#AUUGHHGGHHHHHH miles u killed me with this ask

[eggyolkguzzler]

why do you think seb hates you?? Thinks ermm uhhh brain blast!!!

— miles

You mean good ol' Sebberoni and Cheese? He's... Weird. I dunno.

Maybe he doesn't hate me. Maybe he does. I can never tell. I think I just... don't get him.

He'll say nice things, and then he'll look at you like you smell bad. He's into super cool stuff, but he'll get all snarky if you like something that he doesn't like. Sometimes he'll hang out with me, but sometimes he avoids me like I have a disease.

He never said he hated me, but he never said he liked me either! He's just so... Confusing! UGH!

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And still he's the coolest guy I ever met... All I wanna do is talk to him. But he never wants to talk to anybody else. Ever.

If I was as cool as Sebs, I'd never shut up! I'd be constantly reminding people of how awesome I am!

But he doesn't do that...

And I don't get it!

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Maybe it's just me. Am I not cool enough to hang out with him? Yoba, I can't do anything right, can I?