#AND THE SHAKE
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lynxgirlpaws · 1 year ago
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I AM LOSING IT I GOT CHEESEBURGER'D
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daisyofwaterdeep · 3 months ago
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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
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baddiesdaily · 3 months ago
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transmechanicus · 4 months ago
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Every time i’ve had to replant anything with serious roots and shake the dirt out i just can’t unsee the parallel
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bluebeesknees · 6 months ago
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Public Nuisance Nr.1
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zillychu · 3 months ago
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AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!
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cometiny · 6 months ago
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you can shake him. he enjoys it
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ducktracy · 6 months ago
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sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst
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notquiteaghost · 1 year ago
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"it's okay, i can peel back the layers of you until i find the soft and gentle core of you you've had to work so hard to hide"? no. no, it's okay, i know you're hollow; i'm here anyway. you don't have to pretend it isn't masks the whole way down. whatever face you want to wear, i still love you. i don't need you to be good or unflinching or the antonym of violence. if i did, i wouldn't be here. i wouldn't ask that of you.
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i-will-not-be-caged · 5 months ago
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I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.
I hate it I hate it I hate it
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jtt-033-1613 · 5 months ago
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- David Duchovny
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largesizegirls · 1 month ago
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xiaq · 1 year ago
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So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.
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hawberries · 8 months ago
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this is the chilchuck situation . to me
(a reference to twelfth night (2009) ft anne hathaway)
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autie-j · 10 months ago
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They're doing it with video games now :/
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