#Absolut Watermelon
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modern au and esen’s honkers are haunting the instagram feed
#id in alt text#yea this was inspired by That watermelon smashing vid#if u don’t know what i’m talking about you’re living a more peaceful life than i am#at first I was like hm maybe this is a bit too ooc for ouyang#then I remembered the 'doEs GeNerAL Xu pLAY thE FLuTE???' and I was like nah ok it checks out#no filter & accidentally revealing how much of a gayass he is is how he rolls#also rip Ma she's just trying to hang out with her boygf and that hideous Pest that Wretched Thang that useless twink#just manifests wherever zhu is and ruins the mood#she deserves to hatecrime him as much as possible#also I don't think esen is 100% aware he's posting blatant thirst traps. his insta is mostly pics of his horses and his beautiful eagle#then one vid of him doing mounted archery that breaks the internet for 3 weeks#rinse and repeat#also yeah wang's special skill is starting shit in the comments section#he would absolutely thrive in the toxic waste that is social media fights#ty for reading this far. more unhinged takes at 5#esen-temur#zhu yuanzhang#ma xiuying#general ouyang#the radiant emperor#she who became the sun#he who drowned the world#my art
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Day 273 of posting Jevil every day
#ahh summer. the season of fruits.#on an unrelated note happy pride month#this wasn’t meant to be a palestine reference I just ate some watermelon earlier today#however I do 100% stand with palestine and am wishing the absolute best for everyone suffering in the near future#dailyjevil#deltarune#deltarune jevil#jevil#jevil deltarune
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Quick Connie doodle before I (try to) sleep because I love her
#watermelons art#my art#doodles#i dont express it a lot but she absolutely means the world to me. oh connie i am so proud of your character arc#<- i mean yeah i had an. ENTIRE yap sesh on her LOL#oh girlie you deserve so much more than you're given credit for#i may not be as fixated on her but trust me i WILL yap about her for hours when asked. i adore her equally as much as i adore the lambs#connie my beloved. they could never make me hate you ever. youre trying your best <3#ride the cyclone#rtc#ride the cyclone musical#rtc constance#constance rtc#constance blackwood#constance ride the cyclone#ride the cyclone constance#connie rtc#rtc musical
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weretiger zoro absolutely demolishing some form of meal... your own fave food? additionally i imagine that mealtime with him would be sorta very messy business. OR channel that push-up energy for him to take over >:)
Maiming and killing some watermelons >:)
#zoro#roronoa zoro#zoro fanart#one piece#one piece art#op fanart#one piece fanart#tiger zoro#tiger zoro au#weretiger zoro#chose watermelon bc he's often seen eating them/is associated with them in official art i believe#and its fun to play with the gore/blood imagery ofcourse#its VERY messy business hehe#AND i love watermelon myself a lot too its one of my fave fruits#god i wish i could absolutely ravish one like this too lol#fav egg
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i've been trying to draw this little guy for years and this is the closest i've come to anything that looks like what i see in my brain. why are goblins so hard to draw, man?
inspired by @crayonturtle's grizzop :)
#bluebird.txt#rqg#seriously i. how do you draw goblins!!!!!!!#they always end up looking Weird and Wrong when i try to draw them#ill try harder i guess#for now i sorta copied crayonturtle's#so thanks for that if you see this your art is absolutely lovely and you're a core part of the rqg fandom o777#grizzop drik acht amsterdam#rqg grizzop#rusty quill gaming#bluebird's art#this post sponsored by watermelon gum :)
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#-10/10#looks absolutely vile#100% watched because he fine af#watermelon#mozzarella#tomato#brattylikestoeat#food#foodlr#food blog#video#foodie#cooking stim#stim cooking#savory stim#yummy
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hey can people please start making fanfic for twinkling watermelon because that show is my whole life right now but i’ve already watched all the tiktok edits and i crave content
#twinkling watermelon#i’m watermelon-deficient i swear#i need more yi chan#i need more cheong ah#i need a fic where the older brother time travels too#i need a reveal fic#just chapters on chapters of different ways han gyeol and eun yu figure out that theyre both time travelers#i need more eun ho (did i say that already?)#i absolutely need a fic where cheong ah beats tf out of her stepsister#look i know it’s het but PLEASE I BEG
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AH.
#wacky watermelons#listening to the last few eps of sherlock and co backlog#and. have spent the last 7 hours.. absolutely nauseous and off the shits#i finish sign of four part 9 tonight and then have to figure out how to go to bed bc i have an opening shift#fucking christ.#i am. off the fucking shits. i am going to throw up. im going to give myself heart disease#at work tomorrow im going to accidentally drop a fucking plastic bin on my head looney toons style and fucking die#so to sum it up: AH.
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i think last twilight is absolutely wonderful BUT it is yet again a victim to placing a creation in mistrustful hands. p'aof is good at portraying queer stories because he has lived those experiences, he is good at portraying grief because he draws from his own. therefore, last twilight is a beautiful portrayal of queer love but a disappointing portrayal of disability. the hierarchy of priorities places the focus on love and healing over the focus on disability and healing. and i can only wish they had more involvement from blind people or blind actors 😔
#last twilight#last twilight the series#anyway belt on for next js series#and for slightly more decent representation of disability i would highly recommend twinkling watermelon#it is an absolute delight to watch
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one thing about eun gyul is that he truly deeply loves his family and i love how he never once falters in his character. i love how the main real relationship in this drama is between him and his dad yichan. at the end of the day he got to meet his shining dad’s youth and have that unbreakable friendship after feeling lonely for such a long time
#twinkling watermelon#loyal bitch#full respect#did that reunion get to me when it cut to his dad’s younger self? oh absolutely
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i too went feral for that watermelon link magazine cover a while back,, he’s so cute i just wanna see him happy 🥺😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#Zelda#tears of the kingdom#TotK#zelda tears of the kingdom#Zelda TotK#zelda fanart#breath of the wild#zelda botw#BotW#daeyumi art#legend of zelda#redraw#that one watermelon link art from the magazine cover u know the one#honestly tho the tiny link in the profile pic is my proudest achievement just look at him#but srsly my favorite thing abt the og is that he’s alternating bites between the watermelon slices bc he would ABSOLUTELY do that
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The weather can't decide if it wants to piss nonstop or to let me have one last week of summer joy and I got tired of lugging the outdoor furniture cushions in/out, so this is my solution until I can get some good quality clear tarp sheets for the balcony and hopefully rainproof it, so that we can sit outdoors with a space heater on cozy rainy days (🤞 we'll see how the tarp does in high winds lmao).
#every year at this time the weather is peak topsy turvy#but this year it really takes the cake#58 and thunderstorms yesterday#sunny and 90 tomorrow#i cant live on edge like this 😭#i even made a huge pot of nabe yesterday (as you can see) because it was absolutely#hot pot + tea weather#and now it's like. watermelon and cold drinks time.#ughhh#withoutwords
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Leap Yeap water egg decided to be a fire baby
#very lovely combo thank you rng#hatched at the same time as sunshine hatching an absolute fuckin watermelon it was really funny#i took all the good colours im sorry#dragon share#scries#capsule gene
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'nother Vincent doodle from the artstyle study. I didn't wanna draw Rody so he gets to bandage himself up for some reason. Probably a mishap while cooking
(Yes I slightly stylized him with my lil hcs)
#watermelons art#my art#i think he might be my favorite.. riigght next to Manon. love Manon sm shes so me. <3#how come hes the only one that turns out really good in this lil study/exercise thing😭#i tried drawing Manon & Bok-Su during this already and they looked HORRID. ABSOLUTELY HORRID.#dead plate game#dead plate vincent#dead plate#studio investigrave#artstyle study
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Ramadan Mubarak everyone 🩷☪️
Drew this for this months banner in @7habitsofhighlyeviceratedpeople Outlast fandom server, highly recommend joining bc it’s fun asf in there and there are pretty cool ppl in there.
#outlast#walrider#hope everyone likes it#I had a lot of fun researching for this drawing#Ramadan is a absolutely beautiful holiday and I think everyone should learn abt it#ramadan#ramadan mubarak#🍉#drew little wal with a watermelon to try to honor free Palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free
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Living the life...
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