#ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKS | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bibleofficial · 2 months ago

Text

i’m so tired i’m considering sleeping ???

#stream #like literally … going to sleep ????#to bed ??#not in bed i haven’t slept in that in #i’ll be real it’s been a long time #ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKS #BIG FAN OF THE COUCH #WHY ? BC I CAN SEE THE FUCKING DOOR #but if i move the bed it ruins the feng shui #is the couch comfortable no is the bed comfortable also no so it truthfully doesn’t matter i might try that divorce guy thing & use the #yoga mat next bc i bet that would be soooooooo good for my back honestly like wow

1 note · View note

bibleofficial · 1 year ago

Text

this is so fucking funny to me

determined to go to the prison museum to get an ol sparky t-shirt today

#stream #‘good for kids’ 😭😭😭😭#ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKS #WHENEVER I WOULD TELL NONAMERICANS ABT THIS THEY ALWAYS LOOK AT ME LIKE 😨#like the ‘i saw old sparky!’ the literal ELECTRIC CHAIR ALSKAKSAKSLAKSLAKSLA #LIKE MOST NORMAL COUNTRIES DONT HAVE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT ANYMORE BUT HERE WE ARE W THE T-SHIRTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭#it’s just #soooooo AMERICA #it’s doubly funny that i’m fully at the prison museum baked ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAK #AND a FAGGOT #like 😭😭😭😭

22 notes · View notes

bibleofficial · 5 days ago

Note

how many animals do you have?

like a lot ? 😭😭

- gloria, russian dwarf hanster

- the fish tank (5 gallon) 4 male guppies 6 pygmy corys

- jumping spider, cletus

- isopods, garden ants, 3 springtail cultures, & tigerworms

en route: american green tree frog, dwarf tarantula, dives, & rili shrimp (for 1.5gallon); live food: mealworms & fruit flies; considering doing again: sea monkeys

#asked #anonymous #like it sounds like ‘ooohhh so crazy’ but everything is so tiny it’s like there’s not much here #liek everything is all very low maintenance #other than the fish tank which is being a BITCH #ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKAL #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG NOW WJY IS IT OPAQUE WHITE #THE HARD WATERRRRRRRR #like the isopods & cletus r currently in the same cage bc they’re too big for him but cletus is being moved anyway so then it’ll be cletus w #springtails & worms #then the shrimp are going to be in a shrimp tank black water which is sick #the ants are in their own ant farms #tarantula in their own box #also w worms #tree frog going in the paludarium #this is 1 long manic episode i’ve just leaned into #BUT THEYRE ALL SMALL BC I LIVE IN A SMALL HOUSE #ITS 270SQ FT SMH #i also have a carnivorous plant #a nepenthes

9 notes · View notes

bibleofficial · 1 month ago

Text

i’ve had lemonade on repeat for days at this point like it’s not even funny

#stream #i’m not even a stan i think it’s just nostalgia like i remember 2016 when it dropped so vividly #ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAK #released near my birthday probably why #w that illuminati mess #the way she predicted the downfall of iluminateigh or whatever the hell way she spelled that shit

3 notes · View notes