear that ass up? Just you wait.. 

#parttwo? Maybe? Maybe Nick Wilde cameo idfk. I'm so high right now. I should also note this was a two-man job @stankilicious

[daily-acvoid]

Aloysius O' Hare (The Lorax):

Short✅️

Popular✅️

Smug✅️

Tuxedo/Suit attire✅️

A.C Void:

Short✅️

Popular✅️

Smug✅️

Tuxedo/Suit attire✅️

I see no difference (Void should sell bottled air)

…

…yeah close enough

[miru667]

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Lorax concept art from The Art of Eric Guillon, part 5:

“In a world without trees, Aloysius O’Hare builds a fortune selling oxygen. In Thneedville, oxygen is both a necessity and a commodified treat.”

According to the text, there seemed to be this belief from the team that an animated film shouldn’t be dark or depressing?? :/ No wonder the “Biggering” song never made the cut!

For more Lorax concept art check out my tag: [link]    

[sundove88]

How I’d Imagine Illumination Villains to Summon Negativians (Illumination Dream Linkage)

Inspired by This

Description: These creatures are born from the darkness in people’s hearts. But this time around, the victim is forcefully put into the cage and their negative energy fuses with an inanimate object. Plus, the villains have some insane summoning animations.

Note: In this, the victims are placeholders.

Red- Villain

Orange- Villain Linker

Black- Both

Green- Victim

Purple- Negativian

Vector (Despicable Me):

(Vector and his Linker notice the person)

“It’s about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!”

“Negative Wave!”

“Gah!”

(The victim starts having a cage of Despair formed around them with help from Vector’s Robots)

“Ordering You, Negativian!”

(They place a robotic lock on the cage the victim is in. A flurry of pixels rush across the screen, and the Negativian appears)

“NEGATIVIAN!!”

Aloysius O’Hare (The Lorax):

(Aloysius and his Linker notice the person)

"It's about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!"

"Negative Wave!"

"Gah!"

(The victim starts having a cage of despair formed around them.)

"Ordering You, Negativian!"

(They place a lock that looks like a unit of canned air on the cage the victim is in. The screen is bulldozed across, and the Negativian appears)

"NEGATIVIAN!!"

El Macho (Despicable Me 2):

(El Macho and his Linker notice the person)

"It's about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!"

"Negative Wave!"

"Gah!"

(The victim starts having a cage of Despair formed around them as explosions go off)

"Ordering You, Negativian!"

(El Macho and his linker shove a padlock onto the cage the victim is in with their bare hands. A massive explosion occurs, and the Negativian appears.)

"NEGATIVIAN!!”

Scarlet Overkill (Minions):

(Scarlet and her Linker notice the person)

"It's about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!"

"Negative Wave!"

"Gah!"

(The victim starts having a cage of Despair formed around them, which is the same color as Scarlet Overkill’s palette- red.)

"Ordering You, Negativian!"

(They place a scarlet red lock on the cage the victim is in. A fiery red explosion happens, and the Negativian appears.)

"NEGATIVIAN!!"

Balthazar Bratt (Despicable Me 3):

(Bratt and his Linker notice the person)

"It's about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!"

(Balthazar Bratt tosses a data chip into a vat of chemicals.)

"Negative Wave!"

(The lights turn on to reveal a massive machine.)

"Gah!"

(The victim gets encased in a cage of Despair, with various other panels closing in front of them, finally cutting back to the machine.)

"Ordering You, Negativian!"

(Bratt and his linker + Clyde press a remote control with a red button, causing the machine to overwork itself on purpose. A massive explosion occurs, and the Negativian appears.)

"NEGATIVIAN!!"

Note: This one was inspired by Dr. Traum’s Oshimaida summoning animation.

Sergei (The Secret Life of Pets 2):

(Sergei and his Linker notice the person)

"It's about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!"

"Negative Wave!"

"Gah!"

(The victim starts having a cage of Despair formed around them with wolves howling in the background.)

"Ordering You, Negativian!"

(Sergei and his linker shove a wolf themed padlock onto the cage the victim is in. A massive explosion occurs, and the Negativian appears.)

"NEGATIVIAN!!"

Jimmy Crystal (Sing 2):

(Jimmy and his Linker notice the person)

"It's about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!"

"Negative Wave!"

"Gah!"

(The victim starts having a cage of Despair formed around them as giant crystals grow around the cage.)

"Ordering You, Negativian!"

(Jimmy and his linker place a lock on the cage- which is ironically made of crystal. An explosion occurs, and the Negativian appears.)

"NEGATIVIAN!!"

Belle Bottom (Minions 2: The Rise of Gru):

(Belle Bottom and her Linker notice the person)

"It's about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!"

"Negative Wave!"

"Gah!"

(The victim starts having a cage of Despair formed around them as a dragon chains them with its fire breath; and golden chains also bind them further.)

"Ordering You, Negativian!"

(Belle Bottom and her linker shove a disco ball themed lock onto the cage the victim is in with their bare hands. A glittering explosion occurs, and the Negativian appears.)

"NEGATIVIAN!!"

Note: The same goes for the other members of the Vicious 6, but I got lazy and used Belle Bottom as a placeholder for all of them. For those who are curious, Nun-Chuck’s has snakes tying the victim to the cage, and a Demon + Angel lock, Svengance’s has rollerblades and a Tiger themed lock, Stronghold’s has literal iron fists locking up the victim and a lock with bull horns + a nose ring, and Jean Clawed has a monkey tying the victim to the cage and a crustacean themed lock.

King Boo (The Super Mario Bros. Movie):

(King Boo and his Linker notice the person)

"It's about time you kiss your dreams goodbye!"

"Negative Wave!"

"Gah!"

(The victim starts having a cage of Despair formed around them as ghosts and boos alike swirl around them.)

"Ordering You, Negativian!"

(King Boo and his linker raise their arms, and a ghostly lock seals up the cage the victim is in. A ghostly explosion occurs, and the Negativian appears.)

"NEGATIVIAN!!"

Note: I didn’t use Bowser as the Mario Movie representative because he’s fighting to get his army back.

Which Monster Summoning Lines do you wanna see next? Leave an option in the replies!

[justice-for-mr-ohare]

I wish.

I want to live in the timeline where the lorax sexyman was aloysius o'hare

[justice-for-mr-ohare]

Do you guys ever think about what your favourite character sounds like in other languages

Because I do and lemme just say that as a Russian I simply adore the Russian O'Hare dub. It was done by Sergey Burunov and he sounds very similar to Rob Riggle, which is cool :)

A small compilation of O'Hare scenes with Burunov's voice right here:

[springonmytraptillicomeback]

alopecia o hare

[your-fave-is-silly-and-goofy]

aloysius ohare /j

miguel o'hara is NOT silly and gooby (lie)

Miguel O'Hara from Spider-man: Across The Spider-verse is silly and goofy!

[abovetopsecretxxl]

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[justice-for-mr-ohare]

Day 45 of reminding y'all that Aloysius O'Hare is a ten!

[justice-for-mr-ohare]

This is so adorable oh my goodness I'm crying 😭😭😭

Aloysius: "Uh-um *clears throat* Mr Once-ler!...Sir! M-may I have your autograph?" (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

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I think young O'hare was a total Once-ler fanboy back when Thneed Inc. was in it's prime.

Lol, i can see it now, Ohare pushing through the crowd just to get a glimpse of Once-ler, getting all starry eyed every time his limo passes by, buying a pair of green gloves and glitter glasses!

Hmmm...now that of think of it. If O'hare was ever in Onceler's line of sight, he would probably pass out! 😅