#ALL MY HOMIES HATE POE DAMERON

[hackedbyawriter]

Chapters: 1/7

Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Poe Dameron/Finn, Jessika Pava/Rey, Kaydel Ko Connix/Rose Tico, qpr finnrey, Finn & Rey (Star Wars), Poe Dameron & Rey, Karé Kun/Temmin "Snap" Wexley, Past Poe Dameron/Zorii Bliss - Relationship

Characters: Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Rey (Star Wars), Rose Tico, Jessika Pava, Temmin "Snap" Wexley, Luke Skywalker

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Buzzfeed Unsolved Fusion, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff, Scared Poe Dameron, Believer Poe Dameron, Non-Believer Finn (Star Wars), Rey Skywalker is Neutral, Priest Luke Skywalker, Sequel Trio Needs a Hug, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied Sexual Content, however this will come much later in the fic and it will definitely be glossed over and skippable, fuck zorii bliss all my homies hate zorii bliss, if you dont know why read free fall, the writing is very silly please dont expect my usual poetic style, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Gay Poe Dameron, Bisexual Finn (Star Wars), Asexual Rey (Star Wars), Religious Imagery & Symbolism

Summary:

"Kill off all my demons and my angels might die too."

Poe Dameron, a Resistance employee, has always been fascinated by the supernatural, so under the company, he starts a show, called Unsolved, retelling supernatural events from history and visiting haunted locations with his long-time friends and co-workers Jessika Pava and Snap Wexley.

Near the end of the first season however Jess has to leave due to scheduling issues and Snap, newly married to Kare, is expecting a baby, leaving Poe with the rest of the season to film and no one to help him.

On a whim, Poe decides to ask fellow employee and family friend Rey Skywalker and her best friend Finn Storm to accompany him.

Whether it’s the best or worst decision Poe has ever made, he’s not quite sure, but it was bound to change his life forever.

Tags: @enviedear @british-strong-style @dhyanshiva @no-url-is-good-enough @foxglass0822 @the-bread-is-dead @finnpoeweek2023 @yourejealousofthisname

[ao3feed--kylux]

Gemini Rising

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/KyXnxQR

by Mr_Roboto

An unlikely bond and a desire to flee the only life they know. What could go wrong?

Or: after the events of TFA, Kylo Ren and General Armitage Hux formulate a plan to leave, together. The First Order will be sure to hunt them down, the Resistance will not take them as anything but prisoners. Who knows what will happen to them?...

Words: 4991, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux, Rey (Star Wars), Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Leia Organa, Chewbacca (Star Wars), C-3PO (Star Wars), R2-D2 (Star Wars), Original Characters

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Redeemed Ben Solo, Redeemed Armitage Hux, they both need hugs really bad, space adventures, Found Family, post-Episode 7, fuck episode 8 and 9, all my homies hate episode 8 and 9, Gay Kylo Ren, Gay Armitage Hux, Anal Sex, Blowjobs, Bottom Armitage Hux, Top Kylo Ren, Inappropriate Use of the Force

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/KyXnxQR

[phantommenacing]

i'm so in love with poe dameron it makes me SICK. men are DISGUSTING and all of them beneath me i am a GOD and the sheer amount that i want to KISS this man's fucking FOREHEAD is sending me into a tailspin DIRECTLY into madness.

[catholicdaredevil]

i want 2 see ur…. star wars…. hunger games…. and…. hmm the captain america line but specifically tfaws

omg the way these are such good ideas i'm gonna put hunger games and star wars here then to tfatws in the other one

this is in reference to this

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okay so star wars let's go

my blorbo is poe dameron my fucking beloved

my scrunkly is din djarin i simply want to wrap him in a blanket and love him to death his or mine i'm not picky

my scrimblo bimblo is finn he deserved so much better he should have been the main character or padme because obviously yes i love her so much my wife and queen

my glup shitto is probably captain phasma i just love the actress so big stronk lady is cool OR TRILLA FROM FUCKING FINAL ORDER AAAAA

my poor little meow meow is hard cause a part of me wants to say anakin because i think he deserved better and they put too much pressure on him but also like king i can't defend you for a lot of this dsf

my horse plinko is fucking palpetine let's fucking go ballsack motherfucker let's do it bitch i'm ready

and my eeby deeby is gonna be snoke straight to superhell do not pass go

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now hunger games

my blorbo is probably either finnick or johanna mason i adore them so much

my scrunkly is gonna be peeta he's simply a girlboss and i won't hear anything else of it

scrimblo bimblo is haymitch he's funky and an alcoholic and i love him

my glup shitto is fucking caesar flickerman that man is so fucking funky and i think he's so entertaining even if he does get out girlbosssed by peeta twice in a row

my poor little meow meow would be honestly probably also caesar flickerman bc while he's problematic bc of the whole capital business i still love him and i shouldn't

horse plinko is president snow why i outta...

and eeby deeby is gale. fuck gale. all my homies hate gale. immediately to jail, and then immediately to supermegahell bitch .e

[achillesmercury1996]

Get to Know Me Tag

Thanks for the tag, @stressedinadress this one was so much fun!

 MUSIC

fave genre? Classic rock / pop / indie / classical / swing era / instrumental anything tbh

fave artist? Band: The 1975 / Standalone: Elton John

fave song? Me by The 1975

most listened song recently? Hah! Industry Baby by Lil Nas X

song currently stuck in your head? For the first time in a while, I don’t have a song stuck in my head, so bless

5 fave lyrics? Okay, I lit hate lyrics questions, so these are just lyrics I like in general. I’m not a huge music fanatic tbh, so I don’t have lyrics that ~speak to me~

"I was thinking about killing myself/don’t you mind?” Me - The 1975

"And did you think this fool could never win?/Well look at me, I’m a-comin’ back again!” I’m Still Standing - Elton John

“I don’t fuck bitches, I’m queer!” Industry Baby - Lil Nas X

“All men are pigs/all men but me.” All Men Are Pigs - Studio Killers

“I get a little bit Genghis Khan/Don’t want you to get it on with nobody else but me!” Genghis Khan - Miike Snow

This or That: MUSIC

radio or your own playlist | solo artists or bands | pop or indie | loud or silent volume I slow or fast songs | music video or lyrics video | speakers or headset| riding a bus in silence or while listening to music | driving in silence or with radio on

BOOKS

fav book genre? Fiction / Fantasy / Romance

fav writer? Madeline Miller / Casey McQuiston

fav book? The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

fav book series? I don’t read series actually...

comfort book? The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller and Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston 

perfect book to read on a rainy day? Shit, fam, any of em!

fave characters? Achilles, Patroclus, Alex Clairmont-Diaz, Henry Prince of Wales, Percy Newton, Monty Montague, Richie Tozier, Poe Dameron

5 quotes from your fave books that you know by heart?

Respectfully, I am not doing this one...I don’t remember quotes from books, quite the same as with song lyrics. There are some I like, but none that I’m like, SHIT FAM, THIS QUOTE. I’m not that deep.

This or That: BOOKS

hardcover or paperback | buy or rent | standalone novels or book series | ebook or physical copy | reading at night or during the day | reading at home or in nature | listening to music while reading or reading in silence | reading in order or reading the ending first | reliable or unreliable narrator | realism or fantasy | one or multiple POVS | judging by the covers or by the summary | rereading or reading just once

TV AND MOVIES

fave tv/movie genre? sci-fi / realistic / adventure / action

fave movie? Homie, I don’t have a favorite movie, ever...I just dig what I dig at the time, you feel me?

comfort movie(s)? Okay, I’m a sick individual, and some of my comfort movies should 5000% NOT be comfort movies, but they are...and you’ll know which ones...okay...Lady Bird / The Bling Ring / Marie Antoinette / Midsommar / IT: Chapter 1 / IT: Chapter 2 / Blackfish / The Florida Project / I, Tonya / The Pianist 

fave tv show? Stranger Things / Atypical / Anne With an E / American Horror Story / Charite At War / Versailles / Junjou Romantica / Girlboss / Avatar: The Last Airbender

most rewatched tv show? I literally go back and rewatch Junjou Romantica at least once a year since like, college, so...

5 fave characters? Poe Dameron / Richie Tozier / Zuko / Tony Stark / Steve Rogers

This or That: TV AND MOVIES

tv shows or movies | short seasons (8-13 episodes) or full seasons (22 episodes or more) | one episode a week or binging | one season or multiple seasons | one part or saga | half hour or one hour long episodes | subtitles on or off | rewatching or watching just once

I tag: @bowtiescarves @dearscone @blueeyedrichie and anyone else who wants to do this, too!