#Ah yes Gabriel is such a babygirl

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I'm so sorry for this i couldnt help myself 😭 (its a joke btw no offence to cam)

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Xena Reactions S1Ep17! Here we go, after surviving covid...

A shiny! Aaaand lots of hooded people

OOP THEY STOLE

Hehe Xena

Oh she's enjoying chasing him

GABRIELLE MY BELOVED :D

They replaced it beforehand shdhshs

Thunk thunk thunk. Hehe

She wants to EMPLOY him. AIGHT

"the most valuable object in the world" Xena you've already got Gabrielle's heart

"Didn't Hercules tell you I'm an honourable man?" the SILENCE

He untied his hands... Gabrielle just going "Ah. Ah."

HEHE SHE TIED HIS FEET TOO

Them playing to his ego

"No it worked. I'll do it" djfhshhd

"However, this man has financial needs"

"Any less and it wouldn't be" dhdh Exactly buzz off

Him chewing on the toothpick T_T

The uncomfortable laughter

Xena wants to stab him so bad. And I completely agree.

"He was my brother" SPITS. XD

Oh hello Xena... I'm looking respectfully at the cleavage

PFFFT He just tried to kill the dude xD

Are they gonna pull him overboard

Oh, okay just across the deck

-_- Urgh, men

HE CAN CHOKE ON THAT GRAPE

"Nothing is as big as mine" 😭

"Hu. Only one bed." Please...

"Heads it is" Hehe. She flipped him

OOOOOH, That sounds like an intriguing mechanism, so finely tuned

She's got to dance again?

Oh is he making a mold of the key to make his own later

AHAHAHAAA, She yeeted the food at him

He deserves it.

Oop, did he die??? Yikesss

Awww, they helped Xena <3

"my mother died when I was eight" Why is it always 8 year olds. Like... Seriously XD

AHAHAHAAA HER TOPPING HIM

Headbutt the guy sjdhshs

"You and he didn't..." I call it now this bisexual dude made out with Hercules

Her distracting the guy. And his foot got caught.

UUUUH

She's so annoyed with these men, she just wants her wifey

GABRIELLE!?

OOP. The real Centerius

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

Yay they save Gabrielle

Those two are going to kiss. Because I say so.

Xena helping... Or something

HER VOICE GOES SO SOMFT WHEN SHE TALKS TO GABRIELLE

Gabrielle my beloved babygirl

Urgh not THAT guy again

"I think I'm kidding myself" yes you are

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

This is so ridiculous omg

That's the noise my shoulder also makes

GABRIELLE TO THE RESCUE

MY BELOVED GABRIELLE (hand in marriage pls?)

Did Xena just stab a guy in the nuts? New bottom surgery just dropped

Oh it can glow ominously

A LIGHT :D

Is it gonna melt his face off

Okay it just burned him. LOLLLLLL

It this the Ten Commandments???

"And after this, I never will" Lmao

SJFHDHD PLS HE'S WAITING FOR A KISS AND SHE HOLDS OUT HER HAND

He saved it for himself with a kiss to her hand

Awww, he gave back the money

GABRIELLE!!!!

Istg... She's just like one Jenny Flint fr 😂

And Xena being all "Omg thou shalt not steal???" the flirting and teasing fr

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Daryl x Reader - Forgive me father for I have sinned ( 30 Days Series) [SMUT]

Previous chapters are avaiable on my masterlist ♥

Day 14: sex in the church

Fandom: The Walking Dead

Pairing: Daryl Dixon x Reader

Warning: SMUT (doggie style and a little bit of daddy kink...I REGRET NOTHING)

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO; SORRY FOR EVENTUAL ERRORS.

After the Scavengers took Father Gabriel, his church was a mess.

Everything was scattered around the place so that’s why I’m here...Rick framed me to be the one to help Father Gabriel out.

It’s not that I don’t like him, I understand his reasons, however he almost got Rick killed against that stupid spiked walker.

“Gabriel, where do I put these books?”

He turned to me smiling...why is he always smiling?

“Put them inside that furniture dear” he answered, pointing at one big closet.

It’s been hours since we started to tidy up this place, and there’s still a lot to do.

Suddenly the big doors of the church opened, revealing the figure of my beautiful man.

“Hey sunshine how are you doing?” He start walking toward me with a big grin.

He knows very well how I hate tidying up.

“Oh? You’re asking me or Father Gabriel?” we both laughed.

Gabriel really is a “sunshine”, he’s the “glass half full” kind of guy.

“Smartass” Daryl answered back, before give me a peck on my lips.

“Oh hey Daryl! What bring you here?” Gabriel happears behind Daryl’s back, making us jump.

“Except you bossing around my girl?” Daryl joked before continue,

“Rick needs to talk with you about the Scavengers”.

Father Gabriel’s smile faltered a little.

“Very well then...(Y/n) you can continue without me, I’ll be back soon”

With that said he walks toward the entrance, disappearing behind the big doors.

Once I made sure he was really gone, I let out a loud grunt before sitting against the altar.

Daryl chuckled and sits next to me.

“I’m so tired and there’s still so much to do” I complain, leaning my head on Daryl’s broad shoulder.

“C’mon sunshine, you can do it” he kiss the top of my head softly.

I let out a soft sigh. “Can we stay like this the whole day? I really need to relax”.

Daryl’s big hand lift my face up from his shoulder, making me face him.

“I can help you with that” he whispered, getting very close to me.

“Oh? care to show me how?” I murmur.

In a moment, his lips are on mine, starting a slow and loving dance.

He bit my lower lip, making me letting out a little yelp.

Daryl took advantage of that, letting his tongue meeting mine.

I start to moan into the kiss, while he’s tongue submit mine.

 “Daryl...we can’t...Father Gabriel will comeback soon” I try to say between kisses.

“Better be quick then, baby”.

It’s been so long since we had sex, and feeling his mouth on me and his hoarse voice, makes me want him more.

I quickly get up from the ground, extending my hand to him: “C’mon” I winked at him.

With a grin on his face, Daryl took my hand.

I quickly walk us toward one of the confessionals, pulling Daryl inside.

His lips and hands are on me in no time.

While he’s busy devouring my lips I unzip his pants and start to palming his cock.

Daryl lets out a moan and brings his hands under my tank top.

“No bra today?You dirty little girl” he start to play with my breasts, making me moan.

Suddenly he lift the hem of my tank top up exposing my breasts.

“Look at this beautiful tits” he said before taking my left nipple into his mouth.

“Aah..Daryl don’t stop”

I pull at his long hair making him growl.

Finally I’m able to take out his erection,pumping it up and down.

“mmh...you like to play with daddy’s cock huh? Let me return the favour”.

In an heartbeat my jeans and panties are on the ground, while Daryl begin a circular movement on my clit.

“Oh fuck yes... more”.

I was already so wet and ready for him.

“Babygirl, you shouldn’t curse in a church” he whispered with his hoarse voice.

“Forgive me father for I have sinned” I joke, winking at him.

His deep blue eyes darkened with lust.

With a quick motion I find myself bend down on the confessional’s seat, with Daryl entering me from behind.

“Oh baby, you’re so tight and wet for me”

“Yeah, that’s all for you daddy”

Daryl start a fast rhythm, touching all the right places with his cock.

“Harder...ah..faster...oh God please don’t stop”

“Take it all (Y/n), take your punishment like a good girl”.

The dirty talk just intensify the pleasure I’m feeling.

Since Daryl’s thursts became harder and faster, I could tell that he was close.

Suddenly he lean down on my back, still thrusting into me.

“Now babygirl, be good and come on daddy’s cock” he start to play with my clit.

“ooh daddy, i’m so close”.

The feeling of his erection filling me, his hand on my clit and his deep moans was enought to bring me over the edge.

“Oh fuck yes daddy!” 

After a few thrusts Daryl came inside of me, with my name on his lips.

Once we cought our breathe, Daryl lift me up gently and turns me to face him.

“Feeling better?” a small smile appears on his face.

“Oh you can bet on it” I return the smile, standing on my tip toes trying to give him a kiss.

However before my lips could met his, a voice makes us jump: “(Y/n)? are you still there?”

You and Daryl stare at each other with wide eyes.

“I’ll go out first, trying to distract him” I whisper to my man before giving him a quick peck on his lips.

I fix my clothes and hair and finally came out from my hiding place.

“I’m here! I was checking on the confessionals, making sure everything is okay”

I say while I turn him in a way that he’s giving his back to the confessional and the church exit.

“Oh good!...are you okay? You seems a little flushed” he asked with his usual smile on his face.

While I’m staring at him, I notice Daryl sneaking out from our “love nest” and heading to the exit.

Smiling at the thought of the previous event I give him an excuse:

“Yeah I’m fine...it’s just a really hot day”.

Let’s just hope he won’t check that confessional.

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I'm sick and bored and this is the only content i'm able to make guys 😔

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Xena Reactions S3Ep1! We're baaaack! I got to watch some Xena, partly as recovery from stuff.

Heyyy, Gabrielle is on the DVD cover now yippie!!

O///O I start episode and there is woman dancing...

Ngl they're pretty hot

EW ARES JUMPSCARE

I don't like the voyeuristic character of thiiiiiii IS HE GETTING A LAP DANCE

Alecto??? Are those the Furies??

Uh oh... Guilty?

Ares ur gross. Fuck off.

"Cool" sdhfhd

Gabby's top changed. The clothes top I mean.

Awwww, Xena wants food

AHAHA GABRIELLE CHEATS

"Okay maybe cheating is an overstatement"

YIPPIE THEY BEAT UP GUYS

Uh oh. She's lost her mind. The comedy sound effects

"I didn't mean to do that" gives him his sword back dhfhdd

"I love the smell of warrior sweat and in the morning" 😭

SHE'S JUGGLING

Did she call her Manes???

"I can see where I've been" 😂

"HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY" SJDHFHDHD

Please, she's hungyyy

Xena is a pouty kid, and Gabrielle is like Please for me? And Xena, ok 😘 (Vastra is like that too XD)

Awww, she's putting daisies in her hair

Gosh she wakes up and is so frightened for her gf

NOOOOO

SOMFT TOUCH "Xena they're afraid of you" btw is she naked. I guess if the people died they'd at least have seen Xena naked XD

Awwwww, Gabrielle is so gentle with her gf 🥺

"Then take it it's driving me insane"

Father? Gosh, like the one Ares pretended to be?

OUGH SHE PUSHED GABRIELLE AWAY...

Noooo, BABYGIRL! She ran off

Gosh poor Xena

Bad CGI :D

CALLISTO??? OH IT'S GABRIELLE

Nooooo poor Gabrielle!

I mean... Xena tying Gabrielle up? 👀

Her hands not behaving

SPIN PUNCH. Holy shit.

This is just me stimming honestly

Her mummmmm. Aw poor Xena

WHAT. PLOT TWIST??? I mean. Good for you Cyrene

TO SACRIFICE HER TO ARES OMFG???

I love the composition of that shot of Xena focused in the foreground and Cyrene in the background.

OH A CYCLE OF HAAAATE

and now the same shot with Gabrielle

"That life is a joke" Ough

"Lunatic with lethal combat skills"

Aj aj aj, Xena leaves...

OH. IS THIS A CALLBACK TO S1 WHERE SHE BURIED HER WEAPONS AND WAS ABOUT TO KILL HERSELF

Urgh. Fuck Ares

Oh ffs he wants to turn her into a brutal killer again

Yuck, Ares, yuck

"I'm crazy, I'm not stupid" REAL

Her just yelling at Ares. As she should

OI! DON'T YOU DARE INSULT GABRIELLE

Yes well DUUUUH he didn't regain his sanity like that...

Ares, stop grabbing Gabrielle

"Cos you're my father" dhfhdhdbdvd

"Do the bargaining"

Please the way they WIPE THE FLOOR WITH ARES

Alecto is funky XD

"Hey come on you two, you're nog gonna get it on AGAIN are you" please

Oh what a nice callback to the very first episode and Xena's fight with Draco

Not the gravity-defying kick back

"I'm gonna use you as a shield, Gabrielle. Just kidding" 😂

ROTTEN FRUIT

"I still don't get what you see in her" WELL I DO, PISS OFF, ARES.

Gosh poor Cyrene... 😢 No one blames you, love

HANG ON SO WHEN ARES PRETENDED TO BE HER DAD IN S1 😭😭😭 I mean... I don't think Ares could get it on with Cyrene. She's too good for him. But ah well

Yesss hug Cyrene!

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Aaand Xena reactions S1Ep7!

Is Xena gonna rob the guys

Ohhh, she knows him?

I love muscular women beating up men

I looove Gabrielle's hairstyle

RIDES OFF WITHOUT GF DBFBDHJSDJHD

Maybe don't go into the dark cave...

Priests? (Pretty woman)

GABRIELLE SMART BABYGIRL

Did she... Just awaken titans... Yuuuuup

"This virgin" Gabrielle like HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THAT

Are they beholden to her

"SACRED GODDESS"

Xena like O_o the entire time

Gabrielle I feel like you should say please and thank you...... 😅

"May I speak with you for one moment, o sacred one?" Xenaaa

Oop the Titans don't like itttt... Who could've seen that coming

"You're just being too cynical" hhhj

Xena is VERY worried for her gf

"I'm the sacred one's protector" GAY LOVE. LESBIANS.

She stabbed thru his foot

Wow, rude, mr Titan son

Templeee

Ohhh, titan brother Cronus

Titan threesome when

Second chant? Hell nah

Uh oh.

"You're both a couple of idiots" shdhdhdh

OF COURSE THE KIDS HAVE A HOLY FIELD TRIP.

I draw the line at eating/hurting children

BRO THE PRIEST DID NOT TAKE HIS EDUCATOR ROLE SERIOUSLY. He just RUNS AWAY without checking on the kids.

"Saves us trouble later on" 😅

Titan fight... CHILDREN RUNNNN

Xena <3

"Nooo, please" STAB. rude.

At least the kids are safe

..... Ffs stupid men.

OUCH

FREES HERSELF WHOOOOP

haha, Hession you loser

"Going against the gods" ah, the old story

"After you've been around for a while you come to expect these things" Gabrielle trying to hide her relief. Lesbianism

Xena like NERDSSSSS...

"Forget it, Gabrielle" She just wants to keep her gf from harm

Platonic spooning, Xena is being a heartbroken lesbian about it

OH GODS THE LESBIANS ARE FIGHTING

Running off alone? Recklessss. Stupidly brave.

She was captured in a lil cave

"I don't know this language" shdhdbd

"She's trying to prove herself to me..." girlfriends

If anyone can stall it's Gabrielle so true

"I'm no longer a virgin😊" yes because you keep having lesbian sex with Xena

"There's a piece missing" "There's a piece- missing" :D :/

Morphs hand into stone

"She saved the day. As usual."

BWAHAHA GABRIELLE REJECTING THE STRAIGHTNESS

"I could never hate you, your heart's always in the right place" 🥺🥰

Gayyyyy! I'm fully invested now, suckers, get ready for Xena reactions for a few weeks

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Xena reactions S1Ep6, and one more after that for tonight XD

Xena's stupid grin gods she's so in love with Gabrielle

"Don't get lost" GABRIELLE'S FACE

Oh no, someone killing people?

First aiddd

Do they not understand first aid. Urgh

Introooo

Entire smol village after her

"Gabrielle!" shouts for gf

Gf is trying to chill in her undergarments. Pweeetty

Screw the man. (me every episode)

YO THEY PASS THROUGH THE HOODED GUY???

The way Gabrielle is SO chill about it. And believes Xena without question

"If we get separated" YOU CAN'T SEPARATE LESBIANS IT'S ILLEGAL ACTUALLY

And there was only one horse (just like with Gigolas)

"It's me you want, let her go" HHHHHHH GAY.

Gabrielle so shocked Xena allows them to take her captive so long as Gabrielle is unharmed

"Save yourself" HHHHH Gabrielle doesn't wanna leave herrrrrr

XENA'S LIL SMIRK

ARES!? God of War??

"out of yourself" sounds dodgy

STOP UNDRESSING HERRRRR

*BACK* 👀

Damn care for the elderly, healthcare? Better than 'merica...

What kinda offer is that. Just let her have adventures with her lesbian gf

Boooo to the villagers

Xena in your gf we trust

Gabrielle my babygirl... "She's the only murderer here" "Not for long" HHHHHHHHH she's everything.

Gabrielle as her advocate, in lesbians we trust

"You would've done the same for me" GAAAY

Gabrielle will find something, she's literally so smart

OH FFS ARES SCREW YOU

He wants to bring Xena to call on him

Poor Gabrielle

BUT NONE OF THE MEN WHO DIED CARRIED SWORDS HHHHHHHHHH she's so smart

"Any of the blood get on you?" "Well obviously, I was helping him" The Point Is Right Thereee. Saw it, walked past the point.

Urgh lil bitchy village

Gross. I hate this guy.

RIPS THE CHAINS

Honestly the guys fucking TORTURING HER had it coming so much. She deserves to go wild.

NOOOOOOO, SHE HARMED GABRIELLE. AND NOW GABRIELLE RUNSSS

:((( I'm sobbing gaaaaah the ANGST (once again. I am trying not to draw parallels to Jenny and Vastra, HOWEVER. I'm *just saying*)

"What you did wasn't you" HHHH *dies of lesbian emotions I'm experiencing*

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JUSTICE AND THE LAW

The smiles!??? I AM NOT SOBBING AT ALL

Ah fuckkkk

Blergh, Ares... Screw you

"Only if they find me guilty" :3

Ah yes. Force of arms. Totally for peace.

Oh who's she gonna make him bring back

The people ARES KILLED??? >:) if they aren't dead, they can't execute her

"marvellously manipulated" brilliance I love her

"the very soul of goodness" WHOOOP

Gabrielle's HAPPY smileee

HHHHHHHHHH LESBIANS

pfffftttt, Gabrielle hit her sbdhshsh

As you can tell I was REALLY gay while watching this.

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Xena reactions S1Ep5!

"And that one of their parents was made here" Ew, straights. (joking)

Uh oh.

"Places like this always have the best food" *dude tossed out the window* "And the best atmosphere"

Pls Xena just beating up people in the back

"Did you ever notice we never have trouble getting a table" dhdhdhsh

NOT THAT KIND OF HIRE SHDGDHSH GABRIELLE GETTING SUPER DEFENSIVE

Did Gabrielle start counting the gold shdhdhd

*kicks guy catcalling her*

Does she work for love

He looks like a sweet boy. (It's the big brown eyes)

Gabrielle wanted to see her new amulet xD

Awwww, "decide that you like it again" awwwwwwww... Gabrielle is worried.

Gabrielle talking, we love. She's such a clever girl.

Ohhh, he wants to fuel war to sell more weapons. Of course.

"Long live who"

Is that her bro? 😂 (Sorry I'll just assume everyone is her brother bc lovers? Bullshitttt)

Gabrielle babygirl xD

"I just called your bluff" shdhdh

"and therefore reasonable" 😂

"Perfect we're getting into the castle" I love Gabrielle have I mentioned

EW STOP LICKING HER HAND MARCUS.

I wuv Xena

And hate the guy

She's gonna double cross him

Xena keeping a woman from killing herself. She will always save a woman.

"I found it best to listen when Xena speaks" wise words 😌

Hehe Xena knocking out a guy. We stan.

I fucking hate the guy. The old man one.

"Never found someone to trust" BABES XENA GONN EXPLOIT UR TRUST

"There's something different about you" proximity to Gabrielle. "It's like now you have the answer." GJ HDHDHDS GABRIELLE. THE ANSWER IS GABRIELLE.

EW. SMOOCH

Ah fuck they chained Gabrielle up

Bäh. Get this straight man away. Xena is NOT into it. XD

Her being all innocent. GAH OLD MAN GO AWAY.

"His companion????" Xena, internally

Okay but Xena holding the girl's head did something to me. Idk what. But it was gay.

Men being veeeery toxic masculinity...

Urgh is Marcus gonna hurt them. He's so

"I don't wanna stand by your grave" // "Someday you'll be standing over my grave" "Or you over mine." or something in Dinosaurs on a Spaceship

No I won't stop the Doctor Who / Xena parallels

YES GIRL K.O. THE GUY

Urgh, Marcus c'mon

......

Of course he dies.

At least the capitalist weasel is dead

I AM VERY CLOSE TO CRYING OVER MARCUS OMG

*dies dramatically*

Not the burial

May he rest in peace

"To be remembered like that is a good thing" GABRIELLE MAKES ME CRY

I had a journey starting to like Marcus, and thrn obviously he DIES... I'm still gay, expect more reactions.