#ANYWYAS THANK YOU I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY DUDES

[apileofmoss]

IHHIHHI I AM INTERESTED 2 KNWO MORE ABT UR OCS,,.,., .,. WOULD U LIKE TO TALK ABT ANY OF THEM :OO i am listeningggn :33

HI I forgot to answer this yesterday but ohghh this is so vague but.uhm ill talk about Brianna for now ^_^ for her being my main protag I don't talk about her nor draw her too much,,</3 When I first created her, her last name was Bahadur which I believe is an Indian ?name? I don't even know where I found it either,, anyways her last name is Beckend now ! She was a foster kid for a while until age 10 when she was adopted by her dad(Sam) who worked at the agency . After a couple years, she was introduced to his partner(Tracy) and his partner's partner(Zhao)! polyamorous parents! yippee !! Zhao and Tracy soon after had a kid as well ! i should draw them at some point all the younger kids in the story have banger designs if I do say so myself Brianna took up a fascination with sociology and psychology, going to college for the both of those and starting a counseling company with her friend from highschool (they had a gay thing at one point but it ended up not being a gay thing just a friend thing) . That friend is Ashwini and he's prrrobably going to be in my header for next months theme :D

[tojikai]

Yet another amazing part.

Not feeling to good about trouble in Paradise for Toji and Y/N but it a Gojo fic so it makes sense that they have to have problems.

But anyway that get into the bitch Naomi.

I knew it. It fuck knew she would pulls something like this but I was expecting promising to take plan B and doing it or poking holes in the condoms but r@ping him. I swear to god if he sleeps through she better be infertility or have a miscarriage because holy shit that poor child that could come from this. Like I honestly wish I could beat the woman near death for pulling this fucking shit because she even knows she doing so bad shit.

Also Naomi, you ain't better than Y/N, fucking bitch. You ain't better for Gojo. You're just someone his mother used to manipulate him and doing what she wants him to do. I'm gonna laugh my ass off when you get knocked off your fucking high horse.

Anyways moving on to the happier stuff and things I'm less heated about.

Gojo is going to therapy, thank God but if I'm being honest Y/N could use it too.

Gojo better go through with that restraining order against his momma because if he doesn't than he don't deserve Y/N or Yui, if he won't protect them from that toxic bitch.

Toji really needs to think about how he phrase things when talking about his wife. Like it man, Mamaguro was the love of your life but dude your on verge of losing Y/N at this rate.

It think that'll all but I might think of something later.

P.S. Sorry for all the cussing, I just finished part 5 and was heated.

i feel like part 5 was really frustrating 😭 so many things just happened, and it's all problems over problems and then buts of happy stuff 🥹 it's starting to get to that point where some readers might hate me, but oh well, drama. anywyas i truly appreciate this and your support, please take care<33

[blackshadowswriter]

So I gotta read Romeo and Juliet this year, and I already know the basic plot (thank you, sparknotes 😘 ur a lifesaver) and I just realized how messed up the play actually is.

If you think about it:

The two of them met at what was basically a blind date ig (i mean, they got masks) and smooched once

Romeo became a stalker and basically broke into Juliet's home (nicely, like Yelena though), and they had some heartfelt convo under the moon during which no one noticed a young girl talking to a random-no, not even random dude, a dude from a family that's literally their enemy-in the bushes below

Then bros decided to run off and get married after talking for like 3 hours

After that, Romeo got one of his homies killed and also committed homicide, but Juliet was like "omg, i still love u even tho u gutted my cuz, bby <3"

But my dude gets his stupid butt banished from the city, and that sussy friar dude gonna go full Potions Master Snape and pull a vial of some sleeping potion outta his ass

Juliet's actually gonna trust this sus baka and drink the damn thing when it could be a tube fulla piss or some expired milk or smth

She falls into her enchanted sleep or whatever (suing Disney for copyright now, ik where they got Aurora from)

She gets proclaimed dead, and no one-and I mean no one, not a single person in her rather extensive family-is gonna see a passed out girl and think "let's check her heartbeat to see if she's alive"

Like isn't that the first thing you do when you see an unconscious person???

Ik their science or medicine or whatever aint too advanced back then, but yall have got to have at least known that hearbeat = alive, no heartbeat = dead

And I refused to believe that that friar dude's potion stopped her heartbeat but kept her alive, so I'm determined that she still had a pulse

So if she had a pulse, she had to have been breathing at least, but none of these idiots gonna noticed that

Anywyas, Romeo hears that his gf croaked, sneaks back into the city, and he has to give one more goddamn monologue before he dips.

Like why couldn't he have just looked at his dead wifey and drank the poison instantly and saved us future English students the pain of reading that. He created another section of hw assignments to translate that speech he had to give.

And then after he yabbers on for eternity, he chugs poison

Like where tf are these people getting these vials of sketch potions from? Is Snape your private supplier or smth?

And then Juliet's gonna wake up, see her hubby frothing at the mouth besides her deathbed and be like "damn, this one dude I married for like two weeks is dead, my life is so over" and stab herself.

Then their fams realize that each of them got one dead fam member and are instantly like "man, we were so wrong to hate each other, it caused the deaths of this young, wonderful, not-insane-at-all couple, we should tots stop fighting"

If that was my family, they'd be so mad I went behind their backs and married a dude from the enemy family, they'd probably disown my dead body and toss me into the river

But like irl, they wouldn't have stopped fighting for a measly thing like death, nah man they gonna go at each other even harder, they gonna be blaming each other for Romeo and Juliet's deaths, and I wouldn't be shocked if they started a civil war or smth

And I'm sorry, but at the end when they say they put a statue up of the two, I'm just thinking of Loki putting a statue up of himself in Asgard. Sue me.

Like...? This...? Is...? Considered...? One....? Of...? The...? Best...? English...? Classics...?

Shakespeare got mad problems, dude.

P.S. Yall this is satire, I'm just joking, don't come at me and lecture me "well, that's not how it happened." I can't be bothered to read another analysis of this goddamn play

[cacti-are-like-flamingos]

Texted Love

Henry Cavill x Fem!Reader

Part 2

Central Masterlist | Texted Love

"Our first guest is none other than the famous and dear friend of mine, (Y/n) (L/n)!"

A smile snaked its way on your plump lips as you came out from behind all the decorations, your eyes shining from the bright stage lights. Twitch played Drew Barrymore by Bryce Vine as you walk down to the main area, having heard it was one of your favorites. The nervousness that you once had was quickly disappearing, and instead the vibe of the song was taking control of you as you began singing.

You danced your way over to Ellen, your lips pronouncing every all the lyrics with such clarity and joy. Your hips subtly moving to the rhythm of the music, rolling from side to side. The blond laughed at your goofy entrance, her pearly whites shining with silver sparkles.

As the music came to a faded out end, you hurried over to where your host was, greeting her with a quiet, "Morning Ellen," and a hug with a kiss to the cheek. Your voice full of giggles as the two of finally sat down on the two white single seaters.

"Wow that-that was quite the performance!" Ellen joked, making you burst into another fit of giggles.

"Why thank you! I really do try my best."

"Do you usual do that?" You gave her a funny look, a smirk tugging on your lips.

"Do what? Burst out into song like a Disney character? Hell n-well. Actually....maybe...dunno. Gotta ask my staff." It was her turn to giggle. It took either of you a minute to compose yourselves, staring at each other as the room got quiet.

There was a look on your face, one that Ellen knew very well from having had you many times before on the show. Opening her mouth to say something, Ellen was interrupted by you calling out to her in what could only be referred to as an 'alien voice.' The strange sound your voice made causing her to go through another series of laughs and giggles as she desperately tried to compose herself. You grinned, loving the reaction you got in return.

"I'll stop now. Hahaha. I'll stop now." And with that said the interview went under way.

...

"Hehehe. Okay, okay. I-I need to ask you some questions. And these questions revolve around a certain....someone." Ellen wiggled her brows, noting the way your eyes just lighted up with joy at the oppprtunity of talking about the handsome man.

Oh boy, did you love him.

"Ah! My favorite subject. Do continue!" You shouted, fixing your clothing as you leaned in more into the cushions of your seat. You really just loved to toy with the media these days.

With a grin, god there's so many smiles and grins you realized, the talkshow host continued, "So what's going on? Are the two of you talking, flirting, sharing grandmas secret recipes, battle plans- what are you two doing?" You snorted before turning serious.

"We plan to attack by midnight. There's five groups with few subdivision, but the main will attack the South, North, West, and East. The fifth will attack the headquarters. Soon enough Wendy's shall be ours by the first light of dawn." The audience laughed at the mention of the fast food company. Ellen shook her head, her cheeks already hurting from so much smiling. Chuckling, you answered honestly.

"We have spoken actually. Well, not really talk talk. Like not orally but we've been texting and it's all nice and yeah." "And yeah?" "And yeah."

"Oh (f/n), you always mangae to make me laugh so much. Anywyas, for those of you who don't know," Ellen satred at the camera, "A while ago, while on the Graham Norton Show, (Y/n) learnt that she was Henry Cavill's celebrity crush," The crowd 'ooo'ed' much like the other interviews. You snickered, "(y/n) being (y/n), told on national television for Henry to hit her up on Instagram." You nodded.

"And he actually did. Hehehehe." Watching you, mischief introduced itself into her blue eyes. Not a good sign. Knowing you, you would play along and so much more. Its one of the reasons why many loved to have you on their shows. You were a goofball, always playing around, always keeping the conversation going. You were perfect.

And plus, you always did love going out with a bang.

"Do you think anything will come of it?" "Like relationship, romance wise?" "Yeah." You thought for a moemnt. In truth, you kind of hope it did but at the same time you were scared. You've never been in a relationship before, what if you were bad at it? You had always been a lone wolf in your life, opting to do everything on your own despite the many times help was offered.

Not the time to think this!

"Well I mean our zodiac signs say that our compatibility is favourable so I guess so." There was a moment of silence as everyone tried to process what you just said.

"W-What?" You gave Ellen a look as well as towards the audience who werw now snickering ag you.

"What?! I just wanted to raise the percentage!" A roar of laughter. Ellen looked at you, "Percentage?" You nodded, a stupid grin on your warm face. "Like when you're 99% sure that 2+2 makes 4 but you just want to get that one percent in. Just to like, make sure." "And how does this affect...?" You shrugged," I mean in my head it's like I now have a 1% chance of getting with him. The previous was like 0.5% chance." They continued to laugh at you.

"Wow, I feel bullied right now." You continued to joke around.

...

Throughout your whole interview, Henrybhad been watching it on his phone, a smile on his face. He still sat in his car, having previously needed to go to some place urgently, however, the news of you being live prompted him to take a few moments of distraction.

However, a few moments soon turned into a whole 25 minutes.

Oh he was definitely late. But it was you, so who cared.

He chuckled when the interview had reached your percentage bit, his eyes tracing the ways your face moved about. Admiring the your eyes shined whenever you were successful in making another laugh. Shaking his head, he plugged his car key's into the ignition, activating the vehicles engine. Quickly, he tapped out of the live stream, going to the still opened Instagram tab that remained on your conversation from the night before. Pressing on the voice recording button, he chuckled. Thinking of how dumb his next words were but finding the idea of how riled up you'd get after it, was extremely funny.

"1%? Babygirl, you have 100% chance to get with me."

...

The interview had then ended and lunch had quickly rolled in, your stomach grumbling angrily. Picking up your phone, you noted that you had a voice message from Henry. Arching a brow, you preased on it. Not caring if the volume was all the way up and that you weren't the only one in the car.

---"1%? Babygirl, you have 100% chance to get with me."---

The car came to a screeching halt.

"DID HE JUST CALL YOU BABYGIRL BECAUSE IF SO, FUCK GIRL YOU'RE AT THE FUCKING TOP OF YOUR LIFE. YOU'VE REACHED YOUR PEAK DUDE." Your assistant screamed at the top of his lungs. Staring wide eyed at you from the driver's seat, his face equally as shocked as yours.

"BICTH HE CALLED ME BABYGIRL! FUCK! AND HIS VOICE, HOLY SHIT. I'M DYING!"

"AHHH/AHHHH!" The two of you screamed simultaneously.

.

.

Oh Henry. If you only knew the chaos you were causing.

.

.

.

Nahhh, he's a little shit. He would continue fully knowing of the chaos he causes.

...

(A/N): Made this at like five am so if there's grammatical or spelling errors then please don't mind them. :)

Hope you enjoyed!

[kitkatartstuff-moved]

idk if you've watched the queen's gambit? but it's about this girl who's a chess champion and her path to victory while she struggles with addiction (10/10, would recommend, it's on Netflix) i CAN'T stop thinking about Kevin in it... besides the obvious "champion" and "alcohol addiction" stuff the mc focuses almost exclusively on chess to the point of pushing people away so she can focus and she has a childhood friend she left behind and anyway sorry for rambling but i needed to talk about this

Hey anon, sorry for the late response! I have heard of it but I don’t have netflix so I don’t really have a way to watch it. It sounds so good tho omg!

Also!! Your MIND ahhhh Kevin and chess,,,,the childhood friend,,, THE LIKE,,, METAPHORS YOU COULD USE N STUFF,,,Gah sorry, I’m not articulating myself well, I just woke up oops

Also!!! Don’t be sorry for rambling!! I would love to hear more, you can pop into my inbox or if u wanna, u can dm me! I’d love to hear your thoughts, this is actually sounds like a really interesting concept!

Anywyas hope you’re havin a good day or night dude, thanks for swinging by :) 🧡

[bakugoubabygirl]

Part four Allmight daughter

•part Three here

We didn’t have school today so I don’t have to wake up early or so I thought.

   Bakagou: hey idoit where the fuck are . We have to train even harder.

     I was confused, I thought he would for sure hate me .

  Y/N:   I'm sorry, meet me at my house . We can train here again . I thought you wouldn't  want to see me after yesterday.

Bakagou: After finding out how powerful you are. Why in the fuck why I not want you on my team besides the fact that your stupid .

   I was relived to hear we were still friends . I got dressed and went down stairs . My dad was setting on the couch reading something.

     " look Bakagou is coming over. Is that okay" I asked. I realize yesterday morning I was wrong .

  " Sure, but nothing funny" he said.

    " Alright" I heard the door bell ring . My dad hurried up and left . Bakagou couldn't see  him in his civilian form.

     " Took you long enough" he bitched. I elbow him in the side .

     " You will pay for that" he growled .

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                                   Katsuki  POV 🙄🤤

      We train for four hours . I grabbed my bag to go change.

    " Hey dumbass go get ready. you owe me lunch, remember" I shouted . She rolled her eyes and went upstairs.  

       I can't believe she would think I hate her. I'm not that dense.  She such a fucking idiot. Maybe her past, will keep icyhot away. 

       Maybe I do like her. She has away of getting under my skin. It pisses me off watching kiri trying to ask her out . 

       I was ready to go. I found my way to Y/n room . I open the door . This dumbass was half naked . Why wasn't she fucking dress yet.

     " BAKUGOU" she screamed . Is she serious?

      " I don't fucking care, you don't have anything to look at " I scoffed. Her face was still red . I lied though . She had so many curves in all the right places . Shit. I was trying not to think about it too much .

      "Sure, next time knock first . Your such an ass" She said . 

     " Whatever let's get going" I could feel my stomach growling. She wasn't paying attention , she was looking at her stupid phone.  " Get off your damn phone"

      " I had to tell my dad where I was going" she explained

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                        Your POV 🌺🥰

" Where are we eating" I asked.

" I don't fucking know. Why don't you pick" he grumbled.

" Well okay I pick ( your favorite restaurant)" He gave me a scowled; when I grabbed his hand to pull him in the right direction. We walked in and picked a seat by the window. It was Quiet as we waited for the waiter.

" After this me and the rest of the team are hanging out at my house. I got to kick there ass at this new video game. I'm inviting your dumbass to, so you wont feel left out in shit" he mumble.

" Yeah, sounds fun" I replied. I wasn't really paying attention. I was going over the menu. The waiter came over and asked what we wanted

" I want ( your favorite food)" I smiled. Bakuguo ordered his food, then she took our menus. After ten minutes of waiting this boy came up to our table. He been setting across the restaurant with a group of friends.

" Look this is going to sound weird, but are you two dating" he asked nervously.

"No, he just a friend of mine why?" I laugh. I felt Bakugou eyes burning on me.

" I was wondering if I could get your number? My friend over there thinks your hot" he pointed over to one of his friends. I was about to answer until we got interrupted.

" Walk away extra, while you can" Bakugou growled . The guy listen and return back to his seat.

" There was no reason to be rude" I scoffed . He was so extra sometimes.

" He was being a fucking werido , you should thank me" he yelled. God he was causing a fucking scene. The lady finally came out with our food.

It smelt so good . I was gulping down my food. I was starving. I look up to see Bakugo giving me a odd look. " What" I asked.

        " You eat like a pig. There fucking food on your face" he grumble.

         " So it's just you, and this food is so good"

          " We're in public though"

          " I don't care what people think"

          " Whatever, here" he said . He reached over the table and wipe it off me face. Then I got aware of how close our face were. At that moment the lady came out with a bill .  We both snap out whatever the fuck that was.

          " I'll fucking pay okay" he said. Reaching into his wallet.

      " No I'll pay , you said this was on me to begin with"  I argued .

       " No,  just let me do it" he snatch the bill out of my hands . Who knew someone could be a ass hat , while trying to be a gentleman.

" So are we going over to your house now" I asked . Skipping in front of him, just to annoy him.

" Yeah, but no talking to my mom" he bellowed.

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Katsuki POV😳😅

We arrived at my house . Spoil brat is probably making fun of me . Yeah it's not as big as hers but it's a big house.

My mom was in the kitchen making dinner. My dad was still at work . I was trying to get up the stairs before my mom notice .

" Hey fucktard you didn't tell me you were bringing a girl home" she smiled . " Hey I'm Mitsuki, this shit heads mom. Your Y/N right? I seen you on the News"

" Yeah, It's nice to meet you" Y/N laughed. I told that dumbass not to talk to her .

" Your very pretty , so what are you doing with my son" the old hag laugh. She thinks she so fucking funny.

" She just a fucking team mate," I yelled at her. " let's go Y/n" I pulled her up stairs .

" Your mom seems pleasant" she sarcastically said. She plop down on my bed and was looking around my room. Nosey bitch.

" Shut up. The others are supposed to be here any minute" She was pretty, my mom wasn't wrong . I can't be thinking like that . Being a pro hero is what I need to focus on.  She jab me in side with her finger. That little shit.

    We started wrestling, I had her pinned down on the bed. I won this time. her cheeks turn red, our faces were inches apart. Something in me was screaming to kiss her. I hurried in pushed my self off of her. Before she could ask me what was that, Kiri came busting through the door.  The others were right behind him.

   "Hey bakubro, you ready to play" he said taking a seat on the couch next to me ." Sero and Kamari took   a seat on the couch too. Mina took the last seat on the couch.

     "Hey Y/n you can set on my lap" Mina said patting her lap. Y/N laugh and sat on Mina lap. You could tell Y/n was joking but mina was serious.

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                                           Your POV

      

           There was no more seats on the couch so I just sat in Mina lap. It was kind of funny.

"Hey Y/N you could set on my lap too" Kamari laugh. I put my legs on him.

" Now your both my slaves" I said. Then I turn my attention to the Tv screen.  It look like Bakugou was beating Kiri.

  " DIE DIE DIE" he scream violently.

   " Wow he usually not this Competitive, when we play games. Not this bad anywyas " Sero whispered to Kamari. Bakugou won.

“ Sero get up so Y/n can have a proper seat” he growled.

“ I’m fine setting here” I chided. Mina started to braid my hair .

“ Why are you a fucking lesbian or something” he fumed. He was so annoying . He gets so fucking angry randomly .

“ No but I know how disappointed you would be if I was” I joked

“ Calm dude” Kamari said

“ I am fucking calm . I bet your fucking enjoying her legs on you . You fucking perv” the whole room to be uncomfortable now .

“ What’s your problem Bakugou” I got up and yelled. He got under my fucking skin. I floated up and I felt a wave of darkness crash over me . A voice evaded my head.

He pisses you off so much why don’t you kill him? You could do it . If you draw up enough energy one hit could end him. Do it .

I felt myself hit the floor. Everyone was staring at me. I looked down at my hands, they were glowing black . They never done this before. I’m not even trying to use my powers.

“Y/n your eyes there weren’t purple, they were black” Mina whispered. What’s happening to me .

“ What’s wrong with you” Bakugou asked . He looked shocked as the rest. I need to get out of here.

“ I’m sorry. I don’t know” I sputtered. I grabbed a hold of the coffee table to help me get up. The coffee table turnt to a black stone and then crumble to dust. “ I’m sorry I didn’t know I could do that”

I ran out the door . I could hear Bakugou call my name but I couldn’t face him . The more I panic the more my hand seem to glow.

Izuku house was next door. I wanted to talk to him. I kick the door with me feet. Lucky he was the one who answers the door.

“Y/n what’s wrong” he open the door and invited me in. My eyes flooded with tears. I explain to him what happen.

“ I’m a monster, Izuku” I cried. He was probably going to tell me to get the fuck out of here.

“ Hey please don’t cry. Your not a monster. You just have new powers. Will figure this out” he said gently. My nerves started to calm. I took a deep breathe.

“ We should tell your dad” he said.

“ Yeah I will, I just don’t want to worry him” I sigh. My hands went back to normal. I touched the trash Can to make sure nothing happen. Then I hugged Izuku.

I pulled my phone out to text my dad . To tell him where I’m at. He had a meeting today but he should be home by now .

Y/N: hey I’m over at Izuku . No reason to worry I’ll be home soon.

Dad : I have something to do tonight I won’t be home . I’ll send someone to bring you home or Izuku can. I trust him to get you home safely.

Y/N : I think I’m going to stay over his house. If that’s fine . Can you send someone for my clothes and stuff.

Dad: yeah that’s fine . I love you kiddo

It was getting late me and Izuku been catching up . We haven’t been hanging out as much since school started. We hang out everyday through the summer.

I was getting tired so I decide to change into some pajamas. My pajamas was some shorts and a over size t shirt.

Me and Izuku agreed on sharing a bed. I sleep on one end and he sleeps on the other. We had school tomorrow so we needed to get some sleep.

Izuku been past out for awhile. I couldn’t sleep though. I am a monster. I didn’t tell him about the voice in my head . I was made to destroy, how can I call a hero. How can I call myself a sister or a friend. Most importantly how can I myself his daughter.

What if it’s gets out of control. I can’t let that happen. I have to do what all might couldn’t do years ago. I have to destroy myself. That’s the only way I could ever be a hero. Is from saving the ones I care about from myself.

I found some paper and a pen. I started writing my goodbyes. They will miss me I’m sure. It’s for there own good. I look over Izuku sleeping. My dearest Friend. He will help my father grieve.

It was cold outside, but it won’t matter long. I Walked until I reached the bridge. My tears pooled in my eyes .

I left the not on the ground to be found. I step on to the ledge “ This is my fate, I can’t run from it” I step off, instead of falling to my death. Someone grabbed my arm.

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Thank you for reading this far. Please give me feed back on what I can do better or what you would like to see. I will be posting part Five tomorrow. I love yas ❤️

[smorgasbordofobsessions]

liveblog: “legend of the stone of gelel” movie

i really have nothing better to do

tldr: too fucking long!! absolutely robbed of the prime gaara content i could’ve had

the netflix summary already turns me off but here i am watching it anywyas

oh are thos sand shinobi??

kankuro??!!!!

ohmygod please tell me i’ll see gaara

that’s gaara it has to be

GAARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY PANDA SON!!!!!!1

a huge ass ship1?!?!?

wait!! does this mean i’m gonna get gaanaru content???

i better get some fucking gaanaru content

i love shikamaru and im amazed i’m being blessed right now

UZUMAKI BARRAGE WOW I LITERALLY FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT MOVE that he copied from sasuke who copied it from rock lee

because this movie is set pre-shippuden i’m gonna forgive in advance that all they animate is naruto spamming shadow clone jutsu

this movie robbed me of prime shikanaru content

i was talking about mushrooms so i missed some of this movie but i’m sure nothing important

but i’m living!! for the background landscapes because whoever drew them has fucking talent

we’re alreadyspending too much time on this other character’s backstory

also please when is gaara gonna come back

oh what’s this

no fucking way those women heard shika’s gasp no way

yo i’m real tired of this movie

oh artdeco inspired elevators nice

“what’s a utopia?” naruto...

i’m boorrrreedddd of this movie god

please tell me gaara’s arriving soon i’m begging

hey kankuro!!

gaara!!!!!!!

ooohhh i am in OVE with this neon coloring

is kankuro crap at genjutsu?

this makes me want to watch the gaara v sasuke fight and the gaara v deidara fight

okay thanks kankuro because there was no way he could get caught up in a genjutsu that easy

okay wait a fucking minute

yo’re real;;y trying to tell me that gaaa’s sand burial - which we know!!! can kill people dead - didn’t straight up kill this girl? like i’m really suposed to believe that because she changed her body mass or whtever she survived his sand burial??

oohhh so we’re playing the electricity is stronger than sand card?

i fuking guess not since he did sand lighting rod??

that entire fight made no sens

audio: we’re not through yet!

subtitles: wait, you bitch!

shikamaru truly is the epitome of: i really don’t give a shit about htis stone becuse i’m looking for my friend but fuck me i uess i gotta look for naruto and this stone as well

i’m actually tured but i’m also extremely bored of this movie

but also can i get some prime gaanaru and shikanaru content i’m starving

oh background info on the gelel stone okay

wow this art is real mayan nice

shika looks great lounging on a tree root

it literallly just occurred to me that this story is a fucking parallel to nagato’s

so... the ferret liked the character because he has a piece of the gelel stone in him and the ferret likes the gele stone??

“i’m gonna create a utopia by killing people and having people die, no big deal”

yep -literally the only way to create a utopia actually

this dude backhanded the shit out of naruto damn!

dude sees a blacked out mosaic that shows how detuctive the gelel stones are and he’s like “fuck yeah this is good”

skaura smart as hell bless her

ohmygodddddd i’m so bored of this movie jesus help me

of course, the character is questioning everything he knew at suuucchhh a convenient time

i’ve stopped watching this movie but i heard the enemy say “i’ve had enough of this blathering” and if that ain’t me

“would you just die already?!” “go to hell!”

sasuke???

oh the dude’s eyes are green instead of red wow

oh wow symbolism wow

this sounds like ending music so it seems like this movie is finally fucking over

ah fuck did i speak too soon

nope! they’re rolling the credits but there’s still dialogue aahh

hopefully they have enough supplies on the ship to feed everyone

but! shockingly - i actually do not care

i’m glad people got paid to make this. i can’t hate people for making a paycheck

fuck me this movie took forever.