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wall-eye · 2 days ago

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I wish my (OLDER) brother was like. Able to do basic things without me supervising him. I asked him to sweep and mop while I worked yesterday and he Slept All Day instead so I had to make sure he did it today (even tho I took today off because it's my 6th month anniversary and I wanted to spend as much time with my joyfriend as possible and they were having a shitty day so it was good that i did)

Tell me why he didn't know to *move the dog bed and temporary table* in the kitchen to get under them, why he laid down to nap after barely sweeping (at the same time he *went to sleep yesterday*), why he tried to nap Again after he broke two mops and only got a third of the way through the floor. Tell me why he got MAD cause I wasn't "doing anything" when I was making him do things (I cleaned the shower and replaced the blinds in the bathroom and had him and my sister each clean a third of it last week, I helped him clean his own room monday, I cleaned up and vacuumed the living room, I DIRECTED HIM ON EVERY STEP, I gave him 20 bucks of my *work lunch money* to get a new mop, me and my sister washed all the rugs, I cleaned my own room, me and my sister brought in the chairs and table ectectECT)

I'm making him do all this because we are Hosting. Thanksgiving. TOMORROW.

#i dont want eldest sidter duties im not a girl (not that they know) but my brother is so incompetent that he cant be trusted to actually #do anything responsible like ya know. thinking ahead to clean the house before the day of thanksgiving #like!!!! i was always the first pick to pet sit for my grandparents when they went on trips #they had one recently and were like can [vic] come and make sure [middleschool cousin] gets to school on time while we are on #this week long trip?#no i work i cant #oh ok. can [brother] petsit? we'll just take [cousin] with #AND. MY MOM HAD TO GO OVER AND HELP HIM CLEAN UP BEFORE TAKING HIM BACK HOME AT THE END OF IT #ARARATAGAGTAGATAGATGARGARG YOURE A GROWN MAN YOU CAN CLEAN TOO #my grandma keeps being like 'you need to include him when you guhs go out shopping and stuff'#HOW. WHEN HE IS NOCTURNAL. AND SLEEPS FROM 11 AM TO 6 PM.#for my birthday and my sisters birthday we went out for breakfast/brunch before meeting up with family #he was sleeping on the table until the food came out #which is cute if youre 8 but embarrassing and RUDE as a grown man in your mid 20s. it was our BIRTHDAYS #anyway rant over its weaponized incompetence and also coddling from my mom and grandma

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