#Aary is an asshole
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A wasp got in the house at lunch time and when I got home from school (college) it was still there…I had to kill it because I didn’t know how to remove it safely. It wasn’t a painless death…
Aary’s still teasing me about it… Asshole.
#I just feel so bad because I was trying NOT to do that#but I’m so f*king short!#(well I have t-rex arms basically)#ugh!#me/g posts#traumatic experience documentation#Aary is an asshole#day in the life of Megavos
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Tinkaanavos headcnons
- they’re that One Group that has the one member that’s always getting showered in heart eyes (hint: it’s Tinker)
- Tinker is shorter than both Runaan and Aaravos so when they snuggle it’s like there are two weighted blankets pressed against him and he Loves It
- Aaravos is Touch Starved AF so he’s always being showered in physical affection by both of them
- Lots and L O T S and did I mention lots of snuggling and cuddling
- Aaravos: *wants to be the little spoon for once* Tinker: how is that even going to work you’re a literal fucking giant
- They end up figuring something out lmao
- Tinker is excitable as hell and both of them think it’s adorable
- Tinker is also the most likely one to call the other two out on their Bullshit™
- Aaravos prefers to fluster Runaan just because it’s more challenging but also he will absolutely say some over-the-top compliment to Tinker just to make him blush lmao
- Power struggle during cuddles lol
- Runaan and Tinker: *kissing on the mouth* Aaravos, like the asshole he is: *puts himself between them trying to kiss both of them at the same time*
- These two are the only ones Runaan is willing to let his guard down around, like, ever
- But only when they’re alone so he knows they’re definitely safe
- Runaan didn’t trust Aaravos at first (You have found something worse than death), but after what actually happened in the past was cleared up and he got to know him better he came around
- Tinker, upon first seeing Aaravos: [gay panic]
- Runaan and Tinker have known each other since they were young, so Aaravos felt a little out of place at first
- But they reassured him that they loved him just as much as each other and he calmed down (and probably cried happy tears)
- Tinker was the last one to meet Aaravos (Runaan was the first)
- He was intimidated by Aaravos at first because this guy is a fucking Archmage who mastered all six Primal Elements how the fUCK WAS HE SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN--
- Tinker used to think he was monogamous so he really struggled with the idea of polyamory at first but Runaan comforted him (”The moon has more than one phase, my love...”)
- You’d never expect it but Runaan is physically affectionate AF
- He’d kiss the diamonds on Aaravos’ face and trace tiny lil kisses along Tinker’s markings
- Between Tinker’s overwhelming need for physical displays of affection, Aaravos’ touch-starved-ness and Runaan’s gentle touches it basically ends up being a snugglefest 99% of the time
- They always sleep in the same area together, usually either with two of them spooning the other or with one on their back with the other two lying on top of them
- Runaan teaches the other two archery, Tinker teaches the other two smithing, and Aaravos is usually secretive but he will sometimes teach them the more simple aspects of magic
- Tinker, while practicing archery *drops his bow, trips over the string and falls* Runaan, playfully smirking: “Am I distracting you?” Tinker: *blushes*
- Runaan picks up on smithing really fast since both that and archery require precision and accurate timing
- He still fucks it up sometimes tho
- One time he somehow burned his hand while Tinker was trying to teach him how to craft a blade, Runaan said he would be fine but Tinker like the sweetheart he is panicked and was uber-concerned about it
- Tinker: *puts waaaayyy too many bandages on runaan’s hand* Runaan: Is this really necessary? Tinker, without missing a beat: Yes. Yes it absolutely is.
- Runaan isn’t the best at comforting others, but when Tinker gets upset he’ll just;; hold him and let him cry as much as he needs to
- Aaravos came home in tears one day and wouldn’t explain what was wrong until Tinker convinced him, it turned out one of the stars that he was connected to had died (gone supernova).
- Tinker was shocked that Aaravos was so vulnerable, but he comforted him all the same, and that was the catalyst for him not being intimidated around Aary anymore
- It brought him and Aaravos closer together than they had been before
- Tinker still gets easily flustered though
- It breaks Aaravos’ heart to see either of them cry, but especially Runaan, since it’s hard to break through the mask he puts on
- Runaan and Aaravos are both super-protective of Tinker when their lives are in danger
- Tinker would be too, except that he has like, zero combat skills and also probably freezes in panic because he doesn’t know what to do
- If it’s just Runaan and Aaravos in danger they’re literally the embodiment of that one comic “Noo!” *jumps in front of friend* Friend: “Noo!” *jumps in front of other friend* Gunman: -.-)
- Aaravos has abandonment issues so he gets Super Lonely when neither of them are there ;-;
- Tinker just gets frustrated and bored when that happens; Runaan enjoys the time alone and uses it to meditate (although he still misses them deep down)
- THEY CALL EACH OTHER CUTESY NICKNAMES ALL. THE. TIME
- Aaravos: “My heart..” Tinker: [mentally keysmashing]
- Aaravos LOVES running his fingers through Runaan’s hair when it’s not braided
- It’s the fastest way to get Runaan to absolutely m e l t
- He’ll become a lot more relaxed when Aary does this
- He’ll murmur Aaravos’ name under his breath and Aary will just;; do that little Smirk
- Having a broken horn and missing arm make Runaan feel like an embarrassment to the name of the Moonshadow assassins, so Tinker and Aaravos will both shower those areas in particular with affection
- Just general sweetness and adorable tenderness all around
@aavravros
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