#Alex Rebar

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The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

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The Incredible Melting Man // Dir. William Sachs

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Films Watched in 2023:

37. The Incredible Melting Man (1977) - Dir. William Sachs

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19 novembre … ricordiamo …

19 novembre... … ricordiamo … #semprevivineiricordi #nomidaricordare #personaggiimportanti #perfettamentechic

2021: Will Ryan, all’anagrafe William Frank Ryan, attore, doppiatore e musicista statunitense. Ha fornito le voci di Coniglio e Tigro , e la voce cantata di Eeyore , nella lunga serie di Disney Channel Welcome to Pooh Corner e in molti altri cartoni animati di Pooh. Ha anche fornito la voce di Barnaby the Dog nella popolare serie Dumbo’s Circus.  (n.1949) 2021: Alex Rebar, attore, sceneggiatore e…

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did you guys know he got that piece of railroad track for free from a really friendly man on the internet without any sexual favors

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Two New Winchesters

Dean Winchester x reader

With Chuck gone a new surprise happens

Warnings: some cursing, fluff lots of fluff

You stared at yourself in the small mirror over the sink as you waited for the timer you'd sat on your phone to go off. You could hear Sam walk by the bathroom and knew it you took too long Dean would come looking for you, he was excited about the pie festival you loved seeing the smile on his face but the mention of pie had turned your stomach. That wasn't like you, you weren't as fond of the dessert as your boyfriend but the thought of it had never made you sick before.

After you'd thrown up a time or you'd sat in the cool floor of the bathroom and suddenly the date seemed to pop out at you when you checked your phone to see what time it was. You were late, like a few weeks late. With everything that had happened with Chuck the thought of your missing period must have slipped your mind. You felt your stomach flip again as you pushed yourself to your feet and opened the bathroom door.

Dean of course was sitting in the hallway just outside and smiled when you came out "You ok sweetheart?" You nodded slowly "Yeah, I don't know what that was. I'm going to run into town and pick up some meds just in case I'm trying to get that stomach bug Alex said was going around. Can you finish packing for me?" His green eyes were full of worry as he said "If you're not feeling up to it we don't have to go, the whole point was getting time off to spend with you and Sammy"

You smiled and kissed him softly, grateful that you had brushed your teeth twice after getting sick "I'm ok Dean. I want to go, I just want to make sure I don't puke in baby. She'd never forgive me" He smiled at that "Sure you don't want me to go with you?" You shook your head "Yeah because then we can leave as soon as I get back and clean up for the ride"

He didn't look too convinced but kissed you again and said "Ok. I'll finish packing for you but call me when you leave the pharmacy so I know you're ok" "I promise"

The timer going off nearly made you jump out of your skin. You could hear Sam talking to someone and felt your heart drop Dean called your name right before you glanced down to two pink lines looking back at you.

Your mind was in overdrive as you stared out the window. Sam had offered the front seat but you took the back saying you wanted to have the option to stretch your legs or lay down should you need it. You knew Dean was worried about you and you were trying your best to plaster a smile on every time he looked your way but you had no clue how he would react to this news. Yeah with Chuck gone all of you had discussed moving away from hunting so much but moving away from hunting and starting a family was two different things.

What if he didn't want the baby? You had always been so careful but with everything that had happened you'd missed a pill or two. You laid your head back against the seat willing sleep to come but it never did. When Dean parked the impala and looked across the backseat you smiled at him "Promise not to make yourself sick?" You asked with a laugh and he winked at you "I promise"

What started as peaceful road trip to a pie festival now had you, Dean and Sam stalking a nest of mask wearing, kidnapping vamps.

You took the machete from Dean and glanced towards the barn one of the vamps had pointed you to. "You good sweetheart?" He asked and you half smiled "of course. Let's go get those kids back"

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You sliced the head off one vamp then looked up in just enough time to see Dean get shoved back towards a piece of rebar and felt your knees go out from under you. You didn't realize he missed it or that he'd killed the vamp that shoved him, your entire world had went black at the thought of Dean being killed.

Dean's voice was frantic when he called your name after seeing that you were on your knees, fear of something happening to you pushing any other thought out of his head.

"SAM!" He hollered as he ran to your side, Sam not far behind him. When he made it to your side you flinched hard then threw yourself into his arms,sobbing "Sweetheart, what's wrong?" He had no clue what had happened. Your hands moved across his back as if looking for a wound "The rebar. I thought..." you trailed off and then he understood, from your vantage point it looked like he'd been stabbed.

"Cmon sweetheart, you really think something like that is gonna take me away from you after this long?" He spoke softly, trying to lighten your mood but the look in your eyes made his stomach drop. Something was wrong, you were shaking in his arms "Y/N, what's wrong?"

You looked at him then over at Sam before sniffling "I'm pregnant and I thought I lost you without you ever even knowing" you buried your face into his chest as you cried.

He was stunned for a moment, you were pregnant. That was why you'd gotten sick, why you'd been quiet on the car ride. You were carrying his baby, you were gonna be parents.

You glanced up at Dean after a moment passed filled with silence "Are you mad?" He looked down at you and it was clear your question had offended him "Why would I be mad? Not like I wasn't there helping to make the baby. I love you and we were already talking retirement, what better reason?" A grin split his face before he nudged Sam with his foot "Hear that Sammy? You're gonna be an uncle!"

Sam laughed lightly and you could hear the relief in his voice "Y/N I love you like a sister and I will love my niece or nephew, I just hope they act more like you" Dean scoffed and Sam added "I'm gonna go find the boys and give you two a minute"

Once Sam walked out Dean pulled you into a kiss before saying "I'm sorry I scared you" you laughed with a few unshed tears still in your eyes "Sorry I scared you"

You could hear Dean groan as Miracle dug his way between the two of you on the bed. Since your stomach had started growing nearly daily Dean's dog had quickly become your dog, you couldn't go to the bathroom without your furry shadow sitting just outside. The only problem was at times he didn't even want Dean touching you.

"Hey fur face, my girl and my baby. Scoot" you laughed hearing him argue with the dog. "Oh you think it's funny huh?" Dean asked once miracle moved and he could curl up to your back, one hand coming to rest on your stomach "I really do" you teased and he moved to rest his head on your side so he could talk to your stomach "You hear that? Your mama thinks it's funny that I get kicked out the bed for the dog!" As if in response the baby kicked his hand and you had to stifle a laugh when he cut his eyes up at you "She's already taking your side!"

You raised an eyebrow "Maybe she needs a name and she'll stop be argumentative" he nodded "What was the final contenders again?" You reached for the nightstand so he helped you sit up then moved so you could lean against him as you read the names "Ember, River, Quinn and Trinity"

"What's your favorite?" He asked and you shrugged so he nodded, taking the list from you he moved down the bed until the was laying between your knees, facing your stomach "Ok little miss Winchester listen up. We got some names here kid and you're gonna help pick one" you laughed when she squirmed again at the sound of his voice.

He grinned at you "Ok we got Ember" she didn't kick. "Howabout River?" No movement. "Quinn?" He asked and for once she didn't move at the sound of her daddy's voice which was unusual. Dean nodded as if he was mid conversation with someone "Ok kid last option how about Trinity Winchester"

She kicked hard and you'd never seen Dean smile broader as he looked up at you "Trinity it is"

A few months later you were at Sioux Falls general in the maternity ward. Jack had managed to clear up the past to the point that Sam and Dean were no longer forced to use Campbell as a surname in public so Trinity would officially be born a Winchester.

You knew Alex had purposely asked for the day off so she could be with the rest of the girls. Her, Claire,Patience and Kaia had taken up an entire corner of the waiting room. Jody and Donna were in and out of your room while Sam paced the floor between the waiting room and your room and Eileen was helping Dean to help you.

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Labor had started around three in the morning when your water broke. It wasn't until around nine that Trinity decided she was ready to come out. After some tips from Jody on how to move to help labor around nine thirty you were laying in the bed with Dean sitting next to you and a tiny pink bundle wrapped up in his arms.

Everyone had left to give you three a few minutes while they made calls to Garth and the Banes twins and everyone else who was waiting "She's perfect" Dean whispered. She had your hair color but her daddy's green eyes. You looked up at him and saw tears in his eyes "Dean, are you ok?"

He nodded "Yeah, just Y/N... I promise I'm gonna be a good dad. No matter what" you felt yourself start to tear up at that. "Oh baby, I know you will. You raised Sam and you already love her. I know how your head works, you're not John and I'm damn sure not Mary. Trinity will be raised with two loving parents that would quite literally fight heaven or hell for her along with a gangle of insane aunts and uncles and a couple cousins not to mention the one over heaven is basically an uncle and her auntie Rowena is over hell. She's gonna be safe and she's gonna know her daddy loves her"

He leaned over and placed a gentle kiss to your lips "I love you" you smiled into the kiss "I love you too" about that time Trinity cooed so Dean laughed "And we both love you"

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You laughed when Kaia told Claire that Trinity wouldn't break if she wanted to hold her "She's right ya know. She's little but sturdy"

The room was full and people had called and video called all day to congratulate and see if anything was needed. Rowena had even sent a bouquet of your favorite flowers and a rather hefty gift card for baby supplies.

You noticed that Sam and Dean were standing to themselves in the corner talking but it's not like that was anything out of the normal. You didn't think anything of it until Dean cleared his throat "um considering ninety percent of the people me and Y/N call family are in this room, I want to do this now"

You cut your eyes at Sam who was making sure Eileen had read Dean's lips. He met your eyes at smiled slightly. Dean looked at Trinity before looking at you "Sweetheart, you've been at my side through so much. There were times you had every right to kick my ass or call is quits. I'm a pain in the ass and loving me isn't easy.." "Dean" you warned but Sam spoke up "He's getting to the point in his own way"

Dean nodded towards him before continuing "My point is I never thought about love like what we have and now that love has bought us a daughter and.." he half laughed "Well thanks to Jack, Trinity is legally a Winchester in every way so I think it's time I off the name to you too if you want it" "What?" You asked softly and he smiled before pulling a ring out of his pocket "Will you marry me?" You nodded quickly "Of course"

He slipped the ring on your finger before placing a kiss on your lips. "Hear that Trin? Your daddy finally proposed to your mommy!" Claire cooed at her making everyone laugh. Dean cut his eyes at her and she shrugged "Just saying, I would've put a ring on it years ago if I would've been you"

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All fics are 18+ ONLY unless otherwise noted

SERIES

*at least three parts or chapters

28 Days - AU Dean Winchester x several AU SPN characters

Summary: Dean Winchester is an addict and an alcoholic, a USMC veteran, a father, and an older brother. As Battalion Chief with Lawrence Fire & Medical, Dean comes under investigation when he makes a dangerous and impulsive decision, defying his superiors and abandoning the team he is supposed to lead. He is given the choice to go to rehab for 28 days, or jail. His lawyer insists on rehab, and Dean begrudgingly abides.

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Emma Winchester, Jack Kline, Victor Henriksen, Jo Harvelle, Gordon Walker, Bille, Crowley, Rowena, Missouri, Meg, Pamela, Gabriel, Lydia, Casey, Jamie, Carmen, Tessa 

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, emergency action, fire, drug use, thoughts of death and dying, teen endangerment, references to underage drug addiction and prostitution, partially told through flashbacks 

Words: 33K

Author’s notes: Inspired by the film 28 Days and following canon themes from SPN, this is a fic about Dean, a firefighter who goes to rehab, not about Dean as a firefighter.

And Then There Were Three - Winchester brothers x original female character

Summary: Natalie and Dean are in a “not serious” relationship until one night, she and Sam take a step that will change things forever.

Warnings/tags: 18+ONLY, rough sex, squirting, anal sex, butt plug, bondage, dirty talk, orgasm control, double penetration, polyamory, W*ncest adjacent

Words: 13,500

Black Tie Optional: sequel to Plus One - Dean Winchester x Vanessa (OFC)

Summary: The last time we saw Vanessa, she was swooning over Dean’s lasting impression. Now, we fast-forward a year to see what she’s up to.

Pairing: Dean Winchester x OFC Vanessa Martinelli, (eventual) Sam Winchester x OFC Emma Olsen

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, HBO RomCom bullshit

Words: 17K

Combat Baby - Dean Winchester x Jo Harvelle

Summary: canon divergent - Dean’s sweet, but Jo likes him nasty

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, rough sex, biting, dirty talk, brief name-calling, exhibitionism, role play, squirting

Words: 3,073 WORK IN PROGRESS

God Only Knows - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: One weekend, years ago, lives rent-free in both of their minds. Three-part mini-series.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, pining, clothed sex, couch sex, hungover sex, fluff, roomies to lovers, idiots in love

Words: 5,500

If We Make It Through December - Dean Winchester x Donna Hanscum

Summary: Donna is horrified to learn that the boys have never had a proper Christmas, so she invites them to her house for the holiday.

Characters: Dean Winchester, Donna Hanscum, Sam Winchester, Jody Mills, Claire Novak, Kaia Nieves, Patience Turner, Alex Jones

Warnings/tags: there was no rebar, 18+ ONLY, fluff, light angst, domesticity, holiday celebrations

Words: 12K

The Kinda Girl You Like - Winchester brothers x original female character

Summary: After Sam reveals to Sofie his sub that he likes to watch, she decides that they should act on it. Then he tells her what exactly it is that he likes to watch…

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, sub-sharing, bondage, rimming, the jockey is my favorite sex position, dirty talk, W*ncest adjacent

Words: 6,500

Leaving Heaven - Dean Winchester x Taziana Smith (OFC)

Summary: Tazi is a bounty hunter of mostly human things. She isn’t firmly seated in the supernatural world, but she’s familiar enough that she’s recruited by an old friend of John Winchester’s to capture and deliver a brief acquaintance of her own.

Characters: MOC/Knight of Hell/Demon Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Crowley, Lee Webb, original characters

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, this is not your mother’s Dean Winchester, brief dub-con, mentions of the foster system, references to past rape, commiserating over childhood trauma, threats of sexual violence

Words: 16,500 WORK IN PROGRESS

The Mud On Your Boots - Dean Winchester x Donna Hanscum 

Summary: Dean and Donna finally give in.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, dirty talk, fluff, consent is sexy, period sex, fisting, blood as lube, shower sex

Words: 8k (permanent hiatus)

Plus One - Dean Winchester x Vanessa (OFC)

Summary: Vanessa hates weddings until she meets a handsome stranger who agrees to help her mix things up for the night.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, fingery things, squirting, and Dean has no refractory period bc this is fic

Words: 9,600

Pretty Reckless - MOC Dean Winchester x pre-slayer Faith Lehane

Summary: AU where s10 Dean stumbles upon another hunter so much like himself. When their connection grows inexplicably stronger, they find an answer they never thought existed.

Characters: Dean Winchester, Faith Lehane, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Crowley, Cain

Warnings/tags: 19+, rough sex, prostate massage, magical bond

Words: 15K

Run Me Like A River - AU Dean Winchester x AU Jessica Jones

Summary: AU wherein Jessica Jones is super-powered by gov’t experiments to create elite soldiers, the Winchesters are military officers in humanity’s War Against Evil, and they have all gone AWOL from their assigned roles. Dean and Jess embark on a relationship that ends abruptly and explosively until Dean calls her for help on a very personal case.

Characters: Jessica Jones, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Arthur Ketch, Malcolm is Jess’s cat 

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, this is not your mother’s Dean Winchester, major character death, unhealthy relationship dynamics, bondage, rough sex, anal sex, ptsd

Words: 14K

Seasons - Dean Winchester x unnamed female character

Summary: She is his safe haven, untouched by anything else or anyone. 

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, canon divergent - no Cassie or Lisa, non-linear storytelling, four seasons, angst, hurt/comfort, references non-con unprotected sex, loss of a pregnancy

Words: 12K

Temporary Scars - Dean Winchester x Donna Hanscum x Benny Lafitte

Warnings/tags: 18+, Angst, Donna has intimacy issues, Dean’s the sweetest, self-sabotage, sort of established relationship, Benny’s swoony as fuck, Dean’s in love, polyamory, pregnancy kink

Words: 4,500 (permanent hiatus)

Unopened At Your Feet - AU Sam Winchester x female narrator, AU Dean Winchester x female narrator

Summary: This is the story of how I broke my own heart.

Characters: Female Narrator, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Becky Rosen, Meg Masters, Benny Lafitte

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, weed-smoking, canon-compliant date-rape/roofie (Becky), love triangle

Words: 12,470 WORK IN PROGRESS

Where Is My Shiny Gun? -  Dean Winchester x Donna Hanscum (voyeur Sam Winchester)

Summary: canon divergent - Sam finds himself in a quandary when he realizes he has feelings for Donna by way of the obvious mutual attraction between her and Dean.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, Sam is kinky, Dean is adorable, so is Donna, Dean likes to give Donna massages, Sam directing while masturbating, brief spanking + breast slapping, brief knife play - no blood, W*ncest adjacent

Word Count: 7,800

ONE-SHOTS

A Fight For Love & Glory - Winchesters x you (female)

Summary: You’re struck by sex pollen, so Sam and Dean agree to help you out.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, sex pollen, feelings of guilt, ass play, dirty talk, W*ncest adjacent

Words: 2K

Bad Girls Underneath -  Ruby 2.0 x Dean Winchester x Jo Harvelle

Summary: Ruby and Jojo get hit by a sex curse again; this time, they need Dean’s help.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, magical-dick/male-gaze bullshit, probably too much commentary and emotional complication, why am I like this, I’m sorry, sometimes I can’t help myself, fisting, brief choking

Words: 2,600

Cactus - Dean Winchester x Meg Masters x Castiel

Summary: Post-battle, exhausted and wanting, Dean and Meg and Cas take care of each other.

Warnings/Tags: 18+ ONLY, dreamlike sex, a little choking, Dean’s always hungry

Words: 3,200

Caveat Emptor - Dean Winchester x original female character

Summary: Gabriela Cruz invests in a Victorian mansion in the middle of America where the rule of Buyer Beware is absolute. When her twin sister goes missing, a couple of federal agents show up. Lucky for Gabi, Dean and Sam Winchester are on the case.

Characters: Gabriela Cruz, Camila Cruz, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Ed Zeddmore, Harry Spangler

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, language, mentions death of family members, cursed object, mentions of blood + gore, sarcasm, twin dynamics, explicit sex

Words: 4,600

Crazy On You – Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: You’ve had a shitty day, but this beautiful, unfamiliar boy will make it all better.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, Impala Sex, there’s a knife but not in a bloody way

Words: 4K

Crossroads and Bound - Dean Winchester x female demon reader

Summary: He agreed to this.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, femdom, Dean’s tied to a chair, wearing a cock ring, face sitting, things might get a little rough, but it’s all in good fun, squirting

Words: 2,250

The Curve Of Your Pretty Gown - Dean Winchester x female reader

Request: Hey hon! Ok, so it’s my birthday today, so maybe a story about Dean surprising me/ the reader by turning up unannounced to wish me/the reader a ‘happy birthday’ and there’s lots of smut ❤️

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, a little angst

Words: 2,200

Deep - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: Dean shows you more about pleasure than ‘deep’.

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, Dean being perfect, sensual massage, Dean being the best lay ever, biting, Dean being a fairytale prince, the jockey is my favorite sexual position, try it, it’s amazing, talking during sex, gratuitous use of terms of endearment bc it’s Dean

Words: 3K

Discord and Rhyme - Knight of Hell/Demon Dean x female reader

Summary: He’s on the prowl.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, this is not your mother’s Dean Winchester, rough anal sex, crying during sex, blood during sex, there’s a lot of purple prose and excessive descriptions of taste and smell here, sexual coercion, dirty talk

Words: 1,750

Ennui - Knight of Hell/Demon Dean x unnamed female character

Anonymous Prompt: “I really want demon dean stalking someone but I don’t know how to do that with consent? But guh just the thought of him.

Characters: Knight of Hell/Demon Dean Winchester x unnamed female character

Tags/warnings: 18+ only; this is not your mother’s Dean Winchester; stalking; exhibitionism; voyeurism; dirty talk; horny on aisle 3; fuck it, we ball

Words: 2,400

Equilibrium - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: They have balance.

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, established relationship, cock warming

Words: 1,400

Get Down, Make Love - Winchester brothers x original female character

Summary: Steph decides to cut loose and push the envelope with her favorite fellow hunters.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, hot tubbing, drunk sex (consensual), dirty talk, mfm spitroast, W*ncest adjacent

Words: 3,200

Hark and Hush - Purgatory Dean x wolf spirit in a female body

Summary: This is the story of how Dean Winchester hunted, became enamored with, and slew the ancient spirit of the Big Bad Wolf.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, this is not your mother’s Dean Winchester, stalking, blood, gore, rough sex, character death

Words: 2,200

Hide Your Love Away – Dean Winchester x female hunter reader

Summary: Mutual hunters seek comfort for a night and a lifetime of memories.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, ass play

Words: 3,600

His Sword - Michael/Dean x female prostitute

Summary: Michael takes some time to remind Dean who’s in control.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, edge play, bondage, knife play, blood play, choking, rough sex, name-calling, character death

Words: 2,300

Just My Imagination - Dean Winchester x female Zanna

Summary: After Mary leaves the boys a second time, Dean needs a reset, or to blow off some steam – something. He heads out on a snowy evening the night before Christmas and finds just the right thing.

Warnings/tags: mature, Hallmark channel fuckery

Words: 2,800

One Night Only (23 in 1) - Dean Winchester x Mila (original female character)

Summary: While on a job in the middle of America, Dean enjoys a rigorous night of mutual gratification with a local art student.

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, ass play, shower sex, dirty talk

Words: 5,500

River - Dean Winchester x Ty (Original male character), Dean x Benny implied

Summary: It’s Dean’s first winter after sending Benny back to Purgatory.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, implied underage prostitution, semi-public sex

Words: 1,600

Rules Are Rules - MOC Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: Dean hasn’t been himself lately. The Mark has seen to that.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, hand around the throat, rough sex, squirting

Words: 2,400

Shattered Like A Stone - Demon Dean Winchester x original female character

Summary: The Mark is demanding, and the demon in Dean can’t deny it any more than he can deny her; it just might get everything it wants tonight.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, this is not your mother’s Dean Winchester, rough sex, bondage, multiple object insertion, suicidal ideation, darkfic, self-destruction, bloody sex, sadism and masochism, anal sex, Jameson as lube, spit as lube, face fucking, Daddy as title, misogynist language, choking, strangulation, assisted suicide

Words: 6,800

Some Stranger’s Hand - 2009 Dean Winchester x 2014 Risa (The End)

Summary: He lost everything.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, plush pink pillow lips for my Eloise

Words: 1,700

Spark, Flicker, Blaze - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: Somewhere along the line, her life became something she didn’t like. On her 35th birthday, she makes a decision to change all of that.

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, overly descriptive orgasms, Dean’s the best birthday present ever

Words: 2,200

Stuff & Thangs That Are Awesome… And Not Awesome - Dean Winchester x female character (1st person POV)

*TWD Crossover

Prompt(s): 1) Dean has been arrested twice for indecent exposure – once was in a grocery store. 2) Jensen or Dean x Reader, a small public place, he pins you to the wall, covers your mouth and fucks you. 

Characters: Dean Winchester, Bobby Singer, Rick Grimes, Shane Walsh

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, Rick Grimes eye-fucking, Shane Walsh having a pissing contest with a young, cocky Dean Winchester

Words: 1,300

Supernova - MOC Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: Since Dean’s had the Mark and the Blade, he’s pulled away from you, afraid of hurting you. You miss him, and you’ve had it. One night you push him to the edge.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, bondage, blood play, biting, bruising, knifeplay, rough sex, dubcon/mindfuck

Words: 2,500

Triptych - Dean Winchester x bisexual female couple

Summary: Dean’s on a case and meets two beautiful women. One of them is recently divorced, and the new couple invites Dean to help them kick off their new life together.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, sex toy, Dean’s real good at sex

Words: 4,700

Wait Till My Brother Gets Home - Winchester brothers x female reader

Summary: She wants to lose control.

Warnings/tags: 18+ Only, rough sex, hair pulling, mfm spit roast, bruising and chafing during sex, W*ncest adjacent

Words: 2,450

When We Fall Then We’ll Know Each Other - Dean Winchester x Benny Lafitte (voyeur Castiel)

Prompt: “There’s nothing wrong with women, but a woman can’t hold you down and fuck you like I can.” 

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, cum and spit as lube, anal sex, voyeurism

Words: 1,400

QUICK AND DIRTY

*1K words or less

Barbed Wire Carnival - Choose your own Winchester

Summary: Absence of feeling.

Warnings/tags: mature, angst, dark descriptions

Words: 300

Brimstone - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: He’s exactly what she wants.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY surprise, bitch

Words: 450

Bring It On Home - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: Let’s pretend Dean wouldn’t be terrified to welcome love into his life.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, established relationship, comfort, fluff, handsy Dean

Words: 1K

Communion - Dean Winchester x female reader

prompt: Fluffy dean or Jensen smoking weed plz, ty

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, marijuana use

Words: 1K

Crash Through The Surface - Dean Winchester x Jasen (original male character)

Summary: Dean remembers his First.

Warnings/tags: mature, bi-sexual Dean, references to prostitution

Words: 800

Custard Pie - Dean Winchester x female reader

Prompt: Dean/OFC based on Led Zeppelin’s ‘Custard Pie.’

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY oral sex

Words: 800

Drag You To The Shore - Dean Winchester x GN reader

Prompt: Dean Winchester settled in between someone’s legs on the bed. Like his back to their chest, their legs wrapped around him, heels keeping his thighs open while they jerk him off, explicit but soft vibes.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY

Words: 800

Fall Away Into - Dean Winchester x Ruby 2.0 x female reader (voyeur Sam Winchester)

Prompt: “Dean x reader x Ruby 2.0 with Sam watching from the corner.”

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY drug-induced sex, OOC Dean, mff spit roast, use of the word bitch during sex, rough sex, hate sex, W*ncest adjacent

Words: 530

Foxholes - Annie Hawkins x Bobby Singer/Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Summary: Annie recalls time spent with each man and what their facial hair told her about them.

Warnings/tags: mature language and references to sexual activity

Words: 349

The Gazelle - AU Dean Winchester x AU Benny Lafitte x female reader

Summary: They aim to please.

Warnings/tags: mature, power exchange, Denny apparent

Words: 1K

The Good Slayer - Dean Winchester x Faith Lehane

Prompt: Dean and our girl Faith. (This is a sequel of sorts for Pretty Reckless.)

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, talking during sex

Words: 800

Hollow - MOC Dean Winchester x female reader

prompt: Would anyone be willing to write something with Dean [or Jensen] x reader to the song Love on the Brain by Rihanna

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, dirty talk, rough sex, angst

Words: 1K

I’ll Keep Them Still - Dean Winchester x Jo Harvelle

Summary: Dean remembers promises and pictures in his mind. And he remembers her.

Warnings/tags: mature, songfic, angst, dream/afterlife sequences, purple prose, I’m sorry

Words: 1K

Just One More Peaceful Day - MOC Dean Winchester x female reader

Prompt: angsty Dean with the line “I can still remember just the way you taste” from the song “It’s been a while” by Staind

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, blood play, knife play, mentions of addiction

Words: 700

Laissez Les Bons Temp Rouler -  Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: He’s got a dirty mouth when he’s drunk. 

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, dirty talk, a dirty public bathroom during Mardi Gras

Words: 600

Lifting the Veil - Choose Your Own Winchester

Summary: You’ve been missing something of paramount importance - until now.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, infidelity, squirting

Words: 1K

Mind Blown - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: Mind-blowing orgasms can sometimes be literal.

Warnings/tags: mature, transient global amnesia after sex, dirty talk

Words: 560

Nihilism - Knight of Hell/Demon Dean x female reader

Prompt: Can you tell me about the morning after going several rounds with Dean he rolls over in bed and adjusts the covers, causing you to forget your shift to be his good girl a couple more times?

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, this is not your mother's Dean Winchester, name-calling, rough sex, nihilistic themes, Knight of Hell Dean, fantasies of being fucked to death? Idk it’s one of mine, might as well be yours, you’re female AFAB in this scenario

Words: 800

One For Tomorrow, One Just For Today - Dean Winchester x female reader

Prompt: before leaving on a hunt, Dean sings “Love Me Two Times” to his lady.

Warnings/tags: 18+ ONLT, Dean can actually sing, and he does it during sex

Words: 660

The Prerogative To Have A Little Fun - Donna Hanscum x Jody Mills x Winchester brothers (kinda)

Prompt: Donna’s visiting Jody for the weekend and the boys swing by on their way home from a hunt. Dean mows the lawn, Sam fixes a leaky shower head, Dean makes dinner, and they both do the dishes. Meanwhile, the ladies sit back and enjoy the domestic display.

Warnings/tags: mature, men doing manly things, inspired by Shania Twain’s song “Man! I Feel Like A Woman”, W*ncest adjacent

Words: 1K

Recompense - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: Dean is sorry for hurting the ones he loves.

Warnings/tags: mature, angst, Dean saying hurtful things then trying to make up for it

Words: 500

Scream - Dean Winchester x past-female reader

Summary: Dean tells us the real reason he loves “All Saint’s Day” as much as he does.

Warnings/tags: mature, references to coming untouched, getting turned on by scary movies

Words: 320

Soft Cell - Dean Winchester + teenage female

Prompt: Dean + reader dancing in the bunker

Warnings/tags: one F-bomb bc Dean

Words: 720

Through The White Night - AU Dean Winchester x original female character

Summary: 18th Century matrimony isn’t as simple as it is today.

Warnings/tags: mentions of wall sex and finger-y things

Words: 560

Wish - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: You want it to be love – but it isn’t. You want him – but you can’t have him. 

Warnings/tags: mature, sepia-toned angst ™ @boondoctorwho

Words: 765

With Pleasured Hands - Dean Winchester x female reader

Summary: He’s got secrets she has yet to uncover

Warnings/tags: mature

Words: 500

[i-eat-worlds]

Alex & Friends Part 13-Bedtime

Alex is tormented in her dreams. Yay!

cw: violence, blood, past parent death (all are in the context of a nightmare)

Eric watched as Joseph escorted Alex back from the bathroom. She was still trying to hide her injury, making an attempt to put weight on both legs, but it obviously pained her to move. Joseph said something in a hushed tone, and a parental look flashed across his face.

Alex didn’t look happy about it, but she turned away from the couch and started limping towards one of the bunks. After she had sat down and started unlacing her boots, Joseph left her alone. He walked towards the other corner of the room, approaching Eric.

“How is she?” Eric asked, shutting his laptop.

Joseph sat down next to him. “Wound is just about as good as it can be right now.” He paused. “She wants to do it. I asked, Eric, and I got no hesitation.”

“Okay,” Eric said. “You think she’s good?

“Yeah,” Joseph agreed. The proper answer to that question was more complicated than he had time for right now, to be honest.

“I’ve taken a quick peak around the area.” Eric said, pivoting to the mission preparations. “We should be able to cover it fairly easily, I think.”

“Do you think Tindley will have people there?” Joseph asked.

“Almost certainly,” Eric said. “But, we have pigeons. And Avia.”

Joseph smiled. “I’d like to keep an extra eye on Alex, if that’s aight,” He said. “She’s definitely dangerous, but I’m worried that Tindley might have an extra trick or two up his sleeve.” “That should be fine, yeah.” He checked his watch. “I need to go yell at everyone to go to sleep.” He went to stand, but then turned back to Joseph. “What were you and her talking about by the couch?

Joseph glanced over at Alex before answering. “Didn’t want to sleep in a bed for some reason. Told her it wasn't an option with her injuries.”

Eric nodded. “Thank you.” He pushed himself up to standing. “All right, bedtime, everybody. We have an early start tomorrow.”

***

There’s a knife in her hands again. She can feel the warmth of the handle in her palm. The rain is coming down in sheets, thunder crackling loudly overhead. Everything around her is in ruins. Bricks and concrete are spilled out on the street. Shards of glass from blown out windows litter the sidewalk.

They crunch under her feet as she moves. She’s going towards something, not away. She doesn't know why.

The rain is relentless. It soaks through her shirt and pants. Her sneakers became waterlogged and heavy, her toes rubbing uncomfortably against the side of her shoes.

Somebody is screaming. Screaming for her to run.

Alex knows who she will see, she knows and she wishes she didn’t.

She turns anyway. She always fucking turns.

It’s her mother.

A piece of rebar has been run through her leg, tearing through her INSUPA uniform. Blood trickles out from the wound, soaking into the tech fabric of her pants.

“Run! Go!” She urges, voice hoarse. “GO!”

Alex stands frozen, fingers tight around the knife, for a split second too long.

She’s never quite sure how it happens, but he’s there.

He’s like a shadow, tall and imposing and all encompassing. His fingers have stretched into claws, long and so, so, sharp.

Her mother screams again, this time from raw terror. Blood runs down her neck, and her voice cuts off suddenly.

Alex looks down at the knife in her hand.

She runs.

The world splinters, breaks, and cracks, as his arm rises in her vision.

Her eyes flew open and she awoke.

She was sitting in the bed, worn sheets tangled around her legs, panting heavily. The red glow of the clock on the wall read four fty. There were ten minutes until her alarm. She shoved the uneasy feeling to the side and got up to use the restroom.

Taglist: @pigeonwhumps @sassafrassmoke

[weirdlookindog]

Alex Rebar in The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

In the Almost Paradise Season 1 finale, Alex picks up a length of rebar and doesn't twirl it

[gidianthe]

drilled 20 holes and hit rebar in ELEVEN of them. im gonna go beat up colin and alex bc i know they were out here for the rebar work on this site

[moviesandmania]

BEYOND THE DOOR (1974) Reviews of Italian Exorcist rip-off

‘You will definitely quiver with fright…’ Beyond the Door is a 1974 Italian horror film about a pregnant woman who becomes possessed and is seemingly going to have the devil’s baby. Directed by Ovidio G. Assonitis (Piranha II: The Spawning; Madhouse; The Visitor; Tentacles) and Robert Barrett from a screenplay co-written with an uncredited Alex Rebar (The Incredible Melting Man). Original…

[josiebelladonna]

you know that cat rescue that alex keeps gushing talking about?

she was wearing, not just a dress but a low cut dress as she was undertaking it. like… does she not realize that cats can bite or scratch her (and it doesn’t take someone who’s been around dogs and cats since she was a baby to tell you that, either)??? and when you’re going to be working in squalid conditions like that building, you’re going to be around things like brick and mortar, drywall, rebar, copper, lead, dust, asbestos, etc., and those n95 masks are going to be completely moot once you find some of that shit down your front when you change your clothes? jesus christ, you’re an architect, you should know these things!!

***it’s also not safe for the cats, either, because they can cling onto the dress and rip it up as they’re falling to the floor.

i used to work around heavy machinery and i work in a kitchen now, and i have a prominent chest, too. i have zero patience or sympathy for anyone who puts themselves at risk all because you want to show your chest. goes to show you that you can have all the degrees in the world and still be kylie jenner levels of vain. you put lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig.

wake up and smell the coffee already, alex. fuck’s sake.

gipsygeek is a racist. she’s not black, and she’s not a real gypsy as far as i can tell. the word “gypsy/gipsy” is based on the word “gyp” meaning to swindle someone. the name came about to label darker-skinned travelers in a pejorative and incredibly racist fashion and then the nazis took and ran with it. it is not a badge of honor like a star of david.

someone who’s businesslike, who’s well-read, who’s a humanitarian is going to be socially minded, too. two years on, and i still don’t buy this bullshit that she’s “shy” or “not very social.” bullshit. i call bullshit and i’m calling bullshit forever. BULL. SHIT.

and shame on alex for letting her get away with all of this. shame on him. jesus h. christ, man, you came from socially woke parents before that was even a thing, you should fucking know better.

she will never love you the way i have loved you but you should be fucking ashamed of yourself to let yourself get involved with such a piece of shit and for so long!!!! how??? how do you have a relationship with such a person and not realize how fucking awful they are once you give it some thought??? i thought you were a brain!!!

but you know what? it’s her goddamn fault for getting into the rescue business, not realizing that it’s not all rainbows and butterflies. i hope she gets slammed over and over again. i hope the cats never stop coming because it’s not about the cats.

may the two of you find the aroma of coffee at the edge of it all.

[green-light-kid]

“ah, my dear Marian . . .”

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Incredible Melting Man (1977)  

[minefield-of-a-ninja]

CHAPTER 1 | CHAPTER 2 | CHAPTER 3 | CHAPTER 4 | CHAPTER 5

Prompt from @thesassywallflower for @spnfanficpond Secret Santa): Donna is horrified to learn that the boys have never had a proper Christmas, so she invites them to her house for the holiday.

Pairing/characters: Dean Winchester x Donna Hanscum, Sam Winchester, Jody Mills, Claire Novak, Kaia Nieves, Patience Turner, Alex Jones

Chapter warnings/tags: finale-fix it, there was no rebar, explicit (eventually), fluff (? Idk), angst (? light), domestic (can’t get much more domestic)

Chapter WC: 2200

Author’s notes: There will be multiple chapters written in 3rd person POV, shifting perspective in each section.

Many thanks and love to my dear friends @brrose-apothecary and @stusbunker​ I love you both like whoa. Text divider by @talesmaniac89.

“Dude.” Sam is beaming from the inside out. He might be overreacting, but he doesn’t think so.

“Dude.” Dean grips the steering wheel tightly.

Sam doesn’t notice at first that Dean looks like he might pass out. “Dude, I always had a feeling she was interested in you, but monster auctions and apocalypses-”

Dean doesn’t start the car right away. He sits staring into the mid-morning winter sun, white-knuckling the steering wheel until he drops his hands to the bench seat in frustration and booms, “Dude, what?!”

Sam’s taken aback. “What, what?”

Dean blinks at his brother, his mouth agape. “Sam...” he pauses and scoffs lightly, shaking his head. “Donna...”

Dean pauses again, regripping the steering wheel with one hand as he squints into the shine of the sun again as it bounces off the bright, studded tire-packed snow of Donna’s side-street avenue.

He sighs and shoves the key into the ignition, shaking his head.

“Donna, what, Dean?” Sam asks, daring his brother to actually speak in full sentences on the issue of why he thinks he shouldn’t have something normal. “Are you trying to tell me I didn’t walk in on you two ready to jump each other’s bones?”

Dean’s eyes go wide as he eases away from the curb, fitting a pair of aviator lenses over the bridge of his nose.

“Sam, Donna is a beautiful... beautiful woman, okay?” He tosses his brother a look of exasperation that Sam can see burning through the mirrored lenses. “But she isn’t here for guys like me, alright?”

The older Winchester turns his attention back to the road ahead of him, grumbling about Sam being ‘on something’.

“Guys like you? What does that even mean?” Sam asks, knowing full well what Dean means, but he is not going to let him get away without talking this through once and for all.

“Sam.” Dean chuckles in that condescending, Sammy, you just don’t get it way, and Sam grits his teeth because he does get it and he’s tired of Dean’s excuses. “The longest relationship I’ve ever had was Lisa, right?”

“Yeah?”

“Well, Cas wiped that away.” Dean shrugs as he continues to list all of Cosmopolitan magazine’s Reasons He’s Mr. Wrong, but Sam hears the jagged edges of grief twisting Dean’s voice.

“I got no real money, I’m probably a mama’s boy, and I can’t even count the number of kills...” Dean shakes his head again and sighs again as he pulls into the parking lot of the dollar store. “If I’m not fuckin’ psychotic, I’m the poster boy for instability, dude, seriously.”

Dean cuts the engine, but Sam doesn’t move. He waits in silence as Dean continues to avoid the direction Sam is inevitably headed.

Yet, Dean remains in the car, so Sam takes another chance.

“What about me?” he asks.

Dean groans, whipping his shades off and rolling his eyes. “Aww, man, come on.”

“No, you come on. You keep saying I should have something normal now that all this shit has settled. Why me and not you?”

Dean glares at his brother, motioning with his sunglasses as if he’s arrived at his final and damning point. “Because you deserve it.”

“Sure, I do. So, why don’t you?” Sam presses because Dean has no point from where Sam’s sitting.

“I just said!” Dean’s eyes are wild like their dad’s were when he couldn’t find the words to say ‘I can’t talk about this right now.’ It used to scare them both, but Sam’s grown out of that fear, and it never worked for Dean against him anyway.

“Fine,” Sam says. He has a list of his own. “Every time I fall in love? Murdered.”

Dean groans and squirms in his seat.

“Werewolf. Demon-”

“None of that’s on you, Sammy, you know-”

“You wanna discuss the demon blood?”

Dean pulls a face. “No.”

“No. Right.” Sam sets his jaw and the brothers stare out the window for a beat.

“Dean. If anyone gets you and...” Sam motions around the cab of the Impala and toward the trunk. “It’s Donna, man, why can’t you see that?”

Dean swallows, tilts his head, and does all the things that postpone words.

“Just follow her lead.” Sam softens his tone. “She’s a grown woman — a hunter. She can make her own informed choices.”

Dean draws a deep breath before pinching the bridge of his nose.

“I’m not saying, go in there and sweep her off her feet, just... promise me you won’t fight her if she wants to sweep you off yours.”

Dean huffs a laugh and looks at his brother sideways. “I mean she prob’ly could.” He shrugs. “CrossFit and all that shit.”

Both brothers chuckle until Sam brings them back to the point.

“Promise me,” he says.

Dean looks at his brother for a few beats then half shakes and half nods his head. “OK...”

When the door slams behind the brothers’ exit, the women at the dining table slowly turn to look at their hostess.

“Uffda. What got into them, huh?” Donna shakes her head and shuffles to the dining table.

She looks a little punch-drunk.

Donna has had a crush on Dean from the moment she met him undercover at that health spa. When she found out what he really did and subsequently began fighting beside him, her feelings for him grew incredibly complicated.

Donna has never detailed her timeline of Dean Feels out for Jody, but they’ve talked about their experiences with the hunting lifestyle, that Sam and Dean are like family to both of them, and that the hunting life gets lonely.

After Second Doug left Donna, Jody knew she was angry and sad. She told Jody that she thought about going back to when she didn’t hunt and that she still wonders if that’s even possible.

Deep down they both know it isn’t.

“Girls, can I have a minute with Donna?” Jody asks.

“Sure... yeah... of course,” the four girls’ voices blend together as Donna settles in a chair at the table next to Jody.

Jody quietly watches Donna as the girls shrug into their coats before heading out the front door for a walk. Donna doesn’t directly answer Jody’s question, but it’s clear they’re thinking of the same things.

“What happened?” Jody asks quietly, closely eyeing her friend’s profile. “I heard Sam being all ‘awkward-Sam’ and you calling out something about mistletoe?”

“I’ve always wondered what he’d be like, ya know? Would he cuddle and tell me I’m beautiful?” Donna sighs a little and Jody can’t help but sigh a little, too.

“Would he fix that leaky pipe under the sink and open jars that no matter how much I work out, I just can’t open?”

Donna huffs a laugh and her bottom lip begins to tremble.

Jody reaches for her hand and squeezes. “Pretty sure he’d do all those things and then some.”

Donna blinks rapidly, clears her throat, and tilts her head back to stop the sudden wave of emotion.

“He looked at me like-” she lowers her watering eyes and levels Jody with her soft gaze and her voice a whisper of awe. “I can’t even explain it. No one’s ever looked at me like that.”

Jody tries not to swoon her face off. “Like what?”

“Like he wanted to eat me alive.” Donna breathes a nervous chuckle and shakes her head.

Jody sighs through a smile of her own. “I bet he does,” she replies, watching Donna get comfortable with the possibility that her long-time friend and fellow monster hunter could want her the same way she’s always wanted him.

“Dean’s a good man, Donna,” Jody fills the silence.

After a few moments, Donna nods. “You’re right. He is.” Donna agrees with her confidante before continuing. “He’s also smokin’ hot.”

Jody busts out laughing. “Oh, my god, I’m glad you said it before I did!”

Donna hoots, adding, “And I’ll bet my life savings he’s somethin’ else in the sack.”

Jody and Donna are still laughing and about to break into the bottle St. Brendan’s when the girls come back from their walk.

“What the fuck?” Dean whispers under his breath, having no idea where to look or what to focus on first.

There are racks and shelves and bins and baskets overflowing with items of all shapes, sizes, and origins labeled white elephant gifts. Dean’s familiar with the concept, obviously, even though he’s never taken part.

This stresses him out because he didn’t ask Donna the price range and because he doesn’t want to be the clueless old man who buys soap on a rope for a 25-year-old girl.

“Can I help you?”

Dean turns to find a helpful, kind-looking face and he grins in response. “Well, I sure hope so…” he pauses, glancing down at her name tag. “Dawn.”

The clerk blushes and her dark eyelashes flutter. She’s just a kid, but it boosts his self-esteem a little that she didn’t roll her eyes or outright ignore him. Dean begins to tell her about Donna, Jody, and the girls as Sam wanders up, looking as bewildered as Dean feels.

“Well, these 3-packs of socks are great. They’re fuzzy and warm — perfect for sleeping — these li’l magnetized planters with succulents are great for people who like plants, but plants don’t like them; there’s always novelty mugs, adult coloring books and colored pencils... Any of that sound good?”

The brothers look at each other and shrug, relieved.

“I like the planters and the...” Sam gestures toward the shelves. “Succulents?”

The clerk giggles politely because she’s not as charmed by Sam as she is by Dean. Obviously.

“I’ll take the fuzzy socks,” Dean says.

“Good choice,” the clerk replies, snagging their selections and dropping them into a basket to carry to the checkout. “Do you have boxes and gift wrapping?”

The brothers shake their heads, and Dean leans in conspiratorially. “We don’t, but I bet you do,” he replies with a wink.

The clerk giggles and blushes again.

After the dollar store, they hit the liquor store for the items Donna requested.

“The fuck is…” Dean squints at his phone screen. “Glueween?”

“Lemme see,” Sam tries to wrestle Dean’s phone from his grip, but Dean plays keep away.

“Oh, what, you speak umlaut now?” Dean tucks his phone under his arm inside his jacket.

Sam rolls his eyes and gives up. “Judging by your shit pronunciation and admittance that it has an umlaut, I’m guessing it’s Glühwein.”

Dean smirks and mutters, “Such a nerd.”

Sam turns and makes his way to the German section. “It’s a hugely popular seasonal beverage, Dean, not some obscure witches’ brew.”

Dean mimics Sam’s walking and talking as he trails behind him as if he’s still 12 years old because familiarity is comforting and annoying Sam is amusing to him.

They pass by a row of coolers, so Dean pulls a couple of 6-packs. He spots a lone carton of eggnog that reminds him of a Christmas Eve not so long ago but many apocalypses past.

“Lemme know if it needs a little extra kick.”

“Here it is,” present-day Sammy says, swiping a spouted bag from the shelf. “Last one. Wow.”

They easily snag the couple of other requests from Donna on the way to pay.

“You got the last one!” the man at the register crows. “Can’t have Christmas without Glühwein.”

“You’re right about that!” Dean replies with manufactured enthusiasm. Never having heard of Glühwein or how to pronounce it before five minutes ago, he’s working up the gumption to drink it later. The last thing he wants to do is offend Donna.

Or anything in the ballpark of bad. What he wants is to make her happy. Make her smile, laugh… give her a bunch of orgasms.

“What if I hurt her?” Dean thinks aloud as he and Sam pile inside Baby.

Sam shrugs. “I’ll kick your ass,” he replies.

“Psshhh, as if you could,” Dean mumbles, pulling onto the road to head back to Donna’s.

“I’m not plannin’ to hurt her, just so we’re clear,” he obsesses. “But-”

“Dean…” Sam sighs heavily. “Everybody gets hurt at some point in relationships, it’s inevitable. Just try to balance it with-”

“Comfort,” Dean says, rolling into Donna’s driveway.

She texted him between the white elephant and booze shops to tell him to pull into the drive because of snowmageddon and street plows but what he really read was that she was asking him to make himself at home.  

He lets the car run for a few extra minutes, watching Donna through the front picture window, dancing with Patience and Alex. They’re spinning in circles, singing, and laughing.

“She’s so fuckin’ beautiful.”

“That’s the spirit,” Sam replies gently.

Dean turns off the engine and glances at his brother one last time before climbing out of Baby’s front seat and gathering the bags from the trunk. “You sure ‘bout your matchmakin’ skills, Sammy?”

“Yes,” Sam answers without hesitation or another word of explanation.

“OK, then,” Dean says, looking down into the trunk. “We got Christmas to do.”

Chapter Three

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