#ALSO EUGENE IS TALL OMG MY BABY

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ACTUALLY STOP IT RN IM SO EXCITED!!!!

And you do notice something here? I don't see a racist pervert groomer here *cough* *cough* 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖞

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COONIE! How about FFXV × Tangled crossover? Prompto as Rapunzel, Noctis as Flynn/Eugene, Ignis as Pascal the chameleon, Gladio as Maximus the horse, Ardyn as the witch mama. The Kingsglaives and Accordo group as the good thugs in the bar. Nyx plays the piano, Pelna wants to make a love connection, Regis does puppet shows, Clarus is a florist, Weskham bakes, Drautos is the mime, CID IS THE CUPID AND COR COLLECTS CERAMIC UNICORNS *clink!*. I've got a dream..(He's got a dream!) Hahahahaha

“And Cor collects ceramic unicorns” AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know we already talked about this one AU but honestly this one part is still making me laugh and I’d make an entire Tangled AU just for the sake of that one part and Cor bringing two tiny unicorns together for a *clink!*  ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

I LIKE- NO I LOVE BOTH IDEAS FOR THIS, WHETHER A PROMPTIS OR A GLADNIS.

Prompto, sunshine boy, has the golden hair! He would look very cute with the hair super long, and Rapunzel’s character and attitude fits him so well; the slightly hyperactive, bouncy, happy-go-lucky guy that adores laughing, jumping from place to place, and is pretty paranoic XD

Prompto in a suit Rapunzel themed would be so cute, too! Aaaaaah, ohgODS, it would be absolutely adorable!!! And Noct as Flynn, I mean, his trademark color is blue so why not! Imagine Noct trying to use the “smolder”, but honestly we know out Noct and he looks just awkward (but he doesn’t know that ahahahaha!)

GLADIO AS MAXIMUS WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS XD

The guy…horse…the creature that was raised a soldier, tries to be super harsh and strict, and ends up switching to “Eh, whatever” while still being useful, hahaha. AND WHY DOES PASCAL!IGNIS SOUND SO ACCURATE WTF ahahhahaha! Pascal has not a single line, doesn’t do big things, but he’s just this sassy little thing, hngfdndf. Serious and sticking loyally to Prom, and ohgods y e s please

ARDYN STOLE PROMMY BABY  ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

….now, if we talk about GLADNIS though… ewe

*tries to not freak out beCAUSE THIS IS TOO ADORABLE*

FRYPAN ARMED IGGY. FRYPAN NINJA IGGY.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

Imagine that!

Baby Iggy, born to be the prince’s adviser (or maybe prince himself!), stolen by Ardyn. *GASSSSSSSSSPS* BABY IGGY WAS STOLEN BY ARDYN! D:

And he grows up in the tower, never going out, and Ardyn always tricks him and lies to him about what’s outside that Ignis grows quite paranoid (ahahahaha), so he’s constantly looking around and hearing noises and etc.

He grows rather serious from his lack of interaction with others, and as he spends all his time indoors and reading can get tiring after a while, Ardyn got him something else to entertain himself with, and that’s how kid Iggy got a set of child-sized kitchen utensils. And he grows up so into it, he starts cooking for real and grows up with that as his hobby.

The floating lights would be particularly beautiful in this AU, in my opinion, because they would be during winter, so maybe there’s still snow. Imagine the white landscape, the black sky, and the flying dots there. *sigh* what a sight.

I AM ABSOLUTELY, ENTIRELY, COMPLETELY ON FAVOR AND AGREEING WITH FLYNN!GLADIO. IT JUST. IT SUITS HIM SO WELL. IT’S PERFECT. I WANT THAT.

Cocky, charming and super skilled guy with a nice beard and the brown hair YEH.

And his secret weapon…the smolder.

I mean, Gladio canon-wise DOES have some kind of “the smolder”! It’s in photos and everything! x)

It makes SO MUCH SENSE that we shove Ignis in this role if we consider why his weapon of choice is a fry pan! With all his liking for cooking it just makes sense it was the nearest thing he found ahahahahah

Iggy SMACKING GLADIO ON THE HEAD WITH A FRY PAN, that’s canon I know it nobody can tell me otherwise and hence why Gladnis can fit the Tangled AU just fine, nobody can tell me no.

Imagine Iggy and Gladio going out on adventure to see the lights! Aaah, all the pretty things that would happen and how prety of a story that would make!

AND THEN THE “I’VE GOT A DREAM” INTERLUDE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Iggy and Gladio surrounded by scary looking people, warriors, veterans, this guy with a grumpy look and fierce eyes, this tall man with a buzzcut and who looks like could murder you with one finger, people with little tattoos on the faces, all fierce and scary looking, and when they accidentally start getting on their nerves, Ignis asks them if they don’t have a dream and

Ahahahaha

This guy with a mohican haircut and some plaits and the face tattoos and with daggers and super strong looking is like

“A dream?”

And he throws one of the daggers that almost hits a guy that for SOME REASON is tied to a chain and wakes him up so he starts playing music XD

And this guy from before looks at Ignis like he just said the most stupid thing ever, all frowns and scary looks, and Gladio, who’s tied somewhere back, is just rolling the eyes because this guy he’s been escorting just majorly fucked up.

“I’m malicious, mean and scary. My sneer could curdle dairy. And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest…” and Ignis just stays there like ;n; because he thinks he just fucked up too but “…but despite my evil looks, and my temper and my hook (omg no pls let Nyx keep both hands)….”

And he sits at the piano.

“I’ve always yearned to be a concert pianist!”

And when he starts playing the piano Gladio’s just ???? because wtf what did he just say wat

And Gladio stands there all puzzled while Nyx talks with Iggy about playing Mozart and fame being a musician and wtf is going on, and Iggy just stand there all smiles and nods because he understands.

Omg the gang dancing by moving up and down “He’s got a dreeeam! He’s got a dreeeaaam!” XD

Ohmygod poor Pelna, but I like him!!! ahahahahahhaha!!

Still, he too starts talking with Iggy about his looks and flaws, yet how he wishes to find true love someday.

“I’m a lover, not a fighter! :)”  Aaw Pelna you adorable thing come here I’ll hug you

Now that you people know that Pika-friend and I want Cid to be the Cupid gentleman from the movie, I want to link you to the music video so you can watch it with the FFXV gang and please remember to see Cid as that Cupid man because I think it’s absolutely hilarious, please, thank you.

There goes Cid, in nothing but a diaper and a pair of wings, hanging from a rope and flyiing around, winking and sending kisses to everyone. Nnngnfhfgbf

I’m going to assume that this may be better for a Promptis, OR that maybe Gladio was stolen from his parents when he was tiny too, and that’s why Clarus is here with the gang but says nothing about Gladdy dear. Maybe he has a feeling but has yet not recognized him (and will at the end of the movie :D)

Clarus’d like to quit and be a florist.

Luche does interior design.

Drautos’ into mime.

Weskham’s cupcakes are sublime.

Axis knitskiller sewsRegis does lil puppet shows

And Marshal Cor collects     c e r a mi c       u   n   i     c   o    r   n   s     …..

*Cor, for the first time smiling, making two tiny ceramic unicorn figures kiss*

*clink!*

“What about you? >:(” Nyx, asking Gladio

“What’s your dream?”

“Me? Oh nono, sorry guys. I’ve got none.”

But they make him talk. Gladdy wants a warm and sunny island, tanned, rested and alone-

-surrounded by enormous piles of moneeeey!!!

But later on, Gladio’s dream changes… *soft sigh*  ♡ ～(‘▽^人)

Iggy and Gladio opening their path with a FRY PAN yeeeh!!

Also, it’d be cute, that campire scene where Rapunzel heals his hand. It’d make sense for Iggy, what with the healing magic and everything :3 

Somebody please please please for the love of the GODS, draw that scene on the boat and the lanterns and hnnnNGFDNDFNDGFD

*SHORT CIRCUITS*

THAT WOULD BE

SO

ROMANTIC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

“I see the light”, except it’s Ignis & Gladio version. 

Iggy, usually quiet and reserved and a bit shy out of not knowing how to interact with others and having stayed mostly quiet through the journey, suddenly getting up on the boat as soon as he sees the first glimpse of light, hurryingt o a side, stumbling, almost falling off the boat, so he can go to grab an edge to get a closer look, see if he’s not dreaming, not wanting to miss a single microscopic moment of this.

And he’s so into it, watching the lanterns start to go up and float, admiring how it looks, the bright and warm colors, contrasting against the dark of the night, and sighing softly, unable to look away. 

Until he remembers, and turns around and

there’s gladio…holding two lanterns. Such a “little detail”, that yet speaks so much and makes Ignis feel so many things. And he gets close, and both share some conversation, before releasing their lanterns at the same time.

And Gladio notices, inside, that his dream has changed. And it’s sat in front of him, staring at him with huge green eyes, and smiling, fulfiling his own dream, and saying ‘Thank you’. 

And Gladio watches him as Ignis looks at the lanterns, smiles the entire time, and he’s sure he’s never seen him this happy, this…this…purely content, and looking so young (just his age, when he uses to look older all the time from all those frowns and serious looks), and Ignis is just so purely content and happy and points places and pushes a lantern back up, that Gladio can’t help it, and reaches to grab his hand. And he’s nervous, a bit scared of being rejected, and scared of offending Iggy-

but instead of getting angry or moving away, Ignis smiles at him, so happily if a bit shyly, but so sincerely, like he had been dying to do this but feared to take the first step.

And they sit there, on the little boat, surrounded of lanterns, holding hands and looking at each other.

And at last they see the light, and it’s like the fog has lifted, and at last they see the light, and it’s like the sky is new~

All at once everything looks different, now that they see each other.

I really love the latin spanish ver. of the title, because it finishes so romantically.

“I see the light in you”.

*starts crying*

*uncontrollably sobbing*

FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS I LOVE THIS AU AND THE BEAUTIFUL MENTAL IMAGES I’M HAVING AND HNGNFDGNGH ;A;

Whether a Promptis or Gladnis (I wrote more of Gladnis here cause I know that’s what most of my followers followed me for c:), IT’S ABSOLUTELY LOVELY AND I WANT IT AND IT MAKES ME CRY BECAUSE THAT DAMN SCENE GETS TO ME EVERY DAMN TIME AND-

*SHARP INHALE*

GLADNIS ON THE BOAT SCENE SLAYS ME. KILLS ME. IT CONSUMES MY SOUL AND DESTROYS IT AND I AM DEAD.

Thank you, Pika friend…. ;A;

I had once thought about a Tangled AU, but it was a Gladnoct hnfgnnfdghfn

BUT A PROMPTIS OR GLADNIS. THEY’D BE SO NICE. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS AU OKAY.

Somebody on the boat with Pika-friend and I?

omg on the boat. like. like Rapunzel and Flynn.

can i be flynn

OHGODS GET IT IT’S A BOAT FOR A SHIP 

I am digressing. But YES, Tangled AU! The mental image of Cid as the Cupid Guy will haunt me forever, though, and I can’t take it off now. And I love the mental image of Accordo squad + Glaives as the thugs that like interior design and knit XD

100 POINTS TO PIKA-FRIEND!