#ALL YOU WANTED WAS 26 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME BB

[yikesforever]

You know I spent years thinking about marrying / fucking Chris Evans. And now the man gets married to someone my age. SIR you did this in ON PURPOSE

[neon-pumpkin]

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WOW LETS FUCKING DO THIS AND HOPE NO ONE SEES IT EVER BECAUSE FUCK

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. im going to kill myself.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? as long as it wasnt anything more than weed we’re fine.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yes! S-w-e-e-t-a-p-p-l-e

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? We were both semi-drunk. More so sober tho.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?kind of? did i mess it up tho? i dont really know. i just didnt say anything. now i hurt.

7. What does your last received text say?We’re bringing home ice cream sandwiches

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?...fuckin.... like 10 times? 

9. Where was your last kiss at? my bedroom waddup

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? like 2 days ago

11. What do you drink in the morning? straight whiskey... or OJ

12. Where did you sleep last night? in my own, wonderful bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? getting in a relationship is hard honey

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yes!!!! a lot!!!!

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? no except i cant kiss them anymore ((((((((((:

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? rainy 100%

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? fucking loads? james is a common middle name.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? jeans bb

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? i fucking hope so jesus christ

20. Does anyone like you? ppl friendzone me, which is good! give me friends! i like friends!!!!!!!

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? yerp, back in middle school

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? HA. YES. KIND OF. HALF N HALF.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? lmao yes always

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? i have 4 sweaty :)))))

25. In the past week have you cried? yes a lot more than usual!!!!

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? husky @ work!!!!

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? in the shower is that weird?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? negatory!

30. Do you like text messaging? yes more than using the phone!

31. What type of day are you having? shit! complete shit! utter shit!

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? cold!!!! cold cold cold!

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? yes!!! too much!!! it hurts. but besides her i rly like halee shout out 2 u girl if youre reading this.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? relationship. the last fling i had ended with me wanting 2 die.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? complicated!! like a puzzle!

37. What song are you listening to? Seafret - Oceans

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? most of the time. i say sorry too much.39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? yes! hi halee! hi jen!40. What made you start liking the person you like now? WE MADE OUT BC ALCOHOL. NOW I WANNA DIE.41. When did you last receive a text message? 3 minutes ago!42. What is wrong with you right now? the person i like just went into a relationship and it hurts me bc things r complicated!!!!43. How well do you know the last female you texted? v decently well!44. Does anyone disgust you? myself?!?!???!!!45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? it depends on the person!46. Are you in a good mood right now? no! never! negatory!49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? YES!! IT HAPPENED 2 DAYS AGO!!!!50. Anyone you’re giving up on? MYSEEEEEEEEEELF!51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? WOW LIKE RIGHT NOW 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope! drinking is good for your mental health. at least thats what i tell myself.55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? kind of???? i think they know. but that didnt fuckin stop em. 56. Do you like to cuddle? yes!!! apparently so!!!!57. Are you shy? too much!!! 58. Do you get along with girls? more so than guys!59. Have you dated the person you texted last? nope! almost but nope! 60. What do you carry with you at all times? my demons. loljk my phone! 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? yes?? 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? nope! 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? I CRY BECAUSE I HAVE EMOTIONS THAT ARE NOT OK.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 22, 20, AND 21.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?   i can do them myself :)))) 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    LEOPARD HONEY69. Do you have any stickers on your car? yes it says “life is better with a boxer” and its true bc my boxer died and life went to SHIT.   70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? NEITHERRRR   71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?  iPhone cause im used to it.  72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? a year or so ago.   73. Do you like diet soda?   i like... flat soda. 74. What color are the walls in your room? GREY   75. Are you 16 or older? 20!!!!   76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? no!!   77. Do you have a job?  at PetSmart!!!!    78. What are your initials?  MJS  79. Did you ever have braces? no my teeth r rly good   80. Are you from the south? gr8 white north!   

81. What does your last status on facebook say?  it was about puppies we had up for adoption @ work  82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? nope! she disappeared!   83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?  momma!!!  84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   lmfao no.   86. Do you smoke?  smoke what? kidding i only smoke lucifers lettuce and even then thats rare 4 me.  87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? heels!!!   88. Is your phone touch screen?   yes!!! 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?  straight!  90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?   never! oops. 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?   drown!! 92. Have you ever made out in a car?  no but yes pls.  93. …Had sex in a car?  no too small  94. Are you single or in a relationship?  single and rdy 2 mangle!  95. What were you doing last night at midnight? playing video games when i should have been sleeping!   96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?   new years eve!!! 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?   yes it v nice! 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?   YES ACTUALLY. THEN I GOT ATTACHED. 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?   lmao @ montana’s once 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?  of course!  101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    wow like every day 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?   the only light i get is from my computer screen 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? my fave thing 2 wear!!!