#AND ASTORIA ALLOWED IT💀

[miilkyrolls]

cough it's actually terri and astoria's faul- WHO SAID THAT NOW HAHAhaha

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I KEEP GETTING RECOMMENDED SO MANY DRAMIONE TWEETS HELP

I don't understand where they're all cOMING FROOMM why do they all HATE ASTORIA WHAT DID MY GIRL DO TO YALL BFFR LEAVE HER ALONE 🗣🗣

[rjschoicesstuff]

hihi some asks—

for ripley: 8. Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts? + 20. If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?

for eli: 23. Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?

for diego: 29. Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?

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thank you <33

Thank u!! 🫶

Link 2 the list

For Ripley:

8. Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?

She does Need time to sort her thoughts but also she's impulsive enough to just not do that anyway LOL 💀 + not that much going on in her head anyway tbh..

20. If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?

Lewyn but it's more that she just likes the idea of it because she has a lot of anger towards him lol.

She definitely dislikes him more than Astoria because Lewyn can give you this false sense of security and then switch up as soon as you become a problem or for whatever other reason. And that also relates to when he injured and killed some Clements on the night the Creator attacked. Cause she knew from Nicole and Harrison how much a lot of Clements trust and look up to him and it's just so messed up to her to betray them like that.

Ripley worries a lot that if another Creator pops its head during her mom's lifetime, Lewyn is going to talk her into sacrificing herself the same way Ripley did.

I also imagine Lewyn thinks Ripley might be a potential threat in the future due to this whole combo of her powers, bad experiences with the coven leaders, impulsivity, anger issues and her being aware of what he did the night the Creator attacked and reminding him every now and then.

And due to that he's very hard on her when she messes up and stuff and is 'glad' when he gets to punish her because he feels it's good to remind her of his authority and how in the end he decides what happens to her.

So yeah theres a lot of reasons why she really dislikes him and would like to take that anger out on him + make him pay, but if she got the chance she wouldn't take it even with 0 consequences. Like I think it's also just her fighting this initial instinct to want to punish people for doing bad things, when it'd just make her hypocritical because that's Exactly what she hates about how the covens are ran.

Idk I'll write up another post in the future going more into how I imagine her relationship with Astoria and Lewyn because it's not like all negative and hostile/passive-aggressive lol but that seemed irrelevant here tho

For Eli:

23. Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?

I gotta replay book 1 sometime to develop Eli more but I'd say affection like there's more to life than romantic love u know?? Idk if im understanding th question right LOL

But for the 2nd part I definitely have to replay again to get an idea of why he even fell in love with Kieran hahaha

As for the last question, I think theres a mixup cause I don't have a Diego hahah, so I'll skip the last one!

[littlemissnoname13]

Calling All Draco(s)

Summary: Where Draco(s) from all different AU’s come together to have a meeting. Basically, the Draco in this AU falls asleep in the library and dreams of his various counterparts

Warnings: this is a crack fic beware💀!!!!! very Draco-centric, coarse language

Reblogs, thoughts, feedbacks are always welcomed

A/n: i wrote this while I was taking a break from editing ch14 for fortunate misfortune to exercise my brain. I only had two brain cells remaining while I wrote this. Soz

Masterlist

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He likes being surrounded by books.

He is currently standing in between Library bound editions of his favourite books that have the most intricate detailing on their spines and dust jackets.

He allows his fingertips to run along the books meticulously sorted according to the dewey decimal system and settles on a title that reads “sitting amidst idiots: your guide to holding successful meetings.”

“Interesting..” he mumbles to himself as he settles down at a desk at a far corner of the public library. The desk is a little isolated from the rest and he likes the green lampshade next to it.

Suppressing a small yawn, Draco flips through the pages and allows his mind to absorb anything that looks remotely interesting.

The book is a generic collection of meeting tips, meeting agendas, meeting minutes and motions.

The more he reads, the heavier his eyelids get….

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Draco: Greetings Everyone I am pleased to welcome you all to the first assembly of Dracos. Shall we call this meeting to order?

All: Yes.

Draco: Excellent. Any apologies or any absence for tonight’s meeting?

Soft!Draco: *raises hand* Deatheater!Draco is away at another meeting and will be joining us late.

Draco:….Voldemort is still holding meetings at his place?

Soft!Draco: I’m afraid so.

Toxic!Draco: *kicks his feet up at the table* Yeah, I’ve been told Quidditch!Draco is on a medical leave after injuring himself in a match. But he has owled us a copy of his report each.

Draco: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Thank you for letting us know. Please note that we don’t kick our feet up the table during these meetings. We’ve discussed this before.

Toxic!Draco: *shrugs and proceeds to twirl his wand in his hand*

Draco: Moving on. Shall we proceed to the next Item on the meeting agenda?

All: yes.

Professor!Draco: *clears his throat and pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose* It appears that the next item and the only item of the agenda revolves around a girl.

Hogwarts!Draco: *Scoffs*Not again…

Dad!Draco: *raises his hand*

Draco: Yes?

Dad!Draco: I really don’t have time for this. Baby Scorp hasn’t been feeling too well and I don’t want to stress my wife out.

Simp!Draco: But we could really use your valuable insight here. I mean, you did end up with your girl and have a child together.

Dad!Draco: *rolls his eyes* Fine, I’ll stay. But I have to be home by 9:45 P.M

Toxic!Draco: ….ahem….whipped….ahem

Professor!Draco: Detention.

Soft!Draco: You can’t really condemn yourself to detention. Besides, we’re going off topic. Tell us your problem, Draco.

Draco: Right. So I really like this girl but I don’t know what to do about it. I think I should ask her out?!

Mob!Draco: it’s the librarian isn’t it? My right hand man told me on my way in. *turns back to give Theodore Nott a stiff nod*

CEO!Draco: Wait who invited Nott? And we don’t place daggers on the table. *shoots Mob!Draco a glare*

Draco: *sighs* yep. It’s her. I’ve been meaning to ask her out for a while now but I don’t know what to say.

Toxic!Draco: you should sleep with Astoria or Pansy or any other girl to make her jealous. That’s what I always do.

Soft!Draco: Isn’t that why she avoids you like the plague now?

Toxic!Draco: Fuck you—

Deatheater!Draco: *apparates out of nowhere* she avoids me because of my mark.

Draco: wait, Didn’t you send her away so you could protect her?

Deatheater!Draco: I had to. It was the only way. *has a break down*

Draco: take five yeah? You deserve a breather.

Husband!Draco:Can I leave too? It’s my second wedding anniversary today.

Simp!Draco: *looks at Husband!Draco in envy* Rub it in why don’t you?

Fuckboy!Draco: Please, Marriage is a sham. Embrace the single life.

Husband!Draco: *raises his hand*

Draco: yes?

Husband!Draco: Motion to remove Fuckboy!Draco from the meeting

Dad!Draco: I second the motion

Draco: all those in favour?

(All except fuckboy!Draco raise their hands)

Draco: *shrugs at fuckboy!draco who is dragging his chair away with him* Sorry but a motion is a motion

Soft!Draco: *whispers to Healer!Draco* I heard fuckboy!Draco cries himself to sleep alone every night

Draco: *loudly clears his throat*

All: *look at him*

Draco: So, any ideas on how I should approach her?

All: we are but figments of your imagination

Draco:….

All: You don’t need our advice. You already know what to do. Just go ahead and do it.

Draco: *shuffles his meeting notes and sees the note sent in by quidditch!draco*

“Trust your instincts , Draco.”

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He wakes up to someone tapping lightly on his shoulders. He is convinced that he has ink from the pages transferred onto his face and he uses the corner of his jumper sleeve to wipe it off.

“It’s almost closing time.” She smiles apologetically at him. “Sorry I had to wake you.”

“It’s fine.”

“Excellent book choice.” She chuckles, when she sees the book’s front cover. “Was it helpful?”

“To some extent.” He shrugs and bites back a smile. He isn’t going to tell her about the dream.

“Really?”

“Yes.” He nods and checks the book out to take it home with him. “It did help me with the last meeting I attended.”

“Interesting..” she replies, handing him his library card back. “So the meeting was successful, I assume?”

There is only one way to find out.

“I’d hope so.” He walks with her to the exit and waits for her to lock up.

“Y/n?”

“Hm?”

“Would you like to have dinner with me?”

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Note: No tag list used because this is a crack fic