#ALSO GETTING PERVY WITH EREN IN PUBLIC YES PLEASE SLDJDKLS

[certifiedjaeger]

single dad Eren slut all the way because

gaining the trust of his child first and he sees that so it makes him more open to confessing to you

Eren wanting to expand y'alls lil family

DILF EREN who had given up on romantic love because all the people his age made him feel disillusion but your younger self comes along and he goes oh...

dilf! Eren x nanny reader where they get close just for the sake of his son so y'all start hanging out outside of your normal nanny hours "for the sake of his son" but it turns more into y'all looking like a real family

his child calling you mama out of nowhere and you and he brushing it off but he secretly wishes it were true

people giving y'all weird or nasty looks because he does look older than you even if he isn't by much so y'all egg on their strange faces by getting a little pervy in public

ooof I could go on

single! dad! eren! slut! ugh he’s so 🥵🤤

I can imagine him being bitter about love and giving up on finding it entirely since he’s been burned so many times in the past… and well, then you come along and literally change everything, like you literally turn his world upside down

Like imagine you come into his life and he starts to feel this warm feeling in his chest whenever you’re around and he keeps thinking about you late at night when he’s in bed trying to sleep (and even during the day, although he won’t admit it), and he’ll start to see things and instantly think of you (like, “I have to tell her about this” or “she’ll think this is so funny”). And he ends up getting frustrated by the fact that he’s in his late 30s and has somehow developed a crush on you like a pathetic little lovesick teenager. Ugh he’s so cute I hate him

Okay but wait, imagine how much his heart would swell when he sees you with his little one oh my god he would die inside, like literally nothing has ever felt so sweet to him than seeing you interact so tenderly and naturally with his little toddler. And like you said, imagine the first time his lil bub calls you mama… and you and Eren both just kind of stop what you’re doing and look at each other. You think to yourself, ‘I hope Eren isn’t uncomfortable with that’ and Eren thinks ‘God, I hope she’s okay with him calling her that’— the both of you secretly wishing that it were true, but neither of you feeling confident enough to say it out loud. Neither of you would correct lil bub though and as time goes on he just sort of knows you as mama and every time Eren hears his son call you that, he wants to bend down on one knee, ring in hand, and immediately ask you to be in his and his son’s life forever (AHHHH so cute 😭)

And imagine that after you two eventually do get married, Eren becomes feral about needing wanting to put a baby in you

Like, he would be so eager to get you pregnant and make your little family bigger. He’ll be on you like all the time, pinning you to the mattress and muttering whatever nonsense like “c’mon baby, lil bub needs a little sister” or “you know I can get the job done… don’t you wanna know what it feels like to carry my child” WHEW— 🥵🥵🥵

(Also the nanny headcanon 🤤 like please— let me be your nanny, eren)