#Alana glazer

[profeshyearner]

You guys I’m so high rn watching drag race, I downloaded twitter to live tweet abt it but then I remembered Elon musk so I had to delete it. Twitter is like the black fucking ass pit of despair.

I just want to stream of consciousness write and have an audience to react to it, but nobody fucking knows who I am. Want to be like Jack schlosburgh whoever who everyone is like whatever you say king and he’s so hot everyone thinks it’s hot and not psychosis.

Like I wanna be that sexy.

[laresearchette]

Friday, December 20, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: ILANA GLAZER: HUMAN MAGIC (Disney+ Star) CAUGHT IN THE ACT (Season 3A) (Paramount+ Canada) FIRST SHIFT (Paramount+ Canada)

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? JOSH GROBAN & FRIENDS: HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS (CBS Feed) NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING (CBS Feed)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA CHRISTMAS IN LAGOS NHL COAST TO COAST

CBC GEM LANA LONGBEARD THE SHAPE OF WATER

CRAVE TV BETH STELLING: GIRL DADDY COLD ROAD E.T. IT ENDS WITH US JAWS NAKED ATTRACTION UK (Seasons 1-7) NAKED ATTRACTION: BEST OF: FULL SEASONS NAKED ATTRACTION: NAUGHTIEST BITS: FULL SEASON NANNY MCPHEE NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS NEW JACK CITY A ROYAL DATE FOR CHRISTMAS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2 STRANGE BREW THAT AWKWARD MOMENT A VERY MERRY BEAUTY SALON WE THREE KINGS

DISNEY + STAR ILANA GLAZER: HUMAN MAGIC

NETFLIX CANADA FERRY 2 (BE) THE SIX TRIPLE EIGHT UMJOLO: DAY ONES (ZA) UNIVERXO DABIZ (ES)

NHL HOCKEY (SNEast/SNWest) 7:00pm: Hurricanes vs. Capitals (SNOntario) 7:00pm: Leafs vs. Sabres (TSN2) 7:00pm: Habs vs. Red Wings (SN) 10:00pm: Avalanche vs. Ducks

A '90S CHRISTMAS (CTV Life) 7:00pm: A workaholic lawyer destined to spend Christmas alone is transported back to 1999 after an unexpected run in with a particularly wise ride-share driver.

NBA BASKETBALL (SN1) 7:30pm: Bucks vs. Cavaliers (TSN5) 8:00pm: Thunder vs. Heat

THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 (CBC) 8:00pm: Scott Calvin's world turns upside down when he's dealt a double whammy of bad news: Not only has his son, Charlie (Eric Lloyd), landed on this year's naughty list, but Scott has to marry by Christmas Eve, or he will stop being Santa Claus forever.

A ROYAL DATE FOR CHRISTMAS (CTV) 8:00pm: When a European Duke arrives in the US, he realizes that his bags have been lost in transit; he has no choice but to be styled, and ultimately inspired, by Bella, the owner of a local boutique.

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: A SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE CHRISTMAS (Global) 8:00pm: The late-night program highlights a star-studded collection of Christmas-themed sketches from its 50 seasons.

CHRISTMAS UNDER THE LIGHTS (W Network) 8:00pm: Emily reluctantly returns home to her family's rescue ranch to organize the Christmas Carnival and works with a handsome artist to honor her mother.

SECRETS OF THE VIKING STONE (Cottage Life) 8:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Actor Peter Stormare teams up with a history enthusiast to investigate a mysterious relic that could be evidence of Viking settlement in America centuries before Columbus, but some think it's a hoax.

A CHRISTMAS FOR THE AGES (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm: Prompted by their youngest granddaughter, four generations of women celebrate Christmas and family in the style of the 40s, 60s, 90s, and today.

ALIENS ABDUCTED MY PARENTS AND NOW I FEEL KINDA LEFT OUT (Super Channel Fuse) 8:00pm: High school journalist Itsy befriends her space-obsessed neighbor Calvin. After he convinces her that his parents were abducted by aliens, together they concoct a plan to get them back.

AN ICE PALACE ROMANCE (CTV2) 9:00pm: A journalist faces old fears when she returns to her hometown ice rink to cover a story. With the help of the owner and his young daughter, she begins to reevaluate her life's purpose.

JUROR #2 (Crave) 9:00pm: A juror for a high-profile murder trial finds himself struggling with a serious moral dilemma that could influence the verdict and potentially convict, or free, the accused killer.

HOLIDAY TOUCHDOWN: A CHIEFS LOVE STORY (W Network) 10:00pm: Chiefs superfan Alana tries to win the Fan of the Year Award as a Christmas gift for her family, falling in love with someone in the Chiefs front office along the way.

COLD ROAD (Crave) 11:00pm: On a frozen remote highway in the Canadian North, an Indigenous woman and her dog are hunted by a stranger in a semi truck.

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Cannes 2023: la Croisette è tutta per Sean Penn e Cate Blanchett

Il Festival di Cannes 2023 continua. Il festival non si ferma con una nuova giornata di proiezioni e tappetti rossi, la Croisette (giorno dopo giorno) diventa sempre più costellato di grandi stelle del cinema. Festival di Cannes 2023, la quarta giornata con i film in concorso e non in concorso Cos'è successo in questa bellissima quarta serata? La nuova giornata sulla Croisette ci ha permesso di vedere ben tre proiezioni di cui due film in concorso e un'anteprima mondiale: - About Dry Grasses di Nuri Bilge Ceylan, è il primo tra i titoli della quarta giornata ad essere stato proiettato e si candida ad essere uno dei favoriti per aggiudicarsi la Palma d’oro. In About Dry Grasses, il protagonista è un giovane insegnante d’arte rimasto isolato in un villaggio dell’Anatolia fino a quando non incontra un’altra giovane insegnante, Nuray. - The Zone of Interest, di Jonathan Glazer, è il secondo film della quarta giornata in concorso. La pellicola parla della storia vera di Rudolf Hoss, storico comandante del campo di concentramento di Auschwitz, e di sua moglie Hedwig Hensel. - Four Daughters della regista Kauther Ben Hania. Il film ci raccontato la storia di Olfa, una donna tunisina, madre di quattro figlie, che si trova a fare i conti con la scomparsa di due di loro. Passando, invece, alla sezione dei film fuori concorso, abbiamo avuto diverse proiezioni con protagonisti documentari, corti e film senza dimenticare anteprime con presenti attori di grande prestigio sul red carpet francese: - Retratos Fantasmas di Kleber Mendonça Filho: il documentario è creato per la maggior parte da materiale d'archivio tra foto, video ed audio andando a raccontare in che modo la società brasiliana sia cambiata. - Eureka di Lisandro Alonso: Viggo Mortensen è presente nel cast di questo film che segue la storia di Alana, una donna stanca di lavorare come poliziotta nella Riserva di Pine Ridge e di sua nipote Sadie. - Omar la fraise di Elias Belkeddar: film drammatico che conta nel suo cast Benoît Magimel e Reda Kateb. La pellicola racconta la storia del gangster Omar che dopo anni di malattia e violenza viene condannato a 25 anni di reclusione. Omar decide di scappare ad Algeri per trovare una nuova tranquillità che durerà molto. - The new boy di Warwick Thornton: nel cast troviamo Cate Blanchett, Aswan Reid, Deborah Mailman e Wayne Blair. Nell'Australia degli anni '40, un bambino aborigeno di 9 anni arriva nel cuore della notte in un remoto monastero gestito da una suora rinnegata. La storia del prestigioso festival cinematografico Il Festival del cinema di Cannes è nato nel 1946 ed è diventato uno dei più prestigiosi e influenti festival cinematografici al mondo. La sua creazione è stata ispirata dal desiderio di promuovere la cultura cinematografica e la collaborazione internazionale nel settore. La storia del festival ebbe inizio durante la Seconda Guerra Mondiale, quando Jean Zay, Ministro dell'Istruzione Nazionale e delle Belle Arti francese, propose l'idea di un evento cinematografico internazionale che avrebbe contribuito a riunire le nazioni attraverso il linguaggio universale del cinema. Il primo Festival del cinema di Cannes si tenne nel settembre del 1946, ma fu interrotto dopo solo un giorno a causa di alcune complicazioni organizzative e di un disaccordo tra gli organizzatori. Tuttavia, l'anno successivo, nel 1947, il festival venne ripreso con successo e si trasformò in un appuntamento annuale. L'Italia a Cannes Saranno ben tre i film in concorso per questa 76esima edizione del festival di Cannes. Scopriamo le tre pellicole italiane presenti a Cannes andando in ordine di programma: - 23 Maggio: il primo film nostrano in concorso a Cannes sarà "Rapito" di Marco Bellocchio. Oltre al regista saranno presenti sul red carpet Fabrizio Gifuni, Barbara Ronchi e Filippo Timi. Il film, che tratta il caso Edgardo Mortara, arriva in Francia in anteprima e sarà poi distribuito nelle sale italiane a partire dal 25 Maggio. - 24 Maggio: 24 ore dopo Marco Bellocchio toccherà a Nanni Moretti "calpestare" il tappeto rosso di Cannes. Il regista di Brunico torna un anno dopo in Francia per presentare il suo nuovo film dal titolo "il Sol dell'Avvenire" che proprio in questi giorni è possibile vedere al cinema. Con Nanni Moretti saranno presenti Margherita Buy, Silvio Orlando e Barbora Bobulova. - 26 Maggio: a chiudere il terzetto di film italiani a Cannes sarà "La Chimera". Regista della pellicola è la toscana Alice Rohrwacher che racconterà la storia di un giovane archeologo inglese. Appuntamenti da non perdere Il festival sarà, inoltre, l'occasione per poter vedere alcuni dei film più attesi del momento. La giornata del 23 Maggio non sarà solo per Marco Bellocchio ma anche per uno dei film più quotati all'ambita "Palma d'oro": Asteroid City. Questo film ha la firma di Wes Anderson e nel suo cast conta attori ed attrici del calibro di Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie, Tilda Swinton, Edward Norton, Adrien Brody, Bryan Cranston, Matt Dillon, Willem Dafoe e Jeff Goldblum. Se vogliamo dare uno sguardo ai film fuori concorso, oltre a quello con protagonista Johnny Depp dell'apertura, uno dei più interessanti è sicuramente Hypnotic di Robert Rodriguez. Il film avrà come protagonista Ben Affleck che sarà presente a Cannes il 26 Maggio per la proiezione. Read the full article

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#TBT Star from January 30, 1990

Star People by Janet Charlton in Hollywood -- Richard Nixon, Kelly Lynch and Mickey Rourke, Mimi Rogers and Tom Cruise, Mitch Glazer, Carre Otis, George Hamilton's son Ashley Hamilton with Alana Stewart, Francis Ford Coppola and Godfather III, Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski, John Cornell and Almost an Angel, James Farentino and Tina Sinatra, Debra Mullowney as Debra Farentino, Michele Lee

[helpersofindie]

Could you recommend some sibling faceclaims for hailee steinfeld? thank you!

sorry, but i don't know of any other faceclaims who share hailee's african, jewish, and filipino heritage! if you're okay with half siblings, i would recommend:

malina weissman (18)

asher angel (18)

kaia gerber (19)

joshua rush (19)

jazz jennings (20) -- jazz is a trans woman

joey king (21)

diana silvers (23)

alex wolff (23)

odeya rush (24)

blake michael (24)

ryan potter (25)

doja cat (25)

troye sivan (26)

zoey deutch (26)

nat wolff (26)

pete davidson (27)

dylan gelula (27)

true o'brien (27)

beanie feldstein (28)

hari nef (28) -- hari is a trans woman

alana haim (29)

logan lerman (29)

gregg sulkin (29)

sofia black d'elia (29)

tyler ford (~30) -- tyler is agender and uses they/them and hir/hirs pronouns

daniel radcliffe (31)

james maslow (31)

jane levy (31)

kat graham (31)

keegan allen (31)

danielle haim (32)

jesse rath (32)

skylar astin (33)

ilana glazer (34)

rachel bloom (34)

kali hawk (34)

este haim (35)

meaghan rath (35)

vanessa bayer (39)

jenny slate (39)

hope this helps!

[wolf-twenty-one]

workercore folkpunk - no scabs allowed! folk music from across generations for radicals who like acoustic guitar. 37 tracks, 1h43m runtime, shuffle suggested.

tracklist→ 01. There Is Power In the Union - Utah Phillips 02. We Have Fed You All For A Thousand Years - Utah Phillips 03. Solidarity Forever - Utah Phillips 04. This Land Is Your Land - Woody Guthrie 05. This Land Is Not Our Land - Utah Phillips 06. Jackhammer Blues - Woody Guthrie 07. Last Kind Word Blues - Geeshie Wiley 08. Dirty Overalls - Woody Guthrie 09. Tear The Fascists Down - Woody Guthrie 10. Which Side Are You On - The Almanac Singers 11. Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground - Blind Willie Johnson 12. Bread and Roses - Dawn Landes, Alana Amram, Abigail Chapin 13. Get Thee Behind Me Satan - The Almanac Singers 14. Union Maid - The Almanac Singers 15. Sixteen Tons - Tennessee Ernie Ford 16. Come out Ye Black And Tans - The Wolfe Tones 17. Union Burying Ground - Woody Guthrie 18. John Brown's Body - Pete Seeger 19. The Preacher and the Slave - Unspecified 20. Draft Dodger Rag - Phil Ochs 21. Bourgeois Blues - Lead Belly 22. The Fish Cheer/I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin-To-Die - Country Joe & the Fish 23. The Rebel Girl - Hazel Dickens 24. Eight-Hour Day - Pete Seeger 25. Rifles of the I.R.A. - The Wolfe Tones 26. Hold the Line - Pete Seeger 27. The Commonwealth of Toil - Joe Glazer 28. Workingman Unite - Joe Glazer 29. The Red Flag - Billy Bragg 30. The Organizer - Jeff Cahill, Mark Ross 31. Ain't Done Nothing If You Ain't Been Called a Red - Faith Petric, Mark Ross 32. Love Me I'm a Liberal - Phil Ochs 33. I Ain't Marching Anymore - Phil Ochs 34. Never Cross a Picket Line - Billy Bragg 35. If the Nuremberg Laws Were Applied - Noam Chomsky 36. Last Train to Nuremberg- Pete Seeger 37. Wait for the Light to Shine- Roy Acuff

tracklist updates are onging, tracks will continue to added.

[fabulaceae]

“Gretchen, stop trying to make Dean Winchester happen. It’s not going to happen.” OR: a list of characters that are ACTUALLY bisexual from pretty decent TV shows for all us salty sailors.

Criteria 4 this lyst: A) character is either THE main character or a primary character (secondary or a main in a larger ensemble cast). B) their bisexuality is confirmed in narrative. Or barring that, it isn’t just a wink and a nod/subtle suggestion, and is made fairly explicit. C) their bisexuality isn’t just a one off/dropped point/something that gets glossed over, and actually is significant to that character and/or future plot lines. and D) I, personally, both like the show and am ok with the portrayal of their bisexuality en narrative.

Some characters weren’t included on this list because I couldn’t force myself to get through the show or I really couldn’t be bothered to start watching all ten thousand seasons of it despite whatever A+ bi character debuts in season 10. And since this is supposed to be an actual rec list...

MVPs:

Joe MacMillan - Halt and Catch Fire

Quentin Coldwater - The Magicians

Rosa Diaz - Brooklyn 99

Clarke Griffin - The 100

Eleanor Shellstrop - The Good Place

Annalise Keating - How To Get Away With Murder

The sense8 + basically everyone else - Sense8

Hannibal Lecter + Dr Alana Bloom - Hannibal

Eleanor Guthrie - Black Sails

Illana Glazer - Broad City

Leila - The Bisexual

David Rose - Schitt’s Creek (technically ‘pansexual’ in show but functionally the same thing for our purposes. Also this show is hilarious. Basically Canadian Arrested Development with the worst dirtbag characters who you get to watch become not-dirtbags)

Robert Armstrong - Insatiable (does this show have issues? Absolutely. Is his bisexuality one of them? Nope.)

Nolan Ross - Revenge (kind of a terrible show but he is an A+ bi deuteragonist who kisses the faces of many men and women throughout its 3 seasons. Honestly I grit my teeth through all of it just to watch that and it was still worth it)

Waverly Earp - Wynonna Earp (surprisingly fun and funny show for the budget they’re working with)

Ethan Chandler - Penny Dreadful (yes he has sex with a dude. Yes that is absolute confirmation of bisexuality imo. But it’s just a throwaway thing in the story and other than that one scene has absolutely no bearing on anything else so. Eh.)

Jack Harkness + Ianto Jones + Toshiko Sato - Torchwood (is this “good television?” No. Is it still fun in a low budget and frequently obnoxious scifi kind of way? Sure. Did I watch most of it? Yes. Most of it.)

Honorable mentions:

James Flint + Anne Bonny + Max - Black Sails (debatable - they all p gay. The take home is that this is a very iconic and queer show and u should be watching it)

Villanelle - Killing Eve (debatable. She also p gay)

Will Graham - Hannibal (I like to think so but, debatable)

Daryl Whitefeather + Valencia Perez - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Good characters. Smaller roles in ensemble cast)

Shinji Ikari - Neon Genesis Evangelion (an ocean of anime fanboys disagree with me. This was a point included in the final hour of the show. That’s ok. I felt it was pretty explicit, so he can still be on this list. Also included to spite an ocean of anime fanboys)

Bob Belcher - Bob’s Burgers (“I’m straight. I mean I’m mostly straight.”)

Korra + Asami - The Legend of Korra (I haven’t actually seen this show but I go hard for this pairing)

Other:

NOT Chidi Anagonye - The Good Place (why not? More guys should be bi. It’s 2018! It’s like get over yourselves.)

And if that doesn’t just sum it up.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

How do you pronounce your name? Just curious cuz it looks super cool :)

hey anon! this is so lovely! :)

Gwladys:

ok, so “gwladys” is basically pronounced as “gladys” (like the nice old lady down the end of your street whose slightly too obsessed with cats and, like, idk, cabbage and her petunias).

the extra “w” is there bc it’s just the welsh spelling of it. we all know how the welsh just love throwing in unnecessary consonants everywhere, and that’s what happened here lmao. you could try and pronounce it with the “w” and it’s basically “gwl-adys.”

as side fun facts: “gwladys” is apparently used as the welsh form of the name “Claudia” and depending what source you use, it means either “royalty/princess”, “learned person” or “lame”. theres also a welsh saint called “saint gwladys.”

Ilona:

“ilona” on the other hand, is pronounced as either:

“ill-oh-nah (that’s my guide. it basically sounds like “ill owner”, in a way.)

or 

“ee-loh-nuh” (that’s the internet guide). 

i often get confused with alana or ilana (like ilana glazer from broad city) when using ilona.

as side fun facts: “ilona” is the name of the queen of the fairies in Magyar (Hungarian) folklore. it also means “as a joy [to someone]” in Finnish. finally, it’s like a cousin of the name Helen.

but anyway, i hoped this helped! it was so nice! :)