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whilomm · 11 months ago

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once again thinking about the lack of variety in christmas song subjects and just realized i cannot name a SINGLE song thats just about a fucked up christmas party/dinner. like god that seems like a primo fuckin song material for having SOMETHING different from the usual but i dont think ive ever heard it!!

(unless im just fucking forgetting one. always possible. or they exist but i havent heard them bc they only play the same TEN GODDAMN SONGS-)

#buzzy #started mentally writing my own whilst making pies today and i think it would be fun as like a fast paced 80s/90s style country song #a lil harper valley pta but more energy #(fast ass twangin on the guitar) CALL A DOCTOR CALL A LAWYER CA-AAALL A PRIEST! ITS A-NOTHER GODDAMN HANSON FAMILY CHRISTMAS EEEVEEE #AND WE AINT EVEN GOTTEN TO THAT TURRR-KEEEEY #just 3 minutes of chaos christmas 2 divorces one kid finding out theyre adopted the gay cousin riling up the qanon uncle on purpose

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