#ALSO HES THICC AND THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
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Throws my stupid half-life doodles at you and runs
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THICC THIGH FOR LIFE (nsfw!!)
My horny ass wrote this xhsmsjsks 😔👊
Kuroo
Sir please choke me-
Agahhahah *inhale* *exhale*
Pls why must the Haikyuu captains be so fine 😔🖐️
Imagine being in a makeout session, just sucking daddy 😳 and he's squeezing your face with his thighs-
And here you are squirming under his touches, you find it so good getting squished
Pls send me some holy water later
Bokuto
SIR I-
Your sad? Don't worry your big cute bf is here to hold you and let you sleep on his thighs
IM TOO SOFT FOR HIM (*´ω`*)
He won't really choke you or squish your face while sucking him off because baby is too afraid he mights squeeze too hard 🥺
Would whisper how good you are sucking him off
Aftercare are great, will pepper your whole body and face with kisses, and cuddles (he's gonna be your heater for the night)
Daichi
God-
Pls he's thighs are fine for what? You may ask 😏
Will choke you with his hands instead of thighs idk don't ask me
He loves it when you just come and touch his thighs-
His thighs is probably your stress squish ball now
Please praise his thighs he's sometimes insecure about it
Actually I think of him as cake more than thighs 😔
Okay but fr he would squish your face with his thighs, while cum drooling from you mouth
Asahi (JESUS-)
Im so sorry sir-
Pls he's fine why are y'all sleeping on him
He won't choke you but if you did call him daddy he might as well just teach you to behave 😏😳
But seriously he would be panicking when he saw how red your face is getting squeezed and choked by his thighs
"y/n are you alright Im sorry for squeezing too hard-"
Pls tell him to calm down
He honestly gets really flustered so touching his thighs are extra points for you
Iwaizumi (HARD DOM ENERGY-🥵)
HE'S MY FAV PERSON TO GET SQUISHED BY-
I hate how Aoba Johsai sleeping on our fine boi like Oikawa is cool but how about a hot daddy-
He would be the one who squeezes your thighs instead of you
Wouldn't mind to squeeze your face with thighs if asked only (same like Bokuto and Asahi, he's worried he's too strong)
Please squeeze my face sir-
He also loves getting squished by your thighs too so pls do squish and choke him while he's eating you out
Kunimi
PLS STOP SLEEPING ON HIM-
Probaly the hottest man alive- lmao jk no
Have y'all seen him?? And his thighs?? With his height??
This man can call me a dumb bitch and I would say yes
Y'all even if he's a first year I gotta say he's got pretty good thighs
He will never hesitate to make you suck him,and choke you with his thighs
I hc him as someone sadistic so he really loves it seeing you crying while trying to suck him,being choked by thighs
HASJIJSJJASJ THIS WAS PURELY FOR FUN BECAUSE ITS 2:30 AM IN MY PLACE OKAY BAI- 🕳️🚶♀️
#haikyu x reader#haikyuu!!#iwaizumi headcanons#daichi headcanon#daddy daichi#asahi#kuroo testuro#bokuto#haikyuu kunimi#thick thighs#thighs supremacy#PLS THIS WAS MADE FOR FUN UHSJEJJSJSJSM
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