#ASUELU

[fangirl-docintraining]

A sequel to my The Curtis Gang as 90 Day Fiancé Quotes: Their Fav and Least Fav cast members from the 90 Day cinematic universe

Darry:

Fav: Florian (Stacey’s Albanian husband) Florian is always fed up with the whack shit that is happening around him. Darry feels it on a spiritual level.

Enemy: Ronald (of Tiffany and Ronald) of South Africa. Bro sold his mom’s fridge. Also Darry’s face at the “have you heard of human trafficking my boy?” Line was one of pure horror

Soda:

Fav: bro loves Darcey, he also is fascinated how she looks when she cries with all her Botox

Enemy: he hates Brandon of Brandon and Julia (he thinks he boring and agrees with Julia about everything)

Ponyboy:

Fav: Michael of Michael and Angela. “Just give him a visa and green card man’s has suffered enough”

Enemy: bro has had beef with Asuelu from the beginning, before we even knew he was so awful

Steve:

Fav: the Stacey to Soda’s Darcey. They quote them A LOT

Enemy: Gino of Gino and Jasmine. He wants to fight him so bad.

Dally:

Fav: Anfisa. He had much respect for her scamming and her ability to have an explosive fight.

Enemy: Jon of Jon and Rachel from England (dally: bro how do you get in so many fights you get forever banned from getting a US visa. Amateur 🙄)

Johnny:

Fav: bro lowkey rooted for Sumit and Jenny. Jaw was on the floor when that big reveal happened.

Enemy: Natalie (of Natalie and Mike, now Josh) she scares him with her crazy eyes and the way she screams a lot.

Two Bit:

Fav: Jose from 90 UK, bro thinks I love you chicken is the funniest thing he’s ever heard

Enemy: big Ed. He just wants five minutes in a room to kick his ass.

Betty:

Fav: the OG’s Danielle and Mohamed and the absolute garbage fire that was their entire plot line. Possibly the peak 90 storyline tbh.

Enemy: Andrei (why does he have to be toxic masculinity at all times??)

[fillejondrette]

the lengths people will go to to exculpate abusive males and find a woman to blame instead are absolutely insane. brad pitt terrorizes his wife and children to the point that his kids don’t want a relationship with him, but the internet is full of people who think that angelina must be some sort of mastermind manipulating her adult children into “siding” with her. i can’t help but feel that what people are really thinking is “if she weren’t such a bitch he wouldn’t have reacted that way.” also it’s not women’s job to encourage the relationship between their children and the children’s abusive father ❤️

im also thinking of kalani from 90 days who disclosed that her husband (and father of her 2 children) asuelu raped her. if people didn’t outright call her a liar, they still treated her as the worse offender bc the children shouldn’t have to learn their father was a rapist. her not keeping her abuse a secret is worse than the abuse itself, apparently.

[maipareshaan]

No no like you are missing out missing out so much if you are not following the shitshow happening on 90 day fiance, i don't even watch it, i just watch reaction channels.

Except 90 day fiance last resort that i have watched, and omg it is so good, Ed was talking about licking Liz's asshole via a flower demonstration and Asuelu threw up and then the others started gagging sjsndhjsnshe it was so funny.

And omg Jasmine is amazing, she got told they can't do her immigration interview that day cuz of some technicality and she starts scraming on the phone and Gino had her country's flags up and she was like what is that i don't wanna see the Panama flag sjsnsnshbebshsbsbsbsbsbdbsbsbssbsbbeebbssb screaming ehebebebeb she's gold

[emetophobiahelp]

90 Day Fiance - the last resort

Hi y’all, the episode “last licks” (I don’t have the # on hand as I’m watching it on Discovery plus), has a visual and audio scene of Asuelu v* when Ed started explaining what he does with a flower (they are talking about sexual stuff around a table. As soon as he picks up the flower please fast forward until they leave the table. I definitely didn’t continue watching the scene.

In general there is a few mentions of tu* and v* and actual g***ing throughout the episode which you can certainly skip but they actually showed it here and I had 0 warning of it coming.

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90 Day: The Last Resort - Asuelu Cheated On Pregnant Kalani (Why ... - Screen Rant

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Kalani Faagata Posts Selfie Featuring Boyfriend Dallas Nuez, Fans Believe

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[st-uh-jay]

Kalani and Asuelu. Where do I even start. She needs to learn how to check people. How does Asuelus sister have the AUDACITY to tell him he needs to sell his car to give her money RIGHT in Kalani’s face and she says nothing. Wheeeettt?? He calls her a bitch, tells her being a mother is easy, tells her to get out of the room before he calls her another bad name. She needs to check him and his whole family because ABSOLUTELY NOT.

She needs to let Low whoop his ass. Also when he left and then gave her a bunch of fake address to drive too and find him. That would’ve been it for me. He could have stayed gone and I honestly wouldn’t have gave a fuck. I damn sure would NOT have drove to a bunch of fake addresses waiting for him to give me the real one CHILDISH.

Kalani needs to woman up and leave him. She has two kids not three.

Asuelu is a literal child. It’s like a Big situation, I literally think he is a little boy in a grown mans body. I can’t stand him.

[nunaya-business]

Kalani and Asuelu not using a condom because Asuelu doesn't like how it makes him feel morally is absolutely bullshit. How dare you put your bullshit moral feelings in front of a life that you feel you can't take care of.

[showtimechamaco]

Bottoms after their first time

[maipareshaan]

Wow Kalani and Asuelu's drama is bad.

See the thing with 90 day fiance is that infact most of these couples are just verging on cancellable if not already and then it just croses that line into rape and sexual coercion and like its literally not shocking. Obvs its supposed to be funny cuz that is how its filmed and how we interact with it but like we really are generally laughing at absurdity which is abuse and manipulation and shit so eh.

[nomisez]

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Angela Deem Screams in Liz Woods' Face on 90 Day The Last Resort

As 90 Day: The Last Resort began, most of the focus fell upon Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa’s marriage. However, last week, some of the attention shifted to Big Ed Brown. The notorious franchise villain cannot behave himself. He picked fights, he called castmates names. However, this week, Angela Deem snapped, yelling and screaming in Liz Woods’ face. Angela Deem gets in the faces of Big Ed…

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Angela Deem Screams in Liz Woods' Face on 90 Day The Last Resort

As 90 Day: The Last Resort began, most of the focus fell upon Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa’s marriage. However, last week, some of the attention shifted to Big Ed Brown. The notorious franchise villain cannot behave himself. He picked fights, he called castmates names. However, this week, Angela Deem snapped, yelling and screaming in Liz Woods’ face. Angela Deem gets in the faces of Big Ed…