#Alistair is just big mad u3u

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

You ever think Felonious or Ceb might have a praise/body worship kink??(Felonious especially)

(I´m assuming that question is for Alistair?)

the brit´s whole face went red and he went into a rather violent coughing fit due to having choked on his sip of tea.

once he has overcome that, he imediately snapped at the asker.

"you made me spill my tea, you impudent little whelp!!" he shouted. "do you even realize what you´ve done?! letting such an exquisite blend of herbs go to waste?! don´t you have any respect?!" he scoffed and waved his own question off. "oh what am I saying?? of course you don´t!!"

he went on like this for quite a while, berating the poor asker for his obvious lack of manners and etiquette..

..although, he quite clearly wasn´t mad about the tea in particular. rather, it was a diversion from the topic at hand, so he could sneakily avoid giving an answer to an, in his eyes, highly inappropriate question.

( @surprise-sausage-party )