#Aglaia facepalming as Hephaestus looks at Aphrodite with a shit eating grin
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Something I feel like a lot of people miss out on the Hephaestus-Aphrodite is the comedic potential, like imagine your handmaiden and bestfriend goes on to marry your ex-husband who humilated you?
Imagine the awkwardness whenever Aphrodite comes over to talk and mingle with her bestie
*Aphrodite knocks down the door to Aglaia's and Hephaestus's palace, giving them a surprise visit* Aphrodite: Aglaia!! I've missed you so much!! How have you been? I know it's only been-- *Finger counting* a day but still!
Aglaia, very excited to see her friend for their daily tea party: I've missed you too Lady Kypris! I've set up the table for us, unfortunately your favorite tea is gone... I swear I restocked it this morning. Aglaia looking over to Hephaestus who has a suspiciously shaped tea box item in his throat: Hephaestus: Hephaestus: Gee whiz, I wonder what could've happened to it.
#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#aglaia#aglaea#charis#aphrodite#hephaestus#And then Aphrodite rambles about how cute their kids are and spoils them with gifts while indirectly insulting Hephaestus#“OMG EUTHENIA!! LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOU'VE GROWN!! AUHAUHG WHAT A CUTIE PIE!! Unlike your b word dad.”#Aglaia facepalming as Hephaestus looks at Aphrodite with a shit eating grin
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