#AM I CRAZY?

[somethinghappenedsohereiam]

I don't know why I keep seeing everyone say the Stan twins are in their 60s when they're 58 by the end of the summer. I did the math:

2012 is 30 years after the portal. 10 years before the portal, the Stan twins were in highschool, their last year. Their birthday I believe Is June 15th, if I'm remembering correctly. Stan didn't finish school, so he went homeless at 17. The ten years later to the next January and he's 27 when Ford is pushed through the portal, then 30 years later his great niece and nephew stay with him and he's 57. June 15th passes which I believe is that party that was held during double dipper due to the dates before and after in journal 3, albeit it's been a while since I've read it. That means at the end of the summer, Ford and Stan are 58.

They not 60 yet. Unless they didn't pass several grades, we were given the times between events so we know how long it's been

[navarice]

actually afraid for my life and mental state after the show comes out because nicola coughlan herself said that this season is incredibly romantic and sexy but if I'm breaking down walls and running up and down the street simply because polin TOUCHED HANDS???? i fear i may not survive to see the rest of the season dearest readers.

[elizakai]

Ok, i’ve got a kind of out of pocket idea but hear me out…

Horror Sans has someone else’s eye, right? His original eye was his main magic source, and it’s been replaced.

Horror is often portrayed as having very low magic in the fandom, often with the ability to summon a few bones or a blaster if he’s lucky.

BUT, hear me out, his magic source has changed. The magic keeping him sustained is different magic…

What if, when and if he is able to summon attacks or use magic outside of strictly survival functions, his shift in magic means he steals new abilities from this new source.

The eye he took is from a royal guard member (shown in the horrortale comic itself) and while we don’t know the exact magic type of this monster, if we ASSUME most of the guards use the same abilities as these two…

(clearly different monsters using the same attack patterns in unison)^^

Then I think it would be very interesting to consider Horror using these new patterns as well, instead of his original attacks.

If he IS able to manifest this magic into anything (as in after he’s hypothetically able to properly sustain said magic with actual food and such.)

ALSO CONSIDER;

These guards utilize healing magic (the green shield replenishes health upon touching it.)

Meaning Horror could, hypothetically, access the ability to heal as well…

I think the logic is sound, if nothing else it’s a fun idea!!

…Or maybe i just like the idea of Horror throwing star attacks like a magical princess :))

[undressrehearsal]

something i see people talk about often is adhd paralysis aka when you have things you need to/want to do but it all seems overwhelming and you can't seem to get up off the couch even though ur screaming in your head to just do something

this, basically

what i want to know about it the physical sensation. yes, there's the mental struggle where you are yelling at yourself and berating yourself to do something, anything, but what does it feel like physically? because to me (and i'm not being hyperbolical) it feels like suffocating. if you have ever experienced sleep paralysis, it feels like that: this suffocating weight on me and the overwhelming feeling that I can't even move and it makes it almost hard to breathe.

what does it feel like to you?

[snail-scholar]

TW: YAPPING

ashley being a girl is so important to me it's not even funny.

i think she has become a sort of comfort character for me. her being so wrong, so flawed, so evil gives me a sense of catharsis many other characters failed to replicate.

through her dialogue, her personality, her character... she feels like the horrors of being a woman incarnate. wether people choose to acknowledge it or not, because society expects different things from boys and girls, they're treated differently when they differ from the standards imposed on them. that's why i think ashley's impact would be very different if she were a man, hell, it would probably be a very different story, with a whole new character.

she is the one who cleans the house and cooks, despite andrew being the parentified sibling. she is the one who is insecure about her appearance and sees sex as a transaction. she is the one who has bursting, explosive emotions that tend to be dismissed. she is the one who can't help feeling competitive over other women. she is a nightmare, and instills nightmares on others, all while being our unladylike girl with awesome fat tits.

i was raised as a girl, and grew up autistic. it wasn't great. and although my past differs from ashley's, when i see her i think to myself, "she gets it."

i see a lot of trans girlies finding comfort in ashley too. bpd girlies. girls who were othered. maybe we want the sense of freedom to feel anger about past experiences. maybe she is just a healthy(?) way to deal with the inherent darkness(tm). i'm not entirely sure. but i think there are many reasons women can connect with ashley.

i mean, outside of tumblr she was hated and very few even bothered to look at things from her perspective. and maybe i am ignorant, but as far as i know, the majority of the fanbase outside tumblr is (very) normie men.

they don't even understand cannibalism!

[panties-on-boys]

pretty sure he fucking jumped after this idk if it were me i would

[riviifetish]

shout out to henry’s UK tour.

[stevenssticks]

and if i said i wanted to peg THIS KIRK specifically THEN WHAT.

[evilbubu]

sometimes I hear "ah bugger..." in Steven's voice in my head.

[theemotionalgnome]

Astarion and Gale could definitely work through each others issues and help eachother I’m sure of it.

[daydreamkisses]

therapy isn’t enough i need to live in my daydream world

[bj-freeplay]

So like Bruce’s hair is like that bc he had MASSIVE kids right?

I mean- he had to carry some crazy large eggs in his hair. And him and Brandy have had what? Was it 6 kids? Thought it was something we all agreed upon, but have noticed recently that no one else has actually stated it before so now I’m not sure if this was just something I immediately assumed.

Pregnancy changes the enter fabric of that persons body, so if we apply that to Trolls too then Bruce having huge hair that grew to accommodate encompassing his eggs makes a lot of sense to me. Especially when you consider just how adaptive Trolls as a species seem to be

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

Am I supposed to take it that by burning the club book pages, Jeeves is effectively forfeiting his membership in the Junior Ganymede? I mean, even if they never find out about the multiple times he’s used it for blackmail, and even if he manages to convince them that the pages were destroyed by accident or by Bingley or something, he presumably won’t be writing any NEW pages. He can’t very well explain to his club “no, see, my employer and I are married now, so his exploits are none of your business anymore.” He said himself, club rules are very strict

Plus another thing: I know it’s pretty much established by now that Bertie never wants to marry, but this basically formalizes it, doesn’t it? Jeeves doesn’t work for married men and Bertie’s fiancées tend to want him to get rid of Jeeves, so by telling Jeeves that he can stay permanently (permanently!) in his service, Bertie is essentially promising to remain unmarried forever

Look at them forsaking all others in order to be together

[kalcium-yippee]

Chat are you seeing the vision?

[synnicall]

A switch flipped within me when I saw the Honda odyssey scene made me realize I need to be in between them just as bloody

[sadlynotthevoid]

Is just me or Sakura incorporates fighting moves he sees into his own style?

I mean, I only noticed two, but I'm pretty sure before Shishitoren arc he never did the thighs thing Chouji did with Umemiya. And the shape of his kicks changed after the Roppo Ichiza arc.

I thought I was seeing things, but I'm pretty sure his kicks now end like Tsubaki's. With the foot in point.