#AUDIBLE CACKLES

[thereal-danysaur]

[werehounded]

Gale gives good head, it's canon.

[youraveragemiscellanyenjoyer]

Pinterest gets it

[dlldior]

i got this banger of a comment under my recent dadbastian edit and i've been in STITCHES

i thought to make a cute little meme in celebration of this

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

FUCK YOU DANNY 🙄🖕🏻

see you later joel! ✋🏻🙂

(from this video on the official community youtube channel)

[fishyvamp]

Eldritch!Reader x The Knight is the embodiment of "But daddy, I love him!"

Yes, yes, exactly. Tarhos is human and essentially powerless. He will not help the family bloodline. He is food nothing more. Here you are being selfish trying to take your sisters food and all you can selfishly think about is how nice his tongue feels, or how bloodthirsty your spawn would be. Who wouldn't want to see an Eldritch Knight hybrid make their own realm to feast upon? Think of the destruction and delicious emotions they'd be able to feast upon.

It's not selfish to want to make yourself small just to feel him crush you beneath his large frame. It's not selfish to bind him to yourself as you beg him to fill you. To stretch you in ways you have only ever dreamed about. It is not selfish to know that the meal you can make of him would far more satisfying and long lasting then The Entity could ever make. So what if the man calls you his Eldritch lover. It makes you feel warm and fuzzy. You've never been show devotion in such a familiar way.

Eldritch horrors shouldn't feel anything and yet you can't help wishing that he could feast on your emotions if they existed. No, he is simply a meal you want to steal and The Entity should let you, besides the games you would set up so The Knight and his friends could torment poor Vittorio Toscano would be oh so entertaining. Isn't it better to create something of quality rather then quantity your sister seems so found of producing.

[redloftwingfeathers]

[pitohuimaki]

[littlelostbirdy]

Ah, lab as in laboratory not slab as in tile...

[kindred-spirit-93]

Respectfully I've been listening to Thunder Bringer on repeat an let me tell you I feel things - I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism. Im should take a shower but then I remember that water is a conductor for electricity ... Huh

Sorry I'm rambling, point is I love that musical

IM IN LECTURE RN I HAD TO PHYSICALLY STOP MYSELF FROM SCREECHING LMAOOOOOOOO

never ever apologise for rambling i love it to begin with and i love hearing ur thoughts most especially. pls continue :D!!!

[iniquitousyearning]

heres the thing. this thing you write so beautifully about? this show(?)? i have never seen it. ever. like i liked hp when i was younger but i straightup do not know who mattheo is 😭 but ive been following you for a WHILE after smth you wrote made it to my fyp and now i eat up everyyyyythingggg you post. i dont even go here 😭 i dont need to know whats going on tbh, its enough that your writing is so amazing and gorgeous and HOT, the way you paint a picture of these characters is way more than enough for me. youre everything MUAHHH xoxo

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 omfg pls i’m cackling at this for so many different reasons. mattheo is complicated skskkss he is a fancasted character from a wattpad book that completely blew up, and in his origin story he was tom’s/voldys son. HOWEVER - i love being insane and demolishing rules simply to indulge said insanity - so i typically write him as tom’s brother 😶

thank you x a million for this, it’s truly an honour to have you here, even if you’re not sure what’s going on lolol you made my entire week 😭🤍

[shangsclaws]

Pls release your pfp pls he looks so good in that pic

here u go anon ;))

[every-single-day]

y’know what?

*brodifies your grantifer*

You guys are starting to be funnier than me stop it

[shaniacsboogara]

waiting for your next dnd session after answering some incredibly concerning messages from the dm

[thesilliestofgals]

Spoilers for Workin' Boys under the cut!

DJFHJSJHFHS LINDA

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Dear anonymous person, this is too hilarious for me to simply ignore it.

So I must post your request here at least.