#Alex Turner the man that you are

[pretty-vizitor]

Come onnn

[its-sappho-biotch]

I can’t stop and I don’t want to.

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

eternally thinking about alex giggling through his lyrics when miles tries to kiss him

[punklemon]

u just can't write a lyric like this and then say it's not like that kat

[cinnamon-girl133]

lying awake thinking about how insanely sad the bourne identity is

[z0mbi3g1rl]

The car🙏🏼🙏🏼

[hesterias]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

catching the Fontaines D.C. concert in Brooklyn, NY

(cr: puppetsspace on IG)

[glorious-blackout]

Time for The Last Shadow Puppets propaganda @aeolianblues! Honestly the best place to start is to check out their albums as (very sadly) there are only two of them with a handful of b-sides and covers, but as we've been having fun with song rec polls lately I've made one featuring my favourite TLSP songs and some handy links 🥰

Definitely recommend checking out some of their music videos as well, especially those from the Everything You've Come To Expect era as they're very cinematic and camp, but if you only watch one video from these two then pleeease make it Les Cactus. Nothing will erase the myth of Alex Turner being a cool and suave rockstar faster... which is great, because I much prefer him when he's being goofy and having fun 🥰

(also fellow TLSP-mutuals please feel free to add your own propaganda and vote in the poll... or yell at me for my song choices 😅)

[forzalvr]

men used to go to war and now they're sluts. [BRINGING BACK THIS SLUTTY MAX PICTURE CAUSE ITS A RELIGION]

[thebedroomblues]

DUBLIN NIGHT TWO (october 17th, 2023) RECAP:

-Miles looking up and pointing at the mirrorball while singing the lines "I stare up to the moon, and my lonely heart goes boom boom boom once again" during “One Man Band”.

-Alex reaching out for and smiling at a turtle plushie somebody threw on stage before they started playing “Arabella”.

-Alex saying: “Let’s hear it for Miles Kane! Wonderful.” before playing “Fluorescent Adolescent”

-Alex adding: “Do you remember? I remember…” while pointing at Miles at the end of “Fluorescent Adolescent” after the lights went out.

-Miles watching “505” from the side of the stage with Alex repeatedly turning to his right side.

-Alex singing “I Wanna Be Yours” turned to his right for the entirety of the song while walking to the corner of the stage. (After adding the line “I DON’T WANNA BE HERS, I WANNA BE YOURS” while the lights were out, the night before, in Belfast.)

-Alex pointing at Miles and then at himself while singing the line “I found out the hard way that here ain’t no place for dolls like you and me” and singing the rest of the verse directly at that side.

[racing-stripes]

i kinda want to hate louise verneuil but i just cant. id be just as fucking annoying as she was if i was dating alex turner and all of you were just as fucking annoying as you all are, said with love of course because i am one of you.

[perfectly-clear-from-here]

i swear to jesus, his mother and all the angels in fecking heaven if ONE more alex turner x reader oneshot comes up on my feed i'm going to go BALLISTIC. that man does not need me, he needs a lad sculpted by the gods with incredible guitar skills to throw him around till the sun comes up. preferably by the name of miles kane.

[azwhore]

this is pt. 2 to my last post, hope you like ;)

words: 2.6k

warnings: smut, fluff (this is pretty fluffy), oral sex (f and m receiving), vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, public sex, unprotected sex, edging i guess?, am i missing anything?

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It’s been about 10 minutes of you and Alex resting peacefully on each other. He provided you with the most delicious, but simple, dinner. It was really needed after your day from work.

“You know…” he interrupts the silence. “The surprise isn’t over just yet, love.” Alex holds this cocky tone in his voice. What is your boyfriend planning?

“Oh? Well how ‘bout you tell me, Turner?” You ask, ever so curious. He moves his head off yours as little pieces of hair fall over his forehead. Picking up your head as well, you look at him, puzzled. He places a passionate kiss on your lips, wanting more, but stopping.

“That would just ruin the surprise, now would it?” Way to beat around the bush. Alex gets up, leaving you stranded on the blanket. You’re confused, wondering why he left his spot next to you.

He looks back and stops in his tracks, saying in a sweet tone, “You coming, love?”

You stand and walk over to him, asking, “Where are we going?”

“You’ll see. You should grab a sweater.” He says coyly. You glare at him, not entirely liking the secrecy. Alex swallows his saliva, nerved by you. He knows better than to rile you up.

“Uh, don’t worry, love. It’s nothing bad. Promise.” Right.

You nod, walking to your closet to grab a cream colored cardigan. It was thick, but not enough as to make you hot.

You stride back to Alex at the exit of your apartment. He takes in your beauty once again, not looking away.

“Wow…”

“What?”

“I just can’t believe you’re mine.” This man sure knows what he’s doing. You’re flustered by the comment. You still never get used to his compliments; it makes you feel good each time.

“Let’s go.” You say, a bright red blush spreading across your cheeks. He smirks at you. Alex knows exactly what he does to you.

***

You both get downstairs, arriving at his parked car. Alex opens your door for you, waiting for you to get inside.

“Ladies first.” You roll your eyes slightly at his comment, smiling. He closes your door, walking over to the driver’s side.

“Seat-belted?” You nod. It’s only the bare minimum to ensure your safety. He buckles himself in and starts the car. Alex then puts his arm on your seat to look back as he put the car in reverse. You stared at him, drinking in his features: chiseled jaw, brown, light curls, a slight vein popping out in his neck. Man was he a god.

He noticed you staring. You look away as he lets out a smirk.

“Enjoying the view, love?” he says in his usual cocky tone.

“Shut up.” you sound irritated. Alex lets out a chuckle at your words. He loved teasing you.

***

After about twenty minutes, you arrive at a park. It looked to be a little secluded, yet there were still quite a few people. It wasn’t anything outrageous, but it was still beautiful. Trees and bushes scattered everywhere, as well as street lamps and benches. You’ve always enjoyed nature; Alex knew that. So this seemed to be the perfect place to take you on a Friday night.

“Surprise!” he silently shouts in a sing-songy voice.

“Wow, this is beautiful,” you say, true to your words. Just from the entrance the park looked amazing.

Alex gets out of the car and jogs over to your side. He opens the door, slightly bowing as you step out.

“Milady,” he worships in his thick accent.

“Why thank you kind sir.” you respond, giggling. Alex loved hearing your laugh. It warmed his heart each time. You were like the first day of spring.

You hook your arm through his as you stroll through the park. Alex mentions going along one of the paths to which you agreed. Both of you point out different things that peak your interests. At one point, he mentioned a squirrel stealing a piece of bread from a bird. After a little while, the two of you have seen just about everything.

Alex suddenly brings you against a thick tree facing away from the path. He immediately starts kissing and nipping at your neck, trying to get more access

“Alex…” you say out of breath by your boyfriend’s actions. “Wha-What are you doing? We’re in public!” you whisper-shout. You don’t need anyone around to hear what the two of you are up to.

“You didn’t think that was the only surprise, did you?” he says between kisses. You try to suppress your moans, biting on your lip as he continues to ravish your neck. You bite so hard you could practically taste the metallic taste of blood.

“Shh… be good and stay quiet, yeah?” Alex knows exactly what he’s doing. “Are you okay, love?” he asks.

“Mhm..” you try to form a word, but to no avail.

His hands are on your lower back, slowly caressing it. Alex then moves down slowly to your chest, peppering kisses and licks all over it. He pulls down the sweetheart line of your dress, exposing your breasts. Your nipples instantly receive a rush of cold air. You try to suppress a soft moan at the contact, but failed.

“No bra, huh?” He smirks as he brings your nipple into his mouth. Alex works on it slowly, giving it kitten licks and pecks.

“Alex,” you sigh, “please…” You’re breathless.

“What is it that you want, love?” He teases. He knows exactly what you want. As he asks this, he switches to your other nipple, giving it the same attention as the other.

Your hands are occupied in scratching his scalp, too busy to touch him. Instead, you press your knee gently to his cock, rubbing it; he’s almost completely hard. Alex groans into your breasts at your touch as he continues his abuse on your nipple.

He gives your nipple one last kiss before he moves even lower to your core. Alex gets on his knees, hands resting on your thighs as he’s looking up at you. It’s almost like he’s pleading.

You nod to give your confirmation. That was all he needed for him to pounce onto you. Alex scatters kisses all across your upper thighs. It was becoming increasingly harder for you to hold in your moans.

He then gives a kiss on your soaked panties, sighing at the sensation.

“Baby, you’re soaking wet. This all for me?” He asks. You were practically dripping.

“All yours, Al.” You respond.

He smirks as he pulls your panties down. You were wearing dark red lace panties, Alex’s favorite color.

“You’re so beautiful.” He says as he kisses your pussy. He then licks a long stripe along it, eliciting a moan you tried hiding with your hand. You almost completely forgot you were in public.

“Quiet, love.” He whispers.

Alex delves his tongue into your folds, collecting your juices. He repeats this a couple of times before he’s satisfied and moves up to your clit. His tongue swirls your clit, sending shocks throughout your body. Your hand is pressed so hard against your mouth, fingers white.

He slides one finger along your folds, spreading your wetness. He then presses his finger against your entrance, sliding right in. You moan despite your hand covering your mouth. Alex pulls off of you for a second to look up, mouth glistening. He gestures a finger over his lips, indicating you to be quiet. You nod in understanding.

“Good girl.” He says, giving his customary smirk. He goes back to work, placing kisses over your clit once again.

You can feel the coil in your abdomen swell with each lick and suck Alex makes. He then inserts another finger, bringing you even closer to the edge. His pace is fast, fingers curling to hit that sweet spot over and over. Your eyes are screwed shut, reveling in the pleasure.

You finally open your eyes to look down at Alex. You find his eyes already on you. He was watching you. With each and every action he did, he was watching you.

With that, the coil snaps, causing you to moan loudly. You don’t care if anyone hears you anymore. Your juices spill out of you, coating Alex’s mouth. He doesn’t move, continuing to abuse your pussy. He lets you ride out your high, better than ever.

Soon after, he gets up, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. He brings his fingers to your mouth, urging you to taste yourself. You comply, opening your mouth. Alex pushes his fingers into your mouth.

“Don’t you taste divine, love? Absolutely delicious.” You hum in response. “You were such a good girl, cumming on my face. Did so good.” Alex praises. You could live off of his praises alone.

He removes his fingers from your mouth with a wet pop, placing them in his mouth to taste you as well. He moans at the taste.

“Alex, I want to please you too.” You say. It isn’t fair that he gave you the best orgasm, but he got nothing in return. Unbuckling his pants, you spring his cock free. Alex moans at your touch, almost unable to control himself.

“No, love. This is about you.” You want to please him, no matter what.

“Please, Alex. I want to.” You drag your fingers along his cock, earning a groan from him.

“Ah..Fine. Let’s go.” You smile. He stuffs himself back into his pants and grabs your hand. Alex walks fast, making a beeline for his car.

Once you get there, he opens the door for you once again. He made sure you were buckled in and drove off towards your apartment.

You couldn’t wait; you were too impatient. You leaned over the center console and unbuckled his pants once again.

“Love, not now. I’m driving.” You don’t listen, continuing to take his cock back out. The effect you had on him drove him wild.

Continuing your torture, you lick a long stripe up his cock. His moans were so cute. You sink your mouth onto him, taking him in slowly. His groan was long and loud, enjoying your mouth on him.

You stayed like this, taking him in slowly. Alex couldn’t help it anymore and bucked his hips up, hitting the back of your throat.

“Ah..love,” He was always sensitive.

He grabs your hair softly, moving your head up and down. You were perfectly fine with this as he deserved it. With each thrust, he moaned. You felt his cock contract. He was close.

Before he could cum, Alex removed your mouth off of him. You looked at him confused. You wanted to make him cum.

“Not yet.” He wanted to make this moment last.

You soon arrived in front of your apartment. Alex parked the car quickly, eager to have some fun with you. He opens your door and you jump out quickly. He grabs your hand once again as you both run inside the building. You laugh, noticing how this is like a cliché straight out of a romance movie.

Once inside the apartment, Alex pushes you against the wall, pressing kisses all over your lips. You were delectable, he thought.

He kissed along your neck to get things going again. Alex didn’t want to hurt you.

You make your way to the bedroom. He pushes you onto the bed as he takes his shirt off. His body is magnificent; his slightly defined chest, toned arms, soft skin.

You pull your dress down, remaining in only your panties. Alex takes his pants off too, standing in just his boxers. He leans over to cage you between his arms. He stops moving, looking into your glittering, dilated eyes. They were beautiful. Just after, Alex leans in to give you a sweet, loving kiss. It wasn’t rough or needy. Just loving, as if he wanted it to last forever. You kiss him back, reciprocating the same sweetness. You could kiss him all day.

As he’s kissing you, Alex movies his fingers inside your panties. His long, veiny fingers slip inside your cunt. You’re still as wet as ever. As he does so, you still hide your moans with your hand.

However, you can now moan as loud as you want; Alex makes that very clear.

“Love, I want to hear you.” He says in a deep tone. He curls his fingers hard, provoking a loud and languid moan from your lips. You couldn’t help it.

“Alex,” your breathless after that. Your boyfriend sure knows how to make you feel good.

“Good girl.” He praises once again. He knew you were anything but bad.

Alex brought you so close to the edge. You were teetering off of it, until he retracted his fingers from your hole.

“No… baby, please,” You whine.

“It’s okay, love. Don’t worry.” He assures. Alex takes off his boxers and gives himself a couple of strokes. He lines himself up with you, but teases your entrance. You let out another whine, frustrated at his actions. He smirked, knowing you were becoming riled up. Just as you were about to speak, he plunged himself into you slowly. He was sure not to hurt you.

“Jesus, you’re so tight.” He breathes out. As he bottoms out, he stills, patiently waiting for you to adjust to him. Alex peppers kisses all across your face, neck, and chest, soothing the slight pain. It soon went away and he started to move slowly. He felt so good.

He steadily increased his pace, causing just enough friction for that familiar coil to build up again. Alex directly hit that sweet spot over and over again. You couldn’t help your moans; they were uncontrollable now.

His pace was now sloppy and fast, overwhelming you, but you don’t care. Alex’s breathing was erratic. He couldn’t contain himself either, it seems. You could feel his cock throb inside you. You were so close.

“Good girl. Such a good girl.” Alex whispers in your ear, his voice husky and deep.

And just like that his praise threw you over the edge. Your pussy tightened, squeezing Alex’s cock. He let out a sweet moan at the sensation, his cock twitching. His motions stop as you begin to feel even more full than you already are. Alex came inside you and it felt so good. Oh, what a feeling it was.

He laid on top of you without putting his entire weight. A kiss was placed on your hair gingerly, taking in what just happened. After about a minute, Alex rolled off of you with a groan, making you chuckle. His arm wrapped around you as you snuggled into him. His nose was above your head taking in your scent. You smelled like soft vanilla and cherries; he loved it.

“Alex?” You break the comfortable silence.

“Yes, love?” His voice was carrying a benevolent tone.

“Thank you for today. I really enjoyed it.” You were sincere. It may be hard to express your gratitude towards your boyfriend, but you tried. Alex understands your gratitude and warmly welcomes it.

“Of course, lovely. I’d do anything for you. You’d do the same right?” He asks sarcastically.

“Well…” You joke.

“Well that’s not fair!” He jokes back as he pretends to be shocked. Alex doesn’t expect you to do anything for him in return; he’s perfectly content with pleasing only you. (Of course, you always return the favor either way.) He enjoys doing things for you, no matter what the outcome is. As long as he’s standing next to you, then he’s alright.

“I love you.” He says sleepily.

“Love you too.” You respond.

You’ll forever be thankful to have Alex in your life. Alex believes the same thing. You two are just like food is to humans. You both need as well as want each other. That won’t change.

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what do you guys think??? i don’t really like it, so it’s ok to say it’s trash 😭 but ty for reading though🫶🏽

tags: @thenightslikeawhiirlwind @ismiledinthebakery

[slia-h]

Miles fucking Kane.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

*plugging my ears and screaming LALALA every time someone even slightly suggests that Hobie Brown Can't Sing*

[skylarbee]

hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems like a lot of people still don't know this. ashley reese, who met alex at that pool party and interviewed him like a year ago is treated by the fandom like she's some kind of angel and is very much loved (even though she did nothing special?) when she's... well, I'll let you decide.

she thinks miles is such a bad person that he shouldn't be allowed to have a dog (x)

she very much enjoys him getting a really bad review (x)

she's glad about him not joining am for 505 (x)

she calls out am fans who still like alex and alexa, even though she's the exact same ("when she gets comments like this all the time" girl, you're the one writing similar shit. she has other posts discussing alexa and alex, but they're old, like the ones from the last screenshot) (x, x, x, x, x)