#All of Dick's siblings complain that he hasn't spoken to that person in MONTHS but Dick maintains that doesn't matter
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I feel like the Bats are pretty territorial about their "I know a guy" people. Babs doesn't share her contacts with Bruce, who doesn't share his with anyone; then Dick and Tim clear out massive swathes of the board, and Damian is fiercely against his contacts being the contacts of members of his family (and has let someone get two words in before taking over the call and demanding an explanation for this betrayal). Cass doesn't get it until someone offers to call one of her friends, and then her feathers get ruffled, and that phone is out of Tim's hand before he can finish the sentence. Steph rolls her eyes when Bruce says he also knows that person, and replies "well they don't like you". Jason despises his goons getting chummy with "the enemy" and will threaten to sever ties over even his pizza delivery guys getting shared. Duke meets with his contacts at the Hatch and refuses to even mention their names and will go invisible if anyone tries guessing who it is.
#this extends to rogues#All of Dick's siblings complain that he hasn't spoken to that person in MONTHS but Dick maintains that doesn't matter#Alfred thinks they're lunatics#But also he's the one that kickstarted this nonsense with his MI6 ways#this is mostly a crack post#but also based on how ridiculously secretive the Batfam was at some point#batman#batfamily#bruce wayne#textpost#shitpost#batfam headcanons
236 notes
·
View notes