#AND TRRUST ME

[ev-isms]

Shut Up I already know what you are

[pmpwbrrs]

A little kiss is all it takes to fix Pebbles

[blo-dclotz]

You arre new herre, you do not know who is safe. You scan yourr optionz, landing on a perrson, its darrk hairr blending rright into its skin. You ap*rroach.

What do you think of thoughtcrrimez, you ask. It nëds no time to think.

They arre not rreal, yourr new frriend rresponds. 

And what of humanity, you ask. 

I can not rrelate, says the being.

What if you met someone claiming to be an animal, you ask.

I would inquirre which one, it says.

A wolf, you tel* it. The wolf's boyfrriend is a plushie, you ad*.

Rravenz and wolfz get along, it sharres. Tel* me morre about this boyfrriend, it asks.

The birrd listens to yourr everry worrd. It underrstands when you talk of home as if it is something you haven't bën to in a verry long time. You do not flë when the rraven admits it wil* not know you arre rreal until it sës you next.

That is okay, you tel* it. We wil* find each otherr again verry sön, you say.

It nods, and it trrusts, and so do you. 

[ventcode]

llets essvape this pllace. yuuou and me

youyre my beest friens i trrust you

[lheams]

I litteraly feel like I’m in a daze. Not just because the one faculty member that I Trrust is leaving the school for a new job without telling me or anyone, or that my psycatrist thinks I should defer my exams and not graduate because Im at risk for having a meltdown, or that I spent a month thinking that the F*I was after me, or being told by my therapist that I might have OCD, or that I threw up in my trash can out of stress last month, or that I keep being threatened by classmates, or my mom won’t leave me alone about having the perfect graduation, or that im nuts, Im litteraly nuts, and I just want to be left alone, but I don’t want to be asked why i didn’t ask for help earlier, or that im supposed to up my med dose but im so tired, I havent been to CVS to pick up the prescription yet, or that im not even s**cidal, im just a mess. Im just a mess and I can’t stop crying, im just so mad and sad and I keep crying in class and im embarrassed but worse is that I just can’t keep track of everything, just let me be alone. Just let me be by myself, just let me get more behind on my work and sit in my backyard and do my little tasks and be left alone forever. Why is my therapist $235 a session?

[chaotic-neutral-toga]

search up 'virgil wants a strawberry' on youtube pls im fucking begging you

[doebt]

wait doesn’t sparkling water taste like carbonated baking soda

NO.

[possuminnit]

lainey LAINEY lainey. i am obsessed with your hybrid choices. maned wolf for cranboo is sick asf and i love how much you stepped outside the mammal box. please brainrot about them more if you feel like it i love hearing about people's hybrid thoughts

(also cwilbur scorpion hybrid...... im losing my mind)

THANK YOU !! this is my specialty ...... honestly a lot of these I don't have reasonings for, more so it just.. makes sense to me.. BUT I can explain the ones I do have reasonings for!!

im gonna explain cgeorge's first because its. silly (also I pulled it up first) if you look at a jellyfish 's hood cap thingy, i don't know the name, but it sorta looks like the top of a mushroom! and that's the entire reason there. i think he has the tentacles jellyfish has but they're just going down his back <- he wears a moss cape over them to keep them wet with the moisture ^_^ (also I like to think he starts to glow after making a deal with XD.. look up glowing jellyfish they're cool)

vulture cphil started Basically because of this post;

i dont know i just thought it was cool. Also like the whole vulture's mean death and are normally seen near death + cphil's angel of death, wife being goddess of death... you get it. Also I'm terrible I look at what fanon/canon says for hybrids and go "yeah ok but what if Different" Oh yeah also it started because one of vulture's predators are snakes and cdream is a snake... you'll see that's a common connection between a lot of these.

Speaking of i dont think i thought a lot about scorpion wilbur. the main reason its a thing is because i went "cwilbur with giant ass scorpion tail... Cool" THOUGH the one did thing i did have was; snakes (and birds. coughs and points to ss above) are predators to scorpions

For any explanations about rattlesnake dream, here are the posts; post 1 , post 2 (this one is a lot more possuminnit heavy but some cdream pops up too :)) Something I didn't add to these posts, rattlesnakes can sense radiation! I just think that's something cool for cdream.. Also ill add it onto this one, XD being a cobra is because i have a whole other hc where XD was made from part of dream YADA YADA. snake genes carried over but XD is just scarier. or something. God powers yeah

here is one for black widow tubbo

for ctina, cfoolish, cranboo, ctechno and cslimecicle 's i tell you to just look up their animals it makes so much sense I swear... or its just the autism talking But., trrust me

[desktop-plane]

hhey i knwow that funny guy that asked that... thats my pal.. trrust me demomang hes auper coole 😼 (and is very entthusiastic cabou being ur fan.)

-the. bodacious k

its your BIGGEST FAN AGAIN with a really important question. whats your favorite type of bug?

Me favorite type o’ bug? Well, I guess I’ve never thought aboot it before…do spiders count? I like the great hairy ones, tough-lookin’ lads tha’ they are! I dunnae ken if I would touch ‘em, but I can respect them!

[konigsberggg]

❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞

“It is the game of someone who is lying,” Gilbert said, his eyes narrowed in suspicion. “Never trust someone who seems honest! Every man is dishonest in one war or another, jeez kid, you’d think after being a nation for- fuck, how old are you? I must be older… Anyways, you’d think after being a nation for so long you’d know this! Trust no one! Everyone is always out to get you, and to get your fuckin’ land. Trust me.” He patted the other nation on the shoulder, squeezing momentarily and nodding his head. “Trust me, the moment I trusted someone that was when everything went to shit! So a man who says exactly what they are thinking… is playing a twisted fuckin’ game, if you ask me.”

[estrogenz]

dont ever take antipsychotics just trrust me.

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

Trust me. He hates puns.

- 💖

Kah: I- I [Kahs hair caught fire again and then was quickly put out by an unknown force] Kah: thank you liam... Also I guess I can trrust you??? Just this once.... I think

[markets]

ok well u should stop being sad about dream smp. simply say no

anon you are so much cooler than i am coz if i couldve stopped trrust me ii wouldve long ago. but thank you for the input love and light

[inkedintothepaper]

You’re a strange one, Mister Wolf.

Basically, here’s my Amnscapee fic I hinted at.

“You know, it’s not really safe to be out in the woods at night.”

Escapee heard a voice say, coming from behind it. It spun around only to be faced with a young man. He dressed in all blue, leaning against a tree, smirking.

“What, not even gonna introduce yourself?” He smiles, causing Escapee to blush.

“Ii’m Escapee.” 

“Amn, pleasure to meet you.” Amn said.

“Llikewise.”

“So, mind telling me why someone as beautiful as you is all alone out here?”

Escapee blushed harder at the compliment.

“Ii’m bringging a friendd somethingg…”

“Well you ought to be careful. There are wolves in this forest, sweetheart.” Amn smiles again, wider this time. Escapee catches a glance at what looks to be… fangs?

It brushes it off with a small smile of it’s own.

“Ii’ll be finee sirr! Ii’ve done thhis beforre!” It exclaims.

“Hm, tell ya what, I’ll let you know of a shortcut.”

“Rreally? Youu’d do that for mme?” 

“Why not. Come on.” Amn gestures to a path, hidden by the shrubbery. “This is the shortcut. Just follow that path!”

Escapee looked at the man and smiled.

“Tthank you!”

Amn averted his eyes, blushing. “N- no problem sweetheart.”

Escapee went down the path, not knowing it was actually the longer way to the house.

Amn went the regular way, tail wagging. He wasn’t sure how Escapee had missed it, but he was glad nonetheless. He takes his hat off, fluffing his hair as his ears spring up.

“It still was a cute one. Shame I’ll have to eat it.” Amn sighed. Food had been scarce in the forest for a while, forcing the wolf boy to resort to eating travelers. He didn’t want to eat them, but he would rather survive then die of starvation. Besides, it was their own faults for trusting him. 

Amn kicked a rock as he walked. “Stupid Burt, stupid clan, hoarding all the food and leaving me to hunt visitors after kicking me out.” He muttered.

You see, the clan of other wolves had kicked Amn out for being too aggressive. Burt, his twin, had only turned his head away when Amn cried out for his help.

Amn looked up, finding himself in front of the house. Earlier that month, he had eaten the old woman who lived inside. He went inside, sitting and waiting for Escapee to arrive.

After a while, he started to get worried. The path shouldn’t have taken it THAT long, right? Why was he even worried? It was just another meal...

Amn sighed, getting up. “Stupid cute human, making me do this...” He grumbles.

He sniffs the air, catching Escapee’s scent. But there was a different scent, a familiar one.

“BURT.” He growls. He ran towards the scent of the two, skidding to a stop.

“Oh, hello brother~�� Burt smirked. He was holding on to a struggling Escapee. 

“Let the human go, Burt, and no one gets hurt.”

“Oh, I’m hurt brother! Not even a hello for your favorite twin?”

Escapee’s eyes went wide. Amn was a wolf? Was he going to eat it? Why was he saving it? It whimpered in fear.

Amn heard the whimper and growled.

“Let it go, Burt. Now.”

“Fine.” Burt drops Escapee, who proceeded to hide behind a tree.

“Get out of here, brother. This is my territory.”

“Aw, you’re no fun.”

“Leave. Now.”

“Fine, fine. Have fun with your plaything, Amn.” Burt smirked as he stalked off.

Amn sighed in relief, sinking to the ground with his back against a tree. 

Escapee slowly came out from behind the tree.

“Th-thhank you forr savingg me...” It mumbled to Amn.

Amn looked up at it, and smiled.

“No problem, sweetheart. You know, you should really... You should go home. It’s not safe.”

“But wwon’t you bbe herre?”

“That’s exactly why you’re not safe, Escapee. You know, I originally set you down this path to eat you. I... I don’t want to hurt you anymore. Just go.” Amnm says, ashamed.

“I trrust you.”

“You shouldn’t.”

“Yett I ddo anyyways.”

Amn lets out a laugh.

“You’re one tough cookie, sweetheart.”

“Annd you’rre a strangge onne, Misterr Wollf.”

Escapee sat down next to Amn and the two watched the leaves fall from the trees. And both were content.

The End.

[felismiscellaneous]

fgfdh hi I'm that anon on the HS blog. Idk if your reply was just a joke or not, it kind of made me anxious. But I just wanted to state that I said moirails FEELS like a strong friendship, I didn't say it actually was. I was presenting an idea that if trolls were to change for the better, would pale relationships still be a thing? Would some traits of it move over to flush? That's basically what I was getting at. You don't have to respond to this or anything, I just got kind of nervous and I didn't want to go off anon and wanted to explain a little bit. I sincerely hope you have a good day and I apologize if I am bothering you

oh its cool im just tired of bitches comparing moiraillegiance to fridnshipness. trolls DO have friendship its just Fucked Up in the way that karkat states that “the troll word for friendship means the same thing as enemy” anyways uhhhh idunno im not a quadrants expert but it is distinctly different from friendship trrust me on this one. ur aight bro i never thought ud actually see my silly lil reply. first time someones responded 2 me like this on anon tho! good fur u, good fur u /gen

[nari-hate]

uuhhhhaaammmmmmmmm igh knidaaa might bee nott doing too wellllll hehehehehehahaaaaaah. YUO SHULD STILL TRRUST ME THOUUUUGH

sooo obviously we can't go outside and touch grass but what if we made it go into containment and pet hiway??

We all know everyone needs it.

Thoughts??

@ren-cormander-site-107

@nari-hate