#AND BEFORE ANYONE TELLS ME “oh well i live in XYZ where it gets ABC°c”
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It's that time of the year again where the UK temporarily moves to be along the Equator
#it is absolutely boiling#it's only 24°c and i am literally about to pass out from the heat#it's going to be 27°c and im going to melt like butter in a pan or sizzle like a sausage on the barbeque#AND BEFORE ANYONE TELLS ME “oh well i live in XYZ where it gets ABC°c”#ALL OF OUR BUILDINGS ARE MADE TO KEEP THE HEAT INSIDE#NOWHERE HAS AIR CONDITIONING#AND THE AIR IS HORRIFYINGLY HUMID#YOU CAN FEEL THE MOISTURE MIXING WITH THE HEAT IN THE AIR LIKE A TERRIFYING DEADLY COCKTAIL#TRY SITTING IN WHAT IS PROBABLY THE EARTHLY EQUIVALENT OF SATAN'S ARMPIT#now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go and stick my head in the freezer#its every man for themself so im not letting anyone else in my freezer sorry#uk weather#the uk#england
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