#ALSO LMAO I THOUGHT OF VAMPIRES JUST HAVING LACTOSE INTOLERANT REACTIONS TO FOOD TOO

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

wasnt even late and if it was thog dont caare o7

ok . this version of dracula has been asleep for several thousand years and just woke up. hes technically a landlord but he doesnt have any tenants anymore because he was asleep and the flat fell apart. (this is because i hats landlords . he will never succeed in this endeavor) he has a dog but because hypnosis doesnt work on it hes scared of it and was like. renfield please take care of this terrifying beast (it is a chihuahua) (renfield carries it in a purse) (renfield has been alive this whole time he has some weird immortal shit going on). dracula has a specialty fang toothbrush. he can eat human food but its like lactose intolerance. i go nuts

hes scared of a fucking chihuahua AKFJAKJAFSKG