#AND JAIL !! JAILLLLL FOR THIS MAN

[bcrgondy]

those drumming fingers momentarily quell its incessant ,   chirping rhythm  ,    to leer at the small  ,    blonde creature teetering over the edge of the pool in a flimsy satin robe that does little to discourage his antagonism .     “     —--- so you want to see me naked ?    ”      michael twists the meaning of her request easily ,     shamelessly ,    neglecting to address any of her threats ;     lean arms slithering out of the blue water to drape across the coping  ,   propping his bared torso forward a little .    “       woah    [     …    ]      you’re kind of a pervert .     ”      he breezily declares ,    batting those coquettish lashes up at her .    “      did you steal my clothes ?     —--- maybe i should call the cops .        ”

nose turned up in the air, lyss examines him much like she would a raccoon digging through her trash, unwelcome and hedonistically opportunistic in its sneaking around. "thank you for reminding me that we need to call pest control in the morning." azure eyes drift to the gate he'd inexplicably managed to bypass before settling back onto the nuisance trying to claim her property as his own. "mira, you have two choices— you can leave before i call the cops—" she takes a step closer to the edge of the pool— her pool— drawing a lavender satin robe tighter around her sleight frame, the wind ruffling weaved fabric. "or you can stay here until i get to press charges for trespassing on private property and lewd exposure. your choice."

[dogboyratgirl]

she silly like that

YEAGH. THEY PUT ME IN JAIL..... BLASPHEMY!!!!

me now

MAN. I STAYED UP UNTIL 5 SO I PROBABLY WILL GO TO JAUIL EARLY TODAY TOO </3

THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!! STOP PUTTING MY FRIENDS IN JAILLLLL