#AlmonDisco

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Hi, Catsies!

So, you don't know who is this?

Well, it's because I never specified here how AlmonDisco looks like!

And now, infodump about him. (Or at least some things, I don't write here all!!)

Name: AlmonDisco

Second neme: Braven

Breed: Jellicle

Role in the tribe: Magician/Protector

Family: fathers - Rum Tum Tugger and Mistoffelees, siblings: Amberlina, EarthyRose, FlowerFlow, HoneyTrap, SpicyJuice, Vanilliarity. Boyfriend: Shyny

Personality: He is most cheeky from his siblings, when he doesn't agree with something, everyone knows about that. He was fighting with Tugger without mercy about his relationship with Shyny, and never cared what his father thought about it. Fierce warrior, one of the best in the tribe.

Likes: optimism, invention and magic

Don't like: stubbornness, irrational fights

Short backstory: He was pulled from a hat by Mistoffelees, with his siblings. Always a very happy kitten, talented in magic bonded with light and fire. He caused some problems with it, but nothing major - Misto's hard work!

When the whole story happened he helped his fathers in destroying Macavity's plans, using his light to destroy shadows. Later he falls in love with Shyny, and helps definitely destroy The Rats' Clan.

Funny fact: He has one eye blue, one gold, but it changes, usually in the morning, but sometimes during the day too.

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Almondisco, flicking lighter: It's fascinating.

Vanilliarity: What?

Almondisco: Hoomans. They can do so stupid things, are blind, deaf, and can't sniff a thing! And then they make something like that! It's so practical!

Vanilliarity: If you are useless you have to have a brain at least. If not that they would be dead.

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Haze: So, did anyone know, what happened?

AlmonDisco: And where we are?

Shyny: Give me a moment and I'll know everything. (And he disappeared in the shadows)

Mistoffelees: I... Somehow my magic didn't work as it should and... It's my fault! I'm sorry!

Munkustrap: Misto, calm down, please! It's not your fault.

Rum Tum Tugger: He's right... It's not your fault. It's... Mine.

Munkustrap: What? How! You didn't do anything wrong!

Rum Tum Tugger: I... I thought it was Mac who was supposed to bring us on place and... When he asked for a focus from the place we wanted to go, I just took the first thing from a junkyard...

Macavity, furious, caught by Munku in a last moment: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Munkustrap: Mac, stop it right now! It's not time!

Oranglow, trying to lift morale and calm down them: At last we are safe for now and Shyny will be back in a moment with more info.

HoneyTrap, to Tugger: Dad?!?! How could you?

Rum Tum Tugger: What? I thought... OK, I wanted to disturb his magic. I thought it would be fun! I wanted to see his face.

Mistoffelees: Oh, cupcake... Don't do that ever again! It is so dangerous!

Shyny, appearing: We are in a chest on some big ship... the ocean, probably.

Mistoffelees: Not bad. Mac, do you think you can teleport us home, with my not so big help, I'm drained, I'm sorry...

Macavity, snarling: Of course I can! But I need something from the junkyard.

Haze: Thank Cat, I'm like a vampire and I always have something from home with me...

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Shyny: Love, where is that rag I used to clean the floor?

AlmonDisco, with cloth in his paws: Uh... I don't know?

Shyny: You have it in paws!

AlmonDisco: What? My rag to clean myself after a day in a garden? You used it to wiping floors?

Shyny: It was... Oh, I'm sorry, love! I didn't know! Huh... What is behind you?

AlmonDisco: Um... It looks like... your rag to floors or my rag to wiping me... They're identical! Fuck! Now I don't know which is which...

Shyny: That one to floors definitely smells worse than your...

(If I get a penny every time, when my parents are trying to get it right which rag is to what, I would have quite a sum :) Often rags from the kitchen are funded in a bathroom, or vice versa. The worst scenario is when someone uses a rag to the floor and wipes a counter with it, but it's rare, luckily...)

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AlmonDisco: Hi pops! Whatcha doing?

Rum Tum Tugger: We are repairing those old boxes...

AlmonDisco: ... You just put one more duck tape layer on them.

Mistoffelees: Can you help us?

AlmonDisco: Of course! And I'm better than that! I'm bringing a helper! Meet my boyfriend, Shyny!!!

Shyny, trying not to hide behind AlmonDisco, and at the same time trying not to be very visible: Um... Good morning... It's nice to...

Mistoffelees, loud to cover Tugger's words: Hello, Shyny! It's nice to see you! Do you want tea? It's so nice of you, you want to help!

Rum Tum Tugger: But why does he have to be your boyfriend???? Fuck...

(Rum Tum Tugger could work with the fact that his kits are friends with Munku and Macavity's kittens, he really tried not to blame Shyny and Haze for their parents "crimes" but boyfriends? It was a little too much!)

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Shyny: It's a catastrophe! I thought on a walk it would be better than sitting in a den!

AlmonDisco: Nah, it's OK. Look, our parents don't shout at each others. Moreover, they sometimes talk like normal cats!

Shyny, looking at Munku and Mac: Maybe you are right? Papa is smiling and dad... Well, he isn't scowling so much...

AlmonDisco, warning Misto and Tugger with a finger, but in a way Shyny can't see it: Yeah, they are quite civilised to each other today. I think bonding by a walk was a great idea!

Macavity, to Munku, smiling ironically and whispering: You know what? I like that little fucker more and more.

Munkustrap, hissing: Don't call AlmonDisco like that. He is our son's boyfriend and you have to be nice to him!

Rum Tum Tugger, to Misto, grumbling: I don't like it. Even our son is treating me like an unruled kitten!

Mistoffelees: You had a chance to behave at dinner and you made a fuss, so now it isn't very unexpected AlmonDisco is showing his disapproval. (Smiling sweetly) Yes Munku, you're right! It would be great to have a nap in the sun!

(As you could guess, the situation between those two families (Macavity/Munkustrap, with a son Shyny and Rum Tum Tugger/Mistoffelees, with a son AlmonDisco, when those two kids are in love) is a little... difficult. Tugger still has problems with Munku lying to him about all that being Rumpus Cat and his hidden husband Macavity. Macavity has a problem with Tugger's attitude and uses words to cut deep and hard. Mistoffelees and Munkustrap try to be understanding to each other, but it's not easy for any of them. Shyny feels guilty and AlmonDisco has a time of his life.)

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AlmonDisco: Do your fathers play dice often?

Shyny: Dice not often, but we like it. And other games! We do that a lot! We play every two, three days!

AlmonDisco: And they invited me because?

Shyny: Because you're my boyfriend, which means you are part of family, and gaming is a family thing. Hi, pops!

AlmonDisco: Hello! Um... Nice to see you?

Munkustrap: Oh, hi! Come in and feel at home!

Macavity, snarking: As usual. Nothing has changed since last time.

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How do you start your day?

Almondisco: Hugging my tiny lover before he wakes up and runs to his duties.

Shyny: I'm trying to break free from some octopus hugzilla...

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Shyny and AlmonDisco are training on a mat, and Disco is pinned to it time after time by a smaller and more delicate tom.

Munkustrap, proud: I think we teach our son well.

Macavity, snickering: Or maybe that boy just likes to be pinned?

Munkustrap: Hm?

Macavity: Disco! Do you like to be pinned to the mat?

AlmonDisco: I don't have a problem with bed but to the mat? I hate it!!!!

Munkustrap, flushed: Wha... It's... I'm sorry, he didn't mean it that way!

AlmonDisco: Sorry! I see innuendo everywhere, like dad! (Tugger)

Macavity, patting Munku's back: Yep. I adore that little fucker.

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Shyny was a fan of big, colourful cakes, with layers and fancy decorations. He never said anything about that, because when you are moving from home to home two times a year, constantly running away from murderous rats, dogs and hoomans, you rather don't have time and accessories to do something like that. Haze, his brother was the only cat in the world who knew about that.

So, when AlmonDisco (who lived all his life in the junkyard and was known among hoomans in a whole quarter, who fed him and his fathers, Tugger and Misto, with different things) brought something like that for his almost boyfriend, Shyny started crying. When young toms finally talked about this, AlmonDisco shrugged, smiled and took a smaller cat to his favourite catcaffee, where they got as many pieces of cakes as they could eat and Shyny could look at them as much time as he wanted.

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What is your perfect free day?

AlmonDisco: Let's see... First, maybe irritate my dad a bit about my boyfriend, later a nice nap in the sun and later a more nap with my boyfriend. Supper with his dads, irritating them.

Shyny: Sleeping with AlmonDisco and trying not to join in irritating our families...

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Amberlina, AlmonDisco, EarthyRose, FlowerFlow, HoneyTrap, SpicyJuice and Vanilliarity fought with a dog's clan and some rats.

It was a good fight and they were winners, but got some injuries in that. This is how it ended:

Amberlina: fought reasonably and got a few bruises on her back. Her magical words were very helpful with rats' magicians.

EarthyRose: fought similar to Amberlina and also got few bruises, mostly at paws and belly, one bite, when she was a little too slow.

HoneyTrap: He fought bravely and got another few bruises at back and chest, one bite at the back.

FlowerFlow: she was like a fire and got one or two bruises, one on the neck, another on the back.

SpicyJuice: She was like an iron in that fight. Seasoned warrior, who could beat the strongest, most vicious dogs. Two bites on back, but not very hard, a collection of bruises on whole body and another piece of ear missing.

Vanilliarity: Fought without much power, but he did his share and got one bite at the hind paw and one big headache.

And there is AlmonDisco, who was fighting like a devil himself, he definitely gave everything he had and got one bite, right in the ass.

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AlmonDisco: Did your brother just beat that dog to a pulp and walk away as like it was nothing?

Shyny: Yes?

AlmonDisco: But he... He had at least two big wounds and I'm sure his paw shouldn't bend that way! He should go to a vet not to home!

Shyny: Absolutely don't tell him that! I want you alive! And seriously, he'll take care of himself, don't worry. And NEVER try to tell him otherwise...

(Because Haze has magic and knows how to use it to heal wounds, he never needs help after fight. More, because some of the cats weren't very nice (were awful) to him (or his parents, Mac and Munku, and his brother), especially at the beginning, he doesn't trust anyone outside his family with being weak or vulnerable around them. He scoffs, growls and fights back if someone insists to look at his wounds.)

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WARNING!!! ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!

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AlmonDisco: Luv, come on! I want you...

Shyny: Wait a moment, please... I... I'm trying to open that...

AlmonDisco: Are you opening a condom with scissors?

Shyny: ... Y... yes?

AlmonDisco: Give me that, luv...

Almondisco takes a package and tears it with teeth.

AlmonDisco: Can you come to me now? I want you soooo baaaaaad...

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How do you end your day?

Shyny: Surprising my boyfriend with hugs from the shadows!

AlmonDisco: Catching my boyfriend, taking him into my arms and finally hugging him as much as I like.

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WARNING!!! ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!

AlmonDisco: Mmmm I remember that stairs!

Shyny: Hm? Why?

AlmonDisco, flirtatiously: We were making love here, not so long ago, mi amore...

Oranglow: Haze, I thought your brother would never do something like that outside.

Haze, shocked: Me too.

HoneyTrap: Guys, really? Disco is MY brother, he would make him to make love anywhere! Enthusiastically.

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