#ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT. WHILE WE'RE HERE: shepard and garrus are not two halves of a whole idiot or what the fuck ever expression
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garrus is NOT a himbo
#mass effect#garrus vakarian#shakarian#because many people seem to be confused and think he is#he's SMART he's just OBLIVIOUS#his book smarts are through the roof sorry y'all think inter and intrapersonal intelligences are all that exist/matter#ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT. WHILE WE'RE HERE: shepard and garrus are not two halves of a whole idiot or what the fuck ever expression#they don't share a single braincell. they each have MULTIPLE brain cells. incredible#being socially awkward/nerdy/bad at flirting/not knowing how to Emotions doesn't make you an idiot god FUCK#also if you're going to fight me on the himbo thing: himbo implies mental slowness. try and tell me garrus is mentally slow. TRY#i've been keeping so many grievances inside and this is the one i finally go off on lmao#'we're just making jokes!' yeah okay i can have a sense of humor too but nine times out of ten i see this done with actual seriousness so#my ideas#max talks#or rather#max goes the fuck off#lmao
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