#Alex Mae age

[cheriladycl01]

Hi!

Could you please write something for whichever f1 driver you want with a reader who's a children's books illustrator and author? Maybe they get to know each other because his niece is obsessed with her books and he took her to one of her events.

I'd like to see how the grid and the media would react to someone so bubbly, kind, and creative!

Thnx!! <3

My sunshine - Lewis Hamilton x ChildrensAuthor! Reader

Plot: Lewis comes home to find his niece and nephew obsessed with one lady’s books! Little did he know you’d end up being his whole future!

“What you reading there?” Lewis asked as he grabbed some fruit from the fridge and started to cut it up. Babysitting was one of his favourite free time activities.

“MAE THE MAGICIAN” they both yell at him, making him pause cutting the fruit. He knew his niece really enjoyed reading but to see his nephew so excited about this book was odd.

“Mmmm what’s it about?” Lewis asks as he starts to make little snack boxes for the two, ready to take them out to the park.

“This girl called Mae, and she helps Gaia and George using her Magic tricks, she’s funny” the girl describes to her favourite Uncle.

“Woah, what kind of magic tricks does she do?” He asks.

“She makes sure their homework is complete and their beds are made for when their mum gets home!” His nephew explains.

“Oh and then this book is good to. Can we show you our library uncle Lewis” his nephew begs looking up at him with those puppy dog eyes that he couldn’t say no too!

He follows them up, being taken to one of the smaller bedrooms that was being used as as playroom/ library. There was an expanse of books, but what caught his eye was how many of the same author there were.

It was the same one as the book they were reading from earlier. It seemed she had lots of kids books varying in ages from very young, basically just pictures books, to a series of books which reminded him of the Rainbow Magic Series that his brothers girlfriend had read when she was younger.

They all had titles of careers with a matching name. Both boys and girls.

Alex the Astrologist

Bianca the Brain Surgeon

Colin the Conductor

Daisy the Dragon Tamer

Ethan the Ecologist

Freya the F1 Driver

Who?

That intrigued him.

“Have you guys read all of these?” He asks with wide eyes.

“Of course! She’s the best! Our favourite” one of them exclaims as they re-order books that had been misplaced.

“Which ones your favourite?” He asks his nephew.

“She wrote one about me! Called Kaiden the Karate Master” he exclaims making chopping actions with his hands.

“And you?” He asks Willow.

“She wrote one about me to called Willow the Writer” she says shoving the book at him happily to which he looks through looking at all the cute little illustrations to which he later researched that they were actually drawn by the author as well.

Upon doing further research and trying to get some of her latest books on pre-order he went down a rabbit hole, finding her instagram which was incredibly cozy and just what he expected from an author.

There was a few posts of her charity work and what she did around her community. The links led him to her official website where she had her various charities, an about her page that he couldn’t help but browse but he also saw a part where it showed up and coming events.

“Willow? Kaiden? How would you feel about going to meet Y/N Y/L/N, maybe get a few books signed?” He asks the next morning, wondering whether that would be something they were into.

“YES!” They’d both screamed.

He sent you a DM on Instagram explaining that he was planning on bringing his niece and nephew to your book signing in London. You replied immediately which shocked him, explaining you’d be more than happy to do a private signing afterwards for him and his family and how you were a huge fan of his.

At the book signing.

You were pretty exhausted after the public signing and needed to have a break and just grab a drink where your throat was on fire for talking as much as you had.

But within the hour you were ready to see Lewis and his niece and nephew. They were so polite to you when you stood up to greet them and what shocked Lewis even more is how easily you communicated to the younger kids.. It was like second nature to you how you used your hands to basically animate everything you say to make you seem so youthful and energetic.

“Hi I’m Lewis and this is Willow and Kaiden” he introduced and from after that he was insanely smitten with you, everything you did he would watch with wide eyes.

You spent the time interacting with the kids and signing the copious amounts of books that they had bought for you to sign. You also talked to them about upcoming stuff that they would enjoy where they had really liked your career series for young children.

“Hey I know you might think this is a little soon but I’d really like to take you out some time, for dinner” he asked one his sibling had taken the kids outside to the car say that he could ask you some more personal questions. They ranged from what you enjoyed to how you got into writing children’s books specifically.”

“Well, I think I would really like that, I don’t think I’ve ever been out on a proper date” she smiles looking down and blushing lightly at the comment.

”Never been on a proper date, I’ll have to treat you right then?” he smirks looking over you.

“Where would we go?” You ask politely starting to collect the books left over from the signing.

“Out to a restaurant or a movie, maybe a picnic at some point when it’s warmer the weather isn’t great right now” he says stepping closer to her.

After the book signing you and Lewis went on dates, lots of them and to say his niece and nephew were excited was an understatement you would randomly turn up to family events and they’d start to get your books early and not published Waterstones versions that normally were gifted to them.

“Baby I really want you to come to a race with me, I want to show you off to everyone there and how cute you are. I bet the grid will love you just as much as I do. Actually scrap that, that’s impossible” he smiles and you can’t help but giggle.

“Of course I’ll come with you Lew” you smile leaning across him and kissing his check, before gripping his hands and holding them.

“You ready to meet everyone?” He asks with that soft chocolaty voice that could make you melt.

“I think so, I’m just kind of nervous what they’ll think” you say a light blush forming into your face wondering if you’d embarrass yourself on camera, or if they’d ask you questions … it was hard.

“Well, for the record I know they’ll love you. You want a run down?” And you of course nod wanting to know as much as possible.

“Well, there’s my teammate Charles who you’ll probably meet first in the garage. You’ll love his girlfriend Alex she’s a diamond and you’ll talk about fashion no doubt!” He grins and you not trying to take in the names knowing more are to come.

He talks about his ex team-mates George and Valtteri and how you’d get on with both of them pretty well. He also knew Lando and Daniel would love you, as you all had very similar bubbly people personality’s.

He was excited to show you off to not just them but everyone, you weren’t like the other Hollywood Stars and actresses you were just so … normal? NOT that he would ever describe you as that, because that almost felt like an insult to you.

“Are you nervous baby?” He asks looking over to you as he pulls into the paddock.

“A little, I’ve never been around this many people here before” you say looking over to him, grabbing onto his hand on the gear stick.

“You’ll be fine, and you’ll finally get to watch me in my job. I love watching you write and draw but I want you to see what I do” he nods and you smile, loving this side of Lewis.

He had this intimacy that you’d never experienced with anyone else. Little things he appreciated knowing that you’d never had with anyone else.

You walked through the paddock together scanning your little pass on the thing seeing an awful picture of you come up that Lewis must have submitted.

“Lewis what the hell!” You asked gazing at the picture he’d chosen.

“What! I love that photo of you!” He smiles happily gazing at you looking at the picture that slowly disappears.

“Come on, let’s get you to the garage so you can get familiar with everything” he smiles a hand sneaking round your waist as he guides you through the bustling paddock.

When you enter Ferrari Garage your greeted by all the mechanics, a lot of them with young children knowing exactly who you are and wanting pictures to show their kids when they got home.

Charles and Alexandra greeted you only 30 minutes later and you and Alex got along great, taking Roscoe and Leo for walks around the paddock while she tried to help you adjust to all the hustle and bustle of life in motorsport.

“So how long have you and Lewis been together now?” Alex asked with a small polite smile.

“Oh! It feels like forever! He’s only been so sweet and like to me” you grin, your voice getting louder and louder as you talk about Lewis. Alex notices and can’t help but smile at how you’re talking about Lewis.

After meeting Alex and Charles the next people you ended up meeting was Lando and Oscar. Lewis had asked you to grab his water bottle from the car which he’d left behind and you got lost on your way back the two McLaren drivers immediately noticing and recognising you.

They helped you back to the garage just as they were being called for the race and that they needed to get into the car.

Then next thing you knew as you were watching Lewis come round a corner, a little drift as skidded in the gravel but caught himself well enough that it didn’t lessen his time too much.

Then you were casted on the TV screens and you couldn’t help but feel embarrassed.

You gave a polite little wave and grin to the camera before it panned off of you and back onto the race.

“And that’s Y/N Y/L/N she’s the current partner of Lewis Hamilton and she’s a very well known author of children’s books, ones that actually my own children read and I just know they are going to be kicking their feet that I got to meet her today” the commentator offers with a little chuckle.

“Yeah what did you think of her?” The other commentator for Sky Sports asks.

“Ah she’s just so sweet, she wouldn’t stop talking about her writing and I was more than happy to listen and she was so polite and happy and god’s I want her in the paddock more often, she’s such a little ray of sunshine”

After all the excitement, you had this energy around you that you couldn’t describe and it gave you loads of writing juices. You got home to the hotel that night and you wrote down all your ideas, sat in Lewis lap.

You knew for sure you’d be coming back to way more races and you’d been missing out!

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[laurenairay]

I'm still haunted by the memories - S. Crosby

Summary: Maeva thought five years was long enough to get over Sidney breaking her heart. Apparently not.

Words: 5.5k

This is my fic for @senditcolton​’s birthday bingo! I chose the bingo squares ‘wedding season’, ‘It was always you’, ‘free space – argument scene’, ‘second chance romance’, and ‘interrupted kiss’. I haven’t written a full fic for Sid in ages, so I really hope you like this!

Warnings: angst, past break up scene, exes to (potential) lovers

Title: Little do you know, by Alex & Sierra

~

“What am I to you?”

“What?” Sidney asked, confused.

“What am I to you? What do I mean to you?”

“What’s going on, Maeva?” he asked, frowning.

“Can you just answer my question please?”

Sidney frowned even more at the sharpness of her voice. “You’re my girlfriend. I love you. What’s going on?”

“You love me?”

“Yes! Mae, seriously…”

She could tell he was getting frustrated now, but that didn’t settle the gnawing feeling in her stomach.

“We’ve been together five years now. I love you more than I thought could’ve ever loved anyone. Five years of cheering you on no matter what. Five years of supporting you and the team and all the better halves as they’ve come and gone. Five years of always coming second but putting on a smile because I know hockey is your whole world. But I thought I would’ve at least had a part of it?”

“I don’t understand what you mean. Of course you’re part of my world,” Sidney said, confused.

Was he really going to be that cruel, to pretend he didn’t know what she meant?

“At the team get together this weekend, when we celebrated the latest Pens rookie getting engaged, someone joked to you about when you were going to put a ring on my finger too. But you just snorted and changed the subject…”

She trailed off, watching Sidney’s face pale a little bit, his reaction sinking like a stone in her stomach.

“I don’t…where did you hear that?”

“I was right behind you, Sid. I was right there and Kris & Cath saw me but you didn’t. They sent me pitying smiles and I hated it, Sid. Why don’t you want a life with me?” Maeva asked, her voice finally cracking as tears threatened to spill.

“We already have a life together. Why do we need to complicate it?”

“Complicate it? You think marriage is just a complication?” she shot back.

“I just don’t see why we need to put a label on things. We’ve got a good thing going,” Sidney huffed.

“Labels? Are you kidding me? I’m nearly 30, Sid, and all I have to show for the thing I’ve poured my heart into for five years is a couple of photos on your cup days? You won’t take me out in public, you don’t talk about me to anyone outside of your team and your immediate family, you can clearly drop me at any moment…are you ashamed of our relationship? Have I been wasting my time?”

“Damn it Mae, I’m not ashamed! I thought you understood that I like my privacy!”

That’s all he took out of it?

“I know you value it, Sid, but I didn’t think it would get to this point. I didn’t think you would go this far. I’m tired of being an afterthought to you!”

“And I’m tired of you being so insecure!”

Her breath hitched in her throat as a pang of hurt rang through her chest, and she could see a flash of regret immediately pass over Sidney’s face.

“Maeva…”

“I’m done. I can’t do this anymore, Sid. There is nothing wrong with wanting to feel appreciated and there is nothing wrong with wanting to know that I have a future to look forward to. Because apparently I don’t. Who knew that Sidney Crosby was such a commitment-phobe?”

~

Maeva glanced out of the airplane window, hazy memories passing through her mind as the plane started its decent into Halifax airport. It didn’t seem like it had been five years since her life with Sidney had fallen apart, almost as long as their just-over-five-years relationship. But the memories of that awful night still burned her heart like a hot poker. She may have left him that night, may have returned to Canada, but she hadn’t been able to move back to Nova Scotia. She’d tried, sure, but she’d only lasted a few months before the memories of their time there together was too much to bear too. It had felt right to flee to the other side of Canada, all the way to Vancouver where she was able to secure an apartment and a job where no-one knew who she was. Maeva had only visited her parents a few times in the five years since – and only when she knew he absolutely wouldn’t be there.

Everything had just hurt too much. It still did.

But now, for the first time in as long as she could remember, she was heading back to Cole Harbour in the summer. Her cousin Natasha was getting married, and her aunt had begged Maeva to come home to join her parents in attending. If it wasn’t for the fact that she and Natasha had grown up as close as sisters, Maeva would’ve found an excuse somehow – but she couldn’t bring herself to do it. All she had to do was survive the long weekend. It was late Thursday evening that she’d flown over, leaving Friday for wedding errands, Saturday for the pre-wedding celebrations, and Sunday for the wedding day itself - both ceremony and reception. She’d managed to book a flight home at midday on Monday, but she knew that this weekend was going to be a test of her strength.

Maeva had done so well to protect her heart for so long, and she didn’t want a few days back in Cole Harbour to ruin it.

It didn’t take long for her to pick up her suitcase and head to the arrivals area, a small smile crossing her lips at the sight of her dad waiting for her. Maeva could happily admit that she was a daddy’s girl, through and through, the two of them having the only blonde hair in the family, his quiet calm aura always making her feel happy and secure. That was one of the only things she regretted about not toughing it out in Cole Harbour – she didn’t get to spend the time with her dad that he deserved.

She made a mental note not to take that for granted this weekend.

“My little Maeva,” he said gruffly, warmth seeping into every word as he hugged her tightly.

“It’s good to see you. I’m…I’m sorry it’s been so long,” she murmured when they eventually separated.

“Oh don’t you worry about that. I’m just glad you’re home for the wedding. Lord knows I need a little more sanity in the house.”

Maeva just snickered, looping her arm through her dad’s as they started to walk out to the parking lot. “Mom’s succumbed to wedding fever then?”

“Happily skipped into crazy town, more like it,” he grinned, “I don’t think I can survive another day of folding bits of paper into little birds to decorate the tables.”

Maeva just grimaced, making her dad laugh. That sounded like her idea of nightmare chaos. “Any chance we can avoid most of the wedding prep tomorrow?”

Her dad just smiled indulgently. “Oh I’m sure I can figure something out.”

She really had missed him.

~

Just as her dad had promised, he managed to get the two of them out of the intense wedding preparations that the family were taking part in on Friday. The two of them went out for a long breakfast in the morning, before her mom could bundle her into the car and over to her aunt’s, and after a slow walk by the waterside, telling him all about her life in Vancouver and her small circle of friends and her low-key retail managerial career, they eventually made their way back to the house. Her mom was annoyed with them both, Maeva knew that much, but she couldn’t stay mad at Maeva for long, not really when she knew exactly why her only daughter never came home – and Maeva made up for it by ironing her dad’s shirt for the wedding and steaming his suit, her mom’s dress, and her own dress, while her father shined his shoes to her mom’s satisfaction.

There would be enough time to apologise to her cousin on Saturday during the welcome lunch up at Hatfield Farm, where 30 close family and friends would be staying overnight ahead of the wedding on Sunday (with the same 30 staying on the Sunday night). Thankfully the venue was only a 40 minute drive from her family home in Cole Harbour, so she would have plenty of time to make her flight back to Vancouver on the Monday.

She just had to get through the weekend first. One step at a time.

Saturday morning was as chaotic as Maeva thought it would be. Her mom had the three of them loading up her dad’s car like a military operation, checklist on clipboard included, to make sure that nothing was left behind, especially as their part of the family was in charge of the table centrepieces and fairy lights for decorating the reception hall. Once all of that, and their wedding outfits (and shoes and accessories) were ready, along with their overnight bags, it was coming close to midday, and with a picnic basket full of snacks and drinks for the little cabin that the three of them would be staying in, they hit the road.

Despite everything, it made Maeva smile as she recognised the other cars on their journey, all of them making their way to Hatfield Farm like a miniature invasion. The curse of a small town.

It didn’t take long to sort out the accommodation keys, and once Maeva had hung up her dress for the wedding (at her mom’s request to reduce wrinkles), she sprayed a little perfume and fluffed up her blonde hair before rejoining her parents.

“Ready to face the circus?” her dad grinned.

“Honestly,” her mom tutted, elbowing him.

But even she gave Maeva a worried glance.

“I’ll be fine. Cole Harbour may be a small town, but it’s not like Sidney can pop up everywhere,” Maeva said, trying to convince herself as much as them. “It’ll be good to celebrate Natasha’s happy day.”

“Atta girl,” her dad said gruffly.

Her mom just nodded, threading her fingers through her dad’s to silently lead them across the grounds to the main reception hall, where the welcome lunch was being held. They weren’t the last people there, not by any means, but they definitely weren’t the first. Maeva could see her cousin walking towards them with a big smile on her face, dressed in a gorgeous peach dress and looking radiant with happiness, and that joy was infectious.

Until Maeva glanced across the other side of the room, that is.

The sound of her breath catching in her throat was enough to make her parents look in the same direction, and her unflappable dad scowled in a way she’d never seen before.

“What is he doing here?” her dad asked lowly, lips pursing as he turned back to look at her cousin.

Natasha glanced over and cursed under her breath. “Sid wasn’t meant to be arriving until later. I was meant to have enough time to give you a warning, Maeva. Carl invited him but wasn’t sure if he could make it – they’ve been friends since they were kids.”

“Curse of a small town,” she murmured, her smile shaky.

She glanced back at him, thankful that he hadn’t noticed her looking yet, her heart racing in a way that made her feel sick as she took him in. Sidney looked good, of course he did. Broad shoulders, giant ass, and thick thighs filling out his suit so perfectly, hair dusted with grey in a way that only made him look distinguished. He was standing sideways, talking with Nate (of course Nate was here too) and a couple of other guys from their hometown, and as he laughed, head thrown back, the sound of his ridiculous honking giggle made her want to cry.

She wasn’t ready. How could she think she was ready?

Her mom subtly took her hand in hers, squeezing gently to reassure her, only making her dad curse under his breath again.

“Hey, you’re my cousin. If him being here is going to ruin your weekend, I can kick him out. I don’t care if his name is on the town sign – you are family,” Natasha said firmly, voice still quiet.

Tears stung at her eyes slightly at her cousin’s care, but she shook her head. No, no she had to face being in Cole Harbour at the same time as him at some point. She wasn’t going to let him ruin things, not this time. “It’s been five years. I’ll survive.”

Natasha just frowned, taking Maeva’s free hand in her own.

“You just say the word and he’s gone, okay? I haven’t had a chance to be bridezilla yet,” she said, grinning sharply.

Maeva laughed a little wetly, shaking her head again, squeezing Natasha’s hand and her mom’s to say thank you silently.

“Everything will be fine. There will be enough people here that you can just avoid him!” her mom said, smiling.

Maeva didn’t need to look at her dad as he huffed to know that just wouldn’t happen. But still, she had to believe it was possible or she wasn’t even going to make it through today. She could avoid him as much as possible – there was only so much her heart could handle.

“Drinks?” Natasha suggested.

“Hell yes,” Maeva sighed.

Drinks, then setting up the reception hall with the fairy lights, and bringing in all of the table centrepieces ready for the venue staff to set up in the morning. Then maybe some more drinks. She could handle that.

When she eventually went to sleep close to midnight, her heart was aching in the worst way – Maeva hadn’t expected to actually be able to avoid Sidney, but she also hadn’t expected to feel his eyes trailing her around the room for the entire day.

And she was dreading tomorrow even more, now that she knew he would be there.

~

Breakfast in the morning was a communal affair. The wedding ceremony wasn’t until 2pm, and the staff at Hatfield Farm were putting on a breakfast spread for all the guests from 7-9am, so Maeva was making good use of it, knowing she wouldn’t eat for hours after this. Her dress was a flowy one thankfully, so she didn’t have to worry about carb bloating – it was one of the reasons she’d chosen it, along with the fact at it was light and airy enough for the warm weather and a gorgeous shimmery gold colour that complimented her wonderfully. And it didn’t conflict with the beautiful lilac and cream wedding colours either, which was a bonus.

Her parents had already eaten and headed back to the accommodation, leaving Maeva to finish her orange juice in peace. Still, being back in Cole Harbour after all this time, surrounded by people that she’d left behind in her efforts to leave him behind…it was almost too much, and she found herself stepping outside for some air to clear her head.

One more day.

She could make it one more day.

But the moment that she heard footsteps walking over to her, she knew her luck had run out.

“I wasn’t sure if I was going to be able to get you alone.”

Hello to you too, Sidney.

“Why would you even want to?” Maeva said, voice cold and polite as she turned to face him.

Sidney just winced. “Mae, come on, you know why.”

Oh screw him. Shortening her name like he used to, playing with her emotions like that? No.

“No, Sidney, I don’t know why,” she said shortly, “We broke up five years ago, almost as long ago as the whole length of our relationship was – so what could you possibly have to say to me?”

“Please don’t be like this. I’m trying to apologise,” he said, frowning.

“Apologise for what, exactly?” she asked, folding her arms over her chest.

Sidney just huffed out a frustrated breath, putting his coffee mug down on a nearby table.

“Maeva, I’m serious. I’m trying to be the bigger person here and-”

“Are you kidding me? The bigger person? Our relationship ended because you couldn’t commit, Sidney, and you’re talking about being the bigger person like I’ve done something wrong?” she said angrily,

The nerve. What the hell.

“If you would just listen to me…”

“Listen to what? What could you possibly have to say to me?” she spat, cutting him off again.

“If you’d stop interrupting me then I could actually say it!” he shot back, shades away from shouting.

“Uh, guys?”

Maeva looked sharply to the left, seeing Nate standing there awkwardly looking like he’d rather be anywhere else.

“What, Nate?” Sidney said shortly, cheeks flushed.

“Uh, your mom is looking for you, Maeva,” he explained, grimacing.

“Thanks. We were done here anyway,” Maeva said coldly.

“No we…”

But she just stormed away, not letting Sidney finish, ignoring the hissed conversation between the two men, trying desperately to keep her composure until she was alone. Just as Nate said, her mom was glancing around, and the moment that she spotted her, her face fell.

“Let’s get back to the rooms to get ready, yes?” her mom said, pasting a smile on her face.

It was all Maeva could do to nod, letting her mom usher her along, the fire in her chest from their building argument fizzling away into an all-consuming black hole of sadness. Why would he confront her like that? Why would he want to unsettle her like that after all these years? She would never have thought of him as cruel, but this…this was the last thing she needed. Those few minutes were everything she’d been trying to avoid, and the wedding hadn’t even officially start yet – how was she going to make it through the rest of the day?

The moment that their cabin door was shut behind them, her mom whirled around to face her.

“Maeva, sweetie, what happened?”

She opened her mouth to explain, but all that she managed to do was start crying, tears streaming down her cheeks. Her mom let out an uncharacteristic curse, cradling her in her arms, only making Maeva sob harder. This is why she never came home. This is exactly why.

She didn’t know how long it took for her to calm down, for her sobbing and tears to fade to sniffles, and she was just glad that her mom hadn’t changed into her wedding outfit yet.

“Give me the word and I will get laxatives put in his drinks. I know people,” her mom said seriously.

Maeva choked out a laugh, smiling shakily at her mom’s attempt to cheer her up, but shook her head.

“It was stupid. Just stupid. I wish he wasn’t here but I’m not going to give him the satisfaction of leaving,” Maeva said sadly.

“You’re a braver woman than I am,” her mom said, huffing out a laugh.

“Nah, I get it from you, eh?”

Her mom just smiled shakily, giving her another quick hug before pulling back to rest her hands on her shoulders.

“Let’s get ready for this wedding. Have a shower and then I’ll help you with your hair,” her mom said firmly.

Maeva just smiled, nodding her head, heading towards her room as she heard the shower stopping. By the time she’d gathered her towels and underwear, her dad was back in the room he shared with her mom, leaving her to shower quickly. Leaving her with her swirling thoughts.

Even though minutes ago her blood was boiling with his audacity, her heart still ached for him. Up close the grey in his hair looked even better than she’d thought, the slight laughter lines around his eyes only adding to his appeal. His voice was a smooth as she remembered, his figure just as broad and overwhelming compared to her slight frame as it always had been. Even his intensity, his emotion, was exactly as she remembered, sending shivers down her spine.

She missed him.

And she hated it as much as she loved it.

She loved him. Even as much as she wished she didn’t.

It didn’t take her long to do her make up and put on her dress, and she blow-dried her hair to the point where it was manageable by the time her mom knocked on her bedroom door.

“Oh sweetie, you look beautiful,” her mom said, voice earnest and sweet.

Maeva just grinned back at her, twirling on the spot to watch her golden dress flare in the mirror.

Her mom laughed, rolling her eyes fondly as she guided Maeva to sit down on the end of the bed. She expertly twisted half of her hair up into an elegant bun, fixing it in place with a couple of bobby pins and a ribbon that matched the gold of her dress, leaving the rest of her hair to flow down her back in blonde waves. It was simple but refined, and she felt pretty the moment she looked in the mirror.

“Thanks mom. Let’s do this thing.”

“That’s my girl.”

~

The wedding was beautiful. Maeva didn’t know what else she expected though, if she was being honest. Natasha looked ethereal as she glided down the aisle, her fiancé crying a little when he saw her, and the two of them didn’t stop smiling at each other the whole ceremony. Maeva kept her eyes on them the whole time, even though she could feel eyes on her throughout the hour – she knew exactly who they belonged to, but she just couldn’t. She couldn’t, not at a wedding she knew she would never have.

All the guests moved into the reception hall, sitting at their assigned tables, Maeva sitting between her parents with each of them holding one of her hands like they didn’t want her to disappear. She could only imagine what her mom her told her dad about her breakdown this morning, but that was the last thing she wanted to think about right now. All through the wedding speeches Maeva sipped on her champagne, laughing at the appropriate moments, tearing up at her uncle’s heartfelt words, cheering the toasts to the new bride and groom. She could barely remember what she ate when the food came and went, but she dutifully ate under the watchful eye of her mom, making small talk with the other members of their table, answering politely to questions about her life in Vancouver, 6000km feeling even further away than ever before.

By the time the additional guests joined them all for the evening reception, Maeva was well on her way to being overwhelmed, but she joined the circle of people on the dancefloor to watch Natasha and her new husband in their first dance.

Just as the music started, a familiar figure stepped up next to her. Maeva froze, desperately trying to think of how to make a subtle exit, but Sidney gently pressed a flute of champagne into her hand.

“This is an apology drink,” he murmured. “I should never have lost my temper with you this morning.”

Not here. Not now.

She didn’t know what her face was showing as she glanced up at him but Sidney’s face just looked sad.

“Can we talk after their first dance finishes? Please?” he begged softly.

There was something in his voice that made her façade crack.

“Fine.”

She didn’t dare take her eyes off of Natasha and her husband for the rest of the dance, sipping the champagne flute, waiting until people started joining them on the dancefloor to slip away, Sidney subtly following her. Just off the side of the venue was a small courtyard, separated from the rest of the outside space by a trellis of flowers, just enough to give them a semblance of privacy.

Maeva put down the glass as Sidney joined her, wrapping her arms around herself partly as a guard, partly as comfort, her ex-boyfriend standing in front of her looking just as overwhelming as he always had.

“Thank you for agreeing to talk to me,” he started, smiling a little.

“What did you want to talk about, Sid?” she sighed.

“I messed up all those years ago,” he murmured.

No, no she couldn’t do this.

“Sidney I can’t,” she interrupted, shaking her head.

“Please, please just let me finish,” he begged.

She just bit her bottom lip, glancing away from him briefly to steel herself, before nodding.

“I have spent five years trying to think about what I would say if I ever got the chance to see you again. Five years playing the conversation over and over again in my head, going through every scenario, and right now in this moment, none of it is coming to my head,” he said softly.

That was so typically Sid.

“Forget what’s in your head. What’s in your heart?” she found herself saying.

He huffed out a laugh, nodding his head.

“I love you, Maeva,” he said, tears glistening in his eyes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh god this was the last thing she’d been expecting.

He still loved her?

“Do you love me too? Is there any chance that you still love me?” he asked desperately.

He still loved her?

Running on pure instinct, Maeva choked out a sob as she leaned up and kissed him, hands clutching at his shirt.

Of course she still loved him.

Sidney didn’t hesitate as he kissed her slowly back, cradling her face with both hands, pouring everything into the embrace. Maeva’s head swirled as her blood surged and her heart raced…and then a couple of wedding guests stumbled outside too, clearly drunk. They were mostly giggling and falling into themselves, so they didn’t notice Sidney and Maeva springing apart, and as they stumbled around the corner Sidney quickly took one of Maeva’s hands in his, breaking her out of her frozen state of shock.

“You still love me?” Sidney asked hopefully.

“That was so stupid. I shouldn’t have…we shouldn’t have…”

His face fell.

“Please don’t run away. Please don’t leave me, not again,” Sidney begged, interrupting her rambling words.

She couldn’t do this. She couldn’t do this.

“We can’t just go back to how things were, Sid,” Maeva said sadly, “We’re different people now, we’ve both changed.”

“Then let me get to know you again. And you can get to know me,” Sidney said desperately, “We still love each other – isn’t that enough?”

Maeva’s face must’ve looked as incredulous as she felt, because he squeezed her hand a little tighter, eyes burning with intensity. She remembered that look. It still had the same effect on her, knowing that Sidney was leading up to something heart achingly earnest.

“You are right, I’ve changed – I’m not the same man I was before. I made the biggest mistake of my life taking you for granted, letting you go when I should’ve fought for us, and I regretted it the moment I realised you’d truly left. My stupid pride kept me from reaching out to you in the first few weeks, and when I got over myself, it was too late.”

“Sidney…” she murmured.

“No-one would tell me where you went. Your parents wouldn’t talk to me, or to my mom. Your friends blocked my number. All Taylor could find out was that you were in Cole Harbor for a few months before you left for good and that you’ve barely been back since. I searched for you, for any sign of you, wherever I went and it still wasn’t enough. I wasn’t enough.”

“Sidney,” she repeated, tears stinging her eyes.

“I am so sorry, Mae. I love you. I always have – it was always you. It was always going to be you, and I’ve spent five years regretting every single moment of that stupid fight and everything I did leading up to it. As selfish as it is, I can only hope that no-one else has your heart. Can you ever forgive me?”

Maeva swallowed heavily, letting go of his hand to run shaky fingers through her hair in an effort to compose herself. This was everything she’d ever dreamed of hearing from him and it was also everything she’d dreaded. She’d spent so long in therapy building up her walls, repairing her heart, learning how to heal herself and protect herself from falling into this kind of heartbreak again.

But she loved him.

She loved him so deeply that she didn’t know how she could ever stop. Sidney Crosby was so intrinsically part of her that she knew that, being honest with herself, she didn’t know what a life without him looked like. It was one of the main things she still talked about with her therapist, her inability to accept anyone new into her heart, and she knew deep down that no-one would ever replace him, not truly.

But was she ready to just fall back into his arms.

“I don’t know if I can,” she said softly, and wow wasn’t the devastated look on his face heartbreaking? “I want to, Sid, but I have spent years trying to move on from you and I don’t think I can handle going through what we did again.”

Sidney let out a shaky breath, smiling sadly as his eyes shined with tears. “The last thing I want is to hurt you. I just…I want to show you that I’ve changed. I want to show you all of the love that I should’ve shown you five years ago. You deserve that much. You should have someone love you in every single way that you absolutely deserve.”

“Sidney…” was all she could murmur again.

Maybe it was her lack of refusal, or the softness in her voice, but Sidney took one of her hands again, squeezing it gently.

“I know that we have separate lives now. I know that you have created something wonderful for yourself without me. But all I’m asking for is a chance to start over,” he said softly.

“But how would that work with you in Pittsburgh and me in Vancouver?”

“You’re a Canucks fan now?” he grimaced.

Of course that was his priority. Still, she found herself choking out a laugh, shaking her head as Sidney flushed a little with shame. “I haven’t watched hockey since I left Pittsburgh. Vancouver was just the furthest I could get away and still be in Canada.”

The look that passed over his face was a curious mix of sadness, regret, and frustration, before it settled into the determination she’d known for years.

“Can I call you?”

“What?” she asked, frowning.

“Can I call you?” he repeated. “I’m still not on social media, other than whatever the team makes us do. I’m getting better at texting. Emails are so-so. But I would love to talk to you, to hear your voice. I miss you, so much.”

How did he know exactly what to say to make her heart cry out?

“Sidney, come on,” she pleaded, trying to ignore the lump rising in her throat.

But he didn’t back down.

“Tell me no, Maeva. Tell me no, and I will walk away. You know I’m not that guy – no means no, and if you mean it then I will never bother you again,” he said seriously.

“You know I can’t,” she murmured.

Sidney just let out a shaky breath, squeezing her hand again as a smile hopeful smile crept across his lips.

“So let me call you. We can start with baby steps. I know you have a life in Vancouver now…but I just want to be part of it. I wasted five years of my life without you because I was an idiot who didn’t appreciate the incredible woman I had – all I want is another chance. Do you love me?”

He really was devastating, wasn’t he?

“Do you love me?” he repeated, running his thumb over her knuckles.

“I do love you. I don’t think I know how to stop,” she said, feeling like an idiot but smiling anyway.

Sidney just smiled like he couldn’t believe his luck, and slowly lifted her hand to his lips, kissing her knuckles gently, keeping his gaze locked on hers.

“I love you, Maeva,” he murmured.

He kissed her hand again before gently lowering it back down to their sides, so much emotion in his face that Maeva didn’t know what else she could possibly do.

“You can call me. I’m making no promises, but you can call me,” she said softly.

The smile that spread across his face made her heart soar for the first time in years.

~

Little do you know how I'm breaking while you fall asleep? Little do you know I'm still haunted by the memories? Little do you know I'm trying to pick myself up piece by piece? Little do you know I need a little more time?

Oh wait, just wait, I love you like I've never felt the pain, Just wait, I love you like I've never been afraid, Just wait, our love is here, is here to stay, So lay your head on me.

[sharkmind]

fairly certain this was mae martin's dad's greg puppet with a little alex horne alongside

(cross posted so don't come for me for stealing, tumblr just took an age to upload)

[doyouknowthischaracter]

You've been asked before about 2 weeks ago, but I'm wondering if, with the new submissions, there's any new characters who've been sent in more than once (Hopefully by multiple people). Are there any who've been submitted more than twice now

For reference, I'm not going to list the ones that were repeated in previous submission batches, unless they show up again with the latest one, in which case they'll be added to the overall count. Previous list here if anyone's interested.

Let's see:

Ronan Lynch, The Raven Cycle x3

Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece x3

Sans, Undertale x3

Jessica Fletcher, Murder, She Wrote x3

Five Pebbles, Rain World x3

Crowley, Good Omens x3

Granny Weatherwax, Discworld x3

G'raha Tia, Final Fantasy XIV x3

Sam Vimes, Discworld x3

Haruhi Suzumiya, The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya x3

Murderbot, Murderbot Diaries x3

Captain Jack Harkness, Doctor Who / Torchwood x2

Data, Star Trek x2

Link, The Legend of Zelda x2

Tsukino Usagi, Sailor Moon x2

Eileen the Crow, Bloodborne x2

Zagreus, Hades x2

Olivia Dunham, Fringe x2

Jane Doe, Ride the Cyclone x2

Sylvain Jose Gautier, Fire Emblem: Three Houses x2

Mollymauk Tealeaf, Critical Role x2

Wallace Wells, Scott Pilgrim x2

Daan, Fear and Hunger: Termina x2

Alphinaud Leveilleur, Final Fantasy XIV x2

Nanami Kiryuu, Revolutionary Girl Utena x2

Gladion, Pokemon x2

Sylvanas Windrunner, World of Warcraft x2

Leo Fitz, Agents of Shield x2

Francis Crozier, The Terror x2

Maedhros, The Silmarillion x2

Vergil, Devil May Cry x2

Alex, Oxenfree x2

Tsume, Wolf's Rain x2

Niko, OneShot x2

Halt O'Carrick, Ranger's Apprentice x2

Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency x2

Qifrey, Witch Hat Atelier x2

Schmendrick, The Last Unicorn x2

Pamitha Theyn, Pyre x2

Dracula, Dracula x2

Gideon Nav, The Locked Tomb x2

The Audio Tour Guide, The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality x2

N, Pokemon x2

Ginko, Mushishi x2

Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H x2

Merlin, BBC Merlin x2

Vislor Turlough, Doctor Who x2

Roronoa Zoro, One Piece x2

Ishigami Senku, Dr. Stone x2

The Little Prince, The Little Prince x2

Soren, Fire Emblem x2

Blindspot, Marvel Comics x2

Tahu, Bionicle x2

Luo Binghe, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System x2

Hercule Poirot, books by Agatha Christie x2

Sakura Kinomoto, Cardcaptor Sakura x2

Beatrice, Umineko x2

Jerome Valeska, Gotham x2

Klaus Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy x2

Abed Nadir, Community x2

Dick Grayson, DC Comics x2

Dante Sparda, Devil May Cry x2

Utena Tenjou, Revolutionary Girl Utena x2

Johan Liebert, Monster x2

Siffrin, In Stars and Time x2

Foo Fighters, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure x2

Snufkin, Moomins x2

Mae Borowski, Night in the Woods x2

Haruhi Fujioka, Ouran High School Host Club x2

Anders, Dragon Age x2

Wen Kexing, Faraway Wanderers x2

Hopefully, I didn't miss any! You'll see some of these sooner rather than later as they're already in the queue, and a couple have already been posted before.

[itcameuponamidnightqueer]

okay so it only took me a month after the end date to finish the summer bingo card from @queerliblib! yes, i could have kept going to fill out the rest of the squares, but that would have taken me til the end of the year at least. i really appreciate this challenge for the way it required me to look for books beyond what i gravitate toward naturally (short stories: not usually my thing!)

full list of marked off squares under the cut:

genre fiction: hearts still beating, brooke archer (zombies) coming of age: last night at the telegraph club, malinda lo comfort read: everyone i kissed since you got famous, mae marvel comic, manga, or graphic novel: becoming who we are: real stories about growing up trans, various artists/authors (collected by sammy lisel) memoir: how far the light reaches, sabrina imbler

poetry: space struck, paige lewis queer pulp fiction: i am a woman, ann bannon short story anthology: love after the end: an anthology of two-spirit and indigiqueer speculative fiction (collected by joshua whitehead)

format swap: the story of silence, alex myers (read as an ebook instead of audio) indigenous author: love after the end

main character doesn't share your identity: red, white, & royal blue: casey mcquiston lambda award winner or nominee: lavender house, lev a.c. rosen set in the past: even though i knew the end, c.l. polk

book with a protagonist older than 40: something to talk about, meryl wilsner set in the future: the long way to a small, angry planet, becky chambers

[dontlookheswatching]

Im bored and also working on a big post with some head canons about several characters with ref sheets, so im gonna make a birthday list real quick. I tried to keep a lot of this as canon as possible, but I have changed some ages and some birthdays aren't accurate because for some of these characters nothing would show up. Itll be going in order from January to December, 1st to the last day of the month.

January:

-Rogue(Heather Sam Marshall) - January 7th. She's currently 24, and her zodiac sign is a Capricorn.

February:

-Hoodie(Brian Hiatt Thomas) - February 5th. He's 24, and his zodiac is a Aquarius.

March:

-Eyeless Jack(Jack Zin Nyras) - March 15th. He's 24, and his zodiac sign is a Pieces.

April:

-Judge Angels(Dina Angela Clark) - April 2nd. She's 26, and her zodiac sign is a Aries.

-Alex Kralie - April 4th. He's 27, and his zodiac is a Aries.

-Sally Mae Williams - April 5th. She's physically and mentally 8. Her zodiac is a Aries.

-Ben Drowned(Benjamin Scott Lawman) - April 23rd. He's 22, and his zodiac sign is a Taurus.

-Ticci Toby(Toby Erin Rogers) - April 28th. Hes 22, and his zodiac sign is a Taurus.

May:

-Seedeater - May 27th. His zodiac sign is a Gemini. He is a creature that does not age, just exists.

June:

-Jeff the Killer(Jeffery Alan Woods) - June 2nd. He's 23, and his zodiac sign is a Gemini.

-Lost Silver(Jae-Ing) - June 6th. Hes 22, and his zodiac sign is a Gemini.

-Skitles(OC) - June 24th. He has no age. His zodiac sign is a Cancer

Kate the Chaser(Kate Miller Hayes) - June 25th. She's 25, and her zodiac sign is a Cancer.

July:

-Nina the Killer(Nina Rose Hopkins) - July 24th. She's 20, and her zodiac sign is a Leo.

-The Puppeteer(Blake Simon Smith) - July 25th. He has no age. His zodiac sign is a Leo.

August:

-Candypop - August 1st. He has no age. His zodiac sign is a Leo.

-Hobo Heart - August 3rd. He’s 23, and his zodiac sign is a Virgo.

-Eyeless Lulu(Lulu Mary Millers) - August 6th. She’s 15, and her zodiac sign is a Virgo.

-Occisus(OC/Samantha Lin Locke) - August 11th. She’s 24, and her zodiac sign is a Virgo.

September:

-Jane the Killer(Jane Eve Richardson) - September 1st. She’s 23, and her zodiac sign is a Virgo.

-HeartFixer(OC/Jamie Noel Martinez) - September 3rd. She’s 25, and her zodiac sign is a Virgo.

October:

-Bloody Painter(Helen James Otis) - October 1st. He’s 24, and his zodiac is a Libra.

-Suicide Sadie(Sadie Dawn Myers) - October 21st. She’s 20, and her zodiac sign is a Libra.

-Zero - October 25th. She’s 23, and her zodiac sign is a Scorpio.

-NightOwl(My boyfriends OC/Lin Felix Gaspar) - October 29th. He’s 25, and his zodiac sign is a Scorpio.

Nurse Ann(Michelle Ann Quesnberry) - October 31st. She’s 28, and her zodiac sign is a Scorpio.

November:

-Clockwork(Natalie Gwen Oulette) - November 6th. She’s 23, and her zodiac sign is a Scorpio.

-Sonic.exe - November 7th. He’s 15, and his zodiac sign is a Scorpio.

-Tails Doll - November 7th. He’s 15, and his zodiac sign is a Scorpio.

-Jason the Toymaker - November 15th. He doesn’t have a age. His zodiac sign is a Scorpio.

-Lure(OC) - November 17th. Hes 21, and his zodiac sign is a Scorpio.

-Dark Link(Shadow) - November 21st. Hes 21, and his zodiac sign is a Sagittarius.

-Jay Merrick - November 23rd. Hes 26, and his zodiac sign is a Sagittarius.

-Smile Dog - November 27th. He has no known age, as a hellhound. His zodiac sign is Sagittarius.

December:

-X-Vrius(Cody Swann Diller) - December 9th. He’s 21, and his zodiac sign is a Sagittarius.

-Homicidal Liu(Liu Vicki Woods) - December 21st. He’s 24, and his zodiac sign is a Sagittarius.

-Laughing Jack - December 25th. He has no age. His zodiac sign is a Capricorn.

-Lazarus(Lazarus Dae Swann) - December 25th. He’s 12, and only ages every two years due to being part Zalgoid. His zodiac sign is a Capricorn.

-Masky(Timothy Que Wright) - December 26th. He’s 25, and his zodiac sign is a Capricorn.

-Kagekao - December 29th. He’s 27, and his zodiac sign is a Capricorn.

[eclipian]

Backrooms Headmates

reminder beings will almost definitely not turn out exactly as described, and these can be edited and changed as needed.

number of members: 2

divider credit

picrew credit

“If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas …”

Name: Ø , Olivia , Rosette , Rue , Vanta , Vee , Samantha , Sato , Saturn , Sienna , Sol , Java , Cora , Siri , Quinoa , Alex , Alexia , Cindy , Clementine

Age: 23

Pronouns: She/Her , Shx/Hxr , Sh-/H-r , Sh_/H_r , Sh?/H?r , Sh!/H!r , Almond/Almonds , Alone/Alones , Echo/Echos , Odd/Odds , Weird/Weirds , Danger/Dangers , Data/Datas , •/•s , ∅/∅s , ?/?s , !/!s , 0/0s , 1/1s , 2/2s , 3/3s , 4/4s , 5/5s , 6/6s , 7/7s , 8/8s , 9/9s , :(/:(s , :)/:)s , =(/=(s , =)/=)s , _/_s , ⌛️/⌛️s , ⚠️/⚠️s

Gender: Female Butch-Futch , Backroomic , Backroomaesic , Sollicigender , Eeriroomic , Erokoric , Feverdreaman

Attaction: Lesbian , Studial Attraction , Melestudial Attraction , Experial Attraction

Other IDs: Backroomsvesil , Weirdcoreaestelic

Species: Human

Role: Memory Handler , Archivist , Lorekeeper

Aesthetic: Liminal Space , Traumacore , Weirdcore , Analog Horror

Name: Color , Rainbow , Red , Orange , Yellow , Green , Blue , Indigo , Purple , Pink , Poly , Alex , Andi , Mae

Age: Unknown

Pronouns: They/Them , Thxy/Thxm , Th-y/Th-m , Th_y/Th_m , Th?y/Th?m , Th!y/Th!m , Love/Loves , Lucid/Lucids , Rainbow/Rainbows , Color/Colors , Red/Reds , Orange/Oranges , Yellow/Yellows , Green/Greens , Blue/Blues , Indigo/Indigos , Purple/Purples , Pink/Pinks , Enity/Entiys , Enity14/Enity14s , •/•s , ?/?s , !/!s , :(/:(s , :)/:)s , =(/=(s , =)/=)s , _/_s , 🌀/🌀s, 🌈/🌈s

Gender: Cisgenless , Backroomic , Backroomaesic , Pancoloraesic , Sochrosiale , Irisucrelle , Rainbowview , Rainbowgender , Unrealen , Feverdreaman

Attraction: Pan , Backroomallion , Aesthetic Attraction

Other IDs: Assigned Creature at Creation , Backroomsvesil , Rainbowvesil , Backroomhearthic

Species: Enity 14 a Rainbow

Roles: Embracer , Janusian

Aesthetics: Liminal Space , Nostalgiacore , Dreamcore

pt: name, age, pronouns, gender, attraction, other ids, species, role, aesthetics

[lxmitlxss]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Mobile Friendly Muse List

as of 08/29/24

Canon Characters

Pandora Hearts:

Xerxes Break

Gilbert Nightray

Vincent Nightray

Elliot Nightray

Levi Baskerville

Vanitas no Carte:

Noé Archiviste

Vanitas

D. Grey Man:

Allen Walker

Lavi Bookman

Marian Cross

Tikki Mikk

The Ancient Magus Bride:

Elias Answorth

Ruth

The Millionaire Detective: BALANCE UNLIMITED:

Haru Kato

Moriarty the Patriot:

William James Moriarty

Sherlock Holmes

Angels of Death:

Zack

Trigun/Trigun STAMPEDE:

Vash the Stampede ( both versions )

Nicholas D. Wolfwood ( both )

Millions Knives

Meryl Stryfe

One Piece:

Sanji Vinsmoke

Zoro Roronoa

Trafalgar Law

My Hero Academia:

Izuku Midoriya

Shoto Todoroki

Denki Kaminari

Shouta Aizawa

Keigo Takami (Hawks)

Dabi

Jujutsu Kaisen

Yuji Itadori

Megumi Fushiguro

Nobara Kugisaki

Satoru Gojo

Suguru Geto

Yeah I haven't finished this one so BE KIIIIIIND

K Project

Yashiro Isana

Saruhiko Fushimi

Reisi Munakata

Izumo Kusanagi

Durarara!:

Izaya Orihara

Shizuo Heiwajima

Shinra Kishitani

Masaomi Kida

Bungou Stray Dogs

Osamu Dazai

Doppo Kunikida

Chuuya Nakahara

Atsushi Nakajima

Sigma

Jouno Saigiku

Tetchou Suehiro

Honkai Star Rail

Trailblazer

Dan Heng

Welt Yang

Aventurine

Veritas Ratio

Kafka

Boothill

Gallagher

Serval Landau

Sampo Koski

Seele

Huohuo

Genshin Impact

Tartaglia

Kaveh

Albedo

Baizhu

Bennett

Xingqiu

Heizou

Venti

Detroit Become Human

Gavin Reed/GV900

PROMARE

Lio Fotia

Lucia Fex

Bluelock

Rensuke Kunigami

Wataru Kuon

Reo Mikage

Hyouma Chigiri

Danganronpa

Byakuya Togami

Junko Enoshima

Leon Kuwata

Yugioh

Yugi Mutou

Yami Yugi

Joey Wheeler / Katsuya Jonouchi

Seto Kaiba

Ryou Bakura

Yami Bakura / Bakura

Duke Devlin / Ryuji Otogi

Jaden Yuki / Judai Yuki

Syrus Truesdale / Sho Marufuji

Yusei Fudo

Crow Hogan

Leo / Lua

Marvel

Tony Stark

Loki

Hawkeye

Bucky Barnes

Clint Barton

Moon Knight ( Marc & Steven )

Steve Rogers

Thor

Phil Coulson

Bruce Banner

Peter Quill

Rocket Racoon

Steven Strange

Eddie Brock ( mix comic/Sony )

Full Metal Alchemist

Edward Elric

Alphonse Elric

Winry Rockbell

Van Hohenheim

Maes Hughes

Alex Louis Armstrong

King Bradley

Lust

Greed

Envy

Final Fantasy

Cloud Strife

Reno

Squall Leonhart

Vivi Ornitier

Tidus

Yuna

Rikku

Paine

Vaan

Balthier

Prompto Argentum

Ignis Scientia

Servamp

Lawless

Shadowhunters

Magnus Bane

Supernatural

Castiel

Doctor Who

Tenth

Jack Harkness ( req only, might end up discord only )

BBC Sherlock

John Watson

Black Butler

Sebastian Michaelis

Ciel Phantomhive

Alois Trancy

Finnian

Mey-rin

Ronald Knox

Mashle: Magic and Muscles

Mash Burnedead

Dot Barrett

Ghost Hunt

Kazuya " Naru " Shibuya

Hazbin Hotel

Sir Pentious

Magi

Judar

Yunan

Sinbad

Jafar

Aladdin

Mythical Detective Loki Ragnorok

Loki

Dragon Age

Male Mage Hawke

Fenris

Persona

Joker/Ren Amamiya

Sojiro Sakura

Munehisa Iwai

Yu Narukami

Makoto Yuki

Tatsuya Suou ( req, discord prefered )

Princess Tutu

Ahiru/Duck

Fakir

Mr. Cat

Droccelmeyr

Pike & Lillie

Pretear

Himeno Awayuki

Hayate

Sasame

Kei

Go

Mannen

Hajime

Shin

Petite Princess Yucie

Arrow/Arc

Gaga

Cube

Soul Eater

Soul Evans

Death the Kid

Dr. Stein

OCs can be found over on @beyondlxmits

[avdiobliss]

Here is my proper introduction post because my old one is shitttt

Hi, I’m Eli, or Avdio, or Dio, or Bliss, honestly I’m okay with anything. My pronouns are He/Him! I am a TransMasc, so expect random ass LGBTQIA+ posts for the shits and giggles!

I’m 16, but I will sometimes repost NSFW fics, purely because I was on Wattpad at the age of 12 and have become desensitised to it lol

I swear a LOT

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Into, Across and Beyond!: Hypothetical Casting and Theme Songs

I was having a bit of a think about who might hypothetically voice the project's cast (yeah, I'm not truly hiring any VAs for the project), and with help from @becdoesthings and others, I've thought about these roles: (Any music themes picked out for the characters will be in brackets like this)

Blur Gang

William Corkery Jr. as OMT!Tails

Ryan Drummond/Jason Griffith as CR!Sonic

Linda Larkin (Jasmine; Aladdin) as OMT!Mina and EV!Sally

Jaleel White as Mini Sonic and Underground Sonic (alongside the other two cartoon Sonics)

MCStudioProductions / @mcgamejolter as Mr. Needlemouse

??? as EX!Alice

Pete Capella ('06 Silver) as D-Sides Mighty

Lisa Ortiz as Black Knight Amy

Drift & Miss (Sonic GT) as CU!Sonic

Natalia Wojcik (Annie, Little Einsteins) as CU!Sonia

Ashleigh Ball as Nine

Emma Watson (Hermione, Harry Potter) as CR!Sonia

Jake Lloyd (Anakin, Star Wars Episode I) as CR!Manik

Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) as Nitro/Chris Smith (Year 1 for every version of the character under 14, and Year 2+ for those aged 14 and over)

(Where Fire Lives from Natlan (Heosmin Remix); Nitro.DLL)

SFG1235 as Antho

??? as Ex-Prince Brian

Nominal Dingus as Hog

Sarah Grace Stiles (Spinel; Steven Universe) as Wacky

??? as Devy

??? as Smol Devy

Nicole Tompkins (Jack-O, Guilty Gear -Strive-) as Trip

Quill Society

Jason Griffith (Sonic (X to Unleashed)) as EV!Sonic and X!Sonic

Mae Whitman (Agent Xero; The Modifyers) as Tekno

??? as Amy Rouge

??? as Zonic

??? as CD Alt Ending Sonic

Lacey Chabert as E-21

Christopher Daniel Barnes (Miguel; Edge of Time) as Lost Memory Sonic

??? as Turbo

??? as Fiona

Alex Ness (Blaster-Tron; Skylanders) as Emperor Metallix

Roger Craig Smith as LEGO Sonic

@gemontumb as Tlels

Andi Lott as Carol Tea

??? as Sarah Henderson

??? as Barry

??? as Milly

Adam McArthur (Yuji Itadori; Jujutsu Kaiden) as Blitz!Tails

Martin Burke as Sonic.RAW

Lisa Ortiz as Superstars Amy

Bill Wise as OVA Knux

Martin Burke as OVA Sonic

??? as Rob O' the Hedge

??? as Water Sonic

??? as Fleetway Amy

??? as Stella the Cat

Ashleigh Ball (Applejack; My Little Pony FiM) as Bunnie Rabbot

??? as Nicky Parlouzer

Charles Martinet / Juno Songs as Somari

Abluemoon88 as Sara

Max "LandyRS" Henderson as Chaos Adventure Sonic

Mel Blanc as S1 Fang the Sniper

Kristin Fairlie (Bridgette; Total Dramarama) as Millie the Fox

Villains

One More Chance

Ike Amadi (The Darkness, Skylanders: Superchargers) as Sonic.OMT

One More Hero

@becdoesthings as Eggman Nega

??? as Shadow Emerl / Uma Arachnis

Stephanie Sheh as Zeena

Erica Mendez (Ryuko Matoi, Kill la Kill) as Surge

Christopher Pellegrini as Johnny

Prequel Points

Charlie Adler (both his Snively and Corroder roles) as Snively

Long John Baldry as Dr. Beeman and AOSTH Robotnik

More than One Universe

??? as Shalian

??? as Crossover Realm Corrupt

??? as Talrareth

??? as AVA!Corrupt

??? as Richard Ambersilve

@jordangaming101 as Sonath

??? as Curse

Into the Sonic-verse

??? as Dr. Finitevus

Phil Hayes as Scratch

Garry Chalk as Grounder

Ian James Corlett as Coconuts

Max "LandyRS" Henderson as Scourge

Suzy Finn as Rosy

Arion "MiiToons" Rashad as Walter Naugus

Maurice LaMarche as Sleet

Peter Wilds as Dingo

Matt Hoverman as Dark Oak

Kirk Thornton as Boom Shadow

Jacaris (Vs. Sonic.exe) as Fleetway Super Sonic

??? as Kit

Lee Majdoub as Agent Stone (who replaces Aaron Davis from Earth-199999)

??? as Superstars Fang

Many More Heroes / Cosmic Discoveries

??? as Gemerl / Anti-Miles

??? as Chaos Emerl / Speedy

??? as Crimtake

kkirby99 as most of the Hues of Metal

??? as Legends/Nexus Robotnik

Tails of Trials

??? as Dr. EggOmega

MaimyMayo as Original Sonic.exe

??? as Green Mountain Sonic/End

Into the SEGAVerse (and beyond)

??? as Kaiser Greedy

??? as Reala

Other stars

Roger Craig Smith as OMT!Sonic and Boom Sonic

Ryan Drummond as Superstars Sonic and SRB2 Sonic

Kate Higgins as EV!Tails

Corey Bringas as Superstars Tails

Connor Bringas as SRB2 Tails

Amy Palant as X!Tails

Travis Willingham as OMT!Knuckles and Boom Knuckles

Dave B. Mitchell as EV!Knuckles

Dan Green as Superstars Knuckles and X!Knuckles

Michael McGaharn as SRB2 Knuckles

Cindy Robinson as OMT!Amy, EV!Amy and Boom Amy

Jennifer Douillard as SRB2 Amy

Sarah Wulfeck as OMT!Cream

Michelle Ruff as EV!Cream

Kath Soucie (Sally's SatAM role) as OMT!Sally

Deem Bristow as OMT!Robotnik and SRB2 Robotnik

Arion "MiiToons" Rashad as most Eggmen in the multiverse, alongside Mr. Tinker

Max Mittleman (Arataki Itto, Genshin Impact) as several versions of Mighty

Issac Ryan Brown (Gus Porter, The Owl House) as several versions of Ray

Maurice Lamarche (Mortimer Mouse, House of Mouse) as most versions of Fang

Patrick Gilligan (Alex, Street Fighter 3) as all versions of Bark (who talk)

Lizzie Freeman (Yanfei, Genshin Impact) as all versions of Honey the Cat

Darkbox as Exeller and [REDACTED]

??? as XE!Sonic

Tom Hardy (Venom) as Xenomorphic

Clement von Franckenstein (Boss Cass, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger) as Grand Battle Kukku XV

ApocalypseTitan characters

Sarah Nicole Robles (Luz, The Owl House) as Kaede Titan/Detective Ghost

??? as Apocalypse Titan

??? as Max Cartwright

??? as Ms. Brenda Ciprianni

??? as Samuel Ciprianni

Mae Whitman (Amity, The Owl House) as Luna

??? as Olivia Kennedy

??? as Danny

Dee Bradley Baker (Fire Lord, Hero Factory) as Dr. Razereye

??? as Benny

??? as Abigail Razereye

My characters

??? as Lucia

??? as Karilvatch

??? as Amelia Walten

Benjamin L. Valic (Child Movie Sonic) as Evo Smith

Bella Ramsey (Hilda) as Rosie Smith

??? as Wade

Mobiverse

??? as Mobiverse Tails

??? as Mobiverse Sonic

??? as Mobiverse Cream

Freedom Planet

Dawn M. Bennett as any version of Lilac

Aimee Smith as any version of Milla

??? as Carrie Mei

??? as Jett Capriasa

??? as Chiasa Sun

??? as Marshmallow

Undertale / Deltarune

ShyrennVA (Saying a Lot of Things) as Frisk (Glitchtale - Prepare Yourself)

wintermelon (Inverted Fate) as Chara

Sean Marquette (Mac, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) as Asriel

Retrovisity as Kris (Deltarune)

FNF characters

Brady Noon (Raphael, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem) as Benjamin Miku

??? as Grace Dearest

??? as Pico N. Grounds

??? as ErrorSky

??? as IAB!Benjamin Fairest / IAB!Soft Benjamin

Bradley Pierce (Tails; Sonic SatAM) as Evan

@yuriharu567 as Holly

??? as Bently Forceloyed (Mr. Kitty - Glycerin)

??? as Isabella Fondsmith

Tracey Moore (Usagi Tsukino/Serena, Sailor Moon) as BluBuni

Funkinverse (only any that have spoken in my posts)

Jerry Jewell (Kusuo Saiki) as Agent Cam "Blueballs" Malicious

Laura Bailey (Injustice 2 Supergirl) as Gracie/SNS Girlfriend

Alex Hirsch (Bill Cipher) as Grimbo / The X

Greg Cipes (Omniverse Kevin Levin) as Kenji Tensei (Virtual-On - Sweet Tragedy of Dreams)

Ellen Wong (Knives Chau from Scott Pilgrim) as Aloe Mano (Virtual-On - High Ground (SoniNeko Mix))

Miscellaneous

??? as Nova the Hedgehog

??? as Daisy (The Wrath Soul)

Ben Schwartz as Movie Sonic

Colleen O'Shaughnessey as Movie Tails and Boom Tails

Idris Elba as Movie Knuckles

MCStudio as Max Chaos

Prime universe and Shatterverse

Deven Mack as Sonic Prime

Ian Hanlin as Shadow Prime, Big Prime and the Shatterverse Bigs

Ashleigh Ball as Tails Prime and the Shatterverse Tails's

Shannon Chan-Kent as Amy Prime and the Shatterverse Amys

Kazumi Evans as Rouge Prime and the Shatterverse Rouges

Brian Drummond as Eggman Prime and Mr. Dr. Eggman

REJECTED

Tara Strong (considered for Tekno and BluBuni, but her irl behaviour leaves a lot to be desired)

Mike Pollock (considered for most Eggman variants, but his controversial opinions on the Israeli-Arab Conflict made me scrap that plan)

[lostonehero]

What remains after eternity

Did you get what I hinted at?

They've been back in New Texas a year. The gods decided to let them relax for a moment as they adjusted their bodies to deage them because, like hell, they would let them die. Thomas is the oldest, only by 6 minutes, who was humming along to a recording of his father. Thankfully, the five of them managed to get a job at this museum while the fucking deities fix the pesky problem of aging. Thankfully slowly so it's not as painful as last time.

"Hey fuckface." Mae comes up from behind slapping the back of Thomas's head. "Did you hear the news?"

Thomas huffs. "Nice to see you too, Sallie Mae." He turns to face his twin. "No? Aren't you with Alex? You know how they get when left alone."

Mae rolls her eyes. "Alex is fine. There's some massive commotion right by the edge of town. Something about a giant ship landing."

"So? It's not as if we don't get no visitors. The museum is popular." Thomas crossed his arms.

A woman runs between them. "Fuck you guys! Fucking shit!"

"Damnit, Janet, I told you to stay with Alex and Trevor!" Mae huffs.

"The ship! The fucking ship!" Janet takes a breath she ran as full pace to them. "It's the fucking Aurora!"

Mae and Thomas stare at her.

"Ex fucking scuse me?" Thomas looked around to the empty museum floor which only happened at closing. "What the fuck do you mean it's the Aurora?"

Mae shakes her head. "No impossible, that ship was destroyed, and dad was the only one left. I don't give a shit what this museum claims. We all fucking know dad left because that inspector came and picked him up. He wouldn't leave for any other reason."

"Mae's right. The gods would have to get involved to make him leave. If it's him I'm eating my fucking hat." Thomas huffs. "Might as well see what the fucking hype is."

Janet scoffs. "I know damn well what I saw, Tommy. We've seen the impossible." She starts to head back, and her two older siblings follow.

.......

"So what is this important thing you want to share with us?" Nastya raised her brow.

Jonny stares into the curious crowd that has formed about their ship. "You'll realize once I take you there." He frowns and reaches out to hold Tim's hand. "It's not exactly something I have ever shared. I don't even think this museum they built has that information."

"Sad?" Tim's voice was quiet as he was relearning to talk.

"Bittersweet." Jonny sighs. "I'm happy it happened. I'm not happy how it ended."

Tim nodded seemingly understanding, but it was hard to tell as he regained more of himself it was a very slow process.

"Sand Skipper, whatever it is, we'll all be here for you." Valerie ruffles her hair as she steps out barefooted on the burning hot sand.

Marius pats Jonny's shoulder. "I wonder what your museum is like. Did you tell them to call you captain?"

Jonny elbows Marius, but there's a smile on his lips. "Fuck you. I ain't as full of myself as you."

Lyf chuckles, pulling Marius out of the ship. "For once this is a moment I can appreciate my species is practically extinct. I would die from the embarrassment alone for having a museum dedicated to myself."

"I would love that inspector. It would be my personal sanctuary." Marius's nose bleeds red as Lyf punches him in the face, but there was a slight green tinge. "Oho, are you flirting?"

"Fucking shit Jonny look at what you started." Ashes snickers. "Also, your shadow has already wandered off into the sands."

Jonny blinks, staring at the spot Tim was in. "How the fuck does he do that?"

"My theory is the plants." Carmillia sighs. "Mostly because I literally don't understand how they work."

Raphealla tugs Carmillia along. "He still doesn't know what it means to make noise."

Jonny shakes his head. "Ivy?"

"I'm going to grab every book they have on you." Ivy says quietly, walking out of the ship.

"Of course you are." Jonny shakes his head and is the last one to leave Aurora. Brian left silently, giving him a hug. He should probably find Tim first before he shows everyone the memorial cave.

........

"Like Jonny." Tim's voice was incredibly soft.

Trevor and Alex both shriek in surprise.

"Fucking shit. How the in the world did you sneak up on us?" Trevor rubs his face. "Wait fuck me, you're Gunpowder Tim."

"Just Tim." Tim tilts his head staring at the two.

Alex was the odd one with both a male and female set of horns and mixed features, but she obviously takes after Jonny, both of them do. "Ok, just Tim, what are you doing?"

"Look like Jonny." Tim seems to be studying them.

"Right, well, we should." Alex looks to Trevor, who just shrugs. "Why are you here?" They try to ask again.

Tim tilted his head. "Museum."

Trevor raised a brow. "You mean the D'ville museum?"

Tim nodded his head and smiled. "Husband museum."

"He does view you as his partner." Trevor smiles softly. "Alright, you're lucky we work there."

"Yeah we'll show - what the fuck!" Alex slaps Tim's hand off their tail. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Don't get lost." Tim pauses and frowns. "Don't want to get lost."

Alex takes a breath. Something was clearly wrong with him. They knew better than to pry, and he seemed actually scared to get lost. They groan and hold their tail out. "No pulling."

Tim lights up. "Ok!"

Trevor raised his brow at his sibling. "Seriously?"

"Oh fuck off something is clearly wrong with him." Alex huffs. "Besides, there has to be a reason they're here. He can't be the only one on the ship."

"Well, I know that, but still." Trevor sighs. "I know that's a sensitive issue for you. I can just let him grab mine."

"No, it's fine." Alex crosses their arms as they move forward. "He's obviously way too out of it to truly hurt me, and I can defend myself. You're here too, so I'm not worried."

Both look back at Tim who seems completely unaware that they are talking about him.

"Right.... yeah, I really don't think he's a threat. Also, what's up with the greenery?" Trevor looked over Tim, who was wearing a sleeveless version of his trench coat and jorts. He didn't have shoes on and both knee that human feet aren't made for the blazing sand.

"I have no clue. Anyway, we're here." Alex stops, and Tim nearly crashes into them.

Tim points at the building. "Museum?"

Trevor nods. "Yeah, this is the museum. Hopefully, Thomas is here to figure this out, or even Mae."

"Janet fucked off before this ass showed up, so I highly doubt she would be help." Alex turns and yelps in shock.

"Jolly Good, You Made Friends Tim." A wooden being in uniform salutes.

"Hi TS." Tim waves.

"I thought dad made that up." Trevor blinks.

"Mae told us she saw it, but I didn't believe her." Alex shakes their head.

"Nastya Asked Me To Find You On Behalf Of Jonny." TS grins.

Trevor and Alex stare at each other.

"Da- D'ville is here?" Trevor stares at the wooden creature.

"Husband is here." Tim smiles. "I went faster than him."

"You Share Similar Features To Jonny." TS marches forward. "Keep Up Timothy. We Have Much To See."

Alex rushed forward. "W-wait, we work here. We can show you guys around."

"Jolly Good." TS smiles.

Trevor clears his throat. "We can start at the beginning and move from there. It's a lot, so please do follow along and stay close."

Tim nods and holds onto his tail.

Alex mumbling. "Ok, he does that to everyone. I feel less gross now."

.......

"Hey." Ashes stood over the three talking among each other who were looking at Aurora.

Thomas spins around. "Hello!" He glares at his sister's who giggle at him.

Ashes looks to Nastya next to them and raised a brow.

"Don't look at me. You wanted to ask the locals." Nastya rolls her eyes. "I wanted to know what they were planning with Aurora."

Mae snickers with Janet.

"Fuck off both of you." Thomas huffs and his tail lashes behind him. "We ain't doing shit to your ship."

"Not that he can. Ass can't even figure out how to fix a table." Janet snickers.

"He fucking set a toy set on fire." Mae starts to laugh. "There wasn't even any electricity."

Thomas groans. "You both are fucking useless. I'm going back to work."

Ashes smirks. "Where you work, kid?"

"The fuck you calling a kid?" Thomas narrows his gaze at both who are clearly much taller than him.

"You obviously." Nastya rolls her eyes.

The two women stop laughing.

"Relax, Thomas, we ain't here for trouble. We work at the D'ville museum." Mae sighs. "Most foreigners always stop there when they visit anyhow."

Janet shrugs. "We can show you both if you want. It's nothing spectacular if you don't enjoy history." She nudges Thomas.

"Yeah, yeah." Thomas cracks his neck relaxing. "What are you guys even doing in New Texas? It's not exactly a great tourist trap. Most species can't handle the heat."

"I'm normally cold, so this is a much needed change." Nastya smiles. "Why talk so lowly of this museum? I've heard many amazing things D'ville has done to this planet."

"Because it ain't special." Thomas rolls his eyes and marches forward. "We know for a fact that D'ville never wanted a museum and wanted his legacy to fade to dust."

"As everything dies except him." Mae continues. "What's the point of saving it if death forgets you?"

"The people should be smart enough to not fuck up and repeat past mistakes." Janet has a small smile. "And if not, burn it down and start again."

Ashes hums. "Have you practiced that?"

Thomas snorts. "It's a bedtime story. We grew up on them."

"It ain't nothing." Mae clicks her tongue. "The people here will tell you the same shit."

"If yer local the memorial is where you actually visit to be respectful not the fucking museum." Janet crossed her arms. "Everyone should know that."

"They ain't local." Mae elbows her. "Besides, I highly doubt they want to visit a graveyard."

"They could be into that." Thomas shrugs.

"We are not." Nastya says as curiosity eats at them.

"You literally fuck Aurora." Ashes scoffs.

"And?" Nastya rolls her eyes as they reach the museum.

Valerie was outside smoking, seemingly waiting for Jonny to join her. "Everyone else is inside minus my boy. It seems the tour guides have drummed up quite the spectacular show." She looks up, staring past Nastya and Ashes. She nearly drops her cigarette. She easily covers her shock and takes a deep inhale, and blows out smoke.

"Fucking shit they promised no grand shows without us." Thomas rushed in leaving his sisters behind.

"He always gets pissy when he can't lead." Mae chuckles. "However, it's been a while since we've put on a show."

"A show?" Ashes looks bemused.

"Stories, tales to be told, history laid out to behold." Janet motions with her arms. "Entertaiment for the gods and beyond."

"Weather you believe it or not, it happened, and history bares the ugly true of time." Mae continues. "So welcome to the tragic show, and even with endless time, happy endings are near impossible to find. So sit, relax, and don't leave till the tales are finished." She chuckles. "We should probably join them. You three are welcome to watch." She grabs Janet's hand.

"Yeah, come on, it's always good fun." Janet smiles and heads inside with her sister.

Nastya blinks as shock washes over her. "I... you.... they..."

"No fucking way." Ashes stares mouth agape.

Valerie smiles. "I'm a grandmother." She heads to the door. "My sisters are going to be pissed they refused to come."

.......

Jonny frowns as he enters a cave just a ways off from the museum. Something was wrong. This place shouldn't have been touched. He set traps that he knows would last thousands of years. He made his way deeper into the cave to find the memorials. What he didn't expect was to find it to be lived in.

At each of the names he carved lay a makeshift bed. There was a collection of personal items by each bed. And Jonny felt his breath catch in his throat as he saw items that he knew he gave to his children. There was a banner hanging that read. "God's are letting us rest but won't let us fucking die. Our humble home."

Jonny can feel tears stream down his cheeks. They were alive, they vanished because of some bored deities fucks, but they were still alive. The stuff.... oh fuck the stuff. It was worn, yes, but from use, not abandoned time. Oh fuck that means.... he had to get to the museum.

........

The crowd goes wild as the five finish.

"See, I told you." Thomas smiles wide.

"Told us what? We were doing fine without you." Alex rolls their eyes.

Trevor sighs. "You guys weren't even here at the start." He motions to the crowd. "They came without you."

"You wish pea brain." Mae sticks out her tongue. "Ain't that right, Jan.... where did Janet go?"

Thomas scans over the crowd and shrugs. "Who knows, probably to get snacks or something. She's the motherly one."

"No, that's you." Trevor playfully tugs his horns.

"Maybe she just had to fucking pee? Don't make a big deal about it." Alex sighs. "Speaking of which, what bathroom am I feeling today?"

"They aren't even divided by gender." Mae scoffs.

"Oh fuck off." Alex snickers.

Valerie approaches the four. "That was quite impressive."

Thomas pulls to the front. "Thank you, ma'am. We've had a lot of practice."

"I can tell. What's your name, young man?" Valerie smiles.

"Thomas, my twin sister is Sallie Mae, but she goes by Mae."

Mae waves and smiles seemingly studying Valerie.

"Next is Alex. Their full name is Alexander, but they perfer Alex."

Alex smiles and nudges Mae. "It's rude to stare."

"She looks like dad." Mae whispers back.

Alex pauses as their eyes widen. "Bullshit."

"After that would be Janet, but she slipped away, and the youngest is Trevor, but he happens to be the tallest, which compared to other species isn't tall." Thomas chuckles.

Trevor shrugs. "I don't need to be tall. I just need to be taller than you asshat."

Thomas pushes him. "Oh, shut up."

......

"You are way too big for me to carry you." Jonny says but still holds his daughter in his arms. "Do you guys like to give me a heart attack?"

"Can't you've got a ticker." Janet giggles through happy tears burying her face in her father's shoulder.

Jonny chuckles. "Oh, you've got my wit still. Where are your siblings, you little monster."

"Ah! You missed us performing." Janet, let's go and stands. "Dad, holy shit we have so much to tell you. The gods are a bunch of fucks but that doesn't matter."

Jonny sighs. "Use the bathroom first."

"I don't have to."

"Yes, you do. Why else would you split off?" Jonny gives a knowing look as his daughter stomps off to the bathroom and returns after she finishes.

"Don't look so smug." Janet huffs.

"I'm allowed to be smug. I'm your father, and I'm right." Jonny chuckles as Janet hugs him again.

"Yeah, yeah." Janet grabs her father's hand, and they run off to the main showroom.

Valerie was talking to Alex. "Your horns are quite impressive."

"Oh, thank you, it's not that impressive. I merely identify as both of our parts yaknow how it goes, our bodies adapt." Alex shrugs.

"Oh, I understand. I just never seen such a perfect example like yourself." Valerie chuckles as Alex lights up red.

"W-well, thank you." Alex goes to ask about Valerie's scars when a loud crack silents the room.

Thomas was laughing as he shook his head. He ran full force, and his horns collided with his father's. "Fuck." He stops and pulls Jonny into a tight hug.

"Still got that thick skull of yours." Jonny chuckles, patting his back. "Come on..." He stops as that crack alerted the others, and he lay under the co.bined weight of his five kids. He chuckles. "Aren't you lot a bit too old for this?"

The five giggle.

Valerie walks over and smiles. "Seems like you've got your hands full, my little Sand Skipper."

Jonny manages to squirm out from underneath. "Alright, spawns line up." He smiles wide, watching his kids scramble to their feet and line up in age order. His crew was behind him, curious, waiting with baited breath. "These are my children, different parents obviously, but they are all mine don't have those marks anymore but ya know."

"Five times." Valerie smiles and pats her son's back.

"No three times, these two fucks decided to fight for first place." Jonny points to Thomas and Sallie Mae.

"I won." Thomas chuckles until Mae elbows him in the stomach.

"That's what you get for bragging." Jonny smiles. "Ain't ya learn to be humble by now?"

"He ain't." Trevor snickers.

"He's just a mother hen." Janet smiles.

"Eh I told you fucks to take turns." Jonny crosses his arms never losing his smile. He shakes his head and turns. "These are my kids. Apparently, the gods have taken a liking to them and refuse to let them die. Guess we got that in common. Don't you say a fucking word you awful cunt of a doctor."

Carmillia opens her mouth, and no words come out as Valerie puts away her smoking gun.

"Again, you have to teach me how to shoot that quick." Jonny shakes his head. "Anyway, this is my mother, the actual first mechanism, and your grandmother. And this is my crew, and a former space cop."

"Asshole." Lyf mumbles with no real bite still in shock from the fact Jonny has children, and they love him. Also, the fact that apparently he gave birth to them, he was in no way prepared to learn that about the man.

"That is Lyfrassir Edda, as you know from the bifrost, and Yog Sogoth special little man." Jonny snickers.

"Again you're a fucking dick." Lyf rolls his eyes. "How the fuck did you even have kids?"

"New Texans are a hermaphrodite species. We have both working sexes. Our horns present on what gender we prefer." Alex raised a brow like this was common knowledge. "How long have you've been traveling with my dad?"

"Wow, there a bunch of yous." Nastya smiles. "I like them."

"That is Nastya." Jonny smiles. "Next is Ashes. They can tell you how to run an empire and hoard gold for tax purposes."

Ashes tips their hat. "You're going to have to teach me how to do that smokey eye, Trevor."

"It's actually genetic, but thanks?" Trevor shrugs.

Jonny sighs. "Their asking how you get your eye markings to pop."

"Ohhhhh yeah I i can teach you." Trevor nods.

"I want to test all of them." Raphaella is held back by Lyf from going forward.

"I will gut you." Jonny scowls. "That's Raphaella. Stay away from her lab. Yes, Mae, you can stab her if she tries anything, but no biting."

Mae crosses her arms. "That just ruins the fun of it."

"That goes for Marius as well. He is actually poisonous, and it will kill you." Jonny points to Marius who waves.

"Is that the same Marius that made you grow mushrooms in your mouth?" Thomas asks, looking over at Marius.

"Yes." Marius smiles

"Weird." Thomas hums, and Marius deflates.

Lyf snickers.

"Now the one with red hair and not at all suited for this environment is Ivy. She's going to probably steal your journals." Jonny shrugs.

"I will give them back after they are uploaded to my archive." Ivy replies emotionless.

"I Am The Toy Soilder." TS salutes.

"You're still as creepy as ever." Mae frowns.

"Thank You." TS smiles.

"Our pilot, drumbot Brian, who is now not entirely metal but bio metal due to the gods keeping him as a pet." Jonny motions to Brian, who waves.

"Do you still have the switch?" Janet smiles with curiosity.

"No?" Brian raised a concerned brow.

"Damn, that would have been cool." Jannet snaps her fingers.

"And finally, this is Tim, my husband. He's still recovering, but he can talk again and answers to his name." Jonny smiles softly as he could at Tim.

Tim smiles. "Babies?"

"Tim, they're adults." Jonny sighs. "It's a."

"Your babies." Tim seems to correct himself.

Jonny seems to light up. "Yes, they are my babies. Tim's recovering, as you can see, there isn't anything quite like human cruelty." He pauses. "You fucks can move I ain't your keeper."

Jonny's kids giggle and begin to crowd around Jonny.

......

"What happened to Tim?" Mae sat next to her father.

Jonny frowns and leans back in his seat. Tim was sitting with Trevor and Janet. Alex was talking to Ashes, and Thomas was in a debate with Lyf and Marius. "As I said, humans are cruel creatures. He's recovering from the removal of toxins and uranium removed from his brain, preventing it from properly healing for thousands of years. He's slowly regaining his memory, and Raphealla just gave him back his voice, but it's not.... I'm trying to adjust and wait."

Mae leaned on her father's shoulder. "That sounds like something you hate."

"Well, I've changed. I fell in love with you guys first."Jonny smiles softly.

"I think marriage is supposed to come before kids." Mae elbows, Jonny who chuckles.

"Since when do we ever do anything properly?" Jonny sighs. "So is what Janet said true? These deities really stopping you guys from aging and dying?"

Mae nods. "Yeah, picked us off as soon as however turned 25. That's why we disappeared." She frowns. "For what it's worth, none of us wanted to leave."

"Well, kids are supposed to branch out from their parents." Jonny smiles, brushing a stray lock out of Mae's face.

"Since when do we ever do things the normal way?" Mae smiles back gently, headbutting her father.

"I suppose you're correct." Jonny smiled, pulling her into a half hug. "So tell me of your travels."

"I think the weirdest thing was seeing a you before us. Also TS is really fucking creepy. The gods don't excatly care about timelines." Mae smiles. "You were a real violent prick."

"Of course I was." Jonny hums. "And TS grows on you."

"I don't like that." Mae makes a face.

Jonny chuckles.

........

Tim was following Alex around, not saying anything, but it was obvious what he was doing. He was humming something that only made sense to him.

Alex sighs and stops, and Tim crashes into them but doesn't fall. "Why are you following me? Look, dad already explained whatever is going on with you, and I get that it sucks but why are you following me?" They growl.

Tim tilts his head. "Jonny's baby." He points at Alex.

"Yes, Jonny is my father." Alex pauses watching Tim get frustrated. "That isn't what you meant." They sigh. "Come on ill help you find my dad."

"No." Tim crosses his arms, and the vines seem to move and twist. "I'm Jonny's husband."

"Yes, and I'm happy for you two. Haven't seen dad happy with someone in a long time. Or, like ever, to be honest." Alex raised their brow as Tim grabbed their shoulders.

"My babies now?" Tim stares down at them.

Alex pauses a moment for it to register. They smile softly. "Oh, dad doesn't like to share."

"My babies?" Tim seems to be getting excited.

"Sure, why not? Second dad, then I uh Whoa." Alex breaks out into a wide grin as Tim picks them up.

"My baby now!" Tim grins walking off carrying Alex.

Alex is giggling as Tim carrys them into the next room.

Thomas raised a brow, spotting the two. "So what's up with that?"

Brian pauses and follows his gaze. "I really don't know, but they both look happy."

Thomas sighs, approaching Tim and Alex. "What did y- fuck."

Tim has adjusted Alex on one shoulder and put Thomas on his other shoulder. "Babies."

Alex starts to laugh.

Thomas red faced. "W-what? Put me down!"

Brian can't help but smile. "Hey, Tim what are you doing?"

"Jonny's babies, now my babies." Tim smiles brightly.

Alex laughed harder.

Thomas groans. "I appreciate that you want to take us in, but we are adults and just put us down. We have a dad already."

"My babies now!" Tim grins. "Gonna collect."

Brian sighs and smiles. "Tim you can't carry all of them."

"Babies!" Tim marches forward.

"I don't think that will stop him." Alex sighs.

"This is humiliating." Thomas groans.

Brian follows them along. "I, for one, want to see how this goes."

Trevor snickers spotting the three. "Oh, are you two in time out? This is fu- Ugh." He lets out a soft groan being thrown on top of Thomas. "What the fuck?"

"One of us!" Alex giggles.

Thomas sighs. "You are way to fucking happy with this."

"Babies!" Tim giggles, not slowing down in the slightest.

"I... is this how humans adopt?" Trevor sounded incredibly confused.

"The fuck if I know, but dad's gonna be pissed, and I for one can't wait to see that." Alex chuckles. "I think he thinks that we're his now because he's married to dad."

"So that means he's going to carry us?" Trevor huffs.

"To be fair, I thought he would collapse by now. Dad always talked about how skinny he was well is." Thomas sighs.

"If he collapses, we're going on top of him." Trevor sighs. "Oh hey Brian."

Brian waves. "I want to see where this goes."

"All aboard second dad train!" Alex pumps their fist, not paying attention as Janet is scooped up and on top of her. "Fuck."

"Hey guys, so why are we being carried?" Janet hums, holding down a bag of chips. "Want some?"

"Why are you fine with this?" Thomas huffs.

Janet shrugs the best she can in her position. "I know Tim's mind isn't all back, and he seems happy. Also, I can't wait to hear what dad has to say about this."

"Am I the only sane one here!?" Thomas groans.

Trevor chuckles. "You're just anti fun."

"Am not. He's going to hurt himself." Thomas sighs. "Just because they can't die doesn't mean they can't get hurt."

"To be fair to Tim, he hasn't actually broken a sweat, let alone stop." Brian muses.

"Tim hasn't sto - Ah." Mae barely has a chance to register as Tim scoops her up. "Why are we being carried?"

"Babies are mine now!" Tim smiles wide.

"That doesn't really explain this." Mae blinks in a bridal carry.

"Tim married dad, so he is claiming us as his own kids or babies." Thomas rolls his eyes.

"I honestly thought he would collapse with two of us." Alex grabs the chips from Janet.

"I wonder how much he can actually carry now." Trevor muses.

The sound of Valerie laughing is heard. She is cackling bent over.

Jonny stares. "Tim put my children down."

"My babies!" Tim smiles wide.

"First, they're adults." Jonny sighs. "And they aren't yours." He shrieks when Tim grabs him with a vine and holds him up as well.

"All mine!" Tim smiles.

Valerie laughs harder.

"Fucking put me down! For fucks sake Tim." Jonny huffs.

"No." Tim hums.

Jonny's kids start laughing.

Brian takes a few photos.

:Aurora chat:

Brian posted a picture.

Ashes: When the fuck did Tim get shredded?

Ivy: This is actually cute.

Lyf: That's really adorable.

Marius: now I miss my kids

Lyf: you had children?

Ashes: What the fuck

Marius: I adopted, and they died in the civil war regardless kids went first yaknow taken out and shot.

Nastya: That's really depressing

Lyf: I'm gonna find you now.

Raphealla: that's really fucked up.

Ashes: yeah fuck it I'm joining you two fuckheads

Brian: the more I learn about your life on your homeworld the more I want to blow up an actual planet like Tim.

Valerie posted a picture of Tim with all of Jonny's kids and Jonny on top laying on top of him.

Valerie: All my children in one place. Also, Marius, I'll make you some stew with a nice warm mug of tea.

Marius: fuck yeah stew

TS: I Have Joined The Pile.

......

"So I've been meaning to talk to you." Thomas leans against the wall of the cave. "You're Yog Sogoth acolyte, or whatever you call yourself."

Lyf furrows his brows. "What?"

Thomas raised a brow. "The god picked you and made you immortal. You're not the only one of them yaknow. We're actually waiting for them to be fair. Think this is the first time they've dropped us off here to deage us slowly? Nothing but toys to those fucks but eh we got to see our father again so it ain't that bad. Real tempted to take his offer to join yaknow, but someone has to keep the four others from killing each other."

"There's others like me?" Lyf blinks stunned.

"Yeah, did you think there was only one god? I mean fuck there's the god killer running around the stars and you think there's only one? Fuck I would kill to meet the god killer." Thomas shakes his head. "Can't reverse what's been done yaknow, you'll be alive till the end of time itself, so will everyone else. Hopefully, the gods keep us around. We can spend that end with our dad."

"God killer?" Lyf frowns. "There's a person like that?"

"I know it's a woman, but besides that, she's impossible to track, but the gods adore her even with a name like hers." Thomas sighs. "So what are your plans for eternity?"

"Figure out what the fuck it means to be an acolyte." Lyf frowns. "Stay with Marius and the others. How long do you guys stay here?"

Thomas shrugs. "It really depends on how old we are when we are dropped off. We were in our 70s, and now we are approaching 25 again. Normally, the others are here within the first decade to chill and spend time on New Texas while they wait for us to deage."

"What's it like getting older?" Lyf crosses his arms.

"Peaceful. I like the gray hairs I get, but it never lasts." Thomas motions to head back deeper into the cave. "Come on, we've got enough stuff. You guys can stay here with us as long as you like instead of going back to Aurora."

Lyf nods and follows him deeper into the cave.

Jonny is nodding off next to Janet and Mae. Tim was using his legs as a pillow. Marius was on the other side. He made a nest of the blankets and pillows he was given. Valerie was reading a story quietly to Trevor and Alex, who were doing their best to stay awake to listen.

"Lyf, join me." Marius whines. "You belong in my nest."

Thomas raised a brow.

"Don't ask, his species apparently nests when expecting or in heats, and he has been doing that for that past decade and can't explain why his behavior changed. Raphaella thinks it's his body healing, mistaking it with child, or he's horny. At this point, I can't tell you the answer either." Lyf sighs.

"Huh, I thought our friends were the fucking weird ones." Thomas pauses. "I really thought dad was exaggerating."

Lyf shakes his head, heading close to Marius, and he is grabbed and put in the nest. Marius is purring loudly latched onto Lyf.

Thomas wanted to ask healing from what, but he decided that's a question for tomorrow.

.......

Hands nudge Jonny. He huffs and screws his eyes shut tighter. "Is anyone dying?"

"Well, no.. but." Mae stops.

"Is anyone violently ill?" Jonny sighs.

"Well, maybe." Mae pauses.

Jonny sits up, raising a brow. "The fuck you mean may-" his ears twitch finally hearing a soft haunting melody from a violin. He could feel his stomach drop and bile rise in his throat. "Mae, wake your siblings and get them out."

"Dad?"

"Sallie Mae, listen to me. Wake up your siblings and get out of this fucking cave." Jonny's tone didn't leave room for am argument as Mae rushed off waking everyone.

Besides quiet confusion, one glance at their father made them line up and out of the cave.

Tim sat up, confused. "Violin?"

Jonny watched Lyf slowly wake up. He rubbed his eyes.

"Marius, I told you this is an awful way to wake me up, especially after everything I told you." Lyf yawns nudging Marius.

Marius stops playing and smiles, staring at Lyf. "Hello there, I'm Marius Von Raum. Who are you?"

Lyf swallows. "Marius, this isn't funny."

"Do I know you?" Marius pauses. "I'm waiting for my friends."

"No, no, no. No!" Lyf snaps as a rainbow static fills the cavern, killing every living thing in its path.

Jonny wakes up to singed clothes, and thankfully, nothing else is ruined, there wasn't even blood stains. "Hello?"

A haunting violin begins to play.

The sound of Lyf crying is heard. "F-fuck. I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. I didn't mean to... Marius, I'm sorry. I'll wait for you. I'll wait for you like always."

Tim tilted his head. "Marius is sick."

Jonny nods. "Yeah, he is." He gets up. "Come on, I have to make sure my kids didn't get caught in the crossfire."

Tim nods and grabs his tail, and follows him out.

.......

Valerie raised her brow. "Why are you five up and outside at this time in the morning?"

"Why are you?" Alex retorts.

"Nightmare, and to use the bathroom." Valerie crossed her arms. "Now tell me again why are you out here?"

"I woke up dad because Marius was playing his violin and didn't stop. Dad told us to leave, and so we're waiting." Mae sighs.

Valerie frowns. "Shit." She lights up a cigarette. "Lyf isn't going to handle this well."

"What do you mean?" Janet raised a brow before jumping back as a rainbow static shoots out of the cave, thankfully not hitting any of them.

"That mostly." Valerie sighs. "Lyf has no control of his powers when strong emotions take hold, and he's been practicing using his powers as well. I ain't certain, but Marius probably is gone again."

Trevor frowns. "He did mention something about a bioweapon."

Everyone is silent as Jonny stumbles out with Tim. The haunting violin follows the two as Lyf is directing Marius to exit.

[firstprince-ao3feed]

Schlorp of True Love a Fairytale

by mae Summary: In a world where the bottom’s hole spontaneously prolapses when meeting his soulmate, “heterosexual��� Alex Claremont-Diaz meets Prince Henry at a televised state dinner. What happens next is the stuff of fairytales and myths. OR ~soulmates but make it enormous dicks and stretchy holes Words: 6367, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Philip Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Catherine Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Ellen Claremont Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Crack, Alternate Universe - Crack, can we make cracktober a thing?, Soulmates, schlorp, this is so the most unserious thing, BUT ENJOY IT ANYWAY, It's a Fairytale, Kinda, alex is so tired of all of them, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Prolapses, Fisting, ellen claremont shade, henry and alex don't have great mothers, pip is a history nerd, he's done a lot of research about schlorps, Dual Schlorp of Ages, the least romantic soulmate reveal, yes it's worse than the soulmate goose, Don't Say We Didn't Warn You, The dove is alive but you still shouldn't eat it, fisting ceremonies, immortal soulmates, immortalizing jizz, Goldschlorper via https://ift.tt/cmDlkeN

[stitched-mouth-vs-the-world]

Maybe now is a terrible time to say I am now writing for Yandere Simulator characters, but whatever.

I don’t support Alex’s actions and am not fond of him in the slightest. I’ve always thought he had major pedo vibes and whilst he didn’t actually touch a kid, I don’t doubt he hasn’t dreamt about it or even possibly done it and not been caught…

I think Yandere Simulator started out as Alex’s fetishisation of teenage girls, the game very much so feels gears to men who are attracted to barely legal girls, even though I imagine the majority players who are interested in completing the game (IF it’s ever finished) are women.

But it was absolutely started to sexualise underage girls.

So when I say I write for the characters, I mean only in SFW ways. I will not be writing for any of the students in a nsfw way because they are all children to me. I think Alex has said before they are all 18… but come on, majority of them are 16/17. He clearly only said that as an excuse for the sexualisation.

I think the only 18 year olds in the game are Ayano and Megami. And I’m just guessing here, based on personality. But even so, I won’t be writing nsfw for them because I don’t know for sure they are 18+ and I’m not interested in attracting any pervs who play the game.

I will be writing smut for the Guidance counsellor though, can’t stop me.

Also, a few years ago I write a slightly nsfw work for Info-Chan. I’ve decided now that that’s problematic and will not be doing that again. I know we don’t know her age or if she’s a student for sure but I don’t care. I’m not writing smut for someone unless I know for sure they are 18+.

So the students will only be writing SFW for are:

• Ayano Aishi (Yandere-Chan)

• Ryoba Aishi (Student) (Yandere-Chan’s Mother)

• Megami Saikou (Student Council President, 10th Rival)

• Kuroko Kamenaga (Student Council Vice President)

• Shiromi Torayoshi (Student Council Treasurer)

• Info-Chan

• Uekiya Engeika (Garden Club Leader)

• Oka Ruto (Occult Club Leader, 4th Rival)

• Budo Mastua (Martial Art’s Club Leader)

• Miyuji Shan (Light Music Club Leader)

• Kaga Kusha (Science Club Leader)

• Midori Guri (Green Green)

• Homo Kurusu (Science Club’s Roboticist)

• Mutsumi Rokuda (Bully Leader)

• Honami Hodoshima (80s School Librarian)

• Kencho Saikou (Megami’s Brother)

So these are the characters I will write nsfw for:

• Genka Kunahito (Guidance Counsellor)

• Ryoba Aishi (Adult) (Yandere’s Mother)

• The Yakuza

• Mae Kunahito (80s Guidance Counsellor / Genka Kunahito’ Mother)

Don’t think for one second I’m posting positively about Yandere Sim to show support for Alex. I hope he drowns in pedo allegations because I’m convinced he’s done more than just inappropriate convos with minors.

In case you didn’t follow my previous blog, I’m quite strict when it comes to relationships with minors. I don’t interact with them nor do write smut about them. I also don’t age up characters just to sexualise them, I said that a lot on my last blog because I’m apart of BNHA fandom and there is so much age uping of minors just to sexualise them over there. Aging up a character just to sexualise them is just as bad as writing smut about a child.

This means I also won’t be age uping anyone in my SFW section above to write smut about them. So no, “Imagine adult Ayano’s kink—-“ requests, stop RIGHT THERE.

Alex doesn’t profit off fanfics about his characters which is why I’m so comfortable writing for them.

I’ll post a real masterlist when I’m bothered. I have so many masterlists to rewrite now, thanks Tumblr.

[conceptalbon]

drop the all hunger all restraint and poised bones annotated playlist bestie

i wanted to actually link the full spotify playlist here but i don't want to doxx myself and remaking it would take ten thousand years SO i'm going to add my comments here and link it later cool cool

1. i'm a fool to want you by billie holiday

this aligns with soulbond!george so perfectly in my head. his perspective on the whole relationship is that it's doomed from the start; he knows alex is not in love with him since before they share their first kiss, he knows this relationship will end before it even starts.

he promises himself he will end it on multiple occasions and yet he can't bring himself to do it. he wants to minimize the heartbreak of losing alex by breaking it off on his own terms but every time the possibility of it becomes real (especially during the infamous George Bakery Breakdown or, as we in the business call it, the gbb) he falls apart.

'i'm a fool to want you // pity me, i need you // i know it's wrong, it can't be right // but right or wrong i can't get along without you'

like come onnnnn it was ghostwritten by sb!george

2. wish on an eyelash by mallrat

i found this when i was nearing the end of the writing process already and went insane over how well it works with sb!au. literally almost every line is about them my god. but especially 'made a wish on my birthday // talk about you to heaven // i plan my days all around ya // planets orbit around ya'. it's so short but it talks about yearning and devotion in such a specific and hard-hitting way

it also works very well with a certain space au. 'i was lost till i found ya'? yeah.

3. futile devices by sufjan stevens (original version)

ah yes the song about how words fail when your feelings are too strong. in a story about characters whose feelings are so strong they literally develop a telepathic bond because they can't use their words. i am SORRY okay i love sufjan so so so much and age of adz is an incredible album and this song specifically creates a mood like no other does. this might be at the top of my spotify wrapped this year with how much i've listened to it and i adore the word choices in it and i am insane over it forever and always.

4. the bug collector by haley heyndericks

everything i write i write to spread our 'alex cares so much' agenda. i've done a tiny bit of director's commentary about him in the ao3 comments already but i will literally talk about him for hours if anyone will listen. the thing with alex in this fic is that he has never wanted anything without reaching for it with both hands. that's his modus operandi, which george correctly identifies (and incorrectly decides that alex not fighting for him means alex does not want him). BUT alex believes that he came on too strong when it was unwanted, thinks he has hurt george by displaying affection so directly and so he tries to tone down how intense he is as not to scare or hurt him further. still, he can't just Stop Loving him and defaults to acts of care that can be interpreted as more platonic (not really but that's what he thinks). he makes george avocado toast when he can't sleep, he skips his own debrief because he feels george's fear, he kisses his temple telepathically (god) when george is having a breakdown in the bathroom. he cares so much. in the words of haley heyndericks he must make him the perfect morning. he doesn't know how to do it any other way!

note also: alex saying 'you can be angry at the way i've expressed it but not at the feeling itself, george. i know you're not cruel enough for that' which is so important to me and which i can write an essay about because outward expressions of inner processes are The main theme of this fic and i have thought about this so much while writing. good god.

honorable mentions: flight risk by tommy lefroy (thee doomed from the start anthem! 'i wanted to be something you couldn't put down but i'm already gone' pleaseeeee), waltz right in by matt maeson (the second most listened to song in this whole playlist after futile devices, i'm so so so insane about it), gregory alan isakov's whole discography (very very galex coded!! gregory what a legend you are)

[clonerightsagenda]

I keep prefacing these by saying I had a shitty day, and that somehow keeps being true. What a week. But in honor of my seven shitty days, let's review Chancellor Bradley's seven shitty children.

As I mentioned in the last post, every time Bradley needs to burnish his image a bit, he adopts a kid to get himself some good press. That's pretty much the extent of his involvement in their lives - he prefers to go for older kids in the foster system so he can leave them to take care of themselves. They have quite an age range, and I'll list them from oldest to youngest.

Also, they presumably have real human names, but I'm not making some up because that would only cause confusion.

Wrath - The oldest, in his late twenties and could have emancipated himself from his father's bullshit by now, but he hasn't. Has a steady relationship with a perfectly nice and extremely normal woman, and they're essentially parenting the latest adoptee (Pride) which is one reason why he hasn't picked up stakes yet. Spent some time in the military before coming back for a poli sci grad program. He's a good politician because he's used to kissing ass, and he's fine with being a yes man for administration. Most people find him quite charismatic, and the cute baby sibling he's often toting around doesn't hurt. One of the two siblings allowed to have a car.

Lust - Second oldest, the other sibling with car privileges. She is a trans woman, in her mid twenties, idk what she's studying but she has managed to get appointed on a whole bunch of university committees as a student rep. She hears things. She knows things. She occasionally steers things in the direction the chancellor wants, but she's not particularly devoted to him - when she realizes things aren't going Father's way, she applies to transfer to another school and takes Gluttony with her. A frat boy whistled at her Once. It did not happen again.

Greed - Similar age to Lust but he's getting his own post. I acknowledge that's exactly what he would want.

Sloth - Sloth spends most of his time either sleeping or high, and the instructors can't do much about it because he's the chancellor's kid. His assignments seem like the work of a precocious middle schooler and that's because they are - he pays Pride to do them for him. The football team captain (Alex Armstrong) keeps trying to get him to try out but despairs. The one time he threw a football at him trying to get him to catch it, it just bounced off.

Gluttony - Lust and Gluttony are actually bio siblings or at least spent some time in foster care together; they're one of the closer sibling relationships besides Wrath and Pride. Gluttony has some developmental issues and is enrolled in the special ed program at the teacher's college. If seeing Ling and Lan Fan is a cause for concern for the all you can eat dining hall staff, Gluttony's appearance is a red alert.

Envy - Like many unhappy people, Envy enjoys harassing people on the Internet, a skill they put to use targeting Maes Hughes to wreck Roy's campaign. Although it's hard to say they have 'friends', they have some level of LGBTQ solidarity with Lust. In winter weather, students will sometimes see Envy stubbornly stomping through the snow in a skort and crop top while Lust drives next to them yelling at them to get in the damn car already.

Pride - Pride is legitimately a little kid and has done nothing wrong. Except academic dishonesty I suppose.

[unquietspiritao3]

Father Christmas vs. Santa?

I’m still in fall-mode, but with Halloween over, I know that very soon I’ll be wanting all the festive stuff, which means holiday fic-writing! Which means I have an important question for any Brits that follow me. Who, among the loft regulars, says ‘Father Christmas’ and who says ‘Santa’? I know that ‘Santa’ is used in Scotland, so that’s Fern covered (and Mae and Desiree, obvi), but for the rest, does it depend on age? Would anyone use both?

A list, if you need reminding: Greg, Alex, Noel, James, Rhod, Sian, David, Victoria, Ed, and Charlie

edit: thanks to some research help, i have everyone but ed, charlie, rhod, and sian figured out!