#Alessio: >:OOO

[valentine-cafe]

heyyooo! I haven’t requested anything in a while but I have been keeping up with the blog!

but anywaysss I think it’d be realllyyy silly if the reader has a sleeper build and so maybe they unintentionally flex their muscles while moving or picking something up?

whatever the case may be I just want some reactions from any of the characters! :) I love ‘em all!

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˖⁺. ﹙ multi characters  x gn reader. ﹚ .𖹭 ݁

. . . where'd that come from !? 🍒 : ﹙ verse 9948e alessio, 9819 rishen, vespasiano 781. ﹚

they find out that you have a sleeper build 

𖹭. ps : it's so nice to see you again darling ! hope you're doing well

﹙ alessio 9948e. ﹚. . . !! 🍓 : “show off.” the click of his tongue comes before he can even stop himself.

you halt your feet into the ground and arch your brow. your arm flexes again from the added strain of the heavy box of books you had offered to carry for him. “excuse me?”

he gives a small jerk of his head towards your bicep. the sight has you puzzled for a moment before you let out a laugh and carry the box through his dark apartment. for someone as dry and dull as your boyfriend — he sure knew how to make you laugh more than anyone.

“what, you jealous?”

“thought we were in agreement to both look like twigs.”

his head buries back into his book with an expression blank as ever. as though he could not even look at you with the betrayal you scorned his heart with. indeed, your beloved was built like a twig. all you can do is laugh warmly once again and hook your arms around his seated figure. squeezing at his cold body while you pepper kisses all over the side of his face and his neck.

“don’t act like thaaattt, you, jingyi and I make quite the pair now!”

꒰ sorcerer ˖ villain character ꒱

 

﹙ rishen 9819. ﹚. . . !! 🍒 : “have you been working out?” he sounds just as confused as you look. you pause in your reach for the top shelf. only then do you notice the flex of your muscle.

you cast her a little grin over your arm and cock your head to the side with an arch of your brow. “maybe I have, you like it?”

he steps closer and observes your arm for a bit. twirling under the limb to behold it from a different angle.

before you can so much as laugh, however - a yelp cuts you off when sharp teeth abruptly sink into your flexing muscles. reaper lovers.

“rishen!”

“sommy.” he muffles into your arm. big maroon eyes staring back at you in the moment of silence before she slowly, carefully releases. her lips smack together. once, twice, before she slowly smiles. “couldn’t help it.”

you flick her head. get ready for another bite.

꒰ grim reaper ˖ detective ˖ genius character ꒱

 

﹙ vespasiano 781. ﹚. . . !! 🍓 : “woah there.”

you have never seen vespasiano’s eyes wider. you cast him a glance over your shoulder and arch your brow in question. completely unaware of your flexing muscles as you reach over the sink counter for the pan to make a late-night dinner with him.

you follow his stare and glance at your arm. a small oh leaves you and you look back at him.

“that’s bigger than mine,” he whistles. you roll your eyes and throw the dishcloth over you shoulder before standing straight once more.

“yeah, my arm’s are bigger than the sniper’s. sure.”

the sarcasm in your tone has him laughing. his own strong arms hook around you from behind and his warm lips fall onto your shoulders. “ooo, that tone? gotta be careful now don’t I? might jus’ fling me.”

he grins at your second eye roll. but you are thrown off guard by the bite of his little fangs to your shoulder. of course his first instinct is to bite you.

꒰ lieutenant ˖ vampiric ˖ dilf character ꒱

[annimator]

SO. THAT NEW EPISODE HUH

(blah blah blah, reaction’s under the cut. Y’know this already)

• THE FUCK IS THAT THUMBNAIL. THIS IS LIKE THE 5TH DC THUMBNAIL TO HAVE TWO GUYS KISSING EACH OTHER IF YA INCLUDE THE TOMJAKE SPINOFF

• OFC THE SCENE WHERE DEREK’S APPLAUDS TREVOR DURING THE CHALLENGE DEMO PLAYS OVER HIM TALKING ABOUT LAST EPISODE’S CHALLENGE

• STOP REMINDING ME THAT ALESSIO’S FUCKING GONE

• WAIT DON’T PLAY THE INTRO, HE’S LITERALLY THE FIRST CONTESTANT WE SEE IN IT

• “Look poker’s very skilled based, but I’m realizing i need to play with more poignancy” Bro idk what the actual fuck you do to play poker, so I can see where he’s probably coming from

• Idk if Lynda sounds like she’s lying or not, but I immediately got blindsided over Ted mentioning his wife AND son. Fucking plot twist right there lmao

• There’s smth pretty sweet about Ted & Lynda bonding about their kids going through puberty lmao

• Uh oh new alliance droppped

• GET HER ASS ANASTASIA. PICK ON HER BITCHASS FOR DECIDING TO ELIMINATE ALESSIO

• “Ted told me Alessio was bringing the boys together. He was a quiet mastermind.” BULLSHIT

• MF HE WAS ONLY HERE TO GET ARTISTIC ENLIGHTENMENT. KEEP MY KIN’S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

• Isabel’s being sillyyyy- WAIT LOGAN’S STARING AT ONE OF ALESSIO’S PAINTINGS WITH A SAD FACE. YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

• “Got a thing for fine-wine italians?” LMAO NATALIA

• AWWW LOGAN’S DEFENDING ALESSIO

• “Logan’s a sweet kid” Damn right

• WAIT THEY ACTUALLY SAID THE WORD. NATALIA MENTIONED HER BEING TRANS STRAIGHT UP HELL YEA

• Caught in 4K lol

• Oooooo Amelie’s getting suspicions

• Ofc Jade tells Spencer about her idol hint. Hmmmm, she doesn’t mention how she ACTUALLY got it tho…

• What kind of distraction does Jade want Spence to make?

• Benji’s eepy

• “It’s for the game” I KNOW WHERE THIS IS FUCKING GOINGGGGGGG

• NO WAY HE’S TRYING TO FLIRT WITH HIM

• Bro’s rizz is worse than a certain bald cubito I know

• Pretty nice Diencer crumbs tho. I saw someone call them “studyguide” & I think that’s an AMAZING ship name. I’m using that for them from here on out >:D

• YEA SHE GOT THE IDOL!

• Aw her backstory ;-;

• She got picked on for her skin condition, but her moms were still supportive of her :’D

• YEA JADE YOU GO GIRL. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

• Group yoga :D

• YEA VIBE TRIBE TRIO BONDING. I LOVE THEM

• Love me some Zaivy crumbs. There’s gotta be a cool ship name out there that mixes culinary & performing arts together

• “I have Spencer on my radar. Him and Diego are getting tight” YEA I CAN SEE WHERE YOU’RE COMING FROM IVY >:3

• HANNAH ILY. But yea Diego’s kinda right, y’all better not get cocky

• “Haha, cock” I felt this with my soul. Especially everyone getting weirded by Benji saying this. IT’S THE GIVING HEAD THING FROM EP 1 ALL OVER AGAIN

• “Running into traffic would be safer than having you as a lawyer.” HOLY SHIT SHE FUCKING KILLED YOU DUDE

• BENJI’S A FUCKING DORK. I LOVE HIM

• “I want to win to win this show. So I can quit law, and start a new life. Maybe figure out actual goals for myself.” BRO I’M ROOTING FOR SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS SHOW WTF. LIKE AT FIRST, I WAS JUST ROOTING FOR TRISTAN & HANNAH BECAUSE I COULD SEE A PART OF MYSELF IN THEM AS A NON-BINARY FILIPINO-CANADIAN, BUT BASICALLY EVERYONE IS SO INTRIGUING IN A WAY. AND THIS INCLUDES ALESSIO

• Why was everyone expecting Alessio getting the boot- WAIT DON’T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF LOGAN HE’S GETTING SAD

• “M’lady.” DEREK HELPING UP TREVOR ONTO THE TRAIN CART???? AND THEN THEY HAVE FUCKING SPARKLES IN THEIR EYES??? I NEED TO BE SEDATED

• Ooo truth or dare challenge involving the contestants’ fears? Does that mean Logan has some internalized homophobia considering the thumbnail?

• Oh damn, Emily looks like she’ll have fun giving out the truths & dares

• Why would Amelie be up in arms about reading- oh wait there’s bad reviews on that paper, that makes sense

• “Marissa! Answer this; rank your team from most valuable to least” Lemme guess, Anastasia’s the most valuable on her list

• ANASTASIA ENCOURAGING HER TO DO SO IS PROVING MY POINT

• Ooooo they peeking :> Tristan’s face look rlly cute :D

• Yeah I can see why her team’s laughing at the insults from her bad reviews

• Marissa opting out of ranking her teammates honestly makes sense when she wants her team to be unified in some kind of way

• Lynda shut the fuck up.

• SEE NATALIA AGREES WITH ME- and ofc Ted’s siding with Lynda after the convo we saw between them

• YEA MORE ANARISSA CRUMBS >:D

• “I believe in english you refer to that as a… meatrider!” LMAOOOOO YEA

• Oh nice they’re besties now!

• wait this reminds me of something…

• TWO STARS? HANNAH DESERVES 5 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

• “Describe the worst dish you ever made” Zaid it can’t be that bad bro, what’s with the shocked face

• “Bro, you’re like… you’re like Gordon Ramsay! Who cares if ya made an undercooked steak once, y’know? C’mon just tell her!” YEA TRISTAN! >:D

• Oh yeah, it can be that bad. Who the fuck cooks KOALA

• DIEGO’S HOLDING ONTO SPENCER

• Also, plz don’t puke again bro

• Oh so it was for money, and he didn’t know he was gonna cook that. AIght makes sense

• “Tell that to PETA” LMAOOOOO

• DIEGO’S STILL HOLDING ONTO SPECNER WHILE THEY’RE LEAVING THE TRAIN CART

• Richard, you only have two strands of hair on your head, it’ll be fineeee

• See? He accepted it- wait nvm

• BRO WE CANNOT TELL IF YA SHAVED YOUR HEAD WITH YOUR HAT ON. RELAX

• Oh noooo, Ivy had to eat a worm. At least Zaid’s there to comfort her

• It’s just a cold bath, why’s Ted scared of that- anddd he’s uhh… is he dead

• LOGAN’S FIREMAN CARRYING HIS BODY LMAO

• Ngl I used to be scared of dogs when I was a toddler I can see where Lynda’s coming from

• WAIT BENJI’S JOTARO COSPLAY LOOKS AWESOME. WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT HIM OVER THAT

• Aw, Tristan’s there to comfort Benji :D

• I feel like I could solve the math question Jade got. Proud that she got it right! :D

• NAT HAS TO DO PUSHUPS OVER A BUNCH OF FUCKING MOUSE TRAPS?!

• Aw, Isabel’s praying for her :D

• “It’s just one question. How hard can it be.” I can see Apollo’s gift of prophecy hitting her like a dodgeball

• told ya. Then again, I am kinda intrigued about how Isabel converted to catholicism after she mentioned her parents weren’t catholic

• YOU GOT THIS TRISTAN!

• “I’m feeling left out. Ted got an ice bath, and Benji got to show off some dope cosplays! Where’s my moment in the spotlight, ya know?” I LOVE HOW TRISTAN’S ANIMATION LOOKS SO BOUNCY DURING THIS. THEY LOOK SO CONFIDENT & HAPPY

• “Sorry to interrupt!” I JUST WANNA SEE TRISTAN MAN WTF

• Also fun fact, apparently the guy encouraging you to support ONC is actually Connor’s VA! Small world, huh?

• Either way, please go support Disventure Camp, and ONC at large. This whole Toon Boom thing really hit them hard, but any kind of support will help them out!

• Tristan has to punch someone in the face? What’s wrong with that?

• Oh yeah that’s right, Tristan’s here for a good time and thinks being friends with others’ll help them get further in the game. I still like going back to their audition tape from time to time :>

• “Uh… how hard?” “Strong enough to hurt! Weak enough to not cause a lawsuit.” LMAOOOOOO

• Zaid volunteers as tribute

• Makes sense since they were upset about the koala taco thing

• Ivy cheering Tristan to deck Zaid in the face reminds me on this one “YES SONIC! SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!” comment I saw in a Sonic Frontiers vid. The vid was basically just the song that played when you fought the Knight boss (dope song btw, It’s called “Find Your Flame”)

• OH DAMN, BRO’S IN A FIGHTING STANCE & EVERYTHING- they missed Zaid’s face and punched his chest instead

• Part of me isn’t surprised considering how their fight with Richard went last episode

• “Pretend I’m your worst enemy.” “I ain’t got one of those!” Mood

• I didn’t know why Tristan got upset over Zaid calling them Marilyn Manson, but one google search later, and yeah I can see why Tristan decked him in the face

• Tristan’s so sweet i love them :D They immediately apologized to Zaid after punching him

• TRISTAN BACKSTORY HELL YEA

• “The world keeps spinning regardless if you’re frowning or smiling, so I guess I choose to keep smiling.” PRECH IT TRISTAN ILY. WE HAVE THE EXACT SAME MINDSET

• Wait we don’t hear Isabel’s entire backstory? Just the end of it? damnit >:|

• NAH DIEGO HAS TO FIGHT A CHICKEN- wait was that the fucking minecraft chicken sound effect

• “Go! Diego, go!” that has to be an intentional reference

• AW SPENCER’S NONVERBALLY CHEERING FOR HIM :D

• DAMN HE’S GETTING CLOCKED BY THAT CHICKEN

• Richard stop saying that “it’s just hair” when you’re bitchass was sobbing over losing two fucking strands from your head

• Ngl Anastasia’s design is really growing on me. No wonder Marissa called her pretty :>

• Also her whole “Men only see me for my looks” thing is not helping her beat the lesbian allegations

• Oh shit, why’s Spencer afraid to talk about his previous relationship. WHY’S HE LYING????????

• BRO DIEGO COMFORTING AND TELLING HIM TO HOLD ONTO HIM HAS GOTTA BE A PARALLEL TO DIEGO HOLDING ONTO SPENCER DURING EPISODE 1’S ROLLER COASTER CHALLENGE

• “Your dare is… to kiss a model we brought backstage.” Oh…. OH

• “Helloooo gorgeous- A DUDE! THAT’S A DUDE!” Is this internalized homophobia? (plz picture the “is that a pigeon” meme while ur reading this. I might look kinda rude-)

• “Just picture he’s Alessio!” LMAOOOOOO

• Oh damn he’s enjoying that- BITCH THE FOOTPOP??

• Blue team walking into a Trevek shoulder grasp lmao

• “This kiss was fine I guess…” I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

• Oh I am DREADING this elimination. EVERYONE IN IT IS LIKEABLE AND/OR INTRIGUING. ESPECIALLY TRISTAN & HANNAH

• “Hannah’s been really helpful with mending bridges. It’s… not an awful idea listening to her.” DAMN RIGHT! >:D

• Yeah Jade’s suspicious about Amelie.

• Oh damn, trios & groups are being set in stone in red team; there’s Diego, Jade, & Spencer, the vibe tribe, and Hannah, Amelie, & Benji by the looks of it

• DIEGO CALLED HIM “SPENCE”. THEY’RE ON A NICKNAME BASIS

• SHOULDER GRASP. WE GOT ANOTHER STUDYGUIDE SHOULDER GRASP

• Oh shit we got some TENSION

• Hannah listening in on Tristan wanting to vote out Amelie. Call that tristannah crumbs (I’m getting delusional atp)

• SPENCER OR AMELIE MIGHT GET OUT?! WTF I LIKE BOTH OF THEM

• At least it’s not Benji ig. HE SURVIVES TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY! WHO CHEERED

• “Why was I not consulted by Spencer? Am I that lame?” Bro did you forget what happened during the challenge. he was LAUGHING at your cosplays

• Aw, Hannah’s upset ;-; but her putting her head in her hands reminds me of that shinji chair meme lmao

• HANNAH TALKED TO TRISTAN OFF-SCREEN LET’S GOOOOO

• Oh shit, the votes are in vibe tribe’s hands

• Trevek’s rubbing off of each other. I LOVE IT

• Tristan pondering their vote by tapping the pen on their head honestly feels in character

• Oh god, I think I know where this is going…

• BENJI GOT DISTRACTED BY A FLY AGAIN LMAO

• …

• I mean… they probably want to continue the studyguide plotline, and Amelie did paint a target on her back by being a dick. So… yeah, I’m not that surprised over her elimination

• this is an actually heartfelt goodbye- WAIT TREVEK’S JUST LOOKING AT HER WITH BLANK ASS EXPRESSIONS LMAO

• “Thank you all… for being good teammates. I know I was harsh with some of you, but… that was only because I wanted us to win. Hope it’s not personal.” ONC’S FUCKING ME UP TWO ELIMINATIONS IN A ROW. I DIDN’T ASK FOR SEVERE EMOTIONAL PAIN

• AW HANNAH WENT IN TO HUG HER

• Oh shit, she left with a sad look on her face. That honestly hits different when ya remember that Alessio left with a smile

• So yeah, all in all, pretty great episode! Shipping crumbs were great as always (especially for studyguide :>), it’s nice to see Logan… well… y’know, and NOW I’M SAD OVER TWO ELIMINATIONS-

[valentine-cafe]

Hello, hello!

I see 164 Alessio likes mushrooms, huh? 👀

In that case! Could we perhaps have a cute little forest date of him and a gn reader just going foraging and identifying the fungi they come across?

Perhaps they come back home with arms full of (edible) mushrooms and insist on making dinner with them because "Look, Talisen! We found beefsteak fungi!!! :D"

-🙇

˖⁺. ﹙sorcerer husband x gn reader. ﹚ .𖹭 ݁

. . . all these pretty mushrooms !! 🍒 :  sorcerer ˖ corrupt gods ˖ siren﹙ verse 164 alessio & talisen ﹚

mushrrom picking with alessio ft. talisen <3

“what’s the point of even bringing my guide with - I don’t recognise a single one of these!”

a small chuckle compliments your hearty laugh as you drop the journal into your lap and rake your hands over your head. bringing the oddly shaped blue-capped mushroom that stands proudly from one of the many trees that scatter around the emerald woods.

leaves shuffle with a small gust of wind as alessio crouches and sends his robes into a flutter. it takes him only a second to identify the mushroom.

“well, this will be our lovely blue devil.” one of his long fingers stroke along the beads that resemble raindrops and glimmer in the shine of the moon peeping from the parted canopy.

“beautiful, is it not?”

“absolutely. . .”

“highly toxic too.”

his loud, hearty laugh echoes through the hallows of the dark forest as you jerk and stumble back. he’s back up on his feet and wiggling his finger in front of your face. “ooo ~ ooo - oh no!”

“alessio!” you squeak. a glare is promptly sent his way but you keep your glare. your lips pull into a pout - but his grinning lips swiftly kiss it away with a few pecks.

“oh my darling, ease.” with a snap of his fingers a spark of green sheens from the tips to his wrist. ridding him of any toxin residuals that same hand connects to your face and the index that previously touched along the mushroom now strokes down your jaw. “such a cautious thing.” he croons.

“not all of us are some primordial, eldritch sorcerer.” you huff with a kiss to thumb before you spin on your heels through the forest floor. advance forward with your book under one arm and a basked clasped in the other.

“now - where are the puffballs? why’re all the things here trying to kill me?”

“they would not dare.”

alessio’s assurance sends a warmth through your heart. one that melts into a flame of pure affection as you turn to catch his hand tenderly stroking along a vine. untangling flowers that suffocate in the thick greens. with a kiss to their petals a glimmer of emerald sparks over them; they seem to come to life with a pitched hum. the petals flopping back onto him like a lover clinging.

he chuckles with a small roll of his eyes and parts. the pitched hum comes again and sends your lips smiling wider.

“such a charmer. should I be jealous of a flower?” you croon. the feel of his arm hooks around your waist and his tender kiss finds your temple after.

“oh but what is a flower to the stars, stellina?”

the low tone of his voice pools heat in your heart whilst the two of you step through the forest. you can all but watch as the nature adores him — just as he adores the nature. your venture through the realm of darkness and looming trees, bustling nature, is one of splendour and ease. all while your keen eyes scout for additions to your already brimming basket.

to your luck and joy, the puffballs pop up not too long after. in excitement you a scamper over and retrieve your tool. delicately removing the large white ball from the earth and cutting off some of the stem. you sprinkle it into the dirt, pause and glance over your shoulder to your lover. “am I doing this right?”

he only smiles with a small nod of his head. he had taught you well. he sees it in the way that you turn back to the spot from which you removed the mushroom. a small thank you leaves your lips before you carefully lower it into your basket and rise up once more.

while alessio does not say anything, his eyes prove his pride and appreciation of you. if not that then the way his fingers coil around yours and lift them to press a kiss to your knuckles.

the rest of the roam through the forest is calm. every now and then you spot a peculiar shroom and your lover so readily explains what it is. clearly he finds it amusing the way you jot the new information down into your little journal.

by the time both of you round off back home, the moon has already perched high in the sky. saying its last goodbyes to having the night to itself. your feet trot on down the pathway. the basket tight in your arms as alessio casts the door open with a small flick of magic. to reveal your beaming smile to your other lover seated upon the sofa and reading an old leather book.

talisen raises his head and smiles at your gleam. his eyes trail you kicking off your shoes as you skip on over to him with a cheery call. “we found beefsteak! dinner's covered!”

“I see that,” croons the snake god. his gaze surveys the basket filled to the brim with a vast variety of edible mushrooms. as though you had run into a bounty after bounty. which - in reality you did. the emerald woods are always hustling with life.

“unfortunately. dinner has long since passed.”

you follow his gaze to the clock and behold the early morning hours. you spin to look at alessio in shock who is at your side in the blink of an eye with a hushed chuckle and a smooch to your cheek.

“suppose someone was simply a bit too enthusiastic on the prospect of mushrooms.”

“well, we have dinner then!”

“that sounds lovely, baobei.”