#ALSO THE FUCKIGN VIEW OF THE OPEN CHEST

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Episode 1

hiiiiii

guess who’s starting their unine run a little earlier than plannnneeeed?

meeee aldkfadljf

the nice thing about this is that it won’t be split into halves like the current series is so we only have to deal with that

also if you dont want to see these posts im going to be tagging it with “unine’s run”

anyway i got roped into watching earlier bc some people ( @baobeejun ) were sending me screencaps of hanhan and i went soft and sneezy for my unine boys so i had to start it

ok so per the standard, i have my water, my phone is plugged in, my brightness is all the way up

and since we don’t have a part 2 i guess i’ll say it here

as the little bumblebee alien Mark Lee says, lezgeddit

ok so right off the bat its a lot different than the current run

theres a lot of blue

it started out with a man, according to the subs Jiang Dawei, talking about the Stage with nostalgic music in the background

damn their audition/ranking (i will use these interchangeably just as a head’s up) is niiiice

like i mean ive seen parts of it from watching some of the audition stages but like it looks like a star or a transformer

another man, wang jieshi, has started talking about the Stage as well

who are these men???

guess i’ll find out lajfasld

a younger guy this time, huang doudou, and he’s talking about the way that they can communicate their feelings with the audience in a sincere way

aww that’s actually really sweet

like i think it’s v nice that that’s how he views the stage and the interactions he is able to have with the audience

ok another man, older this time like the first two, ten shichu, has also started talking about performing

1978?  wow that is a while mr jieshi

i like seeing their pictures from when they were younger

idk why i feel like crying right now???  but some of us are feeling v emotional

oooh mr shichu was a conductor thats so cool!!!

ok the boy’s dorms look like either a mansion or an old school like from the 1500s in europe i hate it

i recognize some people already in this little overview of the show and what it means and im not just talking about the unine boys and the groups they auditioned with

ok i think we are starting starting now

uggghhhh the way they lit up the stage i loved it

ok that’s uhhhh dramatic

guan yue!!!

chen youwei!!!

MINGMING1!!!!! MY LOVELY BOY

shao haofan and i have the same braincell and its focused on food aldkfjadsljf

wen kaiwei saying he was born to eat is something he said with his whole chest askdfjasdlk

oh my god i know they’re not crocs but the shoes this guy is wearing is giving me such strong sidney crosby vibes im disgusted alkdfjsa;ldkj

shi mingze!!  i recognize a baby

ahhhh mr tyger my boyyyyssss

askfjasl JIAYI MY LOVE

I CANT STOP SMILING THEYRE SUCH DORKS

what is it with these shows and fuckign fruit milk drinks??

love that jiayi is already the sponsor thoooo aksjflsd

also anna just found out this is my first time watching unine’s run in like its entirety which is hilarious bc i have straight up said in the gc multiple times i havent see theirs or xukun’s run all the way thru alskdjla

anyway

three minutes to go

vogue 5 but there’s only four members

love it

ooooooohhhhh fucking SPACE THEMED BABYE

YIXING????

YIING ASIDFPOIASDUFIASDNGGDSAKFAS;YIXNIGN

SHEEP BOY

i miss him

hanhan!!!  my love

i have a lot of love leave me alone

i deeply hate the opening graphics but only bc it’s yellow and blue and im a buckey not a wolverine

in this house we hate u of m

ook so theyre getting split into two groups i think from the jump?

like we have the inside people (spotted shenshen bless tf up) and then we have the outside people in heavy padded parka trenchcoat length coats in a glass room

interesting take for this season already

one guy said that it’s probs gonna take a while to start and iqiyi does have some pretty damn good comedic timing, i will give them that, bc as soon as he finishes speaking, the lights dim lasfj;skd

who’s sitting in the n. 1 spot???

i mean we’ll find out but still

jiayi is so chill like “if we don’t dance well, we don’t dance well”

alkdfjasdlk so many guys in headbands im dying

red hoodie man popped off

i think it’s neat how theyre being confronted right off the bat with questions about why theyre there

also why the fuck am ah already clsoe to crying

yixing looks so good fuck

i am yixing biased and it mf shows

zhenning i love himmm he’s so cuteeee

hanhan!!!!!

i wouldve loved it if someone had just like raised his hand and went “uh yeahhhh imma dip .  duces bros”

yixing is so cuteeeee

li ronghao i recognized the man from xukuns run right?

dance instructor is JOLIN TSAI THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE AREA I LOVE MY MOM

she looks so cool omg

im wu zelin saying im about to pass out

omg the guy in navy giving a little wave baobeiiii

i love her

rap instructor mc jin

mans is got that stage aura locked down fr fr

aksdfja;sd the fistbumps to the other mentors im weak af

two more coaches???

rap coach no. 2 after journey and dance coach no. 2 xu minghao who unfortunately has a mullet/mullet adjacent hair style in the video they used for him

afjaskdjf the dead fucking silence killed me i hate him so much

ok lets go lets go audition time babiey

oh i just know im going to grow attached to more than just unine and mr. tyger

milka? god it’s been so long since ive seen or had you T.T

why did they blur out yixing’s lower lobe aldkfasdlk what’s the point??

oh so they gonna call out numbers by random

XIXI!!!! I LOVE YOUUUU

hes leader i love himmm

chen youyou is such a mood

i love daniel just straight up praising all of his members i love to see it

mengniu fruit drink

oooh im excited even tho i know

jue xie dong feng

cool name for the boys

paraguay omggggg the style and taste

ok lets see the boys !!!!!

im so excited aldkdfjkasd

changxi really do have those facial expressions and attitude out love to see it im in love its fine no biggie

im love them

theres a reason xixi is in my bias line and IT SHOWS

danny leggooooooo

youyou!!!  he good bean

im also eating banana bread i just made so my words arent the best

love that some of the mentors are dancing and singing with them

changxi’s hair is literally its own member

YAAAASSSS WITH THAT NOTE JUNJIE BABIE WE LOVE TO SEE IT

not to be like im so proud and love my boys but im so proud and love my boys

awww!!!  daniel looks like a puppyyyy

hhh stop zooming in on danielllll

he looks more like a concerned parrot now im so worried

oh baby boy...

awww his little smile

yeah their breathing wasnt the most even throughout

i still don’t understand why the senior seniors are there but i do enjoy their insight more than i thought i would from watching clips and such

no A but we expected that

no B ah...unexpected but ok

C is for Changxi, Junjie

D is for Daniel and Youyou

overall im happy no one was in f

aldjfas the way yixing says jiayou akf;dk

daniel is such a mood

huaiwei!!! baby boy baby

look at him so precious

oh my god they really did place them in a glass cage and huaiwei was the first to arrive what a sweetie

aldkfjalsdf there are so many cameramen

alkdsjflaksd he keeps talking im so weak i love himmmm

lian huaiwei = bestest baby boy

alksdjfalksdjfas hhx asking him if he’s the host im screechign

lhw really is the bestest boy

i love how he just keeps introducing himself and greeting people i love him

im so excited

awww baby laksdfjl;askdjf CORE ONE IM SCREAMING ID IDNT KNOW

I CAN’T BELIEVE

THEY UP IN HERE

huaiwei is like a mix of jungwoo and eyunnie with how he looks and acts love a baby boy

alkdsjfsdk did he really say out loud “bow first”???  sorry unine im lian huaiwei biased now

yixing looks uhhh,,,,,less than thrilled but go off i guess

alkdfjdlks HE’S SO CUTE I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIS CHEEKS

hes babiest boy i love him

im sorry that this turned into loving lian huaiwei hours post but thats just how it be sometimes

he was part of a group (as the leader!!!) when he signed up but then they McBananaSplit up before coming on so it’s jsut him and his energies

asdfjasdkjf “so fast?”

guan yue and i share one braincell and that cell is for covering our smiles over how cute lhw is aaaaa

hes not gonna get higher than a D i can feel it but he’s so cute mom i lvoe him

his facial expressions im screaaaaming

minghao looks like he’s not being paid enough to be there adkjfa

BABIEEIEIIEEIEI

i want to see a video with him and the “you are my sweetest special cuddly uddie umpkins youre my sweetie pie” song like i deserve it

wht fuck the was that look yixing ohhh my gooooooodddd hiiiissss liiittttlllleee bowwwwww

i loveee himmmm

thank you jolin for praising the little babie

omg did yixing jsut say his stage presence was good i love to see it

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akdsjfasl;kdjfalkds

i want to give him a hug hes so cute

oh my god i really am becoming huaiwei biased arent i

final grade is....B!!!! B FOR BABIIIIEEEE

he keeps bowing i love himmmmmmml

aldkfja new group issa duo xu longhan  is gonna do trad folkdance

and yixing immediately starts laughing

dimple is a liar i

asldkfjasdk the abrupt change of the guy’s face i screamed

star master

it’s my boys!!!!

jiayiiiiii

a-key looks so adorable im

mom i love them

laslkdsdkjfalksdjf “meow!”

asdfjasldkf the tiger is so fucked up i love thme sm

kasdjf;alksdf “it’s all pain” bitch i feel it

jiayi is best boy i love him

alsdkfjasldk yixing’s head snapped up im screaming

no matter how many times i see it it always gets me

LINMO!!  JINFAN! ZHANYU! JIAYI! A-KEY! i love m’boys

ugh this song slaps so hard im so proud of all of them

it’s real loving mr. tyger hours

like this song would go hard in the club fight me

god i love the dance break of this audition is so good i love the music

tfw baby boy sticks the landing

alas i know what comes next so let’s pour one out shall we

also i think it’s hanhan in the top spot

hehehehe it’s the start of jiayi being jolin’s yixing’s xukun

love to see it

omg wait did jolin call minghao xiaoba i love it

i forgot his stage name is little8 right?

why does jinfan look like he’s about to cry can i please give the boys a hug

eval: jiayi got a b; c goes to linmo, a-key; d goes to jinfan and zhanyu

jiayi looks heartbroken for his teammates

awww baobeiiii i love that he cares so much about the rest of them i am sobbing thatnk youfor asking

fuck now all of them are crying my eyes are burning i love ve them so much fuck linmo 

why are my tears so salty my eyes are physically burning i need to cry more often i literally cant hold them open fuck shit and gd

i am in pain

anyway we’ve cut away from mr. tyger and we now have a one on one with lian huaiwei

i swear to god if i keep crying im going to scream

oh so we’re seeing old footage of the boys training and sssstuff before coming out to the show

i need to find tissues ugh

i can’t get over the little glass house like it really does look like a green house

OMG WANG JIAYI BABIE OF BABIES

I LOVE HIS AUDITION STAGE SO MUCH

his voice is incredible

alksdjfalsdjf everyone leaning in to see what he’s carrying im sick

minghao looking at everyone else like “you seeing what im seeing?”

moon riverrrr~~~

i love the trainee who screamed wow and immediately slapped his hands over his moouth

the one trainee whos closed his eyes to fully picture i love to see it

everytime i listen to this i get goosebumps oh god

on god*

oh my god he deadass looks like he’s gonna cry

bitch me too tf

me @ myself stop fucking tearing up watching these nothing sad is even happening dipshit

angel boy i love him so much

I LOVE THIS BIT ABOUT HIS 2 DREAMS LITERALLY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

hes so precious

alsdkfjadsl; “your second dream is to help sheep” yixing aldkfjasdklfj

awww jolin and wjy sharing a braincell

yao chi!!!  that’s who it was ugh i can’t believe i forgot

he’s mr wow

i want to hang out with so many of these boys but esp wjy

he got a B!!!

i love jolin so much

ada;lsdkfjasdlk the man said he is not going to give a rose to jolin and he said it with his whole chest

askfla;sdkfj i lvoe jolin complaining about how she’s the only one who is like entertained by some of the trainees and the rest are all just staring like “im doing this for to help them and the money i must get thru this part”

casper and lrh already are acquainted

i want his jacket it’s literally the ugliest thing ive seen on this season so far

alskdjfalsdf  “If I feel embarrassed, we’ll all feel embarrassed.”  god that’s such a mood

oooh his voice is very smooth

hmmm im over the song now

but it is a good performance

minghao looks like he fell in love alkdfjldjf

mc jin loves the guy too

asldjfasldkf he’s gotta put on his sunglasses before he starts dancing 

MR SANDMAN

ok im her for his dancing and not just bc i love mr sandman and this remix pops off

yixing hasn’t said balance once yet im concerned

i think he gets a b bc i know how this ranking goes

the main worry coming from the rap mentors’ ends is that he wouldn’t be able to compromise in the group

according to the captions

i think they mean something along the lines of like he probably wouldnt be able to give members a chance to like shine on their own since he’s so strong in all three areas

anyways he ended up with a............B

everyone shookening

banana culture trainees

banana trio and they scream so loudly  i love to see it

imagine tho if like a group actually did break up right before they went to the ranking i would scream

what is it with banana culture and trenchcoats

yes im looking directly at you mr lin yanjun

my prediction is maybe one D, an F, and a C

mainly bc we haven’t seen an F yet and i know it’s coming

i love the bomber jacket tho like where to cop honestly

trenchy dude has like no facial expressions at all its unnerving for a song about love

ok the end was really cute tho ngl

but yeah they cant sing well

lrh literally bent over to laugh im fucking weak

ronghao literally is like yixing if it werent for the laws of these lands

yixing looks unhappy

maybe they all TEN DAYS BRO WHAT THE FUCK

anyway i think they’re all gonna get F’s

yixing is unhappy with the situation not the boys

oh lhy got a D

yixing looks so disheartened when talking about he industry im might cry and it will be uncomfortable for everyone here

OMG THEY’RE IN ALL INK THEYRE SO CUTEEEE

the pink boys all have deeper voices

wu zelin is so cute omg his rap!!!

oooh i remember this one yeah they werent uhhh

they werent the best and too contradictory in that one part of the song

fuck yixing really did go off in this one i forgot how upset he was

i feel like im going to cry bc i feel so bad for them but they really didnt do well

they all got f

fuck theyre crying i am going to cry with them

oh no i remember this also 

i donlakkfjsd i don’t think this is going to end well

like i feel like some shouting or at least scolding is going to occur bc yixing is not in a good mood

also the sound quality really dipped out here

that was...

yixing ripped out his earbuds

gxs is crying and got really choked up when talking to mc jin so like this is not going ot end well for him

yikes ok here we go

i understand deeply now how yixing made it as a trainee for sm

odd, mans got guts to say that with his whole chest

oh we’re at the end o fthe episode??

i love seeing all of my boys in this performance

ei ei ei oh wei oh

take me there~

ugh i like their theme song so much more than this season’s salskdjf

ugh how can i send the set managers a love letter for their staging oh my god it’s so good

the moving set pieces im in love

ooooh the wave motions ove to see it

shenshen looks so good i love one (1) sleepy little koala bear

ooooh wenhan you looked wow, fantastic baby

these episodes are so long should i watch the 

A MOON THEIR MR FRUIT IS LIKE A MOON OR A PLANET OR SOMETHING I LOVE IT

I WANT THE UNKNOWN MASCOT TO OPEN LIKE MR FRUIT DOES

WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA DO LOVE SHOT UGH

ok i will see y’all next episode eh?

we also get to see shenshen, guan yue, the yh boys, and mabe mingming? next also i think so thats fun!

see you there :3c

[minhoslut]

♡ summary: You are on your first solo mission to collect samples from an asteroid, but that is soon ended when three unknown beings enter your ship and take you to their planet.

♡ pairing: Jung Jaehyun x fem!reader, Johnny Suh x fem!reader, Nakamoto Yuta x fem!reader, JohnJaeYu also are together

♡ chapter: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | ? |

♡ series warnings: blood mention, drug use, mxm, foursome, swearing, anxiety, depression

♡ series genre: fluff, smut, slight angst

♡ series rating: R

♡ word count: 1565

♡ posted on: AO3

♡ chapter three: purple rain

Up in the treehouse that apparently belonged to Taeyong, you found said man as well as three new people. “Ah, Y/N, it is good to see you are still conscious.” Taeyong said, a light smile on his lips. You rubbed your neck awkwardly, feeling slightly nervous as the new men were staring intensely at you. “Introduce yourselves, you idiots.” Jaehyun sighed from your left, prompting the tallest of the new men to introduce himself. “Hello, I am Doyoung, this is Jungwoo, and this is Kun.” He stated gesturing to the other two as well. “It’s nice to meet you all.” You murmured, still feeling shy because they were scanning your figure intently now. Taeyong gestured for you to come forward and you did so, looking at Yuta quickly before going and receiving an encouraging smile.

“So I hear you were unable to consume the offered foods?” Taeyong remarked, reaching out to you and bringing you close. “Open.” He said and you followed his command, showing your teeth to him. “Hmm. I’m afraid that trying to crush what we absorb from won’t be an option. From what I have observed of Earth, you need much softer foods than anything we could provide.” You could feel the now familiar panic rising in your chest at his words. “We have been testing several methods to extract the nutrients into some form edible for the human but have been unsuccessful.” Doyoung added, his lips set in a thin line. “We have a... theory of sorts though.” Kun said slowly, motioning to Jungwoo who pulled a pink container of sorts filled with some kind of purple substance. “Do you really think that of all things wou-” Johnny was interrupted by a sharp glare from Taeyong. “We wouldn’t suggest it if it wasn’t necessary Johnny, you know this.” Kun stated.

“Why is it such a strange thing to offer? What even is that stuff?” You questioned, very confused by the whole conversation. “Well, it is used to give a fetus nutrients to that it may grow and hatch from its egg.” Johnny tried to explain but got cut off again,by Doyoung this time. “It would be produced in a similar way to how a human male creates semen.” The room went silent and you looked from one face to the other, looking for a hint of a joke, but there were none. “So it’s… cum? Like from a dick? Whose dick- How- Hold on a second.” You tried to figure out what to even ask, how had they even thought to try this? “I know it may seem off putting, but we believe you will be able to absorb the nutrients like an egg would.” Jungwoo told you softly, resting a cool hand on your arm.

“How would I even, get it regularly? And from who?” You asked trying to think logically, if this was how you had to survive then you should at least know the details. “Well I’m sure anyone would be happy to provide it, you do have three vleskans in your home presently, as well as any of us or probably anyone else in the village, it’s not like it’s a bad experience to get it, I mean-” “That’s enough, Jungwoo, I’m sure she gets the point.” Taeyong interrupted, silencing him with a hand up. How fucking awkward. Now you had to not only live with these three strange creatures, now you had to live off their cum? This felt like a fever dream that you were desperate to wake up from.

“It’ll be ok Y/N, we can figure this out!” Yuta tried to encourage you, but you were just standing silently, trying to process the whole situation. Everything just kept getting worse, now you were going to be drinking cum as your source of food. Tears welled up in your eyes and you clenched your fists tightly. “Why did you have to bring my to this stupid fuckign planet?! I hate it here I hate all of you! You’ve ruined my whole life!” You shouted angrily, shoving past the group of vleskans and climbing down the ladder. You heard them calling after you, but just started running as fast as you could, deep into the woods. The wind whipped your tears away as you ran, branches smacking you and clawing at the robe you wore. Eventually the voices faded behind you, but you kept running with your head down.

You slammed into the ground as you tripped on a root, and just lay there crying into the dirt. The air grew cold around you and you curled into yourself. Covered in scratches from the branches, some deeper and bleeding. The robe was dirty and torn, the front covered in blood from your nose that had started bleeding after your fall. Your body ached and you couldn’t tell where you were, the sun had set at some point and it was now getting darker every moment. Wiping at your face, you looked at your dirt and blood covered hands and wondered if it was worth it to even try to be found. Why not just stay here until you died?

But that wasn’t how you wanted things to end. You took a deep breath and stood up, crying out in pain as you put pressure on your left foot. “Fuck.” You muttered, you must have fucked it up when you fell. You looked around you and tried to find some kind of way to tell where you were. You spotted a large root, which must have been what you tripped on and decided to limp in that direction. Eventually, it was virtually pitch black and you were still hobbling through the dark forest, but now you could hear rustling in the bushes surrounding you. It was an ominous reminder that you had no clue what kind of creatures inhabited this planet, the thought sending a shiver down your spine.

Crunching sounds came closer and you gasped when a figure came into view. “Johnny!” You cried, throwing yourself into his chest and grasping at the fabric of his robe. His long arms wrapped around you and held you tightly. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” He mumbled into the top of your head. You pulled away and winced at the pain from your ankle, which Johnny immediately noticed. “You are hurt? And this,” he touched your lips, “blood?” Suddenly you were being carried in his arms and he was walking briskly, taking you back to the village.

You must have fallen asleep because when you woke up you were once again lying on the white fur of the ‘hospital’ treehouse. You sat up slowly, your body protesting against it, aching in every sense. “Y/N! Let’s take a look at you now that you’re awake.” Kun smiled, as he walked into the room. He gently wiped your face clean with a small piece of cloth, “I need to examine you fully, so I’d like you to remove your robe. Humans are scared of this sometimes, is it ok?” He asked calmly. You nodded slowly, he was basically like a doctor after all. You breathed quickly as you stood to remove it, your ankle sending a sharp pain as a warning. “Let me.” Kun reached over and pulled the robe over your head. He cleansed your body with the cloth and bowl of liquid that was a crystal blue colour.

When he was happy that you were clean, he put some kind of lotion onto your various cuts, and bandages on the few deeper ones. Next he wrapped your ankle securely, and finally gave you a new robe to wear. “You won’t be able to walk on that for at least 3 days.” He told you firmly, leaving no room for argument. “I will take you back to your dwelling, I made the three leave me to care for you so that we wouldn’t be interrupted. Before you go though, I’d like you to try the, solution we came up with.” You blushed as he called for Jungwoo who came in with a warm smile and a cup of the purple cum. He handed it to you, and then stood back with Kun. You took a deep breath and took a sip of it.

It was thick, and smooth. Not at all like human cum, not sweet either though, it was hard to describe, but it actually tasted… good? You finished the rest and tried not to think of it’s source, but curiosity got the better of you. “Uhm, whose, uh, whose is this?” You stuttered out,feeling your face heat up. “Taeyong.” Kun answered evenly, taking your cup and handing it back to Jungwoo before picking you up and heading to the door. He placed you on his hip, like a mother would carry her infant, supporting your back with one arm and golding the ladder with the other. You mused to yourself that he was much stronger than he looked, you felt secure in his hold.

You were nervous as he carried you to your ‘home’, afraid of what they would say to you. What if they were angry? Or if they hated you? Why do you care if they did or not? Your heart started to beat faster as Kun climbed up the ladder. Taking a deep breath before he entered the room, with you situated in his arms.