#APPLE YOU FREAKING KILLED IT BRO

[heartkaji]

WINBRE BOYS + THIRSTY TWEETS !

inc : sakura haruka, suo hayato , ren kaji, togame jo contains explicit language + celeb au

SAKURA HARUKA !

“ume’s left ballsack says : do you think sakura’s pubes are white or black or are they divided into both like his hair ?”

kill sakura now.

he’s a red cheeked mess of sweat & nervous system shivers. he’s practically hyperventilating as you laugh beside him, melting into a puddle of molten blush cheeks & ultraviolet bone. he shakes at a frequency not unlike ultrasound.

“oh my fucking god sakura—well ? what do you have to say to the fans ?”

you elbow the quivering boy. if you were any less of the devil you are you’d forcefully refuse the question or at least answer it in his place—you did know the truth firsthand after all. but you’re the serpent in the garden & seeing sakura squirm is like an apple down your throat. sakura is still blinking eyes & flushing nose & palms bleeding sweat bullets so you’ve had to grab the phone from his hands in fear it might fall from the way they quake & quiver.

“ what the fuck kind of question is this ? where are your parents ? guardians—?”

“baby, that question could apply to you too.”

“shut up !”

SUO HAYATO !

“slut4suo69 says : i need to know what’s under suo’s eyepatch. is he blind ? does he have some cool sexy scar ? does he have no eye at all ? not that i care. i’d fuck the shit out of his empty eye socket — three holes are better than two !”

“oh.”

you burst out laughing. this is the first time you’ve seen dagger mouthed suo hayato speechless. his mouth is hung agape as he seizes the phone from your hands & reads the tweet over & over again as if it’ll cause the digital ink to melt off & fly away. each time he reads his mouth gets drier & you swear you can see blisters bruling on his tongue.

“this is the most vulgar thing i’ve ever seen.”

“so true ! now answer it.”

you tuck your hair & dip your head over suo’s shoulders to get one last look at the tweet before facing the camera.

“though i can’t match your freak with the whole eye fucking thing, i too, slut4suo69, would absolutely love to know what’s under my boyfriend’s eyepatch.” you bat your lashes at the bedazzled brunette & loop an arm around his elbow. “the fans & i wanna know, suo. do tell.”

“i’m pretty sure i’ve told you this before, angel—“

“aht aht ! no thousand year old dragon bullshit, hayato. we promised to answer all the questions truthfully, remember ?”

suo heaves a sigh, breath heavy & chest tight as you rest your head on his arm. his thumb traces lazy swirls & zig zags over your knuckles.

“i see. if the fans wanna know, who am i to refuse, hm?”

REN KAJI !

“isagi solos your fave says : i need kaji to suck me the way he sucks his lollipops. hear me out y’all—his tongue swirling over your clit, teeth grazing your folds as he—“

“aight that’s enough,”

you giggle as kaji pulls out the phone between your palms. you reach over his lap for it, pathetic attempts to grab the device from his hands while kaji raises it higher & higher. his palm burns against your stomach to keep you away.

“i fucking hate the internet, bro. don’t y’all have hobbies ? friends ? occupations ?”

you’re giggling & snorting as kaji cusses out the camera. “and i swear, word to my mother that whoever wrote this is is like, twelve. what in the wattpad is this ?”

kaji pulls out the cherry red sucker resting in his cheek. “this shit don’t even taste sweet anymore, man.” he flings the candy angrily into a silver can sitting across the set.

you bury your head in the sleeve of his jacket, a red nosed, puffy faced mess of sweltering eyes & plum heavy cheeks. your snorts are muffled in the linen of his sleeves. “heaven knows i love my fans but fuck, i cannot wait for some of you to rot in hell.”

“god ren,” you clap your hands in between teary eyed giggles. “i’m trying to breathe baby please stop..!”

“fuck no. you horny bitches need to be euthanized. eradicated. like hello ? is this what our lord and savior jesus christ died for ? are these the kind of sins he repeatedly has to forgive ? he’s better than me for real cuz i can’t take this anymore.”

kaji walks off the set but you’re too busy wiping tears & sniffling nose to follow. “somebody ! tell him to come back..!”

TOGAME JO !

“kubzscouts is my wifey says : fellas is it gay to want togame jo to slide into you slowly, teasing your entrance with light strokes as he whispers sweet nothings in your ear like ‘you can take it baby, that’s a good girl’ as his big fat coochie crusher69 slips into—jo i don’t want to read this anymore.”

you look up at him with pretty peach painted lips bent into a pout. his palm stops teasing at your thigh momentarily before picking up again, “m’ not quite sure i want you to read it either, pretty.”

you report the account without even waiting for togame’s approval. he cracks a smile when he notices your cherry drenched cheeks & red dyed ears.

“someone seems jealous.”

“and i know that someone isn’t me jo, so which of your other a-b-c-d looking ass bitches are you talking about ?”

togame whistles playfully, palms trailing further up your thigh. his touch is a ghost burying your nerves in sap & soil. you pretend your skin doesn’t ache from the way he draws hearts on your knee.

“now, now. i think we both know i’m a loyal man, yeah ?”

“who’s we ? kubzscouts over here is describing bedroom you with awful precision.”

he lets out a boyish laugh. “she missed a few things, though. don’t i always kiss it first ?”

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[2knightt]

「 you are—unforgettable.」

IN WHICH—you’re them and they’re you!♡ ໋֢ 👒✧

🍵ヾFT. THE GREASERS࿐ྀུ ♡

⌗ 👒 notes !𖥔༌ ᰷ ﹅ people in this fic refer to two-bit as ‘keith.’ who cuz who the FUCK says ‘he got his two-bits in🤓’ NOBODY! but in the descriptive parts he will be two-bit. ALSO IF U DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING LOOK IN THE TAGS!

Ponyboy Curtis ;

his class was gonna watch this movie before reading a book. ‘the outsiders,’ or somethin’.

it was made in the ‘80’s—he didn’t want to even watch it. watching movies in class was the worst!

ponyboy sat at his desk, head in his arms. he heard the music and looked up, chin resting on his arms.

when ponyboy seen you writing down and narrating, he could’ve sworn he died and came back to life. LIKE WHEN HE HEARD YOUR VOICEEE HE GOT A LITTLE BLUSH ON HIS CHEEKS.

his friends beside him noticed, snickering to themselves. they shoved him, asking if that was his future partner. he just pushed them off, quietly telling them to fuck off.

when ponyboy seen you covered in the soot??? phew—he questioned his morals, man. and THEN HE SEEN YOU BEAT UP?? he was getting FED.

ponyboy came out of that school a new man.

his ears were hot, his cheeks were red, and he was already looking up edits of you. ponyboy shoved those almost broken wired apple headphones in his ears and tuned everyone out.

when he got home he ignored any questions darry and soda threw at him and immediately went to his room. ponyboy quietly closed the door before hopping into bed, pulling out his phone, and going on tiktok.

spent like a solid 30 minutes tweaking over edits of you. like full on screaming into his pillow—i’m so serious.

“darry, what the hell is that noise?”

“i dunn—ponyboy?”

“AHHH!!”

when he found out that, outside of the outsiders, you’re decades older than him he was SO HEARTBROKEN.

the gang seen him looking at photos of you and immediately started teasing him. he absolutely tried to back himself up with stutters.

“they’re how much years older than you, bro?”

“NONO HEAR ME OUT, PLEASE! KEITH, BRO, PLEASE.”

reads fanfic. look at me in the eyes and try to tell me that ponyboy motherfucking curtis doesn’t read fanfiction.

you can’t.

like bro he’s so desperate for more content of you to the point where he writes the fics he yearns for—got pretty popular to.

“why the fuck is your phone blowing up?”

“PLEASE don’t ask me any questions about it.”

he’s a freak. he knows everything about you. ponyboy’s even began to watch your interview’s about the movie. and your other movies.

literally a teenage girl.

“THEY’RE SO FINE THOUGH, PLEASE!”

“nuh-uh.”

“FUCK YOU MEAN ‘NUH-UH’?”

Johnny Cade ;

seen you when he was watching random movies at the curtis house. at first he was like, ‘wait!! they’re so me coded😛.’ it never occurred to him that you could be so cute.

he seen you crying and something in him like actually snapped.

“wait….am i getting a crush? they’re kinda…”

when he seen the equivalent of ponyboy in this universe snuggled up to you in the church he was soooo jealous.

yk that one audio where it’s like, “how long is he gon’ be talking to my WIFE.” that’s literally johnny cade when he seen that person kiss the top of your head.

“what the fuck?”

“…what do you mean?”

“nothin’. it’s just kinda bullshit that they swoop in and steal my chance😒.”

“you never had one.”

“okay, pal😐.”

heart broke when he seen you in the hospital bed btw. like was full on gripping onto a pillow with tears in his eyes.

johnny was in such denial when he seen you die😭. ‘bro, no. they literally aren’t dead.’/‘guys!! it’s just a prank!!’

when he got to the scene he was in SHAMBLES. HE WAS INCONSOLABLE. ripping his hair out, screaming, crying, allat.

“stay gold…”

“NOOOOOOO-“

was so pissed when you didn’t come back. was even more pissed when your letter was read out loud.

“HOW COULD THEY KILL THEM OFF?? THEY DIDN’T DESERVE IT!”

“johnny, it’s a movie.”

“this is so unfair. i hate movies.”

gets nervous looking at photos of you. like to the point where he tries to look up your name on pinterest before bailing mid sentence and giggling. like full on throwing his phone across the room, kicking his feet.

will talk for hours about you. thinks your the coolest character ever!! defends you like his life depends on it.

“they killed someone?”

“so?? you’re acting like you wouldn’t do it to🤣🤣 fake ahh friend.”

—

“they legit can’t stand up for themselves. you want someone like that to be out walking them streets?”

“oh, god for bid a person has trauma. and YES I DO🗣️. i hope they walk right into my arms, HO.”

all said online btw. he would never ruin his ego by speaking like this. i am a strong believer johnny cade puts up a strong front online.

johnny literally thinks you’re the cutest person he’s ever seen. like his cheeks get so hot when he thinks about you and he gets a silly little smile on his face.

he looks at photos of you and his friends think he has a little girlfriend.

“who you textin’, johnnycakes?”

“nobody-uh!”

“c’mon—we see that smile!”

and it’s literally just you with blood dripping down your face.

Dallas Winston ;

caught a glimpse of you at some girls house he slept at. literally stopped dead in his tracks as he seen you light a cigarette before mumbling, ‘nothin’ legal, man.’

“i-uh, what movie’s this?”

“huh? oh, the outsiders. pretty good movie.”

he thanked her and threw on his jacket before speed walking to bucks place. he had to watch this movie or he’s actually lose it.

imagine buck’s bar is actually a house, kay? dallas sits his pretty little ass on that couch, flips to whatever streaming service, and turns on ‘the outsiders.’

thought it was all boring until he seen you walk into frame—mocking the main character. at that very moment he was all, ‘wait that’s kinda hot.’

seeing you help the two younger ones run away while still acting tough was so attractive to him. dallas felt like he was losing his mind.

seeing you run in after the two into the church kinda made his knees weak.

“BAE NO!”

“what the hell are you screamin’ ‘bout?”

“nothin’, buck…”

he was so scared that you’d die in the fire. (little did old dallas know am i right fellas!!!!) like i swear to god he was so scared you’d end up like the johnny in this universe.

WHEN HE SEEN YOU FIGHTINGGG. he went feral. dallas was like so flustered. he was trying so hard to hide his blush to the ghosts around him with his hair.

his flush was short lived however. seeing you cry and then literally point a gun at a cashier was lowkey whiplash for him.

“what the fuck is happening?”

dallas figured out what was gonna happen early on and started kinda tearing up. like one tear formed in his eye before he blinked it away. but he was still devastated.

WHEN DALLY HEARD SOMEONE SCREAM “they’re just a kid!” he lost it. like actually. he went limp on the couch and spaced out. like damn…his fiancé, who doesn’t know they’re his fiancé yet, really WAS just a kid.

nobody knows he likes the outsiders OR that he has a crush on you. and they CAN’T know, it’s way too embarrassing. like actually.

when he’s with the gang and he’s just casually scrolling on tiktok and he sees the tags with your name, he immediately favourites it and scrolls. he saved it for later when he’s alone.

also defends you like there’s no tomorrow.

“they were hitting on someone who had a partner??”

“okay?? fucking live a little jesus.”

—

“THEY’RE A FUCKING CRIMINAL?”

“i’m into it tho lmfao”

swears up and down that if you and him were in a room together—you’d have a crush on him. top tier delusion.

like if he gets drunk with keith, he will rant about it.

“no—hear me out. put me in a room with y/n l/n and i swear to god they’re gonna be madly in love with me.”

“no they won’t, dallas.”

“yuh-huh.”

looks at photos of you and probably has you as his pfp on his spam. includes you in every other photo dump.

Sodapop Curtis ;

seen an edit of you on tiktok and audibly gasped. full on went, “WHO IS THATT😜” went to the tags and just scrolled under it for a good long while.

he seen a angst edit of you and made up his mind that he had to watch the movie.

for the while that you weren’t on screen, he was trying to push through. he really was. but deep down—in his head he was screaming, “BORING! SHOW ME THE PRETTY ONE!!”

when sodapop seen you tending to your younger sibling he could’ve sworn he was on cloud 9.

“my turn when :/.”

WHEN SODA SEEN YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWERRR😭😭. he lost his BREATH like was full on gripping his imaginary pearls.

had to take a breather to walk around the house before unpausing the movie. had a blush across his cheeks, i can’t even lie.

when he learned that you were described as, “movie star attractive,” all he did was nod. like,

“mhm. i always knew my fiancé was good looking.”

SODA WAS APPALLED WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT YOUR PARTNER CHEATED ON YOU. like jaw was on the FLOOR.

“I COULD TREAT THEM BETTER🗣️🗣️ THEY KNOW WHERE HOME IS!!”

he is so open about his little crush in you—it’s so cute :(

“steve, look at ‘em.”

“i see them—get your fuckin’ phone outta my face.”

“aren’t they so perfect??🤭🤭”

“i guess.”

“well, BACK OFF. we’re already happily married.”

“in your dreams maybe.”

“oh my god.”

soda has you as his pfp on at least two platforms. his name on one platform is “y/n’s boyfriend (REAL!)”

seeing you run out on your siblings after they grouped you into your argument made him just wanna hug you so bad. like he just wanted to tell you it was all gonna be okay.

has a album in his photos where it’s edits of you and photos. giggles and twirls his hair as he looks at it.

Darry Curtis ;

his parents used to watch the movie all the time and you’ve always just been a life long crush of his.

like when younger darry seen you walk into frame, comforting your kid sibling, something in his head snapped.

suddenly everything was in slow motion, there were hearts everywhere, he had rose coloured glasses on, and for some reason—harps play in the background.

as darry grew up it literally never went away. whenever the outsiders comes on when he’s home he always still goes, “woah.😍😍”

like he thinks you’re so fine.

he doesn’t like watch edits, read fanfic—none of that🗣️. but if he gets asked who is celebrity crush is—your name is coming out of his mouth ASAP.

“so, darry, who’s your celebrity cru-“

“y/n l/n.”

“but they’re a character?”

“Y/N L/N.”

he has like ONE printed out photo of you in his room from years ago. he knows exactly where it is and where to hide it, but he still keeps it.

at least once every two months, when everyone’s asleep and he has no work the next day, he’ll stay up just to watch the movie.

he’ll have a budlight in his hand as he watches you absolutely DEMOLISH at the rumble.

“i always knew they’d win.”

“you’ve watch this movie a thousand times.”

“PONYBOY?!”

the gang eventually found out his little crush on you. only light teasing ‘cause they’re so scared they’ll get that darry smoke if they push him further😭😭.

“oh my god! look, darry! you’re little crush is on screen!”

“steve, i will beat some sense into you if you don’t shut up.”

“…okay, bud.”

—

“when’s the weddin’?”

“after your funeral, keith.”

“wow. hater.”

Steve Randle ;

his dad fell asleep on the couch one night with this old movie playing in the background.

steve was about to turn it off before he caught a glimpse of you offering this half naked person some cake. he was all, ‘WAITTTT🙈🙈!!’

like he seen you in that sleeveless jacket and immediately fell in love. literally was on a mission to figure out who you were.

when he did? all he wanted to do was watch the outsiders. WHEN HE SEEN YOU SCOLDING THE MAIN CHARACTER HE SOO KNEW YOU WERE HIS TYPE

“wish they’d scold me like that…damn…😞✊”

was TWEAKING SOO HARD WHEN HE SEEN YOU ALL BLOODY WITH YOUR HEAD THROWN BACK.

“…you think i look tuff?”

“YES BAE!!!”

making his name on like insta or something, “y/n’s HUSBAND.” he puts emphasis on the husband because he believes that you want him so bad.

like actually. he’s fucking delusional.

“guys…they like cake…and I LIKE CAKE! do you see my vision??”

“no??”

“man, fuck you.”

photo dumps on insta of pictures of you with the caption, “from our honeymoon 😍😍😛😛!” his friends are ripping him apart in comments btw.

WOULD GO FOR WAR FOR YOU.

“they’re actually so gross what.”

“YOU’RE GROSS!🗣️ KEEP THEM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU FOOL!!”

—

“they have 0 depth.”

“0 depth to YOU. to ME they’re the love of my life.”

Two-bit Matthews ;

seen the outsiders when he was drunk. he didn’t remember anything that night but the cute lil’ actor who was laughing after flirting with some rich lookin’ kid.

the only thing he remembers saying that night was,

“damn—when is it MY TURN😩😞”

WENT ON A FUCKING HUNT TO FIND THIS MOVIE ISTG. he was looking up shit that didn’t even matter to the plot—so he got different movies each time.

‘cute actor flirting’

‘cute actor in old ass movie’

‘mickey mouse shirt’

‘when was mickey mouse created’

‘who is walt disney’

he got a little distracted but that’s not the point. two-bit found the movie and cried tears of joy. fell to his knees and all😭.

he immediately turned the outsiders on and waited to see you. HE WAS SOO SAD TO FIND OUT YOU HAD LIKE SUCH LITTLE SCREENTIME.

but he worked with it. he was taking SO MUCH PHOTOS OF HIS TV WHEN YOU WERE ON SCREEN LMFAO. they were all so shaky too😭😭.

doesn’t shut the fuck up about you.

“they want me so bad🤣🤣😂😂.”

“they wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole, keith.”

“what if i killed myse-”

—

“they’re so find i won’t ‘em.”

“what the fuck are you saying?”

“what are YOU SAYING? back up.”

saves edits of you. he is ABSOLUTELY THE TYPE OF PERSON TO SAY THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT ABOUT YOU IN THE COMMENTS LMFAOOO

‘they could beat the shit out of me and i thank them :3’

‘WHAT?’

‘omg who said that’

you are his profile picture everywhere. and anywhere.

genuinely believe you’re the love of his life. i swear to god he does. KING OF DELUSION ABOVE ALL ELSE!

[whyse7vn]

RIZZLESS -

[ot7 x reader]

HOSEOK -

hobi: on a scale of one to pregnant how much do you love me

y/n: abortion

hobi: ok then

y/n: u were in my dream last night

hobi: was my fit hard?

y/n: you was cheating

hobi: real

y/n: ???

hobi: ??

anyways let’s fuck i’m so fr rn

y/n: kiss me through the phone

hobi: ft me 😍

y/n: ew no

you really think i’m gonna have esex with u rn???

hobi: ok the term esex is a REAL turn off

also why not

u not fucking with my rizz?

y/n: what rizz?

hobi: i would fight a lion for you

y/n: is that it?

hobi: is that it????

why are you acting like the lion line didn’t get you going back in the day

y/n: back in the day?? are we 65?

hobi: ur acting 65

y/n: sorry i don’t want to have phone sex

leave me alone

hobi: do you not love me

y/n: not rn no

hobi: look into my eyes baby

y/n: stop harassing me

hobi: is my game really that bad?

y/n: i’m afraid so

hobi: don’t be afraid

hoseokies got u

y/n: hoseokie?? i have never called you that in my life

hobi: ok well maybe you should start

y/n: i won’t

hobi: mannnnn :(

i’ll even call you something cute in return

what about hunnybun 💞

y/n: i’m gonna kill myself and it’s gonna be ur fault

hobi: WAIT!!!!

let me fuck first

y/n: ur insufferable

hobi: i love a woman with a big vocabulary

like yesss tell me i’m gargantuan while we fucking

y/n: ur so fucking gross

how am i with you

hobi: we are in deep deep love

y/n: i’m in a deep deep depression

hobi: that mean u freaky right?

y/n: can you leave me alone now

hobi: i love and miss you

y/n: i can tell

hobi: can you not just say you love and miss me back like wow ur so difficult why do i put up with this

y/n: we are in deep deep love!!!

hobi: u a super freak 😍⁉️

y/n: zero fucking rizz

JUNGKOOK -

jungkook: are you an apple?

y/n: no?

jungkook: because apple pie

y/n: ?

jungkook: 👍🏻

y/n: i’m lost

jungkook: so am i

y/n: are you trying to flirt with me?

jungkook: i’m sorry

pls don’t hit me

y/n: your making it real hard not to rn

jungkook: do you have the time?

y/n: no

jungkook: 4:30 pm 😉

y/n: that makes zero sense

jungkook: i have more

please baby

y/n: no

jungkook: you must be a waterfall

y/n: i am not

jungkook: wet

y/n: ew

jungkook: don’t slip

y/n: leave me alone

jungkook: do you like it

y/n: what do you think

jungkook: a little

y/n: no

jungkook: oh

y/n: yeah

jungkook: i’m so sorry

y/n: i know

jungkook: 🥹

y/n: if i could i would punch you rn

jungkook: out of love and appreciation?

y/n: i haven’t decided yet

jungkook: i get that

y/n: do you?

jungkook: 😞……

y/n: you make my brain hurt so bad

but i have to kiss you on the mouth passionately

jungkook: kiss

y/n: ur so annoying

UGH

real himbo u are

jungkook: haribo?

y/n: what?

jungkook: no

y/n: what?????

jungkook: are you butter?

y/n: ?

jungkook: smooth like 😍

y/n: are you drunk?

jungkook: no

y/n: are you sure?

jungkook: are you sure yes

y/n: what the actual fuck are you saying to me rn

jungkook: i’m trying to appear more intelligent

y/n: it is not working!

jungkook: have you liked my pickup lines so far

y/n: i wonder what it is like in your brain

truly

jungkook: me 2

y/n: what did you actually want from me kookie

jungkook: do you think i’m good at pickup lines?

y/n: lol!

TAEHYUNG -

taehyung: BRO JIMIN KEEPS SAYING I HAVE NO RIZZ LIKE HOW DOES HE THINK I PULLED YOU IS HE STUPID???????

y/n: you just called me bro?

taehyung:

my fault my amazing sunshine queen nugget honey muffin pie baked at 180 degrees for 25 minutes made with love sprinkles happiness and joy

y/n: jimin is right

taehyung: my rizz was just so out of this world good it made you think it was bad

y/n: if being delusional was a olympic sport you would have like 15 hundred gold medals by now

taehyung: that’s impossible actually

y/n: tHaTs iMpOsSiBlE aCtuALlY 🤓☝🏽

taehyung: u think ur funny

y/n: hilarious actually

taehyung: i would stab myself for you

y/n: boring

jimin would definitely die for me

taehyung: ok?? who said i wasn’t dying like god you can never let me finish

y/n: ok but jimin would of opened with i would die for you

taehyung: jimin clearly isn’t a vivid story teller like i am

i would of broken down the whole getting stabbed and dying for you storyline if you’d fucking let me

y/n: i like a man that gets straight to the point

taehyung: i love you

y/n: jimin would of kissed me

taehyung: i’m trying to flirt with u right now and ur being difficult

y/n: jimin would of done this better sighs

taehyung: i could outrizz jimin any day

y/n: outrizz? that sounds like something a 12 year old would say

taehyung: maybe i am 12

y/n: ew?

don’t say that

taehyung: do you think we would fall in love if we met when we were 12?

y/n: probably those were ur normal days

idk what happened to you after that

u really let urself go

taehyung: i ate an ant for the first time when i was 12

y/n: nvm

for the first time????

and the last i hope

taehyung: i be getting hungry sometimes

y/n: imagine how insane your fans would think you are if they saw even a day’s worth of the shit you say to me

taehyung: insanely sexy like you see me right lol 😩

y/n: fuck you

taehyung: go ahead then

fuck me

ain’t nobody holding you back

yehaw

y/n: yehaw?

taehyung: sorry the cowboy in me likes to come out sometimes

did he make you blush

y/n: seek help i’m not joking

JIMIN -

jimin: whenever i get a message from you i moan a little bit

i hope it’s the same for you

do you moan for me babe

i bet you do

u freak

yeah

i like that

y/n: wow

jimin: why are you cheating on me

y/n: ?????

where is this coming from

and how did you go from moaning at my notifications to accusing me of cheating?

jimin: so many questions not enough answers

answer me pretty

y/n: are you trying to fuck me or fight me right now

like what is going on?

jimin: you held namjoons hand yesterday

y/n: he literally fell on the floor

i helped him up

jimin: ok so?

he’s a grown man

he can get up by himself

y/n: he twisted his ankle

so no he couldn’t get up by himself

jimin: ok but a real man would of walked it off

y/n: idk what to tell u then

namjoon must have a pussy? idk

jimin: ur into that tho

u freak

y/n: what?????

jimin: i’m like real drunk rn

y/n: jimin what the hell its 11:30 in the morning???

jimin: ok?? the henny was calling me

y/n: this is real concerning baby

jimin: baby huh?

y/n: where are you rn

jimin: filming

y/n: ur filming this fucked up? be fr

jimin: ok but did you believe me for a second

y/n: not one

jimin: aw man :(

rate my back flip

y/n: what

jimin: i just did it can you rate it pls

y/n: 4/10?

jimin: wtf

you clearly don’t know anything about the art of flipping 💀

y/n: k

jimin: my backflip was majestic

y/n: i can bet you like 20k rn that you did not flip at all

jimin: looks like i’m 20k up

y/n: don’t lie to me

jimin: i’m a good liar

y/n: definitely not!

jimin: do you want to make out

y/n: no

jimin: ur loss

y/n: i’ll cope

jimin: you won’t I’m telling you baby

y/n: i’m coping

jimin: ur not i can see it in your eyes

y/n: you can’t even see me rn

jimin: i see you in my heart

y/n: thanks

jimin: yw

i’m gonna throw up now

y/n: ew

drink some water please

jimin: let me spit game rq

y/n: ok?

jimin: eye🤤

y/n: LMAOSOS WHAT???

jimin: do i have game?

y/n: absolutely not but i love the effort!

jimin: i want you so bad

be mindful 🤭

y/n: mindful?

jimin: minecraft

mini

mother

maybe

mauwjc

movement

mw

meow

mmmmm

motel

mountain

y/n: this is real sad

it’s not even 12 yet

alcoholism kills

jimin: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

y/n: you’ll get it i believe in you

NAMJOON -

namjoon: sent you money baby

y/n: ew why

namjoom: felt like it

y/n: gonna use it for evil

namjoon: what?

y/n: evil tasks

namjoon: ok be safe love 👍🏻❤️

y/n: love ur silly emojis sighs

namjoon: rizz

y/n: rizz?

namjoon: rizz

y/n: LMAO WHAT

namjoon: rizz

i just rizzed rn

y/n: EW THAT SOUNDS SO GROSS

tf you mean you just rizzed

namjoon: i have rizz

y/n: who taught you that what the hell

namjoon: i learnt it myself this time

i have rizz

am i saying this right

i think i am

rizz

you’ve been rizzed

anyways love you bye ❤️

rizz

y/n: HELPSJDJDJXJ

DON’T GO JOONIE

come back

namjoon: i am back

y/n: i would LOVE to see more of this so called “rizz” you have

namjoon: oh ok

❤️

rizz

y/n: LAMSKOSOSODODODJDJDN

is it necessary to say rizz every time?

namjoon: i think so

idk if i’m doing this right

i hope i am

it feels right

y/n: ur hearts in the right place and that’s all that matters tbh

namjoon: i’m glad

also i booked dinner for us later

major rizz 😆

y/n: UR SO SILLY

ohmygod i love you i do

namjoon: you like my rizz?

y/n: love it

namjoon: thanks cuz idk what i’m actually talking about

y/n: i can tell

namjoon: rizz is like game right?

i have game i’m a good flirt it means that right?

y/n: basically

namjoon: so is it tue?

do i have major unspoken rizz?

y/n: ew never say that again

it was cute until it wasn’t

namjoon: aw wtf :/

was i doing good?

y/n: great actually

major unspoken rizz was ur downfall

namjoon: mannnnn

i’ll never say that again

as long as i live

y/n: i’m glad

namjoon: was it a major ick? a red flag perhaps???

y/n: stop talking

SEOKJIN -

jin: ur so quiet downstairs

y/n: you want me to start beatboxing or something??

jin: would you 🥺

y/n: bye

jin: can you please come lay with me im bored

y/n: in a bit

jin: boo

y/n: i’m studying

jin: for what?

y/n: what do you want

jin: you 😋

y/n: wait

jin: woof

y/n: ??

jin: sorry you since you wanna talk to me like a dog i thought i’ll act like one

y/n: you are not trying to argue with me rn…

jin: and if i am 😚?

y/n: or worst is this ur fucked up way of flirting with me…..

jin: wow you know me so well ^^

you know i love u most when ur a little bit mad at me >.<

i’m a empath

y/n: that is not what that means

jin: ok so what

y/n: it means ur stupid

jin: you want me so bad

y/n: idk who told you that

jin: the voices

y/n: woah?

jin: do i scare you?

people say i’m a freak…

they laugh

they giggle

but ur different

you see…

me

y/n: tf are you going on about??

laugh and giggle basically the same thing ur dumb as hell x2

ur pissing me off bye

jin: BABE COME BACK

let me seduce you

y/n: lmk when the seduction starts cuz i’m not feeling what ever tf this is

jin: ok it started the moment i said woof but i get it ur a picky lady

u have standards

i respect that

hold my hand

look at me

i love you

i NEED you

y/n: fuck off kim seokjin

jin: ok tough crowd tonight lmao

ok my egos not hurt at all

in fact it’s gotten a little larger

y/n: whatever

jin: lol

y/n: ??

jin: i think being with you has made me lose my natural charm

i swear i can flirt

y/n: who told u that

that’s crazy

jin: i CAN flirt

y/n: sure

jin: like i’m really god at it

y/n: yeah!

jin: ur being sarcastic

y/n: am i?

jin: i’ll punch you

y/n: that’s not how you flirt now silly!!!!

jin: you are becoming my downfall in life

next ur gonna take my extremely good looks away from me

y/n: you got me!

jin: bitch

y/n: i don’t think i’ll come upstairs actually

jin: was my charm not good enough?

y/n: take a guess

YOONGI -

yoongi: ur eyes shine

y/n: ok

yoongi: ur hair is shiny

y/n: thanks

yoongi: ur teeth shine

y/n: ok?

yoongi: i can’t do this omg

y/n: tf was that

yoongi: i think my rizz is better when it’s unspoken

y/n: i agree cuz ur telling me THAT was rizz???

wow u suck lol

yoongi: sorry wtf

i would like to see you do better

y/n: i’ll impregnate you rn lol 😋

yoongi: yeah you can’t flirt for shit

y/n: wtf that was one of my best lines

yoongi: that almost made me do a line of coke

y/n: h-hi i k-kinda like you okay >\\\<

yoongi: ok stop

y/n: let me cook bae

yoongi: absolutely not

y/n:

shhhhhh

come here kitten

yoongi: i’m gonna throw up

y/n: you should be like that one mark lee video rn

“ur making me blush”

if i was you and you were me and you as me said that to me as you ik i (as you) would be blushing like CRAZY

yoongi: sucks ur not me and i’m not you then

y/n: it does

how i would kill for someone to say that to me…

sighsssssss

yoongi: absolutely not

ur out of ur mind

y/n: yoongiiiiiiiii

ur no fun

pleaseeeeeeeee :3

look i did ur silly face

pls oh pls oh pleaseeeeeee

:3

:3

:3

yoongi: i’m gonna block you

y/n: just one come here kitten and i’ll never ever message you again

yoongi: ur out of ur mind

y/n: for you 😍

yoongi: no

y/n: :c

yoongi: stop

y/n: :c

:c

:c

yoongi: i’m not doing it

y/n: ㅠㅠ

that’s me crying rn

as we speak

yoongi: bye

y/n: you will say it

yoongi: why do you have so many pictures of this man

y/n: why are you jealous??

dw you know ur my one and only bbg

wow my rizz out of this world

you can no longer send messages to this contact!

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[cloudychao]

Monochrome Series: Red A lifeless story about a world without colors. It follows Nathan Fenton whose learning about colors and the people around him.

Life didn't always suck.

I didn't need colors in my life because seeing blacks, whites, and greys was amusing enough for me. Sure, rainbows were a little boring or my shirts all look the same, but I was fine.

Red? I was told that was the color of apples- But I was also told apples came in the other colors. Red is what an anatomical heart is or what color Joni's cheeks are supposed to be when I braid her hair. It's my mom's favorite lipstick color when she visits dad at work or the tie he got from mom.

Red seems to be the color of love if Joni tells me that's what her valentine card is. Is love the roses that my twin Sammy hides in her room or the dress mom wears out on her anniversary dates with dad?

I learned that red is also constant pain. It weighs me down with its every reminder.

At school today, there was a quiz. It was a normal day until a spike of pain tore through my abdomen. I called to go to the bathroom. The pain got worse the closer I got to the bathroom stall.

I see that I peed my pants? Man, that sucks and hurts for some odd reason. I never even felt it. I decided to stay in the bathroom the whole day in embarrassment while I keep leaking.

During lunch, I get a knock on the stall.

"Hey man, I didn't take ya the type to ditch! You should have let me know so we can go home together." The cheery voice of my friend Brett calls out.

"Dude, I didn't even want to ditch but my stomach is killing me and I think I peed my pants." I grumble into into my arms and knees.

"Really? No worries bro because I got my gym shorts here for you and you should just wash out your clothes." I hear a bag rustle.

"I think I'll just go home after borrowing your shorts." I shrug and open the door to grab the shorts to quickly change into. It still feels icky, but better than nothing.

I walk out to toss my pants into the sink for cleaning. I hear Brett gasp.

"BRO? Were you stabbed?! Why do you have blood on your pants?"

Blood? I squint at my pants and do see a darker color on them. Huh, I guess it was red and that's why I was in pain.

"Maybe I have internal bleeding? I was peeing out blood." I shrug and wash my pants.

"Dude hold up. I think you gotta go to the nurse right now! What if you need an ambulance?!" Brett is now freaking out with him twisting his bracelets and trying to not quicken his breathing.

"Hmm, probably?" I roll my eyes at his dramatics. Drama princes I swear.

He grabs my hand to stop the cleaning and we immediately rush out to the nurse.

Turns out it was nothing serious and I just needed some items for my underwear next time it happens again. My stomach stopped hurting once she gave me painkillers and hot compress. Can't believe half of the population experiences this every month of their cycle.

Brett and I had to get the talk about puberty which was not on my list of things today, but she let us stay in her office until the day was over. Brett stayed on his phone while I was laying on the bed like a corpse, accepting my monthly fate.

The door slammed open with our mutual friend Meg, who Brett was probably texting the whole time I was getting check out. Brett started to barrage her with puberty questions that got her riled up enough to slap his shoulder.

Behind Meg was Joni, trailing with my bag. She set it down next to my leg and also handed me a Reese's. My face scrunches in confusion at this gift since it was not Valentines Day.

"Meg was telling me this would help. The other girls always complain to me about it even though I don't get them, but the least I can do is get them their favorite chocolate bar." Joni's impassive face doesn't even twitch as she sits next to me.

"Really? That's pretty sweet of you." I grin at my double pun.

Her eyes roll at it.

Red is painful every month, but love soothes those painful moments in life. There's gonna be rougher times, but this small red problem is not going to get me down right now.

( This is a humans only universe using my DP sequel characters. There is no need to read about my DP sequel to understand this short series. )

[skrimbleeowo]

every inside joke ive ever had.

knee surgery, skin pikachu, when the apple is fresh, gug, guh, blue, horse, the horses are coming, making out on the jouch behind taco bell at 5pm wearing the sour cream and onion lays thigh highs, pidgeon milk, gay deer, listen to the horses, anthony do you hear the distant clip cloping of the hooves?, grips your thigh, how i look at bro when he grabs my balls and twists, 97 sobbing horses, five and a half lemons, shaves you bald and licks your head, dead dog center, i cant wait to eat abstract colors, gently smiling stalon, chortles, the gayng plus airy for no specific reason, bald ass marx remove his hat, certified freak seven sheds a week, people would rather top a twink than stop and think, hello cro, the wall of shame, give it brown eye contacts i beg, bacteria, the horse man, pees, 🚷, hey gang almost drowned 🍴, EW EW EW NOT THIS FUCKI G BRID AGAIN, this sausgage im eating is like sooo good 🤤, together we are mepreg, beef, king dedede in the skittles packet on the wall, calougtromis, Constipated turbo 💞 on the shelf☝️, wolfrun he has flea 💕, do you feel, the splunger, firey ass, crying mort, slungus, 😹😹 the green one is here 😹, do not laugh the pig knows, clip being??, i want to be the slime man, club pengiun is kill, smiling egg dog, special finger, dry oatmeal, devious ahh chicken tender, niquil chicken, red aiden, the nefious angler fish, the family friend, joker piss, cheezits, the soggy goldfish incident, they hit the twink towers never faggot, aawagga, a whole spoingus, marxs quest for the sacred pepis, i just lost my dog, fourse, zims massive fucking fourhead, click the bart, gayng and the adopted chortles, the rat man, hello starlight, clutching my pearls, hey fazgang, i got that dog in me the dog, close twitter for the love of starclan, go my shithound, thread canceled antfarm go, i hope the bugs find him, shittsing, discreetly glances at your balls, ecuador, randal you cant say that word, could you repeat that, agony, fear, up my giant purple ass, bruh we in a mcchicken, furry divorce image, tompson dingletoes the 2st, meowing audio, baby limb ripper, rejoyce, horse instincts, minion ass, i smell y’all, soggy marx, hes so babygirl, all i see is a fruit, the freddy room, Pay that CHILD SUPPORT 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💥💥💥💥💥💥💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸, ball cancer, uhm pin wrong finger, 🛷📳, does it jiggle leafy i swear to fucking god, diary stealer island stealer wish stealer, fawful gave me backshots😁⭐⭐⭐🙂🙂🙂💖💖💖💖🌼🌼🌼🌸🌺🌺🌷🌷🌹🌺🌷🌷😁😁😁😁😁🌈🌈🌈🙂🙂🙂, transgender marx cake, horse plinko, the gaylist, check it face eyes, marvullous bleeding rodent, invader zim obby, hairless cat shamura, furry dan, i hope you like bees!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝, penisland, the lemon cellector, what if instead of cum you released a hive of bees from your dick, alvin and the faggots, 𓃗, Prokaryote, holy SHIT this is estrogen city in here!!, slurp, oh no.. 🚶🧎💻 , the marx hole, my fucking uterus, glass, john egbert, NEW KITCHEN GUN!!!!!! SPARKLES LIKE NEW, mom broke up with dad <:[ 😭 i have anxiety O_O, 17, the horses are rapidly approaching 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎, she 4 on my lung till i 20$, the end is never the end is never the end is never the end the end is never the end is never the end is never the end the end is never the end, the slop, organ failure, freak jr, partplauge mpreg, what hi bye hi, hey hey hey, smile always, violet leapfrog dog, liam hfjone, im naming my pussy david now, jesterspace, why would she do that 🙁, did he peed 🙁, i hate when we have grass for lunch please domt say hate, lean four, leo bass bro pyrimid, mario pussy attack, GAY (for you!!), Haha Jonathan, **gas leak**, revisiting my divorced husband, penith, freaky time, greetings and salutations, seattle esex, bens loving the ☀️☀️ today!, im geeking, ocasionally neighing, 60 year old man named hugo, 7 hours and 12 minutes, 2 hours and 33 minutes, the critters, richard, GGLLGAG, think, whatever go my scarb, magestic horse, pea screaming, ren contemplating, do hear👂that? the ❌ is coming, me when i wake up, soggy, autism

[mochi-munchies]

More Ideas about The Get-Along Sweater that Saved the World (aka Ragnarok) Fanfic

This fic is made more to be of in a comedic setting then anything really too serious. The most intense parts of the fic would honestly just be Ink and Error losing their tempers or moments that show you that they are different from everyone else.

Like, when Error first shows up the twins are at first like "who tf is this hobo????" only to see Reaper get that extra crispy chicken wing combo treatment and Fresh get the absolute dawg taken out of him. The scariest part is Frisk just sitting there and not doing anything about it bro. Bc Frisk is lowkey the entity of the most authority among them all, so just seeing them just letting things get out of control really freaks them out.

And then one of the twins makes the mistake of speaking up, catching Error's attention and then it all just goes to shit from there. Error just looks at them with absolute contempt, talking to them like they were little more than babbling newborns- and then when Dream tries to speak up like an idiot, Error just scoops him up with his strings and pulls out Dream's soul right THERE.

Both twins are absolutely freaking out at this point, bc 1. Dream has been fighting to protect his soul for hundreds of years and now suddenly its in the hands of this new bozo who clearly is not in his right mind. 2. Nightmare has been fighting to get his hands on that soul for hundreds of years now, and this rando just comes out of nowhere and pulls it out like its nothing.

Error meanwhile, IS IMMEDIATELY PISSED. "wH- WhAT tHe fUc-cK iS thIz?!?!?!?" Like, he leaves the multiverse for maybe two Undernovela marathon's worth of a break and now there are ABOMINATIONS that aren't even REAL SANSES???? WITH FUCKING APPLES FOR SOULS????? DISGUSTIIINGG!!!!!!

He was fr gonna kill Dream then and there, but then suddenly he's having a conversation with someone's who's not there, and then he suddenly whirls on Nightmare with a grin that makes him want to run and hide. "yO- yO- YoU're tHe aBomiNaTIon- tiOn reSpoNSiblE foR lETt- EttINg mE ouT?" He says it like he already knows the answer, and Nightmare feels his soul just stop.

Error then wraps Nightmare and drags him over to Dream next, the twins are absolutely helpless, both their souls on display to this psycho, and Error's just cooing down at them with all the malice in the world, deciding to 'spare' the two just this once in thanks for their help.

He leaves them there. Absolutely terrified out of their wits, with the other gods all in various states of panic and injury.

And they realize just how bad they fucked up.

Then later on when they meet Ink for the first time, he's in the middle of like, a feverish artistic spree. Absolutely ecstatic and frustrated and impatient and overwhelmed with how much things have changed since he left, so all of his bottled up creativity and emotions are just flooding out. He's just creating an endless spew of AUs that are ranging from the fantastically uncanny to the horrifically inscrutable, and since he's doing it in an unstable frame of mind, they're all coming out malformed and incomplete, making the worlds just all the more distorted and insidious.

Dream and Nightmare are in one of these worlds when Ink just kinda pops in from out of nowhere all like, "oh, hey! You two are new! :D" and the twins are just going along with his ramblings at first, not exactly knowing that Ink is explicitly who they're looking for but being suspicious all the same.

And as Ink chats, it becomes all the more evident that this guy is the creator, and he's so unsettling. He's talking about all these worlds and their suffering, the other gods betraying him, his experience being locked away so long in the Doodlesphere without being able to create anything, in such a detached and casual way and he's just all giggles and playfulness and neither of the twins can feel jackshit from him and its freaking them the hell out.

Finally Ink is all like "oh shit! I forgot about Error! Omg! He's probably out now too! I def gotta go find him!" and its when the twins step in to stop him that shit hits the fan.

Ink. Does not like. Being obstructed. From what he wants. Suddenly all the projected emotions are swept aside and Ink gives them both one warning. They don't take it.

And then all the whimsical elements in the world around them is suddenly shifting into something more oppressive and twisted. Ink is suddenly lashing out at them like an eldritch, feral animal and neither of the twins can put him down while he's like this so they are forced to flee with their tail between their legs.

All in all, their egos are quite crushed, and with the other gods refusing to endanger themselves and their people after putting themselves on Ink and Error's hitlists as it was, they only have each other for comfort and help.

[bigdsgirl]

Alright, let's freaking go episode 11:

"I didn't know that was possible" -- well you haven't met Gu-won that's why!!!!

this drama queen "I have returned!!!"

immediately falls apart when do do hee shows up KING BEHAVIOR

i love him picking out her clothes

THE FASHION SHOW GTFO

that's right, do do hee, girlie you have taste. he looks FIRE in that outfit

MATCHING OUTFITS BYE

the petty bitch, showing up to sass God. I LOVE HIM.

bruh, pls don't regret being sassy

"when is he not glowing?" "you're right" "he's always glowing" -- these employees, icons.

the CAKE alkjglkadfgjadf -- he loves to celebrate and king i do too

uh oh uh oh scary man

SEEDS AND SCALLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the dog's sweater alkgjdfl;kgjadf;lkgjadfgjadfg

the TATTOO!!!!!!!!!

this good news cannot last forever sigh

i luv his assistant. the sweetest man <3

sir. do not mention HER in front of him. Yeah that's right! you are getting the silent treatment!!!!!!!!

this show is iconic - the hangover cure scene is TOO GOOD!

ULTRA SANTA X LFG!

i thank the lord every day for Song Kang's stylist

oh oh oh this scene with the husband and wife with alzheimers. this is killing meeeeeeee, i am not stable enough to handle this.

I am unwell, holy fuck.

Gu Won is CRYING TOO SAME BABY

beautifully shot wowowowowowowow.

oh this fella is not the same anymore.... lol the "I was sweating" ok king.

the stake out for ms. shin lolololol. what is in the apple box!!!!!! it better be.... apples. lol.

these TWO BYE.

HOLY SHIT WHAT TAJGKLADGKLJADF HAHAHAHAH

this is exactly what i want. i LUV IT.

love has no secrets - i love this

"we can't them out do us" competitive king.

even when he sleeps he is holding her wrist!! AH!

HMMM I WONT FORGET YOU? interestinggg....

oh wait. WAIT. god's teeth are normal now... HMM HMM. on purpose? or just now that's we know who she is, it's normal.

Because fate always repeats itself - oh that line is coming back to haunt us.

the investment agreement is so freaking sketch. oh. wait. oh shit. that's her parents? oh wow. wait her father left the company??? oh wow what HAPPENED. to think I was worried about how they would continue for the next 6 episodes.

"call me bro" gu-won has a DEATH WISH (lol)

"don't mind him" -- hmm... no.

oh WAIT he sees the CROSS oh no no no

no not a flashback of her in the new house :( you will break my heart.

her relationship with the chairwoman i am sobbing

omg she wants to show him the photo of their family!

wait. wait. wait. they died on her 11th birthday? wait wait wait. wait.

she needs a hug stop 😭😭😭😭

"I want you to stay next to me"

so like, he is definitely going to "double cross", yup ok now he's being sneaky. would not go in that door bud, i feel like its gonna be BAD. sneaky, he came real fast.

BRUH SERIOUSLY AT LEAST GET AWAY BEFORE CALLING HER.

awh shit, he's alive. BOOO.

definitely faking that his son is the culprit. oh yuck.

yuck. yuck. yuck.

oh he actual is turning himself in. wowowowowow.

"the devil" - the cut to Gu-won, ow ow ow.

the way she flinches, god this man is a monster.

ah, the SFL & SML -- i hope they get to bond 🥹

HEY NO. I ALREADY SOBBED AT DESTINED WITH YOU. I DON'T NEED THIS TOO. NOPE NOPE I REFUSE.

[abyssal-cryptid]

Still thoughts about Tears of the Kingdom (SPOILERS)

The Great Fairies look like they want to eat the small man when they first emerge

Zonai Zelda is so cute

The memories bro the memories

THERE IS A SECOND GIANT HORSE

Why cant I put flowers in their mane

Please let me marry Zonai Zelda

Rauru is like lmao Zelda I wont die *dies*

Rauru dont give Zelda more trauma she has been through so much already

Rauru is like "we will put this all on Link"

HE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

I will write angry fanfic about this

Gleeoks are so terrifying what the fuck

You can upgrade your horses

What did they do to my beautiful dessert

They let me in as a man??? Noooo I was waiting to enjoy the complicated feelings of Link's gender again

Riju looks so good in this new look

Its so hot everywhere

Nooo my coins my coins!!!

Again doing shrines because I need hearts and stamina

I am a well enthusiast

I caught the golden horsie

Trying to find a perfect colored 5* speed horse is hard

Why are there gleeoks everywhere

IVE BEEN COLLECTING HORSE GEAR

Outfits my one true love

My horses are so cute

Let me customize the big horses pleaseee

I need to murder more deer for coins

Need to go deal with the Lurelin Village Pirates

DID I FREAK OUT ABOUT GIBDOS YET

I HATE THEM

Sorry I write these while Im not playing so I dont always remember to go in order

Im also writing fanfic because of course I am look at me

YOU CAN MAKE PICKAXES FROM THE MOBLIN HORNS

Im having so much fun

Shrines are becoming less awful

MY GOD I HATE GANONDORF

NOT SONIA

NOOOO

Wait how is Zelda the descendant of Sonia and Rauru if Sonia died without children

I saved this man's goats

Satori mountain is said to have endura carrots. I need them please

THE STICKY ARMOR LOOKS SO COOL

Im pro-all armors that show off Link's cool arm

I looked up how to get to Hestu and

I know what I need to do but I dont have the strength to do it

No joke theyre evil for this

How do I get gloom resistant armor

Playing the Zora main questline

The sky island has moon gravity!!

Where is Kass

The new dragon is a Light Dragon

Finally some good fucking food (All the apples on satori mountain)

Me: oh shit blood moon should be soon

Literally the next night: blood moon

Im a psychic

You are correct Roman there is so many apples here you do deserve some here you go baby boy

The checkmark you get for caves is if you killed the Bubbulfrog in there

I need to kill more

I want the full mystic armor

I have one friend who isnt into LOZ and I could tell all this to her but its no fun if she knows nothing about it

She does send me Zelda memes tho. 10/10 friend

Finally endura carrots

WAIT HOLD ON YIGA CLOTHES

OMG FINALLY

I love Malanya so much

Best god

I love Sidon but my god is he just in the way during the Water Temple

On the way, making me waste my bubbles, why do I have to be next to him to get the bubble

GET OUT OF THE WAY LET ME HIT THE CROCODILE

Useless

Hearing Zelda being referred to as the Sage of Time >>>>

Also I will not shut up about how pretty Zelda is

I have to draw her

Im a simple lesbian

My switch camera is full of screenshots of her

Every cutscene has her be so pretty

Sidon made me my own copy of him

And this man isnt marrying me

KING DOREPHAN DIDNT DIE

YAY

I dont think I could have handled that

WAIT SIDON'S BECOMING KING???

My camera roll is also full of screenshots of Sidon

NOO YONA BECAME QUEEN

DONT CALL HER BELOVED SIDON

SIDON STOP CALLING HER ENDEARING NAMES

SIDON

Yona is actually really sweet Im just having a moment

A sad day for Sidon lovers everywhere

King Sidon is handsome

He literally got on his knees to swear a vow to me and gave me a ring and married Yona

Yona is cute and I love her

Like her voice too

She's adorable

Maybe we can do a triad

Political(ish) marriage + one crackhead who attracts all the trouble

No because I still actively avoid spots where there used to be guardians

I was at a stable and went "no cant go that way there's guardians"

Nightmares wont give up ever apparently

ALSO HAVE YALL SEEN THE TIKTOKS OF LIKE

PEOPLE ABUSING THE BACKBAG KOROKS

There has been so many crucifications. The Korok Space Program. Fire is involved

I've also seen people build bombers and mechs

I love it

It seems so wild to me because I dont build in this game

If I can avoid it

I do use the dispensers but thats because its gambling

But all the material spots just get ignored

Nope

Dont care

Im going on Roman (my horsie)

But I love everyone is vibing

But still. I need easy mode

These posts are how I process the game btw. Been surprised that people have liked them. I will keep going because I have to process what I feel about things (doctor's orders)

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 07x04 Defending Your Life

“He’s a Grade A freak. Not an S level” “How many times do they say to the other to “trust me?” “Just trust me bro” ”that’s some intense frogger shit right there” “They really take their LARPing seriously” “No, you’re not ok” “Why do the sketchiest hallways have the best lighting?” “Sam doesn’t know Dean killed her?” “I was about to say that. Fkn dad jokes, man” “double crappy” “You could always go to NA, but he doesn’t have a problem so it’s fine” “The fuck was that look for? OH nice” “That was easy” “Just burn the bones montage and moving on” “oh yeah” “Fkn dog juiced him” “KRISPY KREMES?” “OH THAT”S TOTALLY DIFFERENT BAG. BUSTED” “Oh it’s the same bag.” “We’re just over here examining Jensen’s bag” “What’s his problem?” “He doesn’t eat apples?” “He could start an orchard and call it Jensen’s Apples and make so many corny jokes” “the fuck” “These aliens have got some fkn good roofies, man” “If I was this guy, I’d be more worried about those 2 guys. You’re sounding crazy but these guys take you seriously?” “both” “What’s his problem?” Dean tends to drink a lot after Cas dies

Laughter

“Yeah these kids aren’t crazy at all” “Decent line for what it’s worth” “boobies” Dean just had like 6 shots

“She’s not his usual type. She’s the bait” “oh getting fucked by farm implements” “yessss it’s red. Mmmm. Dirt like properties. It hits the ground like dirt would. It must be dirt” “He looks drunk as fuck. He never looks drunk really” “Who got snatched?” “Oh” “Dude. Is this guy going to piss into the cushion?” “You fucked up now. Jesus Christ” “To be fair, it wasn’t their best salt line” “Oh a neat tiny little pile of dirt. One dixie cup’s worth” “Sam sniffs dirt. I know the apple orchard this came from. The one with the implements” “What the fuck” “He speaks English really good. God damn” “What a fkn dick” “This is the weirdest Egyptian costume I’ve ever seen. It’s a judge outfit but it looks like they put red hots on the thing, too. I’m hungry for red hots now” “Is this an important episode or something?” “I’m mostly impressed that Osiris knows shit about American courtrooms. I don’t know shit about American courtrooms” “Who’s next? Another brunette? The woman with the kid” “I mean, that’s not who I thought it would be” “some poor-ass intern had to go all through the episodes to make that montage” “What if you’re a fucked up person and don’t feel any guilt? Does Osiris still care?” laughter

“What the fuck” “I feel like he forgot his line, said that, and then just went with it” “What does that mean? 24 hours?” “So all these people went to a barn and got judged by American Osiris?” “Is this like the Virgin Mary in the salt line? See how the salt line is fucked?” stared at the salt line disturbance for 5 minutes and discussing what it looks like “That’s a fkn nice ass room” “Swanky hotel” “Can’t they go to the Meijer and pick up ram’s horn? They’re in Dearborn” “That’s more salt”

“That’s how I carry my salt in an old used white gas can” “Who the fuck came out?” “Why is he such a guilty bitch all the time?” “what a gassy bitch” “jerky” “Beef jerky” “Why did she zap out right away?” “he’s not a scuzz bag now?” “could have made an asswiping joke” “No I see Lucifer when I wipe my ass” “Of course you wouldn’t use that line for some ass wiping butt stuff”

[noloveforned]

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[justjessame]

Light Through the Darkness: Chapter 53

hile Abigail could have gone onward in her quest for answers, Gloria convinced her to stay on in Chicago for a bit longer.

“Stay, Abi,” the witch, much younger in reality yet her outward image would argue that logic. “Wouldn’t you say you’ve earned a reprieve from the course you’ve set?” It was tempting enough to agree.

Which was how she found herself beside Gloria in the bar that night, learning how to mix concoctions with names like “Sex on the Beach” and “Fuzzy Navel”. She was laughing and flirting. Smiling came easily, interacting with the patrons of the establishment brought her something that she hadn’t felt in a long time.

“You look like you’ve been doing this forever,” Gloria grinned at the tiny woman, hip checking her as she reached for a glass. “And you look a hell of a sight better than when you came in earlier.”

Abi’s smile didn’t falter, not with the reminder of what brought her across the threshold of the bar or with the tug that came at the thought of Damon or her family lurking in the shadows of the world at large. Not here in this place where people came to have fun, or to lose themselves in a drink and company.

“It feels familiar,” was what Gloria got, as Abi moved toward a raised hand at the end of the bar, her smile growing at the group of young men flagging her down for another round.

While Abigail was losing herself in something entirely different, no matter how similar it felt, Damon was dealing with more fallout from the return of Katherine and the activation of Gilbert’s supernatural device than he could count. At least Stefan’s detox seemed to take, that was something.

Mason Lockwood, the long wandering younger brother of the now dead and gone mayor of Mystic Falls was home. After Damon and Stefan caught sight of him doing some lifts that no normal human dude bro should be able to do, Damon realized that clearly the supernatural apple clung heavily to the family tree. With Founders’ Day festivities still in full swing, because why would a little thing like fire and destruction make the celebrations stop, the carnival gave him the perfect place to have a little experiment for old Mason.

A little suggestion to one of the carnies and wouldn’t you know it? A fight broke out between Tyler and him. Mason, being the protective uncle stepped in, and Damon watched as his eyes flashed gold then black. What the hell did that mean?

Unfortunately, the carny was beaten bloody enough to call out to the newest vampire in town, Caroline. Yes, Caroline Forbes, otherwise known as the control freak head cheerleader of Damon’s nightmares. Created by his blood and a little help from a pillow wielded by his OTHER living nightmare, Katherine Pierce. Honestly, every single thing that he was dealing with would come back to her, wouldn’t it? Caroline, for all her controlling nature, couldn’t actually control her newborn vampire bloodlust and went all in, killing the poor carny. Damon wanted to go all in and end Caroline, but of course Sir SavesAlot Stefan and his damsel come lately Elena wouldn’t allow it.

Enter Bonnie Bennett, the entire reason HIS blood was inside of Caroline to begin with, but with a lack of self awareness that would make all the politicians in DC envious, she blamed HIM, because of course she would. And in a spectacular display of self control, she nearly flambéed him. All because she didn’t deactivate the damn device like she could have, and because she demanded he play good Samaritan and give Caroline an infusion of his healing juice out of guilt. THIS, Damon thought, as Bonnie was talked out of it by Elena, was why he didn’t HELP people.

Abigail had a new routine. She slept during the day, or at least the early morning to midday, then she got up and checked in with Ric or Bonnie. Cat was still doing well. Her house was still standing. The rest was more vague, but there seemed no need for her to rush back and no one seemed to need her. Caroline was busy, that was a running theme when she asked if she was feeling up to a call.

Once those check-ins were finished, she’d grab something to eat and have a call with Marcel. He was usually more talkative. He found her tales of the bar, the patrons and Gloria, the antics and the nightlife, all very interesting. He wanted to know if she was considering relocating, but Abigail shrugged the idea off. This was temporary. A vacation.

“Only you would get a job during a vacation,” he’d scoff, then they’d talk about New Orleans and what he was doing. He’d tell her if he’d heard anything about the Mikaelsons or their whereabouts and then they’d say their goodbyes, with a promise to talk again the following day.

Chicago was a different beast than New Orleans, but Abi took as much pleasure in learning it as she did the first. She walked and drove the streets. She took in the sights and she shopped. She dined out and she ordered in. While she fettered her time away, she contemplated what came next.

While there were other places on her list, the list that she and Bonnie had made after doing the locator spell with her blood and an atlas, she wondered if she should continue on? Was there still a point to it? After all, Marcel seemed to think it would be best to stay clear of the family and he’d been with them for far longer than Gloria had known them, and even the witch warned her away. Bonnie, someone who knew nothing about them, aside from the vague idea that Abi had from her family’s grimoire told her much the same. Stay away, if she chose to find them, her blood would act as a beacon.

As day turned to night, Abigail dressed for another night at Gloria’s, and she wondered how much longer she’d choose to stay on, because she knew that Chicago wasn’t a permanent answer. No matter how much fun she was having.

[enpr-ss]

Bro really didn’t upload until he got peer pressured into a 12 hour movie?? How long did this take to render? Ugh I’m going to have to track my pause timestamps.

His boogeykill on Skizz never gets old. Never. The same rationale of the boogeykill on Tango in Last Life too. The flabbergasted reactions in chat. Bdubs bonding with Scott over the quick boogeykill on Skizz and Scar bonding with Pearl over the diamond hoes. Jellie meows!! I FORGOT HE FED THE GOLDEN APPLE TO THE HORSE HAHAAHAH. Bdubs and Scar are SUCH terrible influences on each other. The mom banners. Cleo burning the mansion for 0 reason. Impulse gave Bdubs a clock AGAIN. They’re weaponizing Scar’s scamming skills. THE FAMOUS BDUBS ETHO SCENE LOL The worst pvp fight I’ve ever seen. So much hype for that. He’s so confident too. As well as with the tnt cannon, which he used the old expensive recipe for. Scar promising to spare them when he’s on yellow and then he kills Cleo multiple times. BigB DOES like to put faces on buildings that’s so true. Bdubs really on his evil arc this season. The audacity of him to say that Tango would turn on people in a heartbeat. Incredible. Etho technically providing for the family with Scar always stealing from his mob farm is also hilarious. Bdubs being jealous that people like Scar’s clock more is so sibling lol. Honestly can’t believe that Bdubs was the first one to call out how flimsy the alliance with TIES was. Really goes against the fandom portrayal lol. The water is a pretty good idea. HE DIDNT EVEN TAKE MORE THAN TWO TICKS OF DAMAGE. 0 HEARTS. ETHO IS SO WASHED UP. “I need you to say it wasn’t my fault Bdubs” “It wasn’t my fault” HAHAHAAHA It really was such a mom call. The entire scene with the immediate deadpan “You dropped it right on her”. Immaculate. Incredible. Funniest thing I’ve heard. Omg. “He’s dripshaming!” IM CRYING. He’s such a shit-stirrer omg. Martyn and Grian being the time admins is very lore of them. The straight up roast of Etho dying to a creeper. Absolutely stunning. Bdubs really is Cleo’s son. Scar being impaled by the stalactite is still such perfect comedic timing. I’m dying. Honestly it’s incredible how Bdubs avoided dying from all the traps, only dies in pvp. Not as stupid as he looks. He’s the most competent in their group lol. Bdubs Number 1 Ethogirl!!! He’s fighting so hard but everything he does is making it worse. Cleo, Etho, Martyn, Bdubs, and Tango just washing each other out. And then what a nice chill hangout time with Etho as they build the bridge. “Here’s a snack, go visit your dad” “okay!” And yeah the whole sever knows what AND where Windsor is ha. Bdubs and Cleo side eyeing each other everytime Scar accidentally makes an innuendo. Bdubs really finding out the consequences of playing both sides kinda. “Why can’t you be normal about Etho?” Cleo asking the hard questions to everyone here honestly. Everytime they try to scold Bdubs a mob goes after Scar. Classic. To be fair Bdubs really had no reason to suspect a boogie from TIES. Like yes the nether was a stupid reason but everything else so far was chill. Team TIES playing dirty this season it’s hilarious. Clockers supporting Bdubs in his vengeance. The clocker rp is honestly such real vibes. Catch never gets old. Bdubs absolutely will turn on anyone and everyone for Etho without question or hesitation. “YOU’RE SO FREAKING WASHED UP!” I’m dying omg. Watching Etho humiliate himself from Bdubs POV is so good. Especially the whole stasis chamber with Scar and blowing himself up part.

That fight with Skizz was the funniest thing ever. They both missed their fireworks AND their swords. Dying by drowning damage, which Bdubs survives only because he pre-gapped. I’m crying. This life series episode really was the last blow to Etho’s reputation lol. Also wait did Bdubs get the time from his Skizz kill? HE PUT DOWN SO MUCH SCAFFOLDING TRYING TO SIT TWO DOGS HAHAHAHA. HOW DOES BDUBS SURVIVE EVERY SINGLE TRAP. HOW. “I leave for 2 seconds I hear an explosion-” blows up. THE PERFECT COMEDIC IRONIC TIMING ON THAT. IM CRYING. Gem absolutely laying waste to Etho twice in 1 minute. Everyone is in awe of her prowess. Scar almost doing the same tnt minecart kill on his allies again. And then Jimmy dying to the ravager and getting the dogged and pufferfished. Bdubs missing every sit attempt to plant TNT everywhere. I still don’t understand how Bdubs survived that tnt minecart. Clockers gaslighting the Bad Boys lol. “Well they never claimed to be the Brain Boys” SCOTT OMG “You may not win these slapfights against literally anyone on this server” Etho why did you cut that out huh. “KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME” “Could I use your enchanter?” Blows up. Classic Bdubs surviving the trap once again. My theory is that he’s so short that being closer runner ground is actually protecting him. Bdubs being the biggest bystander between Scar and Etho. Incredible. Also I cannot believe impulse was just crouching right there behind the dirt wall. And still Bdubs only died in a pvp. All the first time he did to a TNT minecart. Aw man Scar deserved Joel’s time :( His scream as he fell off the ladder was so good. Oh Bdubs. So good as escaping traps except ones set by Impulse.

Limited life blogging!

BRO WHATS WITH BOOGEYKILL? It’s only been 10 minutes??? Scott??? BDUBS???? WHAT IS HAPPENING??? SKIZZ AGAIN??? On brand for Bdubs to do it to the guy that just got killed. Within 1 minute of the choosing. I can’t I’m crying so hard right now. It’s not even a clever play anymore this is just hilarious. Skizz’s heartfelt speech while Joel and Jimmy are dying in the background. This ain’t about them. Joel bringing Boat Boys over into this. No wonder Etho replaced him with a cow. And of course Etho taunts him back about Jimmy replacing him, and of course he kills the cow. They’re referencing ALL the previous series. So many things are happening at the start. Wow. Everyone is just trying to ally with Etho. Everyone really be dying in pairs. Skizz again. They just can’t keep a cow alive. WHO TNTED THE COWS LOOOOOL?!?! Everyone is dropping like flies.

The complete U-turn once the vexes come out and then the hilarious cutscene back to the meeting room. Everyone REALLY wants Etho’s tnt. “Come here Bdubs…I need an easy boogey kill and it doesn’t get easier than you.” Bdubs never let go of the deadweight allegations lol. Etho and his tnt tree farms. Skizz and Bdubs slap fight lol. Bad boys going out of bounds lol. Joel’s deadpan threat of making himself yellow to get Etho back. Truly another wizard moment. Etho is so happy about his tnt. How many redstone geniuses does it take to craft a power rail. And of all people, it’s Skizz that makes them. Wait why did Grian afk? And why is Bdubs so clingy to Etho? HOW HAS SCAR MISSED WITH THE TNT MINECARTS SO MANY TIMES?!? How is everyone dying so much. WHAT IS HAPPENING?? BDUBS WAS THE THIEF ALL ALONG!! And of course the trap didn’t get him. Also what is causing the timer to glitch? Was it a bubblevator tnt? Also rip Tango’s tower. I wonder if there’s anyone who hasn’t died yet. Grian slain by PUFFERFISH??? HE WAS SO CAREFUL, WAS ANTICIPATING IT, AND STILL DIED TO THE CREEPER LOL. TORCHES LOL. Bdubs heckling him lol.

Etho with the banana code again. Tango and Etho making fun of Skizz’ incredibly obvious plan. Huh Etho’s rping the deadbeat dad a lot. Especially by making Scar and Bdubs turn on each other. HALF A HEART??? Every green has a yellow going after them for lols. “Off you go Joel!! Oh I fell - thank you. You saved me! You saved Joel so that I can kill you!” WHAT A SCENE!!! HE LANDED IN THE MLG. HE WASNT EVEN BOOGEY!! TOO GOOD TO BE SCRIPTED. What is happening. How did Martyn hit the ground he was in WATER. Impulse still the luckiest bastard ever. Etho trying to have a moment with Joel. Wait where was Martyn hiding?? Yes Etho what a great idea. Pull the tnt minecarts towards you. SCOTT’S PERFECT TIMING BEHIND THEM. HE JUST WATCHED THE TNT MINECART SLOWLY ROLL IN HIS DIRECTION LOL. SKIZZ NEARLY DIED SWIMMING AND TANGO HAS TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR HIM LOL. Triple kill!!! Skynet, the mob farm, and pretty much unlimited deaths were the best things to ever happen to this server. Was Etho's mob farm just supplying the entire server for tnt? “I’m impressed Etho, that’s possibly the best work you’ve ever done.” “Thank you Cleo. Also that was so mean” LOL “Not overrated… his skills were from back in the day” and Bdubs defending Etho’s redstone when they’re talking about his pvp skills. HE CALLED HIMSELF WASHED UP AHHAHAAHAH. Omg this scene is ICONIC. Etho just envisioning all the trash talk in his comments. THUMBNAIL IS ONE WORD LOL. Bdubs behaving exactly like an ethogirl in the comments making everything worst. YOUTUBE IN GENERAL LOL. What an episode.

The clocker RP is so good. Babysitting and also bullying Bdubs. Etho loves his tnt. And him just listening on Jimmy’s streamer talk. Ah they went after their wheat because of bread bridge. And his bridge too. This family dinner rp is too real omg. “I like that she’s quiet.” Omg. “Well this is nice” after the tnt gets placed down. OH DID HE CUT OUT THE ABSENT FATHER ROAST?!?!? They’re ACTUALLY playing fetch chicken with the tnt minecart. I can’t believe this. “Little bit of a baby throw” this is real incomprehensible family games right here. The trust exercise with the useless redstone torch. TWO?!? LOL THEY BLEW THEMSELVES UP AS EXPECTED. CLASSIC. WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?! “You dropped the ball.” BRO.

Watching the clip compilation ep 6 by Molecoid. Has the no thumbnail and the intro LOL. He compared Skizz and Scar’s abs….. why. ZombieGem absolutely roasting Etho. “Why would I ever listen to you?” A scar trap lol. “Why are you saying re in front of it?” LOL Joel and Jimmy are so desperate. Impulse is so bad at lying. HE DIDNT EVEN HIDE HIS STASIS CHAMBER AND SCAR FOUND IT AND KILLED HIM IMMEDIATELY. He resets it and Scar gets him again. Why would he reset it right there. HE DIES TO HIS OWN TRAP LOL. Martyn witnessing the downtime of Etho and seeing him turn red is such a lucky find. Wait how did Bdubs survive that end crystal. Just as he’s warning Etho from the family dinner too. ZOMBIEGEM ABSOLUTELY ROLLED HIM OMG. HE BARELY EVEN TRIED SHE LITERALLY BROKE HIS SHIELD WITH SWORE CRITS AND ENDED IT. HE GOT LIKE 2 HITS IN AND THEY WERENT EVEN CRITS. DIDNT EVEN BREAK HER SHIELD. “Wrench of a wife” LOL. SHE WASNT EVEN USING HER SHIELD. SHE UPHILL SWORDED HIM WHEN HE HAD A DIAMOND AXE. SHE WAS ON TWO HEARTS AND SHE STILL HIT HIM LIKE 10 TIMES AND KILLED HIM AGAIN. OH MY GOD HE IS WASHED.

“Yeah I lost my audio” he says over clips of him getting absolutely demolished by the clockers LOL. What a significant look between Grian and Etho. Wow things really have changed this series. Etho doesn’t even pretend to not be the boogey. HE PULLED THE “YOURE ADOPTED” CARD OOOOOOH 1v3s without pregapping; 1/4 the damage was from his own firework, dies to lag from Grian while Scott cleans up. Classic. Quad kill!! Of course people trapped spawn. That firework through the waterfall kill on Jimmy was pretty cool.

Classic Jimmy Trying to get Scott again with the fishing rod slow tnt minecarts. Joel died to glass in the water??? LOL. Etho just hitting every single block and taking fall damage at the worst time possible. HE KEEPS OPENING VC LOL. Bdubs trying to mediate between Scar and Etho lol. HE FELL OFF, CLUTCHED, OFFHANDS HIS AXE AND USES A PICK, AND THEN DIES TO A SKELETON. HES WASHED. AND THEN A WOLF STOLE HIS KILL LOOOOOL. Bdubs taking pity on him. This is such an iconic moment but Skizz’ skin is killing me. “You’re a standup guy. I appreciate you, I love everything about you. I just wish you were better at this game.” AND AXE CRITS SKIZZ LIKE THAT. BRUTAL. EXECUTES HIM WHILE LAUGHING. Skizz’s ghostly “Me too” is also great. What an ending.

He finally got a tnt minecart kill! “Tango this is Minecraft. Why don’t you have blocks?” Pearls game was rigged to kill all three. Etho was smart enough to pick the house that had its undersides all blown up lol. IMPULSE FINALLY GETS A END CRYSTAL KILL!!! BEAUTIFUL. Scar with the excellent sword names. Etho got Grian!!! Etho’s just all by himself, in the sky, talking to ghosts. Oh you can shoot into the border now? How many times did Etho kill Grian?? With the fireworks through water each time as well??? And Scar cheering on Etho in the chat. ETHO HAD TO PROMPT GRIAN TO ENACT THE LOYALTY SWORD LOL!!! FANDOM LIED TO ME!!!! I thought it was a secret low key thing that would only appear at the beginning and end and would be Grian initiated but no!!!! Grian is so happy to live out his dreams of being rescued and partnered with Etho. He’s so time hungry omg. Turning immediately on Pearl. Giving a fair 1v1 to Pearl was very kind of him. He’s still washed though. He died to fall damage just like Grian lol. Half his health gone to his own firework too. He pinned the fluffing comment HAHA

[its-your-mind]

“oh clearly jon feels no emotions and is in complete control of himself at all times. this man is a logic machine.”

did we??? listen to the same podcast?????? this man feels first, thinks later. there is a strong emotion? get ready for jonathan jarchivist sims to act on it with little-to-no second thoughts. rational thinking who. we throw ourselves full force at the first thought that comes into our head. like, we are talking about the man who:

busted into the office of a guy he hadn’t talked to more than twice since he woke up from a six month coma, sincerely offering to gouge out his eyes and run away with him, and was Absolutely Gobsmacked when he was refused

was prefectly ready to let a face-stealing monster live… right up until it reminded him that it had killed his friend without him realizing (that “…what did you say” is one of the lines that gives me GOOSEBUMPS every time)

dove headfirst into a pile of evil sentient worms to grab a tape recorder bc he was so determined to not die as aNOTHER GODDAMN MYSTERY

let his survivor’s guilt from when he was eight drive the major decisions he made for the rest of his life

threw himself into a fear dimension of evil loneliness to save the man he loved (who had refused to speak to him for months) at the probable expense of himself who knows

had so much MALICE in his voice when he killed peter lukas like damn girl you do not get that emotional when you’re just killing someone bc they’re evil or whatever. there was Hatred there. go off queen.

literally was willing to sacrifice an entire WORLD so that no one would ever f e e l what he had to feel when jonah voicesnatched him

LITERALLY speedran a love story in like six weeks in scotland. this man was SO READY to be in love it’s ridiculous. so was martin. I love them sm

heard his predecessor was dead

came to the conclusion that he was next

what should we do with this?

oh I know

stalk every one of my coworkers bc clearly one of them is out to get me

committed himself to living in the archives forever bc he didn’t want to put georgie or “god forbid the admiral” in danger (has his priorities STRAIGHT he does)

oh annabelle caine has martin? and an artifact that completely knocks me on my ass and takes away all my powers? off to hilltop road we go come on basira we have spider ass to kick

threw himself into a coffin to save a woman who LITERALLY was ABOUT TO KILL HIM bc he just wanted to HELP and everyone around him was HURTING SO MUCH

was insulted when a statement giver called the institute stupid and immediately discarded all professionalism and clapped back by calling her wildly successful youtube series dumb

also immediately discarded all professionalism when disgusted by a teeth apple “we do NOT want it.” like damn bro this traumatized doctor brought this bone apple teeth proof in for you and you are too grossed out to grin and bear it

was slightly annoyed by the fact that martin was not the Ideal Assistant. Offhandedly mentioned on an official recording that he wanted an evil flesh witch to slowly kill his literal employee by a series of freak accidents that resulted in the loss of one body part at a time. this man has no chill whatsoever.

took so much satisfaction in killing jonah magnus. like jonah told him not to be dramatic and jon PROMPTLY started monologuing while stabbing douchard directly in the chest.

“I don’t want to die”

“Neither did they.” FUCK YES QUEEN GO OFF GET HIS SMARMY VICTORIAN ASS

sounded so SMUG when he told the eye he was gonna go apologize to his boyfriend. like yeah stupid all-powerful fear god I have a BOYfriend and I LOVE him suck on THAT

remember when he decided to doom his whole world bc he wanted to stop anyone else from feeling like he did? yeah that plan went out the window fuckin imMEDIATely as soon as his beloved martin walked into the room. oh, he’s in the world I’m going to be dooming? well fuck didn’t consider that part. welp guess he’s just gonna have to stab me. and then we will hold each other and declare our love and kiss and hope to still be alive and together somehow as the world collapses around us. our love didn’t save us but it was here and that mattered. okay list cancelled I’m gonna go curl up in a ball for a little bit. ty for your time.

[lokisivy]

Electric enemies// Eddie Munson X fem! Henderson! Reader

Warning: Smut? idk how to do this

it was a day like any other With your food tray in hand, you walked to the Hellfire table. Now you didn't really play DnD, but you were in Eddie's band as one of the guitarists and sometimes lead singers.

Eddie isn't really your favorite person; he is so annoying and gets on your nerves a lot. The reason you accepted the place in the band was that your brother Dustin begged you to. Eddie was his role model and you didn't want to let your brother down, so you joined.

You weren't really popular, but when you joined the band, everyone started giving you a hard time calling you "The freaks girlfriend" or "Werdio" names they come up with so they can feel better about themselves.

You take a seat next to Dustin, sitting on the edge. "Hello, sweetheart why the long face," Eddie smirks at you before biting on the apple in his hand.

"Kill yourself Munson." you spat back with attitude.

you didn't really feel like being nice today Jason and his Jock friends came and disrupted your day.

"Oh look is the freak's girlfriend," Jason said, walking up to you. you were standing next to your locker picking up stuff for the class you were really late for.

"What do want Jason."

"Nothing Y/N." He tucked your hair behind your ears. "Get. your. hands. off of me." you say sternly

"What babe does make feel good enough for you to reject me as a varsity football player?" he didn't listen to your command instead her puts his hands on your cheeks.

"I said get your hands off." I push him off of me before i walk away

He tucks my hair pushing me against the lockers

"You know you are being such a brat a slut like you should be thankful that I even acknowledged your existence," he said really close to my face.

I whimper, turning my face to the side to avoid his face. I try to leave, but when I do that he slams again with my neck hitting my head hard against the locker.

you Snap back when Dustin calls your name.

"Are you okay?" Dustin asks

"Yeah I'm just tired, I have Gym after take my food I need to go change." You rush up.

the group knew something was up you didn't fight with Eddie today and you looked sad.

You went to the bathroom stall to throw up, you were discussed by Jason's behavior you Thought being in a band would help your college application but instead it's fucking you up.

you didn't want to quit though you loved the thrill of it and you enjoyed being around Eddie he hated you though

at least that's what you thought.

"Is she okay why is she acting off," Eddie asks the boys. Eddie knew something was up you normally acted bitchy towards him because you hated how he thought lesser of you and he did the same you guys realized how much you hate each other after that one fight after one of the performances

"you didn't follow the notes right you messed it up!" Eddie yelled at you.

"Bite me Munson as if you never mess up!" you yell back. he was being ridiculous you thought you fuck up one note and suddenly you're a bad guitarist.

"God, you can't even do one thing right."

"At least I'm not repeating my senior year for the second time!"

you pointed out each other's flaws

"Fuck you Y/N!"

"Fuck you too Eddie you think your better than me you sell fucking drugs for a living!"

"Who are you talk bro your dad hated your existence He had to throw you back to your mum!"

you knew he would say that after your parents got divorced you dad took custody of you. you lived with him for a while until he started getting drunk and taking out his anger on that when you moved back to your mum.

you tried to hold back your tears and just ended the argument

"Fuck off Munson." Your tone was lower he knew you were upset but you crossed the line and he did the same you knew that.

You back to your dressing room pick up your stuff and leave the venue. you walked home that day crying Eddie felt bad he knew that having a shitty parent isn't fun even though you hated each other deep down you guys felt an attraction.

"I don't know but Lucas said he saw Jason harassing her before lunch," Mike said.

"What do you mean?" Eddie angrily said despite your hatred towards the both of you he hated Jason more and he would kill him if he ever annoyed any of his band/ club members.

"He did what?" Dustin interfered

"I don't know he said that he called her a slut and slammed her against the lockers," Mike explained

"Carver you are a dead man!" Eddie yelled sanding up one the of table to walk to Jasons Jock's table he jumped off after reaching the end

"You want something freak?"

Eddie grabs his jacket "I think you know what I want."

"Is it about your little girlfriend god she is so pathetic cant she even take a joke."

"And you think calling her a slut is a joke!" he yelled at him before punching him.

All Eddie felt was anger he felt so protective like he can stay stuff like this but others cant deep down he never really meant it it angered him seeing someone as worthless as Jason saying horrible stuff to you

You didn't know about the fight till you were asked to the principals office.

"Is it true that Jason harassed you during the 3rd period." the principal asked

"Yes, he did."

"Did you tell anyone about it?"

"No."

"How did you find out mister Munson."

"You can tell when someone is upset right pretty sure I noticed," Eddie answered with a tone

"Eddie you have detention tomorrow Jason you're getting kicked off the basketball team return your equipment to your coach Miss Y/N head back to your class."

you leave the office with Eddie behind you he called your name but you were mad everyone will think you snitched and rumors will spread faster that the Spanish flu.

"Y/N wait."

"What Eddie what do you want!" You snaped

"Why are you upset this dick got what he deserves."

he pulls you into an empty classroom

"you act like your any different than him you are just like him Eddie."

"I'm not like him I would never hurt you the way he did."

"Do hear yourself we both know that him hurting me physically wasn't the issue it what he said Eddie and you say shit worse than this."

"I'm not like him I would never hit a woman!" he got irritated Eddie was upset that you thought this low of him it was frustrating.

"You think you helped me but you didn't now everyone won't shut up about me getting him kicked off the team because at the end of the day the woman is never the victim!"

"Well I don't think that what I did was wrong it was, in fact, the right thing and you know that this dick deserved what he got and I will be damned if anyone hurt you again!" His confession left you shock

You didn't realize he was so close to you until you subconsciously reached up to grab his face to kiss him.

without hesation he kisses you back its like everything you both wanted it but never knew till now.

he grabs your waist and pushes you against the table for you to hop on.

"God Y/N you make me insane." he paused the kiss to unbutton your blouse you see him grab the door to lock it. his lips were everywhere on your neck cheeks lips and breasts.

you grab his belt to unbuckle it but he stops you "Hey you sure about this? we don't have to. just say the word"

"I want this, I want you Eddie and if you feel the same I need you to fuck me right now on this table."

he grunts in response grabbing the half-opened shirt to rip it in half buttons flying everywhere.

"Hey, my shirt!"

"Just shut the fuck up you know you like it."

he was right, you did like it, it was so hot

He grabs your tits from your bra he teases your nipples with his thumb before replacing them with his mouth.

"Oh, Eddie" you moan when his hand travels to your skirt.

"You praying for me darling?" he says

he rolls up to your skirt and removes your panties to shove them in his pocket.

he runs his finger through your wet folds

"Already so wet for me baby."

he kneels in front of your wet heat, attacking it with his lips licking your folds, collecting all your juices. you place your hands on his hair, pulling like your life depended on it, he moans against you from your pulling.

your orgasm builds very quickly, he knew what he was doing to get on the brink of your orgasm.

"Eddie I m so close!" You moan very loud

"Shh baby your gonna get us caught," he says between breaths

"Fuck Eddie..." you when your orgasm washes over you.

You pant trying to catch your breath. When you recover you grab Eddie by his belt, unbuckling it to pull down his pants

"Don't that again or what happens next isn't my responsibility."

"Oh I'm eager to know." you look up between your lashes

he grabs you by your hair tilting your head up so he can lean down and kiss you "God I hate you." he says between kisses

"Me too."

he grabs my legs to pull me closer to him, I stabilize my upper body with my hands behind me. he positions himself between my opening, slowly sinking in making the both of us let out a shaky breath.

"fuck your tight." he sinks in more, hitting the spot you craved for. earning a moan from you

"and you're so big." you moan when he pulls out to slide back in again,

you knew Eddie was gonna be big, the outline of his cock was huge when you saw through his jeans. With his attitude and confidence, you just knew it, but it was bigger than you thought.

"I will fuck that attitude out of you so can shut the fuck up for once and say thank you rather than arguing." his pace was slow you needed more than that

"Eddie faster." you whimper

he instead goes slower

"What did you say baby?" he was edging you and his pace was so good it was painful "Eddie please!" you cry

"Please what?" he teased you

oh god, you knew what he wanted you to call him, he always had a thing for it, he told you once when you were high and drunk at one of the parties we performed in.

"Please Daddy I need you to go faster and harder I want you to make me cum so hard you won't be able to move in me." he didn't even wait; he pick up the pace making the table rock with your rhythm

you saw stars when he took one of your legs and placed it on his shoulder.

"Fuck I'm so close." you moan he was hitting your cervix over and over making your hands give out.

"Cum for me sweetheart," he responds, making his way to your clit to help you reach your high.

within seconds your orgasm hits you so hard, making you see stars when you roll your eyes

"Fuck Y/N" Eddie moaned releasing inside of you his warm load.

"This was the best sex I've had," you confess you are too cock drunk to even care

"me too."

[dommelody]

hey guys its been a while ^^

lately I've became addicted to playing obey me so just decided to write some of my thoughts i mean pure and innocent ones lol just for a change XD and not me totally being a beel simp :") anways enjoy this fluff and wholesome story oh last thing if i find good respond to this one ill maybe make more of those lol enjoy then ^^

☆mc's favoritism☆

♡

It's another morning in the house of lamentation you woke up from your comfy bed opened the windows for some morning air-even tho there's no sun but for some air change-u did some stretching then u wore ur outfit for working out u get it right today ur goin to workout outdoors with beelzebub after he insisted frequently and even gave u some of his cheeseburgers as an exchange for doin morning workout with him although u told him that u will start after breakfast cause no way u ll be able to handle beel's workouts with an empty stomach and he agreed with big smile u went to the dining room

lucifer : "good morning Mc judging from ur outfit i take it that ur going to workout with beel ?"

"yep im starting to notice that i m gaining weight cause of someone lately "

beel with puppy eyes : "Mc did u not like it when i bring u food ? :"("

"NO I FUCKING LOVE IT PLEASE BRING MORE FROM NOW ON"

beel with a big innocent smile : "leave it to me Mc ^_^"

lucifer :" I see ,so because u cant go on a diet due to some indoors food delivery ur only hope is to exercise to lose weight well i dont think uve gained that much weight u look as beautiful as ever*smirk*

"thanks i guess hehe"

mammon : "Hey Mc i found a good place where u can sell stuff and u can gain alot of money there lets go after breakfast "

"oh sorry mammon I'm working out with beel after this"

mammon spaced out for a sec and then blushed : "huh u w-what ?///:

"mammon u perv u got it wrong we r going to exercise outdoors *sighs* even tho u see what im wearing ur still asking ??"

satan:" don't blame him Mc blame that stupid brain of his guess its just full of money thoughts too busy to think properly "

mammon :" WHAT DID YA SAY?IM UR OLDER BROTHER YA KNOW!"

satan:" OLDER BROTHER MY ASS AFTER YOU SOLD MY FREAKING UNDERWEAR TO SOME RANDOM BITCH U CALL URSELF MY OLDER BROTHER !!!STFU STUPID MAMMON"

asmo :"did u literally just go and steal satan's unwashed green underwear mammon u perv~"

satan:" AND HOW TF DID U KNOW ITS GREEN AND UNWASHED BRO THATS GROSS!"

asmo : " iyaa~ dont blame me this time i was PURELY going to wash my underwear then i saw u going out of there then saw it "

satan :"*sighs*AND WHY THE FUCK R U WASHING UR UNDERWEAR AT 3AM,oh wait please don't answer

beel :" Mc try this cake its so delicious :) "

"Thanks beel ^^"

beel :" about our workout i modified urs a little bit because i dont think u can keep up with my pase but for the jogging u have to keep up with me at least 10 rounds around the town *munch* *munch* "

""HUH ?! 10 ROUNDS AROUND THE TOWN BEEL R U TRYING TO KILL ME ?

beel :"Huh ? but ithink its too easy, for me i do about 20 so u can do it but if u reached ur limits don't worry ill carry u home on my back hehe ^^ oh and for the exercises we're going to do all of it together im so excited *excited beel noises *

as beel was eating with eyes sparkling with excitement u couldn't ignore his outstanding appearance beel was used to workout early in the morning so he just made an exception just for u ^^ however his body was aching for some exercising so he did some rope jumping and pushups just minutes before coming to the dining room so he was sweating while wearing a short sleeve black t shirt which were tight around his big chest and muscular arms with sweat dripping from his face reaching his sexy Adam's apple then going straight between his chest just the thought of this big muscular man being excited to workout with u makes u shiver

*simping mc noises (haha caught u bish)

then u try to reach the strawberries which were in front of beel he noticed u staring at strawberries so he picked some

beel :"Mc here , I'll feed u this :)"

"oh thanks beel ^^"

as u ate the strawberries from his hand u licked ur lips and then u felt everyone 's eyes on u as soon as u where about to speak beel licked some of the strawberries close to ur mouth

everyone:" STOP RIGHT THERE !"

as beel realised what he did he turned to a blushing mess cause of his gluttony he just licked it unconsciously

beel :" im sorry Mc i didnt mean to >\\~\\<"

mc simping noises again *touching his cheek :" i dont hate it love~"

then as soon as beel saw the smirk on ur face he was blushing even harder he stood up and hugged u tightly :" lets go Mc cant wait to start our workout /// "

everyone : "AS IF ILL LET U TWO GO ALONE!"

mammom : "I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE WORKING OUT IM GOING WITH U-"

beel :" but u never workout in the morni-"

mammon:" SHUDDUP!"

"how about going to the witch u sold satans underwear for and give it back to him that will be a good workout right?"

everyone laughed

Lucifer :"*cough* , recently i read that working out will lessen the stress and make u more productive so i think ill-"

"no luci not this time dont pretend that u didnt get a call from diavolo minutes ago to come after u finish breakfast asap"

everyone: "EVEN LUCIFER GOT REJECTED"

beel :" let's go mc :)"

" yea im coming ^^ "

everyone glaring at beel :" UNFAIR "

[nathaniacolver]

okay i'm back for what i'm calling the "pirate" shrine

did the shrine, now fight the pirates

well that was quite uneventful. got a blue hinox hammer though

bro i think I'm literally just gonna walk this korok to his friend

what if the lightning strikes the korok while I'm hoisting him in midair fkhhdkdkdjdsksjd

okay now the shrine

bro i love that the bigger enemies can just throw or carry smaller bokoblins like that's so funny lol

bro "turbine power" was the quickest shrine i've done in a MINUTE

okay lady let me go report that i killed the pirates

BRO only for 2 pony points??? Chile......

NO WAIT AN ENDURA CARROT TOO LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOO MALANYA I'M COMING FOR YOU

wait feed the doge first

55 DEFENSE ROYAL SHIELD??????? OH LET'S GO

wait i have one (1) bomb flower i can go explore the well

the fact that the camera makes a box around the object you're photographing is actually pro skills development like

now why did i think the game would encourage me to take a picture of the statue of the goddess 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ RESPECT CULTURE NIA

taking Sol (zelda's horse) to malanya we'll see what happens

golden apple for a golden horsey!

wait i LOVE malanya's color palate!!

"the god of horses cannot revive on an empty stomach" skkskajsms okay

Sol baby daddy is taking notes okay daddy's gonna go cook meals and give them to horse god so we can max you out okay

used my sleepover card bc i think i wanna go fight the lynel

ope it's raining. not yet I guess. let's go see the spring of power instead

yo what happened to the mother goddess statue of power????¿?

hylia don't worry baby i got you!!!

okay the lynel made me eat like 30 hearts worth of food bruh. why did it not get stunned? Why could i not mount it?

a like like????? just in the open????

NOT GLOOM HANDS OKAY I WILL STAY AWAY FRKM SKILL LAKE FREAKING

bro i killed an aerocuda but then a BOAR SQUEALED right next to me and it FREAKED ME OUT

oh i like this pendulum shrine!

i practiced on the chest one then i oneshotted the regular one

i will indeed go into this cave in the other eye of skull lake but first off let's wait for the dragon to go into the depths so i can get his scale. lemme just sit here and drink my boba while I wait for him to fly down

ok he very much did not go down into the chasm.....i shoulda known. The dragon music wasn't playing

okay tulin you gotta go your gusr just made me die

bro if this goes to the depths i'm reloading. that obsidian frog scared me SO BAD last time

bro why are there skeleton bokoblins????........

IF THERE ARE GLOOM HANDS DOWN HERE IT'S A NO

oh just a skeletal hinox that's fine

now about these blue rocks...............idk man

bruh the reason I didn't know where toto lake was was bc i was looking for BLUE water 😭😭 poor zora pollution :(

bro i was about to launch a full-scale search and rescue for the stone slab, like the whole mountain, and then i look to the left and it's just There

bro okay lemme explore real quick

all that exploring did was get me a blue boss bokoblin horn but that's okay ALSO i learned that you can just shoot the baskets of those bokoblin basket bearers and the fire chuchus will all explode!

okay sneak up on the kids as they gossip ........literally it's always the kids

bro why is it SO HARD to swim through this waterfall. realistics be darned

aw dorephan looks so beat up .......

bro i can't believe muzu STILL does not trust me like

BRO I TOLD YOU SOEMONE IS IMPERSONATING ZELDA. BEN (my brother) WAS LIKE "NAJ" BUT BRO I TOLD YOU!!!! IT'S GANON ALL OVER AHAIN DKSJDNSJDDN

bro i was scared ab finding the droplet rock bc my brother took 5ever to find it but lo and behold you just climb to the top and Look

i love briefly subverting the blood moon by teleporting

YO AM I AB TO SEE A COUPLE FIGHT BETWEEN SIDON AND YONA YOOOOOO

oh the sludge like like had to intervene

"I can see right through you" oh she gagged him a bit

SHE GAGGED HIM GOODDDDDD

i already saw the hurricane cutscene when my brother played so eh

i totally mis-dove but whatever

bruh......no bomb arrows........okay time to go back to the depths. and maybe hestu. and maybe misko's treasure

bro i just barely got the "combat training: throwing" shrine 😭😭 i guess i'll take the free regen and crappy weapons

spent like 20 min in the depths, faced a lynel, got 2 more lightroots, still don't have 150 poes, and only have 3 bomb flowers. wow.

something something sleep to regen health something

need to live tweet my playing of totk but don't wanna be annoying on my irl so i'll just do it here. this is the first bit:

BEWARE: TOTK SPOILERS BELOW

"i know i'll be ok with you link" okay they are IN LOVE

WHERE IS LINK IN THE CUTSCENE. THEY HAVE TO SHOW HIM IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS OR I WILL FRET

ZONAI????!!?!!?!??!?!?! (Listen i forgot the gameplay trailer)

me walking at a respectable pace as to not leave zelda's side

BABE THERE'S TOO MUCH MALICE HERE WHY ARE WE STILL GOING

just talked to zelda and she was like "i'm so excited!!!!" GIRL DO YOU NOT HAVE AN OUNCE OF SELF-PRESERVATION

swinging the sword swinging the sword

WAIT WHY DO I HAVE 30 HEARTS WHYYYYYYY DO I HAVE 30 HEARTS

THEY JUST ADDED AN INSTRUMENT OR TWO OH FRICK AND IT'S GETTING LOUDER oh i already love the sound engineering

GLOWY SPIRAL????

DON'T PICK UP THE TEAR BABY oh frick oh frick

OH THAT'S WHY I HAD 30. FOR THE DRAMA

CAN'T LOOK AT MY TYPING I'M WATCHING THE CHTSCENE

OH FRICK IT JUST SHATTERED OH FRICK

gamer lean on x games mode rn

mans said screw it i'm out. fly you fools

BRO I WAS TYPING THE ABOVE WHEN HE LUNGED AND I GOT SO NERVOUS THAT I'D HAVE TO FIGHT FJSKDKJSJDAHHDLADG THE JOYCONS ARE FLOPPING AROUNS ON MY ARMS

THAT TEAR BETTER PROTECT HER I HOPE THAT'S WHAT THAT GLOWY YELLOW WAS

BRO WHAT. THE BLUE GLOWING IS GOOD. this is so anakin skywalker of him btw

baby don't you worry i'm gonna make link level up so fast so he can come and get you

oop naked link again AND HIS SHORTS ARE SHORTER????

nice mani link

A MAN'S VOICE???????? WHO IS IT WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW THEIR NAMES

okay so The Voice just gives him an arm. okay

the malice or whatever stopping just at the triforce is Symbolic, i think

is it really a master sword or is it a master Dagger

i rly be taking screenshots of everything like i'm a tourist

okay green hand thing go off!!! oop give it a high five and it turns blue and goes behind you as a save point

*taking notes* okay cogs are cogging.......gears are gearing..........

now why the frick did it have me dive like that. what was The Reason

i Forgor that link can tread water indefinitely. swimming king

not me searching every nook and cranny like there's gonna be secrets in this Cave

PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARCHAIC PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait i put them on and now he looks like a gladiator.......cardboard skirt & Jesus sandals........ok shirtless king

oop just noticed his hair animations & the layers are CRAZY but it lookin good

wait so they was underground......and now in the sky...................i have Theories

they said aerial view shot once again but i mean AERIAL

ope no climbing, you're already too high in the sky

the lighting looks SO GOOD!

it's so silent up here i love it.

the MUSIC AHHHH

WAIT EVERYTHING'S AN ISLAND???? OH WE WAY THE FRICK UP IN THE SKY LINK. HOW CAN YOU BREATHE THAT THIN AIR

this game is making me fall In Love. with Silence

TREE BRANCH YES THE WORLD IS HEALING

apples. i could Cry

is that a broom?????

wait so the soldiers are bad and the stewards are good. it's just like real life!

why do i have the feeling that this is a /different/ princess zelda that left this to him.......oh nvm it's just the purah pad. what happened to the sheikah slate???

is link gonna look at pics on it and get emo

wait so. garden of time (ok Christianity reference). so zelda has lived through some trash already and is like poor link in the past. let's give him this

aw it's lonely :(

YES WE'RE GETTING ZELDA RIGHT AWAY I COULD CRY

ooh the purah pad looks slick (i'm so sorry but why does that sound like a tampon brand LIKEEEEE)

high five!!! oh wait high fives have OTHER FUNCTIONS???!?!

now why did the bridge have to do all that fancy stuff. (ik it's for stability or whatever don't @ me engineers)l

just smashed some pots. link's Primeval Urge

ok so linear path for Diving. got it.

that's a hot-footed frog.......................i could cry. i AM crying

picked up a rock. now i just have to see some Chickens

there are Grates in the ground and you can peek below. idk why i like that so much.

i am hunting these ostriches like i might die

THAT GUY SNUCK UP ON ME SO SILENTLY. I DECIDED I HATE FLOATING MACHINE ENEMIES (don't worry i was fine)

why did i try to light a frog on fire