#Allurilove random facts of the day

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Random Facts # 2

Dumb Yandere and Yandere Professor Edition

Dumb yandere search history consists of: “How to have sex with wife?” and “Average pp size?” The first time wasn’t easy. He hasn’t been with a lot of people, and it was his first time being intimate. He didn’t know that you had to be hard before putting it in, and he was quite shy to show you his body. He sat at the edge of the bed, his cheeks bright red, and he kept adverting his eyes to the ground. He couldn’t even look up to see your nude body. It’s not like he wasnt excited… he was just afraid you might leave him if he was bad.

Dumb yandere is a really ugly crier. Like real ugly. He gets extremely upset when you don’t want to cuddle with him at night, and he immediately starts to sulk and start crying. He’ll run off to the living room, curl up on the couch, and cry himself to sleep cause he knows he can’t do anything about it.

Yandere professor is actually a bad driver. He might have a cool car, and learned how to drive pretty young— it still doesn’t mean that he’s good at it. He’s able to drive himself short distances, but highways just stress him out. That’s why he lives so close to campus. He doesn’t like to tell people of that fact though, and it was sort of embarrassing to admit anyways. He’s in his thirties, and he’s seen sixteen year olds drive better than him. If you see him taking the bus or train… just look the other way.

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Random Fact # 4

“Featuring Calm Yandere.”

Just some random facts cause I havent updated in a while. I’m working on a little smut fic.

Calm yandere is currently listening to Step On Me by The Cardigans, Picture You by Chappell Roan, and Let You Break My Heart Again by Laufey. He loves to listen to those artists as he redoes his room. The reader has been coming over to his house often, so he makes sure they have their own space too. He’s also been expanding his collection of Smiski’s. He doesn’t mind breaking the bank every once in a while, and he likes to make sure his dog approves of the new changes. If you haven’t noticed, Mini practically rules the house and everything has to be in her liking.

Calm yandere aspires to be a vet one day. He loves to be around animals, reptiles, and insects. When he was younger, he had a pet rabbit. A cute one that was brown and white, and he was absolutely gutted to part with her after he had to leave for college. Unfortunately, the rabbit died. Calm yandere then adopted Mini from the shelter when she was nine years old, and now he is celebrating her twelfth birthday!

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Random Facts

Yandere Husband and Survivor Edition

Grown up yandere husband likes to listen to Mayhem, hard techno, and David Guetta for some reason. He specifically likes to listen to Sexy Bitch by David Guetta ft. Akon. He listens to those kinds of music in the car, but when Henry is with him… he just sticks to listening to whatever is on the radio.

Yandere survivor was a bartender before the zombie apocalypse had happened. He would occasionally be reminded of his job whenever he comes across an abandoned bar, and sometimes he’ll walk inside and pretend that he was a normal human being clocking into work again.

If yandere husband and yandere survivor were from the same timeline they would go to clubs and raves. Sadly, and yet somewhat fortunate for yandere husband, is that the apocalypse happens waaaay later. Like when he’s already dead and six feet under.

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Random Facts # 3

Yandere Boyfriend and Yandere Classmate Edition

Yandere boyfriend is absolutely terrified of whales. He understands if you need to play some rainfall music, or car noises to help you sleep, but he draws the line at whale sounds. He doesn’t like it when you turn on anything from the ocean, because he feels like it’ll influence whatever he dreams about. He doesn’t want to have a nightmare about being in the middle of nowhere, the night starry sky being his only source of light, and all of a sudden there’s a group of huge whales below him. That’s enough to give a man a heart attack.

Yandere classmate loves to whale watch! He likes taking his yacht out with his binoculars around his neck, and he’ll stay out there until he sees whales! He thinks they are adorable, majestic, and intelligent creatures. He’s the leader of the yearbook club for a reason. He likes to take pictures of anything he sees, and he has a panoply of photos of sea animals. Yandere classmate would definitely bring yandere boyfriend out for a little trip, and make fun of him if he gets spooked.