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ryusxnka · 1 year ago
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sweetzscore · 1 year ago
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FUCK WAIT YES OH KY GOD
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DELETE POLLS
WATCH THIS
WHAT!?!?!
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oswald-privileges · 2 years ago
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i made a locked tomb quiz that assigns you a house and position as cav or necro, if you’ve ever wondered which of jods boxes you’d be put in
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ququoquaw · 1 year ago
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SCOTT??
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sluttish-armchair · 2 years ago
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Ahaha! I now have three pounds of hard candy (AKA: rocket fuel), purchased for only six dollars. God bless the local bulk food store!
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dyxnamicart · 2 months ago
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So if u guys havent seen the terror,,. pls do, its consumed my waking days where are the terrorheads at
(No one is gonna care about this but i made it for ME and im proud of it so ehehe)
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all-star-avocado · 2 years ago
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Shut UP, Richard.
No talking in the library.
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From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series (2014 - 2016) ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (2022)
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on-a-lucky-tide · 29 days ago
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Laswell and Nik watch Price play a Rugby match. Part 2.
cw: brief mention of injury, hand job right at the end.
Look, I just love the idea that Nik, Laswell and Price are good friends outside of work. I want to write more of it. All my work is self-indulgent but this is PURE self indulgence.
The plastic chairs were damn uncomfortable and Laswell was pretty sure she could have managed an extra pair of socks inside her boots, but the atmosphere was contagious. Jubilant, loud; people stamping their feet and blowing on their hands in the cold, old comrades meeting again after a long time, families gathered to see fathers, sons, husbands, play.
Plus, she had promised, hadn't she? And seeing her long term friend do something that didn't have the threat of a bullet mixed in was an opportunity she felt she deserved as much as he did.
"Here, Laswell."
A plastic cup of beer appeared in front of her face between the large fingers and thumb of her companion for the day, and she took it in two gloved hands. "Thanks, Nik."
"It tastes very bad," he informed her as he swung his leg over the chair next to her and fell into it heavily, taking a swig of his own with a grimace. "Da. Like barman pissed into a cup."
"Really selling it to me," she chuckled before taking a sip, nose wrinkling. "That is... quite the aftertaste."
Nik shrugged. "It is all part of the experience, and," he ferreted through his jacket, lifting his ass off the seat, and pulled out his hip flask, "ha." He offered it to her first, to which she shook her head, before he unscrewed the cap with his thumb and dumped a generous helping into the top of his drink. "How long?"
"They headed in from their warm up about ten minutes ago."
"Ah, he looked good, no?"
Laswell nodded, her eyes crinkling with her smile as she noted the blush of pride on Nik's face. John Price had, indeed, looked good. He had been rosie-cheeked and energetic through all the drills despite the cold, keeping up with the younger members of his team without any apparent issue.
And, perhaps most importantly of all, he had been laughing and grinning throughout, exchanging banter, and pausing to talk with someone he recognised in the stands, only ending the conversation with a handshake and bump of the shoulders when his coach - a Major something or other, according to the introductory leaflet - bellowed at him.
It was John's boyish glee that had caught Nik's attention more than all the tight woven shorts around thick thighs, the bulging biceps and full chests stretching through Underarmour base layers, and she had watched his eyes blow wide as he fidgeted in his seat, desperate clearly to be closer and bask in John's happiness rather than observe it from afar. She'd sent him for the beer to cool off.
It was an interservice friendly. Navy versus army. A pre-season warm up before the international competition began and the British armed forces would field a composite team of the very best. "Will they win this one?" Laswell asked, chancing another sip of beer and regretting it the moment it touched her tongue.
"Da. The Navy have uh, what to say, fast backs, but their forwards have bad... set pieces."
"Did you understand a word of what you just said?"
"Nyet." Nik grinned. He loved listening to John talk about the game and absorbed every iota of information he could to share in that passion. That didn't mean he was any better than Laswell in understanding what the hell was going on.
"Do you think he'll be selected for the internationals?"
"He has already been asked for his availability."
"Of course he has. Annoyingly, I don't think I've ever encountered an activity that John Price doesn't excel at."
Nik huffed a laugh. "He is an overachiever. Although, not such a good cook. I have never seen someone turn custard into rubber before."
"Aha! A weakness. I will store it for later use."
They lapsed into a momentary pause and watched the crowd find their seats. Nik checked his phone, and then nudged Laswell for a selfie to send to John. They toasted their crappy beers and Laswell conjured her cheesiest grin with a thumbs up. Nik sent it without filters, because he was brutal like that.
Nik (10.15): [image.jpeg]
JP (10.17): good-looking pair of muppets 👍
Nik (10.18): are you feeling ok?
JP (10:19): hammies tight but physio happy.
Nik (10:19): I will help with that later
JP (10:20): countin on it 👌💦😜
"You better not be sexting while I am right next to you, Nikolai."
Nik smirked at her and shook his head once. "He is fine. Nervous."
"You got 'nervous' from that?"
"Da."
"Nervous for a Rugby match but doesn't even bat an eye at leaping from a Hercules into an active firefight with a single page's worth of intel..."
"He feels out of practice. He missed the start of the tournament due to work."
"Ah. Story of our lives, Nik." They missed so much living due to work. Kate had missed the birth of both of her nephews, her brother-in-law's wedding, her sister's fortieth birthday party. So many big life events that would never repeat. But that's what made things like this special. It may be a forces match, but John was choosing to do it. He enjoyed it. Sharing in that enjoyment, that moment of happiness, that was special too.
"They are coming," Nik said like an excited boy on Christmas morning, having spotted the players at the mouth of the changing rooms. He stood with the rest of the crowd and Laswell rolled to her feet too, joining in the cheers and clapping as two lines of outrageously built men jogged out onto the pitch.
Nik and Laswell stood in respectful silence as the band played through the national anthem and the two teams lined up to bray along with it, hands on chests. The British national anthem was a damn drone, but at least it allowed everyone to pull it off. They sat down after the applause, when the two captains met with the referee in the middle of the pitch for the coin toss.
John tried to make the glance into the stands discreet, but the smile when he spotted Nik and Laswell - due to Nik's not so discreet full-armed wave - was difficult to hide. Hands on his hips, he looked down, scuffing the grass with his boot bashfully before turning to listen to the referee outline his expectations.
Sometimes she forgot about the sixteen year age gap between them; he was so brilliant at it all, so driven, so focused and relentless, he was her peer and her equal, but she had already been at the game for twelve years when he enlisted at 16. Whatever she felt in that moment at seeing John so pleased by their presence, his cheeks dimpling in that full-hearted grin he had, felt annoyingly maternal. She necked some beer.
Nik leaned in. "He will choose to receive."
"Mhm."
"Laswell," Nik said, feigning shock as she hid her smirk against her plastic pint.
The navy took the ball with them, the ref jogged backward with his hand in the air, and the two teams lined up. John was the 'fly half', which Kate understood to mean he was the decision maker of the team. It required effective leadership and communication to connect the forwards with the backline and navigate the enemy defence. The perfect role for one Captain Jonathan Price if ever there was one. Which explained the bright yellow captain's band wrapped around his bicep, clashing with the green and white jersey with its big number 10 on the back.
A single peep of the whistle marked the start of the game and the navy's number 10 put their boot to the ball, the rest of the team surging down the pitch behind it. One of the backline received the ball and immediately shipped it out towards the wings to begin making progress in the opposite direction.
The difference between American football and Rugby had always struck Laswell; the ball was the same-ish shape, there were set pieces for different scenarios, but that's where the similarity ended. Rugby was about keeping play moving. It was a relentless, brutal battle down the pitch, with hits that made her teeth shake and no padding between bodies and the impact.
The navy was playing aggressively, forcing the army's backline to reset. Every time the army's scrum half dug the ball out of the breakdown - which was what Laswell understood the huge pile of bodies on the floor to be called - John was there to receive it. He was agile, twisting, turning, everywhere at once; a testament to his own hard work to maintain his fitness and mobility.
One of the navy forwards was too slow off the mark and slammed into John once he'd passed the ball, bringing him to the ground hard with a shoulder to the gut. Nik was halfway out of his chair on instinct, and Laswell reached out a hand for his forearm. "It's part of the game, Nik. An honest mistake." The ref blew the whistle. Free kick.
John rolled to his feet, tugging the legs of his shorts down from the creases of his thighs before plucking the ball from the ground. He chose to kick into touch and gathered his team before the lineout. They hunkered down, listening intently. Laswell could hear his voice in her mind, imagined his tone, and when she glanced off to Nik and saw the look on his face, she knew he was doing the same.
John set the backline, barking over his shoulder and gesturing with his arm to get them in position, once he was happy, he indicated to the scrum half to take the throw in. The ball sailed over the heads of the two lines and found the hands of the army's flanker, who knocked it with practised ease into John's waiting palms. It sailed down the line quick, John sprinting behind the line. The navy thought they were going for a try at the wing and sent their players down to meet it. John cut in halfway and took the ball through a gap created by their miscalculation.
The hulking opposition forwards couldn't catch him once he had the space to open up with long strides, and he pushed one optimistic player off him like he was nothing. Laswell heard Nik breathe something in Russian, leaning forward in his chair, only to leap up the moment that ball touched the try line. She stood with him to clap and he threw an arm around her shoulder jubilantly. "He is so good, did you see? Like a jet, I cannot--" she missed the rest, because he was too busy celebrating, half his beer splashing onto the ground.
An orange five appeared on the scoreboard at first, and then John turned it into a seven when he kicked the ball over the middle bar between the two posts. "A conversion, Laswell," Nik informed her, toasting the scoreboard as it ticked up.
John's try seemed to turn the tables. Now that the army's side had seen the defence clinically dissected, it was like they were more confident in picking those holes. Seven turned to fourteen, fourteen to twenty-one. The navy managed to land a try shortly before half time but their fly half, John's junior by about fifteen years, missed the conversion kick, leaving the scoreboard at twenty-one to five.
Nik topped up their drinks while the two teams disappeared off the pitch, and returned with a flushed face after a suspiciously long time away. "You snuck into the changing rooms, didn't you?" She asked as she took the beer.
"Da," Nik confessed, shifting in his seat. "I did not stay long. He had a briefing to do."
"Of course he did," Laswell said, chuckling. No doubt Nik had gone to admire John in his kit up close; all that clinging lycra and polyester around John's frame. For a man, John had one hell of an ass. She was surprised Nik wasn't foaming at the mouth every time John bent over to receive the ball from the breakdown.
The second half started shortly after Nik's return. The army started with the ball this time, kicking it into the second half and chasing after it to shut down the offence before they could make ground.
The navy had apparently had what John would call a bollocking, because they were back to their form of the first twenty minutes, hitting hard and punishing gaps. Nik frowned as John was tackled for the third time in ten minutes. "They are targeting him," he growled.
"Oh yeah," a man to their left chimed in, "reckon their skipper told 'em to break that one's legs."
"Nik, it's trash talk," Laswell warned as the big Russian suddenly coiled with tension. "They will try to close down any advantages. He's one of them."
She, perhaps, spoke too soon, because the next hit made John stay down a bit longer, and he disappeared under a pile of bodies that dwarfed even him. When he finally got to his feet, there was blood streaming from his eyebrow. The ref blew his whistle and pointed at John's face, then the sidelines. He didn't even argue his case, chucking his armband to the scrum half's hand before jogging over to the medic, replaced by a sub.
Nik had been on his feet throughout, and now tracked John to the sidelines with his eyes, no doubt scrutinising his gait for abnormality. "It is superficial," Nik said, perhaps convincing himself not to vault the stands. "He will go back on."
"After being kicked in the head?"
Nik frowned, arms folded over his chest. He wasn't happy about it either.
As predicted, John returned to the pitch at the next blow of the whistle, his head wrapped in bandages and tape. The army had put up a valiant defence while he'd been off, and did so for the rest of the game, allowing only one more try to sneak through and returning it threefold. The final score at the end was forty-two to twelve in favour of the army, and the boisterous celebrations on the pitch carried on through the sportsmanlike cheers exchanged by both teams, followed by handshakes and cheers for the ref.
Nik and Laswell picked their way through the stands to the main bar to wait for John to emerge from the changing rooms. Another thing she quite liked about this sport in particular was that the players cleaned up in shirts and ties before they were allowed out. She had thought it was a services thing, a hang up about order and respectability, but no, they even observed the rule at club level. It was about respecting the clubhouse, the fans, the game and each other.
It took John about thirty minutes to arrive, his white shirt and green tie neatly pressed, wool trousers belted at his waist. Nik was on him in seconds, one hand taking his jaw, tilting his head left and right, to inspect the cut through his eyebrow. "Nik," John said through a soft laugh, "s'olright, been checked over."
"For concussion?"
"Yeah. Just a stud scrape. Nothin' dramatic."
Nik's hand slipped around the back of John's neck and Laswell could see the desperate desire to kiss his partner flash over his face, but in the end he only nodded and drew away. She sighed. So much had changed, and yet so much stayed the same.
"Kate, you made it," John said, that Quokka-smile in place and big arms enclosed her in a hug.
"Oh, I was in the area." She returned the embrace and then pushed the pint of bitter into his hands. "Well-earned, I think."
"Huh, yeah, 'm fuckin' knackered," he admitted, wiping the foam from his moustache after he took a sip. "A few of the lads want to do a crawl through the local bars, but I'm gonna turn in. Monday's chocka."
"I don't blame you," Laswell said, hopping onto a stool. "I thought you'd play soccer, you know."
"Rugby is a gentleman's sport and the captain is a gentleman." Nik sat next to her, his elbows on the bar. "Soccer is for thugs and idiots, no?"
"Hoohoo, shit, don't let Simon hear you say that, Nik," John said, leaning his hip against the bar at Nik's side. "You'd have to sleep with one eye open."
"So, the Liverpool scarf is just for show." Laswell recalled the tattered old thing hanging up in a frame in John's office. It sat right next to his medals of valour and a photograph of the 141 in Belgrade.
"Naw, once a Red always a Red."
"That means something very different where I am from," Nik said lightly.
Laswell chuckled low in her throat and John threw his arm around Nik's shoulder for a squeeze. They stayed until the man of the match was announced and, unsurprisingly, John had been selected by the team for his try.
He received the award in the same understated way he did his medals; a thank you to his team and to the panel, then 'all the best' before heading back to his drink. Once again Laswell watched Nik swallow the desire to demonstrate the affection bubbling beneath his skin. She was glad for Nik that John would require plenty of care this evening; an opportunity to dote to his heart's content.
Despite the generally positive experience, she was glad to flop into the backseat of Nik's hired Audi, watching the streets of London flit by as they left the pitch behind. By the time they dropped her off at the hotel, John was struggling to keep his eyes open, slumped low in the front seat, his arms folded tightly across his chest as if to hold himself together. She exchanged a look with Nik in the rearview mirror, the creases around his eyes betraying his knowing grin. John was clinging on for her benefit. Sweet, but unnecessary.
She opened the door but leaned forward to squeeze his shoulder before stepping out. "Well done today."
"Cheers," he said sleepily, one of his big paws parting over the top of her palm. "Thanks again. 'ppreciate it."
"Any time, John. I enjoyed myself. See you soon."
She patted Nik's shoulder too and he touched her wrist in return, before she left them to head to a well-earned rest in their Premier Inn. Hopefully a kiss too, or Nik might just implode.
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Nik managed to convince John into a bath with the promise of a glass of whiskey. Without it, he would be stiffer in the morning and not in a way they could enjoy.
Once John was settled amongst the bubbles, Nik sat at the side with a pillow beneath his rear, one hand in the water to stroke whatever part of John happened to be near, while the other held a novel open against his thigh.
"Thanks for comin' today," John said in the comfortable quiet. His voice was soft, his eyes lidded. He had sunk lower, the waterline lapping at his collarbone.
"Of course. I enjoyed watching you in your element, John."
"It was the... uh, first time someone's come t' see me play."
Nik let the novel fall closed and twisted, resting his chin on the edge of the tub. "Have you not invited the sergeants, or the lieutenant?"
"Ah, they have better things to do 'n come and watch me play rugger at the weekend."
"I think you underestimate how much your team loves and admires you."
John hummed in the way he did when he wanted to argue but knew it was a losing fight. Nik got that noise more and more these days when it came to John's perception of other's opinions of him. He had an accurate and pragmatic understanding of his own abilities when it came to work, but that didn't seem to translate into a sound understanding of how much he was admired. The hum was a step forward towards acceptance, in Nik's opinion.
"You will invite them next time."
"Oh will I?"
"Da. And they will feel honoured by the invitation."
"What if I get my arse kicked? Almost did today."
"Then they will be there to pick you back up again, as they are in the field."
John fell silent, heaving a sigh through his nose. Nik gathered his legs underneath him and slipped his second hand in the water to caress the aching body within it. He ran the backs of his fingers over John's chest, down the valleys of his abdomen to the v-shape dips of his hips, and finally to his thighs.
"How are these?"
"Sore. They'll be fi--mm, Nik...'
"Is good?"
"Mmhm."
Nik rubbed his thumbs in firm circles, feeling knots and tension pop beneath them, and watched John's expression melt back into relaxation. He moved from one leg to the other, working his way up slowly across the large expanse of muscle to John's hip.
"Enjoyin' yerself?" John asked, an eye popping open to study Nik's face.
"Da. Watching your legs today was... hm, it made me want to spread them in the shower and demonstrate my admiration."
If it wasn't for the warm water, John would have flushed, but Nik was content by the shy smile he got instead. "In front of the entire team, eh? Filthy git," John mumbled.
"If you would enjoy others watching me make love to you, then I would consider it."
"Fuckin' 'ell, Nik," John said, scrubbing a hand across his face. His body betrayed him though, because the mere thought of it has caused his prick to harden enough to peak just above the surface. Nik tickled up the inside of John's thighs to his sac, fingertips stroking the heavy weight of it in the warm water. John's knees tilted out to give Nik access and he reached for Nik's chin with one wet hand, guiding him down for a kiss.
Nik kissed greedily as he played gently between John's legs, revelling in the vulnerability of his lover's exhausted body surrendering to the tenderness he offered. His tongue swept into John's mouth, licking the taste of whiskey from his teeth, the tip brushing the ridges of his pallet, sucking his tongue, his lips, before sinking lower to kiss his neck.
John made soft noises of pleasure, his heels skidding across the ceramic of the tub, damp fingers winding into Nik's hair. In the warmth of the water, his skin was soft, sensitive, and Nik knew how to touch him. Had spent many a night learning what made John moan and sigh, how his entire body was a map of erogenous zones desperate for a gentle hand that Nik was more than willing to provide.
When Nik encircled John's prick, stroking slowly back and forth, John let out a pleased sigh. "Fuck, Nik... Dunno whether I have the energy."
"You do not need it. Let me look after you."
"Would prefer t' give as good as I get. Ahh, fuck, Nik..."
Nik soaped his hand using the pump at the side of the bath and returned to John's eager prick. Tired he may be, but his body yearned for Nik as much as Nik's did for him. Nik kept a firm pressure, squeezing a little former on the upstroke, precum splashing over the edge of his fist. "John, you are so beautiful... You are so desperate for me."
"Yeah, Nik, haa, ah, god fuck, I'm close already..."
"Come for me then. Do not hold back. I will have you tomorrow, spread your legs and take what I want..."
"Fuck..."
"I know you wanted me to take you in that changing room, your blood running hot--"
"Ahh, Nik, fu--"
"--I know you wanted to touch yourself in the shower, thinking of me--"
"Mm, yeah, yeah, please, Nik..."
"I know what you need, I know how you ache for it, how you want to be filled by my cock and fucked well."
John latched onto the edge of the tub as he came, his thighs and stomach pulling tight, head pushing back as his cock pulsed in Nik's hand. Nik slowed his stroke, milking out the aftershocks as John gasped.
Nik kissed him lightly on the lips as his pleasure faded to throbbing embers, releasing his softening prick to rinse his hand. "Beautiful."
"Just nutted to dirty talk. Not sure beautiful's really the word."
"You do not see yourself as I do," Nik replied, admiring the brightness in those blue eyes, the ruffled hair, the flush. Beautiful was too empty a word for the majesty of John Price, but it would suffice for now. "Time for bed, John. Come."
Nik helped John out of the bath, teasing him about his shaking legs as he helped dry him with a second towel. John slipped naked into the soft, clean sheets Nik wasn't complaining; it would be easier to tease him open tomorrow morning. He was asleep and snoring softly before Nik had even switched the lamp off, the pillow clutched under his head.
Before Nik could sleep, he worked himself over to a swift and gutless orgasm that would allow him to sleep, knowing full well he would be satisfying himself in John come the morning. He fell asleep admiring the peaceful lines of John's face, eternally grateful he had the honour of calling John his.
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starscreamers · 6 days ago
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my favorite running gag from tf g1 is starscream proclaiming himself as the leader of the decepticon everytime megatron went through a moment of inconvenience.
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raelle-writing · 11 months ago
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PheeJin moments living in my head rent free
A non-exhaustive list:
The tension in this scene ~
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Do I even need to say it?
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When Phee covers Jin with the blanket after a traumatic night.
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When Phee goes into attack mode as he sees Jin is in danger
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The way Phee holds Jin after saving him
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Phee promising to protect Jin
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The little nose touch, I'll never be over it
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Phee comforting Jin while they're stuck
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Phee taking care of Jin's dislocated shoulder
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And the way Jin looks a Phee right afterwards ~
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IDK guys I'm just super obsessed with them, I hope we get more soooooooooooooon
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fantasyconcrete · 7 months ago
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Whendi's shriek was muffled by her refusal to let go, and she flailed her arms, striking Butch to try and get him to release her first.
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“WaAHH—!!!” A pained yelped escapes the cowboy when those teeth sink into his shoulder, and though he’s sure she probably can bite harder, he had nearly been the subject of a meal on many occasions and once he realizes it’s not going to be as hard as he thinks, he grips her shoulders firmly.
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“Ya call that a bite? Hah! Yer gonna have t’chomp harder than that, crazy eyes!” And with that, Butch decides to bite her right back, in the crook where her shoulder meets her neck.
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sentrysapper · 6 months ago
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causalityparadoxes · 7 months ago
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Have people checked if Susan Twist is genuinely that actor's name yet? Because I vividly remember them using fake names for the master's credits a few times (NOT saying she's the master, just that its been done before). Is that like, genuinely her name, or what
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litfeathers · 2 years ago
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teatitty · 1 month ago
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I need StarBee to happen in a like. Aang and Zuko becomin friends way, but specifically that part where Aang asked "do you think we could've been friends?" and Zuko attacks him but you can tell he's strugglin internally about it. I need Starscream to want to make friends and have no idea how to go about it so he keeps doing the dumbest shit imaginable and then getting mad when it doesn't work out. I need Bumblebee to be equally frustrated at first until it finally clicks and he makes an effort to start meeting Starscream half way and for Starscream to form a very unwell attachment to him as a result
He denies they're friends even while sharing a milkshake with Bee and then turns around and is like "this guy cut you off in traffic. We should kill him >:]" "Starscream no it's not that serious!" "TSK"
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bastionbibi · 11 months ago
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She ALWAYS hides behind him it's pretty fucking cute imo. And Shinichi's already used to it, just expecting her to hide and shields her no question asks.
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I know that it's pretty much a given, he's the only one she can trust, but that wasn't always the case, right? I love how it's an established dynamic between them now.
Especially in the later chapters, when she kept getting haunted and he just JUMPS IN, feeling just as protective, seeing that she was almost killed a couple of times already and despite not saying it, wouldn't that give any man some level of anxiety??
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Shiho just expects Shinichi to be the literal shield between her against the world. But isn't it ironic that at the same time, if her shield is threatened, she's even willing to give her life to protect him?
Two sides of the same coin.
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