#ALSO i totally see Percy calling Nico stepmom to annoy him
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Me reading that Poseidon/Nico line
Percy: I will take care of you.
Nico: Oh, no, I'm already good on that. I've got Hazel.
Percy:
Percy: I will kill for you.
Nico: Jason's covering that.
Percy: I'll give you things.
Nico: My dad's on that one.
Percy: I'll love you.
Nico: Literally so many people are already on that, but I appreciate the offer.
Percy: I'll fuck you then!
Nico: Oh, your dad's got that covered actually.
Percy:
Percy: Well, what the fuck can I cover then?
Nico: Uh, scoot a bit to the left?
Percy: *shifts*
Nico: Great, you can be my umbrella.
#Like? WHAT#lol how many gods is Nico being shipped with?#ALSO i totally see Percy calling Nico stepmom to annoy him#JOKES ON HIM THOUGH CAUSE NICO CAN GROUND HIM NOW#Percy: the kid i thought hated me and who i cared for but I was bad at it and kinda hated him back actually was in love with me#now that same kid grew up hot and i might be interested now but plot twist he is now dating my dad who is a greek god and his uncle#does that mean i have a incest/step parent kink now?#percico#poseidon/nico
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