#AND THEN ONE FULL RUN THRU B4 HELL WEEK

[realnielsbohr]

also guys. I am literally so stressed out rn. we do our act 2 run thru on Tuesday. and my dance partner for the finale is dropping out of the musical....BRO WHAT DO I DO NOW THERE R NO OTHER ADULTS ATP IN THE SHOW

[rizzanon]

guys what if reader secretly opened a bakery

theyre like smuggling ingredents from the household like its drugs

theyre asking bruce for money for ingredients and hes okay with it up until it racks up to like a thousend dollar and hes like ???

one day one of the batfam members is just patrolling and they see a bakery they havent seen b4 and they see thru a window reader being calm and just baking or wtv bakers do idk

bit of a ramble i luv to yap

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LOLL omg wait imagine this

regressed!reader: Hey, Father, quick favor.

Bruce: (typing on the Batcomputer, barely glancing up) What is it?

regressed!reader: I need some money for… stuff.

Bruce: (still not looking) How much?

regressed!reader: Uh, a couple hundred? Maybe, like… five hundred? For supplies.

Bruce: Supplies? What kind of supplies?

regressed!reader: Just… you know, important supplies. Don’t worry about it.

Bruce: Sure. Alfred handles the allowance. (slides his card towards reader, eyes still fixed on the screen.) Just don’t buy anything illegal.

Bruce: (sitting at his desk, flipping through monthly expense reports) Flour? Sugar? Yeast? What the hell is this? (frowns) $700 on chocolate chips?

(Sometime later)

Stephanie: Hey, did you hear about that new bakery that opened up near Crime Alley?

Tim: A bakery? There? Are you sure it’s not just a front for a drug ring?

Steph: I thought the same thing, but I heard someone talking about the cookies being good. Want to check it out after patrol?

Tim: Sure I guess..

(Tim and Steph head to the bakery—in their vigilante suits—and sees reader is in the middle of handing a customer a neatly tied box of pastries. reader looks up, smiling brightly.)

regressed!reader: Welcome to— (freezes mid-sentence, her smile faltering as she locks eyes with Tim and Steph.)

Tim: …

Steph: …

regressed!reader: ….

Tim: You’re running a bakery?!

regressed!reader: Uh… surprise?

Bruce: (pinching the bridge of his nose) So, let me get this straight. You’ve been smuggling ingredients out of my house, using my money, to secretly run a bakery in Crime Alley?

regressed!reader: Pretty much, yeah.

Steph: (munching on a cookie) To be fair, the cookies are amazing.

Tim: Seriously. You should try the croissants next.

Bruce: (glaring at everyone) This is not about the croissants.

regressed!reader: But they’re really good croissants.

Alfred: (enters the room holding a tray of reader’s pastries, looking entirely unbothered) Master Bruce, I would suggest you try these éclairs before further judgment. They’re quite exceptional.

Bruce: (sighs deeply, muttering under his breath) I’m running a house full of vigilantes… and now bakers.

Jason: (appears out of nowhere in the doorway, leaning casually against the frame, holding one of the bakery’s signature muffins, with his mouth full) Gotta say, I don’t know if I’m more impressed that you pulled this off… or pissed that you didn’t cut me in on the profits.

regressed!reader: Jason?! You knew?

Jason: (shrugs) Of course I knew. Crime Alley’s practically my backyard. Smelled the bread baking weeks ago.

Bruce: And you didn’t think to tell me?

Jason: (grinning) Thought you knew, B. After all, you’re footing the bill. (Takes another bite of the muffin.) By the way, this blueberry thing? 10/10.

Bruce: (sighing, muttering under his breath) I don’t even know why I bother anymore.

regressed!reader: So… does this mean I can keep the bakery?

[moonlightcookie]

ok heres the big seamoon angst comic story idea. wanted to post this b4 i forgot abt it FCGVBHJN

TRANSCRIPT:

i got the absolute Biggest Brain idea 4 a comic/animation while at work [8:35 AM] for backstory: instead of actually residing IN the city of wizards, moonlight has like. a base/safehaven on the moon where she watches over the CoW. bc safety reasons i guess LOL [8:35 AM] where shes at, she can also see the ocean [8:37 AM] she sees the TOFW, and hopes that sf will actually be able to reach her this time b4 being frozen [8:38 AM] but she feels like she cant actually go down and just see sf herself, bc shes got this super important duty/oath she must attend to, right [8:38 AM] so theyve never actually met at this point, just longing from afar [8:39 AM] ok so one day moonlights just doin her shit.....and happens 2 look over at the ocean and notices the TOFW is gone, and a large darkness in its place [8:40 AM] so obv shes worried like "did she get frozen again?" and so she decides yknow what Fuck staying here im gonna check it out [8:42 AM] eventually she gets JUST close enough to see sf in the depths of the ocean, in her dread trident form, jus. sitting there on her throne [8:42 AM] moonlight gets fucjing Pissed [8:43 AM] shes feeling hurt and angry (mostly hurt) that sf has apparently chosen to just. Give Up [8:43 AM] this hurt is what causes her to become crescent moon [8:44 AM] so she leaves and goes back 2 the moon, mad as hell for a few weeks [8:45 AM] eventually fire spirit shows up n is like. Bro we cant just sit here and let her like. destroy herself [8:45 AM] n moonlight has had time 2 cool down n so shes like. ya ur right. im tired of being angry [8:48 AM] so she decides to enlist the help of wizard, alchemist, and avocado (hoping that since shes a blacksmith, she'd be able 2 build/make other things too) to create like. a pathway leading 2 a portal where sf can just go thru to actually get to the moon [8:48 AM] n so theyre like Hell Ya!! [8:49 AM] they (avocado, alchemist,  n wizard) start building this pathway in the ocean.....stairs leading to a platform with the portal that moonlight n wizard made(edited) [8:55 AM] and when its finished, they meet up w peppermint n sorbet shark to go see sf [8:56 AM] n shes pretty easy 2 find since they built it like. right in front of her throne LOL [8:58 AM]

[8:58 AM] like this but still far enough away where she cant really see it, just faint lights she doesnt bother 2 check out [9:01 AM] SO. they tell sf abt the pathway n shes like No it wont work, it's useless, i'll just get my hopes up again, etc [9:02 AM] then they all notice a bright light way up, in the distance, where the portal is [9:02 AM] its moonlight (full moon form), just standing at the top of the platform(edited) [9:03 AM] then she slowly starts descending the stairs, afraid that sf might not even want to see her anymore [9:04 AM] as she's going down, sf gets up from her throne, slowly walking towards the stairs [9:06 AM] about maybe like. 1/3 of the way, moonlight starts running down the stairs [9:06 AM] sf's also now Running towards n up the stairs(edited) [9:08 AM] they meet like halfway on the stairs [9:09 AM] and theyre embracing each other tightly n both crying like super hard   and moonlights like sorry i never did this for you b4, ive been watching you this whole time [9:09 AM] and sf's like no its not ur fault, im the one who let go.........n basically theyre apologizing n comforting each other [9:11 AM] then they descend the stairs together and thank everyone 4 helping save sf and all tht sappy shit [9:12 AM] then moonlights like Hey i noticed this pretty coral reef n it looked p warm, u wanna visit it with me [9:12 AM] and sf's like hell ya [9:14 AM] eventually while spending time at the warm n bright reef together, sf's form starts 2 morph into luminous coral [9:14 AM] and basically her hope and happiness is returned