#ANYWAYYYYYS I’m rambling tee hee sorry!
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Plot 2 fix my sleep schedule: someone gets a giant cartoon mallet and hides ominously in my house until everyone else has gone to bed and then they come out of hiding and whack the shit out of me and then I pass out and get to sleep at a semi-normal time which would be a win for the Julia community so basically who wants to volunteer their aid in my foolproof scheme?
#anyways I really need to stop staying up past 8 in the morning but Big Anxiety (to be read like ‘Big Pharma’) has it out for me#also I’m always on that goddamn phone which doesn’t help either but whatever#but yeah anyways taking volunteers if you hate me step right up bc boy have I got a job for you!#(or if you like. want me to sleep or whatever)#(what if I just didn’t today. maybe I’ll crash and that’ll fix everything)#(I’m fully aware that’s the devil talking and yet. tempting.)#ANYWAYYYYYS I’m rambling tee hee sorry!
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