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[bubuslutty]

YOURE SO CRAZY FOR THIS, OH MY GOD???? 

AHHH YOU HAVE AN AMAZING BRAIN OH MY GOOOODDDD 😭🙏

Yes, yes and a thousand times, yes.

He'll do everything in his power to ignore the Captain and his bride, which is literally impossible because they're on the same ship, but at least, when they're working, he can focus on something else and not think about all the noises that are stuck in his head, plaguing him every night.

And worst of all is that König feels crazy because it seems like he's the only one noticing the teasing from the couple?

Like, the crew is so casual about it, shrugging it off everytime König mentions anything about the Captain's bride. Does she always get naked and jump out into the sea? 

"Yeah, sometimes." Gaz shrugs and gets cozy in his hammock, getting ready to sleep. 

Every turn König makes, any step he takes, he finds himself in the same radius as the Captain and his bride doing filthy things out in the open, be it on her knees, reducing the Captain to a moaning mess, or her, held against the wall while she's getting her guts rearranged. 

It's infuriating! 

And if they're not fucking, she looks at him like she wants to fuck him. 

König is so annoyed, jerking off his heavy cock raw almost every night. trying to just fucking fall asleep without dreaming about her pretty eyes and pretty breasts.

And so he starts working harder, taking over his mate's other duties, trying to exhaust himself so once his head hits the pillow he can pass out and sleep one night without any dreams.

And the crew notices, first happy to let someone else do their job for them, then they get suspicious and start talking amongst each other. The Captain hears about this and doesn't say anything about it, kind of amused, he wants to watch where this is going, what König is trying to do. That is until he slips and gets himself hurt, maybe he twists his wrist wrong and it swells and he can no longer move it for a while until it heals. 

He ends up getting scolded by Johnny, called an idiot by Simon and worried over by Gaz. Then he finds himself in the Captain's cabin, sitting on a sofa while the Captain's bride is slowly massaging his wrist with a cream. 

He can't even meet her eyes when she's telling him how reckless he was. They can't let their biggest and strongest man hurt himself, can they? 

All the while Price is staring at them from the other corner of the room, window open and blowing the smoke of his cigar outside. König feels like he's in a lion's den, any wrong move and he'd get eaten, by Price or his bride? He has no idea, but either terrify him.

"Please, be careful, alright?" She sighs, wrapping up his wrist in a tight but confortable bandage. 

(i'm no nurse I literally have no idea how to treat someone and I never gotten a wrist injury before, this is just silly smut lmao)

And when she's done wrapping him up, she kisses his wrist, "Here, so you'll heal quickly." 

And König feels absolutely deranged from getting hard from an innocent kiss!!! out all things!!! what the fuck is wrong with him??? 

"König, would you like a kiss?" She asks and König is about to fucking faint. like, what do you mean she just asked him if he wanted a kiss? 

He was actually starting to get dizzy, "What?" He dumbly said, as if he didn't hear every single word that came out of her mouth. 

"Would you like a kiss? You can say no, it's alright." She asks again, gently, as if she'd scare him away while Price is still watching. 

And of course he wants a kiss. He wants a kiss so bad. maybe more if he's allowed. but for now, he'd take a kiss, he'd take one kiss just to taste her. Just to remember her taste in his mouth when he's biting his fist and jerking his wet cock in a dark private corner in the ship when his balls get too full.

So he takes this chance and gives her a jerky nod, and she smiles like the fucking sun and the moon. And places a hand on one of his biceps, holding him, and he wants to scream. And uses the other hand to lift the hem of his hood, exposing his scarred upper lip. 

And she leans forward, slowly, like if she breathed too loud he'd vanish away. And glances up at him, "Still want a kiss?" 

"Yes– Yeah." He gulps, his trousers about to burst. 

And she presses their lips together, and he just freezes and flies to the moon and comes back to earth at the same time.

Her lips are so soft, warm, plush, and there's a hint of something sweet, like maybe cream or oil on her lips, she tastes like a woman, like the sweetest wine. And with a hint of tobacco in her breath and König flushes from head to toe because he knows she doesnt smoke.

He can taste his Captain on her lips, the Captain has been in her mouth, he knows, he's seen it. And even when the Captain kisses her, he's so filthy with it, tongue and all, sealing his claim on her lips like a stamp. 

And it's too much for König that he just cums in his trousers, right there, on the couch inside the Captain's cabin, just from a little kiss. 

When she pulls away König feels like dying, truly embarrassed and is already thinking of just packing up and jumping off the ship, swimming to the nearest Island to escape his embarrassement. 

"Did he just-" Price finally says something, his cigar held between two thick fingers. 

"Yeah, he did." His Angel smiles, and holds her hands on her chest, eyes glowing like it was Christmas while looking at the darkening spot between König's legs. 

"You cum so much, König." She says, utterly in awe and itching to touch his bulge, but she doesn't. 

his eyes are now burning with embarrassement while his fists are balled up at his sides, chest heaving up and down.

"Price, I want him. Can I have him? Please?" She suddenly turns around and asks the Captain and König feels like a mutt, like some sort of animal talked over as if he wasn't in the room, and worst of all, his cock is getting harder and harder each passing second if that was even possible. 

"Ask him, sweetheart." John smirks and she turns to look at him again, eyes twinkling with danger. 

"König, I have an offer to make." She says and König knows he's utterly and absolutely fucked. 

Pirate!Captain Price au (nsfw ver)

word count: 1.2k

tags: nsfw, f receiving, p in v, making out, spitting, skinny dipping, mentions of public sex (nobody gets caught tho)

warnings: kidnapping

a/n: I tend to go on a tangent with the story telling n lore instead of sticking to John fucking. ANWAY. I love him and if you also love him and have silly thoughts abt him and his boys, send me an ask, or comment, or reblog, whatever you want 💙

pirate!captain Price fucks like he's trying to kill you, with determination and pure hunger for it. He's a man on a mission, and nobody can stop him from getting what he wants.

Captain Price has wicked hips and a filthy walk, he's hot and he knows it. He's so comfortable in his skin, scars, fat, muscles, freckles and all. His movements are confident yet relaxed. He appears to be so sure of himself without doing anything, just standing there and people hate him for it. How infuriating is a man with such charm and confidence decided to become an outlaw, a pirate of all things.

So he knows how to use those hips, pounding his sweetheart on the mattress and making her wail and scream for him with how good he's making her feel.

pirate!captain Price has ridiculous core strenght, he could fuck his sweetheart for hours, rolling his hips against hers like he was born to fuck her. And he's so fucking filthy with it as well, "Too much for you? Should I slow down, sweetheart? hm?"

And slow down he does, rolling his hips deep deep in her guts, forcing her to listen to the filthy squelch that resonats in his Captain's cabin everytime their hips meet. And he has a dumb smile on his lips, obsessively watching where they meet between her legs.

And you better believe he'll kiss his pretty lady like he wanted to drink her up, he's nasty and it would be embarrassing to call what he's doing to her kissing, not even making out can cover how sinful he's with his mouth and tongue.

Pirate!Captain Price, when he's in a mood he'll even spit in her open mouth, holding her pretty face in his bigger, rough and scarred hand, then spitting right in her tongue, and he watches how her eyes roll at the back of her head and she moans loudly, swallowing his little offering.

He's also big on eating her out, be in his cabin, outside on the deck in the middle of the night under the stars, where anyone can catch them, or in a dark alleyway behind a pub. And because he has a beard, he likes to get it absolutely drenched and leave his sweetheart's inner thighs all red from the friction.

And he doesn't mind when she whines how much her inner thighs are bothering her, he just has a smug smile on his lips and apologizes with a coo, placing a wet kiss to her forehead and cheeks, and deep down he's not really sorry, but for his sweetheart, he'll coo and coddle until she melts over and over again in his arms.

Pirate!Captain Price barley kidnaps rich folks in exchange for ransom money from their rich family. If he has an excuse to dress his sweetheart in the finest of clothes, he would take it without hesitation.

So she's the one who sneaks in a ball, so she can later open the gates for them so they can sneak in, rob the place while everyone is busy dancing and then kidnap the wealthiest person in there.

And of course she's dressed in blue, John's favourite colour, the colour of the sky and the sea. Her dress is shiny, made out of silk and fabrics only found in far, far away countries, that even rich folks struggle to get, but not pirates, pirates can get their hands on anything if they tried hard enough.

She's wearing a layered blue gown, the sleeves long, with her whole neck, collarbone and a generous chunk of her chest exposed, and she looks so so beautiful, her hair half up, decorated with pearls and gold. And she's quickly stealing everyone's attention, coyly tucking a stray strand of hair behind one of her ears with a gloved hand.

She's invited to dance by many people, and she makes up elaborate stories about being a foreign Duchesse, laughing and giggling at stories and anecdotes she's been told, forgetting for a moment she was an outlaw, a criminal, who stabbed her to-be-husband right through the heart on their wedding day.

When the job is done, she returns to their ship on horseback, laughing in delight with John's men.

When the kidnappee is tied and locked in the basement, they sail away and celebrate with music and drinks of their own.

Sometime in the same night, Price's sweetheart is running and giggling on the ship, chased by Price, who's trying to catch her, still dressed like a dream. And she gasps and swoons when he catches her in his arms.

She acts like she's trying to fight him, wiggling in his arms and telling him, "Let me go, you pirate! I'm a woman of honor and dignity!"

Price tickles her and she laughs, trying to slip away, and he has his arms securely wrapped around her waist, breathing the perfume she sprayed on her neck in, sighing in pure bliss.

"You're mine now." He speaks against her naked shoulder, placing a wet kiss on the skin.

"I'm not yours! Let me go or the Royal Navy shall have you hung!" She threatened, turning in his arms and pushing his chest away.

"Hm, no. Finders keepers." He hums and pulls a string that kept her corset securely tied around her body, and when she felt it getting loose she squealed and crossed her arms over her chest, "John!"

"What? You'll be naked by sunrise, I'm just speeding this up." John says, shrugging while wearing a small smirk, "You've got a problem with that?"

"If that's the case, let me help." John's sweetheart says, wearing a smirk of her own and starts undressing right there on the deck, while his men are still having a party not far off, the only privacy they've had was the shadow of the Captain's cabin and nothing else.

"What are you doing?" John asks, looking over his shoulder and panicking a bit because as much as he enjoyed fucking his love where they could get caught, he still made sure nobody was around, and if someone happened to pass by, he'd use his body to shield her away. But this, this was madness, any of his boys would just turn around and see her standing there naked, glowing under the moonlight like a siren.

The only things she still had on was her pearl earrings and a necklace John gifted her a while back. "Come swim with me." She offered, smiling and still fucking standing there naked with her clothes a puddle to her feet.

John gulped and decided to just get naked as fast as possible while she watched him, and when he was done, she tiptoed to where he was standing, cupped his cheek and placed a kiss to his lips.

And before his fingertips could graze her skin, she pulled away and dived into the open cold sea.

Fuck this.

John dived right behind her, controlling his breathing and taking a deep breath when he resurfaced, his body freezing due to the cold water, but he knew his body would soon get used to it. He then felt arms hugging his shoulders from behind, and he grinned when his sweetheart kissed his cheeks with her cold plush lips.

"Did I just see Cap'ain and his bonnie jump in the sea naked?" Johnny said with a frown, cheeks pink due to how much he's drunk.

"Hm?" Simon hummed with his eyes closed next to him, leaning his head on his shoulder.

"Never mind." Johnny said and yawned, scratching his chin and leaning his head on Simon's.

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