#AND IF THE ML HADNT PREPARED FOOD BEFORE MC WOULD HAVE PROBABLY EATEN AND THANK GOD GLHE DIDNT
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Me reading the horror tag on a novel: well it can't be that bad hehe
Me, 40 chapters later with graphic descriptions of corpses, ghosts, and a cannibal:
#chinese novel#danmei#The Heartthrob Protagonist Just Wants To Monopolize Me#spoilers#novel spoilers#you see the name#THE NAME DOESNT EVEN SOUND LIKE ITS FOR A HORROR/THRILLER NOVEL#and like its not so ya know *gestures in horror and thriller genre* but like it has those tags for a reason#i deadass underestimated those tags#bUT DUDE WHEN THE DUDE PULLED OUT MEAT AND WENT 'oh yeah its horse meat' I FUCKIN KNEW IT WASNT#AND IF THE ML HADNT PREPARED FOOD BEFORE MC WOULD HAVE PROBABLY EATEN AND THANK GOD GLHE DIDNT#mc is so cute and dense like hes trying his best but sometimes its like smokes coming out of his ears with how hard hes thinking#ji mingxia my bby i love youuuuuuu#but you deadass need yu ning like you wouldnt have made it this far *alive* without him#ah i cant wait to read more
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