#ALSO HELLO AGAIN NEIGHBOURHOOD VISITOR ANON

[yinyuedijun]

Hiiii lads neighborhood visitor anon here again, with a brand new ultra cursed brainworm. I heard "bilingual Caleb" and "dirty talk" and ran with it so this is very very non canon compliant.

The half-and-half Caleb dirty talk problem(?) you described is making me FEEL things bc. Dirty talk in English is one thing but in one's mother tongue... like. It's so much more vulnerable and embarrassing to even be on the receiving end of it tbh. and especially with Caleb it carries an extra dose of embarrassment and flavor, along with a sense of trust and safety which SHOULD conflict with the former but it just doesn't,, because I feel like the actual nature and history of your relationship can be maybe with much effort sidelined/excused away when talking in English but. When switching to your mother tongue.. oh it's so joever. I kinda wish there was a bilingual voice and dialogue option now just for that extra juice. Sorry. I will touch grass soon I promise

I've been thinking about this nonstop since reading it because I totally agree and I actually think this is the roadblock that prevents me from writing caleb. I think with dirty talk in general, the language might not make a huge emotional difference (though I have heard that some languages are worse for dirty talk than others haha). but I think it's caleb's specific brand of dirty talk that would feel so revealing of the incestuous nature of your relationship with him. he talks to you with all these terms you heard as a child - 妹妹，宝宝，乖，听话 - and he's using the same tone he did back then, the voice that he used when he was worried about you, or spoiling you, or looking after you because he was the eldest. he has you laid out in bed underneath him, touching you in ways he never has before, but he's still using the language that he raised you in.

in english, he's caleb - not the boy you grew up with, but a man, a pilot, a person who can be accessed by friends and coworkers and even strangers. but in chinese, he's 哥哥 - your big brother, your family, and he belongs only to you.

[sniigura-archive]

Adam x Reader x Mammon AU where Reader's a stripper, Mammon's the boss of the club she works at, and Adam's the head of the church near the club that's trying to get it shut down. Reader being this nobody who's able to get these two (2) powerful men to do just about whatever she wants cuz her pussy's Just That Good.

She's Mammon's favorite so she's the only one of the club's performers that he listens to when it comes to getting raises/paid breaks, complaints about harassment from customers, etc., so Reader uses his interest in her to look out for her coworkers;

R: Oh, I'm not sure if I can have sex rn, i'm just too upset about how Bernadette won't be able to visit her family this weekend cuz she has to work overtime :(

M: Fine I'll give her the weekend off are you gonna suck my dick now or what

Adam and his church trying to boycott the club and causing problems for business so Reader goes to "talk to him" and now the club no longer has to worry about the church anymore. When members of the church ask Adam why they stopped boycotting he's bullshits something like "God told me we should show mercy to sex workers, just as Jesus showed mercy to Mary Magdalene (a former prostitute)". What really happened was that Reader gave Adam some A+ snu snu and threatened to never let him have sex with her again unless his church stopped boycotting the club.

Mammon goes to visit Adam shortly after cuz he can't believe that Reader managed to convince him to leave the club alone (cuz she's "just a girl" after all). Reader expects the worst, but then the two end up becoming instant besties and make a deal to have their services coexist in peace. Mammon def takes credit for "saving" the club and Reader's just looking at him like "sure jan B/".

HAUQJJAWH ANON!!!!!!!!! I THINK YOU SHOULD BE WRITING FANFIC INSTEAD OF ME!!!

god the way i was like trying to figure out how to do adam x reader x mammon and here you are. dropping this into my inbox. i’m in love with you

like!!! imagine the neighbourhood is going through some crazy gentrification. everything is changing, it gets more expensive and conservative?? hello?? what happened to the shit hole you grew up in?

you’re basically mammons cash cow. you’re the star of the club. he’s always torn between „get out there and bring some goddamn cash in“ and „nobody else should get to look at you besides me“ it’s very annoying with him. to cope he has to bend you over his desk to calm his raging possessiveness

at least you use your power over mammon for good. the girls love you and you’re all basically sisters. one girl comes to him crying because some guy groped her and he’s like „well did you at least charge him extra for that 🤨“ but when you come to him because someone called you a whore the guy can never show his face again in mammons block

ADAM!!!i just imagine him and the church protesting in front of the club and you’re just done with them already. they’re scaring off customers, especially since they live stream the whole thing!!!! most of your visitors are married men ofc they don’t show their face as long as they’re out there 😭 and man they are persistent

mammon is also losing his mind because he’s losing money. he’s also too cheap and stubborn to change club location

all these petitions and the pressure the church puts on the major is just stressful. so you decide to go over there, to talk. and oh boy did you both talk!! through gasps and moans

adam immediately develops a complex where he wants to „“safe““ reader. turn her into his perfect little housewife who stays home with their brats and goes to church every sunday. very confused when reader is actually okay with her life

reader in this i think would be rather smart with her money. like she’s into the stock market and buys property and invests in businesses. mammon and adam not realising that reader is better off than both of them 😭

LMAOO mammon taking all the credit 😭😭

i can’t even begin to imagine their reaction when they realise you’re doing both of them behind their backs. well it’s not like you’re in a committed relationship with either of them (they just thought it was implied smh 🙄)

need to be pressed inbetween both their huge bodies

[peter-parker-imagines]

Rescue Me, Kiss Me Again

Requested by: @lookclosernow and a couple anon’s, and a couple others too

Request: A part 2 for Rescue Me, Kiss Me. Read Part 1 [here]

Word count: 3k

Warnings: Some curse words but not many

A/N: I didn’t know if many people would have wanted a part 2 for my first reader insert on this account but here it is, very long, and not very good imo. Feel free to request anything you’d like via my asks ;D

Peter rushed home that night, faster than he had ever before. He had to tell Ned what happened, this could possibly be the best night of his life so far. He could not believe that he was able to get a kiss from the girl that had captured his heart. The emotions running through him couldn’t be pinned on one emotion. Happy, excited, motivated, ecstatic… But part of him held some worry. Worry that [Y/N] likes Spider-Man, not the guy under the mask. How would she react if she knew that this big hero was just plain, boring Peter Parker?

Swinging up onto a nearby rooftop, Peter removed his mask and sharpy inhaled the cold winters air. He removed his phone from a handy little pocket that Tony had installed in his suit. From time to time he will listen to some music to keep himself awake, but nothing too loud. After turning on the phone screen, he saw that he had a few text messages and a missed call from Ned. Why was Ned calling him, he hadn’t even heard the news yet! Unless there was a sudden psychic connect that began development… Deciding to quickly check his missed text messages, it had all suddenly become clear. The messages were sent to a group chat that had Peter, MJ, Ned, and [Y/N] in it. They mainly used it to pass on homework notes, planning meetups, and the sorts. The group hadn’t been used in a while, maybe a couple of weeks. To be honest, Peter had begun to miss the group talking together. He was interested to see who had started the group back up again. It seems like [Y/N] was the one to start the conversation tonight, which was not much of a shock to Peter. His eyes scanned over the slew of messages that had been left.

[Y/N]: My dudes, I have good news and bad news

MJ: What’s the bad news?

Ned: Was about to ask that

[Y/N]: Almost got stabbed and mugged in an alleyway lmao

MJ: Wtf why were you out so late??

[Y/N]: Mac and Cheese needed some milk, why else?

Ned: [Y/N], you’re a different kind of special…

MJ: What’s the good news?

[Y/N]: My life got saved AND I got my first kiss!

Ned: Who did you kiss??

MJ: Gossip time w/the idiot crew

Ned: Don’t be so mean, MJ

[Y/N]: It was Spider-Man! THE SPIDER-MAN!!

Ned: No. Way.

MJ: I don’t know if I can believe you or not

[Y/N]: It’s true! He saved me from being stabbed and robbed, then I just kinda kissed him!

MJ: Mask on or off? [Y/N]: Off

MJ: Tongue?

[Y/N]: MJ fck off

Ned: Well, was there??

[Y/N]: You guys, I swear. Of course there wasn’t any tongue. Also, any of you mention this to anyone, I’ll murder you ALL!

Ned: Okay but real question, how the fuck do you kinda kiss him without a mask?

That was the last message that had been sent to the chat. It had now made sense why he had one missed call, and it would probably be the smartest idea to give his good buddy Ned a call. Just as he was searching for him in his contacts, his guy in the chair decides to call him again. Instantly, Peter answers the call without hesitation.

“Hello this is your friendly neighbourhood Peter Parker, what’s up Ned?” Peter said using a calm tone, he really was trying his hardest not to smile too wide.

“You saved [Y/N]’s life AND she kisses you!? Dude, how are you winning with life right now?” Ned sounds slightly panicked, but also sounds very happy for his best friend.

“I know! I-I honestly can’t believe it! I’m glad I was able to save her… god, I don’t know what I would have done if I was too late… And I wasn’t even the one to ask for the kiss! She just offered it, and I was very nervous that she was going to take my whole mask off but she just took part of it off, and I just don’t know what to do, Ned. I want to go to her apartment and tell her that it’s me, but I also want to wait. I really care about her, and I like her so much. What if she gets really disappointed that it’s me under the mask? What if she’s expecting this amazing, handsome, and strong guy who has millions of dollars in his bank account!? I only have $1.30 left in my account…” It was at this point that Peter began to think of all the things that could happen, and none of them included anything good that could come from it. No one knows what would happen if he revealed himself to [Y/N], but the only things that can be thought about are bad in his mind.

“Peter, your starting to babble. It’s getting late and you should really sleep. Never do something without thinking.. I know you. And you will act without thinking and something will go wrong. Listen to the guy in the chair, that’s what they always do in movies.” Ned knew that he was right, and so did Peter. A loud sigh came from Peter’s side of the phone.

“You’re right, I’ll probably sleep on it and think of what I should do. Thanks, Ned. I’ll see you at school tomorrow.” A small smile graces Peter’s face as he hears his dear friend hang up the phone. Wiping the sleep away from his eyes, he places his mask back on his face and decides to head home.

Just as the night had been cold, the morning was just as bitter. [Y/N] was making breakfast quickly before she had to rush off to school, telling herself that she would get the hardened mac and cheese from out of the pot. After she had returned home last night, she couldn’t help but keep a smile on for hours. She had worked up the courage to have her first kiss, and it was with the hero that saves so many people. A hero was her first kiss. After making (and burning some of) her mac and cheese, [Y/N] went to bed. She had a dream that night, it was a dream that was a little fuzzy the next morning when she woke up. One thing that she remembered from it was… Spider-Man was about to take off his mask. The [E/C] eyed girl desperately wanted to know who was under that mask, and she made it her goal to try and figure out who it was. Grabbing her book bag, her travel mug, and her keys, [Y/N] walked out of the door of her apartment and started heading towards her school. Luckily the school was only around a ten minute walk from where she lived, so she would either bike or walk there. Today was one of the days that she wanted to listen to her music, so she chose to walk. Putting her earphones in her ears and turning up one of her favourite songs, she took a sip of her hot drink as she walked to school.

Arriving at school exactly 11 minutes after leaving, [Y/N] made her way quickly towards her locker. She wanted to put her stuff away and find her friends as soon as possible. She had some theories on who was behind the mask, and she was eager to hear everyone’s opinions.

Peter was incredibly nervous while he was standing by his locker, just thinking of what he was going to end up saying to [Y/N]. The girl that had kissed him after he saved her life. The girl that he had fallen in love with, and couldn’t seem to ever stop thinking about. What could he possibly say? He couldn’t just tell her that it was him she kissed, she would probably run away and never come back. As Peter slips into a daydream like state, [Y/N] walks up to him and gently taps his shoulder.

“Peter Parker, just the guy I wanted to see. You didn’t say anything in the chat last night, did you die or something?” [Y/N] spoke with a slight softness in a voice, as to not speak too loudly in the crowded halls.

“I didn’t say anything because I was… uh… sleeping. Yeah, I was sleeping because that is a very important thing to do!” Nervous laughter slipped from Peter’s lips, biting down gently to try to keep it at bay. There was only one real question on Peter’s mind, but he just wasn’t sure of how to bring it up. How could he ask [Y/N] how she imagines the guy under the mask? Or ask her how she would feel about it being a nerdy teenager who just has a gigantic crush on her? There was no easy way to ask anything to do with the kiss, honestly.

“Well as much as sleep is good, you missed out on my whole ‘I kissed a masked hero who saved my life’ spill last night! I honestly never believed I could do such a thi-” Before [Y/N] was able to finish her sentence, the schools bell cut her off. A smile graced her face before she waved to Peter before running off to her class.

“I really need to have a talk to her…” Peter sighed before shutting his locker, quickly making his way to his chemistry class.

It was now late in the afternoon, Peter was sitting at his desk working on his chemistry work assigned that day. [Y/N] would just not leave his head, she was the only thought on his mind. He was feeling disappointed in himself all day long. He could barely bring himself to look at her in the eyes today, it felt as if he was hiding a deep, dark secret. If only it was easy to just tell her that he was Spider-Man, it just didn’t seem like those words would escape those lips of his. Lost in his train of thought once again, which wasn’t surprising to say the least, Aunt May came into his room.

“You have a visitor, something about needing to talk to you about algebra help? I’ll just send her in, and I’ll go make your two something to eat!” Peter’s head quickly shot up at his aunt’s words, quickly trying to remember if he had invited anyone over tonight. But then it clicked. [Y/N] had approached him earlier that day asking him if he could help her with some homework she had, and he quickly said yes and to come to his place when she was ready.

“Hope you didn’t forget about me coming over, I was going to text you but we live only a few streets away from each other… so I thought I could just hurry over after I made my dinner.” [Y/N] stepped into Peter’s room, putting her satchel on the floor next to his desk. Grabbing out her folder filled with worksheets and miscellaneous notes, she placed it on Peter’s desk.

“Now, let’s get down to business so I can actually pass this class.” [Y/N] said with a large smile on her face, hope filled in her eyes and voice. Peter stood up from his desk, offering his seat to her.

“I’m just going to go check on Aunt May, why don’t you get the stuff out that you want some help with? And please don’t say all of it, because I know that you can handle a lot of this by yourself.” With that, Peter quickly left the room, most likely going to explain to his aunt as to why there was a girl in his room.

[Y/N] felt strange being in Peter’s room. She had been feeling strange all day long, like she had betrayed her own feelings. She had a crush on Peter ever since he began helping her when she first came to Midtown High School. He was always so sweet to her, making sure that she was all caught up on work and wasn’t falling behind in anything. So why did she feel the need to kiss the man that had saved her? She didn’t really think she could have something for heros, but something inside her just said to kiss him. After she got home that night and calmed herself down, she realised that she betrayed her feelings for Peter through that kiss. It was her dream to give her first kiss to Peter, and now that had gone down the drain.

Taking out the sheets she needed to work on, she began to write down examples of what she needed to work on more. Frustratingly enough, the black pen that she had been using had stopped working half way through writing a word. This was one of the things she hadn’t prepared for, as she had only thought to take the one pen with her. Knowing that Peter was bound to have a pen somewhere in his desk, she began to search through his drawers. Nothing in the first drawer but letters and extra paper, so she tried the second. Nothing in there but a mask and suit. Specifically a Spider-Man mask and suit.

“So Peter is a Spider-Man fan then…” A small giggle was had at the suit, taking the mask out of the drawer. She made sure to examine it, not being able to believe how accurate the designer had been to include so many of the details. Everything was spot on, not a single thing was missed from what she could tell. It was almost a little bit too accurate. There wasn’t a single chance that Peter could be Spider-Man, could there? There was only one way to find out, and [Y/N] wasn’t too sure if she wanted to take that leap. The curiosity got the best of her, however, needing to know if her suspicions were correct. Turning the mask inside out exposed different little wires and transmitters. This was not what she was expecting to find, her [E/C] eyes scanning over every little thing.

“Oh my god, Peter is Spider-Man…” She said ever so quietly, not wanting to yell it out. Quickly turning it in the right way, the mask was quickly flung into the drawer and shut. And all she wanted to look for was a pen.

It had been about an hour since [Y/N] and Peter sat down to study. Aunt May had brought both of them cups of hot chocolate to help them stay warm, making sure to check up on them from time to time so that they weren’t doing anything funny. A few off topic questions came up here and there, however there was one question that was still bouncing around Peter’s mind.

“So… you know how you kissed Spider-Man and everything? How do you imagine the guy under the mask to be like?” There, he had finally said it. He finally said it out loud for her to hear, and now he is just hoping for the answer to be something that he desired to hear. The [H/C] girl paused for a moment, trying to think how she would go about explaining, then began to spoke.

“I imagine him as a brave man. I see him as a smart guy too, one that certainly had his head on his shoulders. I think that he would also be incredibly handsome, amazingly sweet, very gifted and talented. You know what? I also bet he is a huge Star Wars nerd too.” Peter was honestly shocked by her words, not knowing what to say or how to react.

“Wouldn’t you expect someone rich and manly to be under that mask? I mean he is a superhero after all.”

“Not everyone has to be rich to be a hero. Also I bet Spider-Man’s real name is Peter Parker, and I know for a fact he isn’t rich.” That sentence had caused all of the colour to completely drain from Peter’s face. This was it, the untying of his identity. How on earth did she even find out? How was he going to confront her about it? What was he going to say?

“By the way, don’t hide your suit in a drawer, it’s too easy to find when all I was looking for was a pen to write with.” [Y/N] hadn’t even looked up from her page, not really wanting to look at the mortified look on the boys face. Peter was indeed mortified at what he had just found out, how was he meant to react to it all?

“I-I don’t know what to say… I guess I’m sorry I wasn’t exactly what you were expecting… I mean, when we kissed I was so happy but so worried you were hoping it was a different guy… Jeez, I don’t know how to even react. Just know you were a really good kisser upside-down.” Peter let out a light chuckle to lighten the mood, as the air had seemed to become very heavy, maybe even filled with worry for both parties. [Y/N] inhaled sharply and put her book down, moving closer towards Peter.

“I wonder if I’m a better kisser the right way around..” Before Peter could say anything, the two shared a light kiss. Just light enough for it to be felt, and lasted just long enough to be sweet. Peter smiled before kissing the girl in front of him, this time a little bit heavier on the lips. They both knew that this was the true start to something special.

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